If you don't reply to this thread you will die today
>>724905057
qes ulan
>>724905057
Story behind pic?
Greetings!
Stuck at home recovering from an injury. Super bored and in the mood for a little bit of internet exhibitionism. I'm taking some requests and answering some questions :)
(Shoe on head)
(Sharpie in pooper)
Post feminine penis or GTFO
You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than an ENGLISH BREAKFAST.
>protip: you literally cannot.
No black pudding. Not English Breakfast.
>>724895140
Scottish breakfast
black pudding, haggis and tattie scone added to the mix
>>724895645
>haggis
GET THE FUCK OUT
See you space cowboy
inb4
>muh.. but i can do what i want
GERMAN LANGUAGE BELONGS TO GERMAN THREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq9AOpp4wZQ
>>724899063
those are very nice paperhangings!
Not racist or anything, and I believe all races are equal, but pls enlightened us why Indians are so smelly, stupid, disgusting, poo in the street, eats shitty looking curries, hairy sluts,black, selfish, arrogant, boastful but lacks things to boast about in their culture, scums of the earth?
suht the fuck up....... i will kill u if u talk bad about india u motherfucker...... break ur bones painly many times....kbye
>>724899387
Try it faggot. Name a place and time.
>>724899387
T R I G G E R E D
FB/IG Fap
>>724903978
Thinking of selling home brew at my school. Cost 8$ per gallon and I think I could turn a good profit. I want to know how strong I should brew and any other useful information and tips.
Setup is like pic related.
>>724903060
I'm not gonna give you any ideas on how to sell your vile poison.
You are such a faggot, what a gay thread. It has no point
>>724903060
Do you homebrew already? I don't think $8 gal would cover the brewing costs
Lingerie thread. Haven't seen one in a while
That's because you're on the wrong board faggot fuck off to /r/
>>724899876
/b/... Trying to fight about anything only because they're behind a computer screen.
Chubby thread.
Welp.... He did it again. He lied to us. Do you regret voting for him yet?
no
>>724902010
Not as long as he is triggering fucks like you.
>>724902010
To >>>/pol/ you go stupid nigger
Yo /b/, I took this to /adv/ and they called me a troll and didn't respond, so posting here.
I am a 22 year old girl. I'm a virgin and I've never even seen a dick irl before. I have issues with boundaries and things that I'm trying to get over.
There's this guy I really like who I'm going on a date with tonight, and I don't wanna fuck it up. I'm ready to try something sexual, but as I've never even watched porn before I seriously have no fucking clue what I'm doing. How do I even initiate anything and then what do I do? Help pls
Am probably not posting tits because I'm comfy in bed rn and don't wanna deal with a timestamp and my shitty phone camera
How have you not even seen porn at the age of 22?
>>724902700
Tits or gtfo
>>724902700
>Probably not posting tits
Well you probably should if you want help from /b/.
Please post all newer photos. Thanks.
>>724902066
what's the story with that dog?
>>724902066
S/fur the Janus ride.
more shark plz
New pics of my wife tell me what you would do to her and ill post more
>>724901527
nice tits, would love to see her pussy
OP from yesterday here to continue the thread. Even dubs for tits, odd dubs for ass
>>724898203
Honorary first roll
Pro troll
>>724899071
Not accurate.