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>>733919051
Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer.

>>733919153
i wouldnt do shit either, its a shit job

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going to worship barbara palvin some more

>>733917856
I don't know why I ever open these threads when I know I want to go do something shortly.

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>>733916867
Define home

>>733917258
ayy you coming to Montana soon? I remember you.

Hope you can get a decent job, maybe a vehicle.
Homelessness is virtuous, in a sense, if you can afford it. Not paying some jew landlord for rent is respectable.

Hey

>>733918196
I want to slit your throat, and then insert my dig into the slit I made, and cum into it.

Let me smash

Show tits

>>733918565
Spread'em toots.

ketchup on titis

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>>733918720

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>>733915015

>>733911988
I'm sorry are you 12 or autistic or both.

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>>733911988
>Posting on /b/
>Criticizing other people for how they spend their leisure time

Go fuck yourself.

Whoever helps me get nudes will share in the rewards.

I've been chumming it up with you newfriends since 2010. Good times, bad times, v&s and raids, PUDDIs and blackouts, crescent fresh, fortune and suicides and all the other gay shit we've done. Help a brother out.

>>733914785
I don't know anything about phishing, but I might still be able to help you out. Do you have kik?

>>733915014
nope.

>>733913312
I have no idea what you're even supposed to do to meditate, but I'm sure I'd benefit from it because I'm a depressed and anxiety-ridden sperglord. Not at all though, to answer the question.

World's biggest reframe, I love you

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>>733913312
~40m

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>>733913625

>>733913625
because I'm a loser

>>733913812
well I've never seen a shark take a dump before.

if u dont go on I'll an hero

>>733915251
yup

>>733915251
>>Be me
>>19
>> moved in with parents down in the shit hole of Florida
>>Always horny, most girls in the area or taken or to much of a skank to risk it
>>Jack off about 4 times a day
>>One evening I at my local fitness club, doing some laps in the pool
>>A guy who usually does the music announced through the speakers that a contest was about happen
>>Apparently the first person to find a white plastic bead in the pool won a 100 coupon to best buy
>>the person to find a blue bead was the winner of a swimming with the dolphins trip in our local sea animal exhibit
>>Soon enough everyone one was in the pool
>>Eventually some fat bastard who cheated by using goggles found the white bead
>>The next bead was also difficult to find
>>After surveying the whole pool I saw a blue spot near the deep end
>>I dove down and clasped my hands it, to see it was the blue bead
>>after I announced my victory I was given a slip of paper containing the certificate for "1 free swim with the dolphins
>>I had nothing going on the next day so I decided to stop by
>>The place looked rather worn down as I drove up
>>Decaying wood, and tons of mildew
>>The greeter standing at the counter took my slip and guided me through to the pool
>>I saw 2 dolphins playfully skipping through the water, both guided by their trainer
>>No other people were there that day
>>I changed into a life jacket and greeted the trainer
>>He seemed like a nice guy, was compassionate and smart with the dolphins
>>He told me the Dolphins names and that they were both females
>>I slowly got in the water and the dolphins swam by me
>>He told me they were not keen on strangers but in no time they will warm up to me
>>They were incredible creatures
>>I fed them fish, and pet their foreheads
>>Suddenly the trainer's phone rang from his office
>>I had no idea the absolute humiliation I was about to endure.
Procede

They died, just like your mom will if you dont reply to this post

>>733910831
Passusers already did one when the captcha thing went to shit