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OP here
>be me 19
>going home drunk
>drinking after going to the movies (5 hours ago)
>get home mom, aunt and cousin are drunk, mostly aunt
>(Story is about aunt)
>She is drunk as fuck so am I, she wants to go home, wants her son to tie her laces on her hills

OP
>Son is kind of a dick, tells her no
>She puts her legs over me (lets call her J)
>She gently rubs her legs over my legs, instant boner and she feels the boner
>Rolls her legs harder and asks for help with her laces
>Being the drunk and high mofo I am i doit without hessitation (dont know how to spell it lo 2 drunk and not american)
> She puts the other leg over me and I tie it
>She wants to go home and my cuz wont take her cause he is mad at her (he is doing rehab for coke and alcohol)

bump for interest

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>>726897862

bamp

Bamp

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Requesting this little pal eating a bunch of twinkies.

>>726898848
Fuck off, Abusefag.

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Requesting Rukia doing something cute or cool with any one pokemon in this album
Pokemon refs: http://imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: http://imgur.com/a/qItQA

attempts to bump

>>726896307
fucking nice

AshhBecca

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bump!

Just messaged her and Now we wait. Keep em coming guys

what the fuck

>>726898300
you suck. noone likes you. be an hero

>>726898300
Of cours it was pruned you piece of fucking shit. That's my girlfriend. I could have you paying me $500 per infraction you piece of fucking garbage. I have lawyers, too.

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Isn't Asian female/White male the most common interracial partnership?

Really makes you think

>>726894598
no its actually hispanic/white

don't you know Japanese are honorary whites

>>726893969
Huh.?

>>726894661
Nice... kind of

rooooool

roooollllliiiinnnnggggg

Rollio

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Mainly used for walking is my spirit animal

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Rate
>mfw all time crush

>>726897105
6/10 pic is blurry, skinny but no tits

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>>726897105

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>>726894727
another pic from anon's girl

I had a fucking baby I didn't want. Regret it daily.
Had her on Valentine's day.
Life has been shit since then.
Thankfully next month I turn 21, and can begin the spiral into full blown alcoholic depression.
And go to titty bars. I can now but it's not fun if you can't get shitfaced.
Of course my wife only gives a shit about that baby and how much I work now. Doesn't actually care about me and I'm slowly realizing she never did.
>Just another brick in the wall

Do I have to explain KEK to all you newbies? In America we need change because under the covers most politicians and the 1% globalists have been selling out the American people for decades.

How do you get corrupt people to change? You give them terrible pain. Trump
was put into power by our vote because we know he is going to be the worst president ever. Donald Trump is that very visible pain and that pain will inspire real change. It is all part of the plan of people that really love this country and love ALL the people in it. Would you rather have blatant disgusting Trump or sneaky Hilary? Choose the one who is mostly likely to inspire real change after 4 years...and that would be the in your face Trump,a man with a supersized ego who feels no need to strongly cover his greedy moves. Trump's Tweets or Hilary's private e-mail server are both bad, but seeing how government fails via a public twitter feed is priceless. We deserve better. In sum folks, Kek is the god of chaos...who has a frog's head (I am not making this up). According to the legend, out of Chaos comes order but you need chaos first. The sheeple outside of 4chan think KEK means LOL and we like it that way. It
spreads the message faster. All hail the clan of kek!!!!!!!

>>726895789
Be a good father man, don't be a deadbeat. Just please don't fuck it up