ITT: We make stickers
Dubs gets printed
Trips gets printed and placed on 1 of OP's items
No rules, go
Dapper enough for you?
non-porn webms
Also, I have a job interview tomorrow. Give me some tips on how to react when they ask me shit I don't know.
Probably last thread before 9pm!
>wants to an hero
>fails
>kills kid instead
>friend posts whatsapp and pics to 4chan
>kills 120kg fat beast
>posts on 4chan
>ate beasts pizza
>posts to /b/ again
>claims body count of 5
>will post again in 1,5 hours
archives (pls add if I missed some!)
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724571547
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724578743
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724613100
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724579281
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724662428
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724670400
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724675268
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724680918
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724687773
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724694603
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724698208
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724698215
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724698491
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724706544
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724706747
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724713861
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724816535
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724825513
audios from whatsapp
Audio 1 - https://instaud.io/NWs
1. "No more desire to have to work. It's obviously the only reason. I'd have to write my applications soon (job search) but meh."
Audio 2 - https://instaud.io/NWI
2. "Nah, I'm not able to get the situation with the noose working. I could hang myself there but I just killed the neighbor. Doesn't feel that special tbh. My Hand is bleeding and is the only thing annoying me a bit right now. Just got rid of the blood, one of my shoes is bloody but it's alright. I think I'm going to give myself up in a few days and enjoy the jail life. Maybe I'll get another neighbor over here and do the same with them. I'd have two killings on my hand then. *sigh*, my knife is still upstairs."
Audio 3 - https://instaud.io/NWD
3. "I should get a girl to follow me here, I could rape her. By the way, Jadens guts feel really weird, I'm just able to pull them out of him, eww.. god." (igitt =eww)
Reminder 'merica won WWII therefore we speak 'merican here.
Let's go boiz!!!
You guys tend to know what deep physchological issues people have from their fetishes.
My girlfriend wants me to piss on her. What does this mean?
Pic unrelated.
>>724919918
she used to run a lemonade stand when she was a little girl
>>724919918
she looks happy with her life choices
>>724919918
It means you gotta keeper. God bless her slutty little heart.
There should ALWAYS be a loli bread.
>>724924969
>shadman
http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=69
Celeb thread: Where /b/ is a paradise Edition
https://youtu.be/I4qh_9vH1Ww
>>724927761
milf titties always nice to see
fb/ig fap
>>724928520
So /b/, recently I came to a massive revalation
>Be me
>27 year old white British guy
>Business partner tells me to come join him in Thailand for a few weeks
>I know the stereotypes
>hookersandaids.jpg
>He tells me it's not like that
>Books me a flight to come and chill with him for a bit
>I've been single for 2 years now
>Had bad experiences in relationships
>Dated either British or American girls
>Entitled western girls seems to be all I've ever experienced
>Every day I see their bullshit on Facebook
>"A man should be this, a man should be that"
>"If a man aint 6"2 with an 8" dick don't talk to me"
>"Girl if he doesn't have a car like this, leave his ass"
>"Fat is beautiful, deal with it"... etc.
>I get to Thailand and hit up Tinder for some fun
>Meet a girl on the first day
>My friend has a Thai companion and says it'd be good to double date etc.
>Whynot.wav
>We arrange to meet at the beach, just drinks etc.
>We hit it off really well
>She's an engineer. Super intelligent. Great body.
>We end up chatting and laughing for 3 hours
>Kiss on the way back to the car
>The following night she comes over to the villa
>Fucklikeanimals.webm
(cont...)
(...cont)
>Honestly the best sex I've ever had
>For about a week she comes back every evening after work
>She expects nothing from me. At all
>She's overwhelmed with gratitude that I even eat her out in bed
>She washes me in the shower, rubs my feet, cooks me food
>My friend and I go to a buffet and our girls bring food for us
>mfw she insists on showering twice a day. Hygiene is impeccible
>At the moment I'm back in England on business, but flying back to Thailand on Monday
>After years of dating entitled white women I've finally found the good ones
>mfw my British female friends get salty and call me mysogynist
>mfw my American female friends bitch at me for not knowing how to handle a "real western woman"
>mfw I read in the paper that 1/4 of British women admit to not showering daily
>mfw I drop my white fuck buddies and they all scream at me
>mfw one goes on Facebook and bitches about weak men needing to go east for easy women kek
I have never felt so loved in my life, /b/. I know she's not after my money because I'm not broke, but I'm not a millionaire. She has a great job, her English is almost perfect and I can tell she's a fiercely loyal type. Comes with the usual slight jealousy towards other girls, but that's about it.
