ALL HAIL THE NEW QUEEN OF /B!!! SORRY FAT FUCK LOVERS, TRAP LOVERS, FAT ASS FUCK FACES...THIS IS THE REAL QUEEN
>>733908046
The real queen would post nudes. Sorry fag.
>>733908046
Fucking gross anorexic bitch, fuck no
>>733908046
no, i don't fuck skeletons
Deutschfaden Fortsetzung!
Fragen stellt ihr!
>>733907175
>Fragen stellt ihr!
Nabend Anons!
Die Fragen!
Schon mal sex verweigert?
Habt ihr Digitale Erfolge vor zu weisen?
Wie läuft es so mit den Kollegen?
Bonusfrage!
Hart oder Zart?
>>733907362
>Nabend Anons!
nabend
>Die Fragen!
>Schon mal sex verweigert?
kek nein
>Habt ihr Digitale Erfolge vor zu weisen?
digitale? hmmn... super hexagon und dark souls durch, global in csgo erreicht :^)
da wird man ja schon fast stolz, wow. meine eltern müssen sich echt freuen dass ich noch da bin :^)
>Wie läuft es so mit den Kollegen?
gibts ned
>Bonusfrage!
>Hart oder Zart?
zart
>>733907817
>Einiges
können wir ja mal drüber reden... am mittwoch
Just got paid, how do I make money with money?
First person to roll quads gets $500 paypal
Nigger
Roll quads
>>733907550
copypasta from last night
>sage
Girls you know/shouldn't share thread...
Flatmate's GF, I steal her pics off of his computer and jerk off to her all day
>>733906034
>>733906139
More?
Hiya /b/
>>733908027
You know the rules.
>>733908076
Happy?
>>733908190
yes, now sharpie in pooper pls
ITT: We post about stories where law enforcement was fucking useless entitled cunts. FUCK THE POLICE!
>be me, 29 white male living in a crowded area of metropolitan NYC
>only interactions with police have been for tickets
>shit TONS of cops
our front yard has a little strip of grass between it, the road, and the sidewalk, the grass isn't doing so well so I seed that shit, taking pride in the appearance of my house.
>Cops always park on my street because of city events and such
one day le wild pig appears and runs the SUV that my tax dollars gave him right over the curb and onto my grass.
>RAAAAAAAAAGE.jpg
my ELDERLY mother, whom I'm taking care of walks out and tells the cop to move the suv because it's crushing the grass.
>I'm on the porch watching in resignation that this will go nowhere
Cop stands there and just says "I understand maam" about 50 different ways while my mom is pleading with him to move the car 5 inches so it's not crushing the new grass.
>cop just stands there with a smirk behind his shades
>finally i had enough and ushered my exasperated mother inside.
cop remains on grass just talking into radio for 10 more minutes, gets in suv, skids his front tires, fucks my grass up and leaves.
fucking why?! when has a cop ever prevented a murder, rape, robbery, or assault? all they do all day is look intimidating in cars, issue tickets, and grab the front of their belts when they stand with feet should width apart. they're all fucking useless
Fix something up where he'll never do it again. Do it in such a way that you can't get busted for it.
second story:
>always keep my registration and insurance up to date, religiously
make a taco bell run at 1:30am cause i've been playin vidya all night and need some 4th meal.
>get to the drive through
all of a sudden wild flashing blue and reds appear
>wow that cop must really want some tacos
search light goes on my car...uhhhhh...do they want to pull me over....in a drive through?
back out of line, cop comes up to my door and im like...you want me to pull to the side or something?
>license, registration, insurance.
ooooooooooooooook
he comes back, apparently my registration is one month expired. ONE MONTH.
>goes back to his car, le second lady cop car appears.
end up being issued a 56 dollar ticket (he says he's doing me a favor because he could have the vehicle towed) and i can't even get my fucking quesadilla because they closed while i was being pulled over!
FUCK!!
I live in a high crime area anons, in a little enclave of middle class whites amongst the jungle of welfare gorillas. There's actual crime afoot, always. Why the fuck was this guy bored enough to run my plates, in line for taco bell, and take almost an hour out of his day to write me a 56 dollar ticket.
>>733907341
this literally happens all the time, and if i tried that nail stunt i can't even imagine the shitstorm that would come down on me, plus the cops are the only ones reigning in the chimps that live all around.
my point is, why can't they just act like civilized normal people, be courteous, and stop actual crimes.
Any richanons wanna buy a poorfag a some games?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/KingOfLlamas
ty
bumplebee
poorfag?
you got arma 3 with the premium dlc
you got dark souls 3
you got fucking cod advanced warfarre
and even elite dangerous
fucking fallout 4
farcry 3
gta 5
just cause 3
mgs 5
mortal kombat x
squad
stellaris
elders scroll online
fucking withcer 3
total war rome
sure tell me what game you want, i buy it now for you
>>733904280
I have a whole 37p in my bank...
buy me rimworld nigga
WTF how can someone be so fucking stupid? The Thread
>>733904684
so... cringe thread?
>>733904757
More like anger
all random thread
ELLO EDD BOI
His name is Rolf not Ralph
fb/ig teen fap thread
>>733902546
>>733902573
trips pick what i have for lunch it has to be real food
>>733906348
A shit sandwich is both real and has nutrients
>>733906464
Yumyum
Bitcoin or any other cryptocurrencies are a step backwards not the future of money unless you buy child slaves or drugs on the internet. Long transactions, 3rd parties involved when exchanging into other currencies, unstable, barely any services/goods you can pay for with these currencies, miner fees, no guarantee it's worth anything.
>Prove me wrong.
>Pro tip. You can't.
>sage
don't reply to this thread, OP is a summer fag
>>733905250
I bet you lost all of your money in yesterdays crash and now have to suck AIDS infested dicks on the corner of whatever dump you live in
in b4 shilling altcoins or something even stupider than this thread
My friend always complains about being fat and she is, but she does nothing to change her eating habits. She exercises a lot but stuffs her fat face with greasy, sugary shit and keeps complaining about not being skinny in between bites. What can I say politely to make her shut up about her weight?
Pls help, its wrecking my head.
>>733905928
pics of her, or it never happened
>>733905928
Get better friends
>>733905979
This
What is /b/'s opinion on the band Ghost?
>>733905491
edgy faggots
>>733905491
good music, excellent live performances
>>733905491
HAHAHAHA
Ok, link to their best song, OP
Couple weeks ago I found out my sister was a lesbo, found some nudes and her with her gf on her phone. Also our parents don't know that shes a dyke.
Trips gets nudes also AMA about her and what I should do.
>>733906024
Pay up
Is she hot?
>>733906024
Op black mail her if your parent's aren't so accepting.