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>>739113148
He hasn't deported all the niggers yet.

>>739113148
He's taking alot of things from old people. Health, heat, etc.

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>>739108397
You look like a troy.
Just stand there and let the mosquitoes go ham on your ballsack.

>>739108397
Your name is Anonymous. I'll let someone else decide your deed.

Time stamp or ur a 50 yr old virgin

Aryan princess? Fuck yeah she's worth it, she's worth everything

>>739108124
Yes Thats her.

>>739108029
Nigga if that's her it'd be weird if you didn't fantasize about her

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23yo me vs 12yo story teim. Keep this shit bumped, respond, and ask questions.

>Be me
>23~ish. Fresh kicked out of the house by my moms for not being able to hold/find a job
>White friend that works at Gamestop takes me in with his family. Mother, father, grandmother, grandmother's boyfriend, and lil sister.
>Sister is 11yo, same age as my own
>Always remember the first time I met her.
>A year ago, before I moved in. Bro invites me to his place to game and box.
>Faggot wants to be in the UFC. Never been in an irl fight before
>I come in the backdoor
>Shit is unlock
>Whitepeople
>Go in, see small femnon
We'll call her Sandy
>Sandy is opening the oven
>Superman mode engaged
>Run up, pull her hand back
>"No, no, no. You can't do that."
Wagging my finger at her like supermom.
>"Um... no?"
She rolls her eyes hard as hell. Shoves me off, and reaches in to the oven with mitts on.
>My jaw slacks loose as she proceeds to pull out this big as ham roast and set it on the counter
>Puts lemons and all the toppings on that shit
>Looks good af
>Looking back, both parents were hambeasts so it makes sense that everyone knows how to cook

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>>739115540
>Impressed af
>Compare her to my own sister who sits around the house complaining all the time. Gaming when she can.
>Tbh she's just like me. I can't cook or do anything but game gud back then either.
>Instantly consider this kid to be mature as all hell
>Apologize, saying how I thought she was a "normal kid" who was just about to hurt herself. Won't do it again.
>"Whatever"
>Typical girl response. But she didn't sound annoyed this time. I make a note of it.
>Make my way up two flights of stairs to bro's attic. Thinking about Sandy on the way up.
>I'm shit on height but I want to say 4" nothing.
>130lbs. Not a lot on paper but it is for that age. She's got a pudge. Wears it well.
>Long hair down to her ass. Straight, well kept.
>Natural redhead. The kind that is almost brown when the light hits it. In the dark it really stands out though. Like a dim glow or tint to it.
>Blue/green eyes
>Freckles all over her pale skin
>I'm a fan
>Go up to the attic and tell my bro what happened. He laughs it off. Says she must like me if all she did was say "whatever".
>I take it to heart
>After a few hours of gaming I head downstairs
>Pass their mother coming in from work
>"OH! Anon! You leaving? We were just about to have dinner, you're welcome to stay."
>Love that woman
>Feeds me like a witch feeds Hansel and Grettle
I can't spell for shit and fuck googling
>"Um.. yeah, yeah I'll stay."
Mostly curious as to how good the ham can be when made by a kid
>Was not disappoint
>I hate ham, and still went for seconds for that shit
>Fat people live in the future man
>Thank the chef for the meal
>She looks down and swings her feet audibly
>She looks almost like she's pouting without the jutting lip
>Her hair is mostly swept to one side of her face
>One strand fallen over her eye and her ear is poking out on my side
>Reminds me of a young Jessica Rabbit
>Nostalgia Boner
>"Well, everyone, I have to get going"
>Move to get up, bang the table with my "knee"

Get some chads

I called the NYPD and reported your ass. Game over faggot.

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Wish this pic did the butt cleavage justice

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rate

>>739112891
3

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>>739112204

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>>739115383

i don't, my body actively rejects it
my body says cheese and other dairy is okay though

>>739114294
it's fucking delicious. really anything with calories is edible by us, we're pretty great that way

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>>739114294
Because most humans (blacks less) have adapted to drinking cow milk. Great apes evolved to eat raw food but humans adapted to eating cooked food too. It's also easier to come by than titty milk.

>>739111817
Why do we want to see 3rd country girls? Spain is one of the worst countries. Bullfights, corruption, drunk tourists.

>>739110689
if it was OC, it would be better

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My classmate. I rubbed my cock against her ass when she was dressed that day. Was pretending it was a hug and she didn't notice. Wwyd

>troll his number
>gives no number
Fucking idiot.

his number is (215)9542572

What's his # OP

ow the edge

moar please

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>>739111102

>>739110827
prettty cute.. you can grow hair now, shave the pubestache bud

You look like a huge faggot

>>739110827
shave that mustache and I'd fuck you in the ass

>>739103179
When do we elect Trump as the God Emperor of Earth?

>>739103351
Last year? You elected him president. He wins the next elections too in my timeline.

>>739103179
tell me what team will win premier league 2017/2018 in soccer, England