So I ask you... why even bother with white women anymore?
>>724917194
Welcome to my world OP. Made the decision to move to Asia 10 years ago after fucking a Japanese tourist. Never looked back. Any pics of your chick?
Good job OP.
I am Roman Catholic but i believe in gay rights, abortion and the option to die if terminally ill. I am having a really hard time believing god or jesus are really going to care that i disagree with like 3 things. But i got tons of Catholics telling me those personal beliefs are unforgivable, but im pretty that nigga up there gave me free will for a reason. I choose to follow them even though i have some disagreements. That's all that should matter.
What do other Roman Catholics here think?
>>724917657
Heretic, faggot, deceiving yourself
Well, I'm Anglican, but relatively similar. I hold pretty much the same views as you. My only difference in opinion is that the mother should probably be in a life threatening situation requiring the abortion, but thats just me. You've got the right philosophy about free will at the very least
>>724918136
I like Anglican. The only thing i disagree on with them is that priests are allowed to reveal your confession
So I have been edging for about 3 days now and I cant hold it any longer. /b/ tell me what to do
Cut off your dick
>>724921670
Its either that or eat my own cum
>>724921670
This
Calling for your help on how to expose this guy and do the world a favour.
The man in the picture, Aaron Lambert a.k.a Aaron Lambo (From alpha training gym, Wellingborough, UK) is an ego maniac that has managed to gather a following of 500,000 on Facebook..through lies, and abuse towards innocent individuals, police officers and other successful people in the fitness industry and certainly should not be admired. He makes personal gain through lies, and constant bragging about money he doesnt actually have. Its all lies.
He genuinely believes he is a god and that he is untouchable.
He has a history for the following,
- Firearms Offenses,
- Theft from friends & business partners
- Beating women, (2 previous girlfriends and possibly a 3rd woman)
- Driving for over 12 years with no License or Insurance yet still claiming he has both.
- Destroying a UK Police Officer's Career and family with lies and deception.
- Targeting other individuals and using Facebook as a weapon and to support his constant lies.
- On going cases with the police where he is trying to sue them for harassment
- Branding innocent people as pedophiles on social media to 'get one over on them'.
He is also known as the 'Harry Potter Thief' who was working for security in a Courier depot, and stole a book weeks before its release and tried to sell it to a journalist for thousands. He was arrested that day and caught carrying a firearm.
He needs to have his day. And i know this is the place to make it happen. This man is dangerous and psychotic and he needs to be stopped.
All it takes is a background check on this guy for you to see i am telling the truth.
Some thoughts on how to shut him down for good would be great.
so how do you know him,
and why do you want him exposed
>>724920684
He lives in Wellingborough, his life is already shit.
Otherwise just murder him. Or get those hobos outside of costa to rape him and give him whatever diseases they have.
>>724921239
Or maybe he lives in Ketty, still a shit hole.
Picture of the month?
This is chosen in every fourth post?
In addition, there is only German written.
Can a captain explain everything to me? Why is he so honored by the Germans?
Eine Frage an die Deutschen, wer ist besser, er oder Hitler?
>>724920818
any turk is better than both of them.
but this shits fun so i let it slide
Was für ein käse
>>724920818
>Why is he so honored by the Germans?
Dude killed a lil Bandido and saved many Hells Angels from potential deaths by coward acts like grenade throwing into full bars
Who is this??
Saw her on a thread recently
Danm she looks really familar, the fuck?
sister of a dude, recently posted here on /b/
Post weirdest/unexplainable pictures you have
>>724924587
Rule 34 bread