I'm a time traveler, visited here yesterday, did an AMA.

>>739103179
When do we elect Trump as the God Emperor of Earth?

>>739103351
Last year? You elected him president. He wins the next elections too in my timeline.

>>739103179
tell me what team will win premier league 2017/2018 in soccer, England

>>739103468
This is the best timeline then.

>>739103481
No idea. I can't search stuff up in my timeline. I only know what I knew before I left.

What year will you be born in?

>>739103618
Right now this timeline fucking sucks, so how can I travel timelines?

>>739103754
2049.

>>739103796
Forwards or backwards? Forwards is not that hard.

>>739103618
tell us something valuable to know before it happens.. like where the next terrorists attack will be or what share to buy

>>739103862
Forwards if it's easier

If it's true that you are a time traveler, type "Art panties" before I send this reply.

How longest into the future you've been?

If so. Is HL3 still unannounced?

If it's true you're a time traveler, then quote your post number within your post

>>739103179
what will ETH do?

Is this thread going to be as boring as the one last night?

We need to talk.. I also am a splinter i have been to several different zones. But a major event in this timeline has tossed off our splinter so i have a week til i can return..

>>739104203
oh my sides

>>739104397
We all know he's full of shit.

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Travels back in time just to go on /b/

>>739103864
Buy Intel, SpaceX. Cryptocurrencies are a big thing in my future, bitcoin doesn't exist though, the coins we use don't exist yet. I'm from 2076, I can't really share short term investment advice.

>>739103967
Forwards is easier but you only do it to get back to your original timeline after traveling. I haven't heard of any successful travels to the future.

>>739104021
1) I can't know something that wasn't recorded and didn't look up before traveling.
2) I can't know what happens in this timeline, I changed it by travelling. Most stuff are gonna be the same for a short period of time but then a lot will not. Me being here is the reason. I certainly can't have known something I haven't caused yet(i.e. what is written here before I come here to create this thread).

>>739104203
2076. Don't know what HL3 is.

>>739104397
Probably. Your expectations from time travelers is insane. The truth is boring.

>>739103862

Does this mean we can get OP banned for admitting to be underage? (claiming to be less than 18)

>>739104557
Anon tell me how to travel backwards then. Why are you dodging my question?

>>739103179
when does the plague of 4chan bananas end? Please.

>>739104738
Bet the answer will be, "Your technology isn't advanced enough to do so."

>>739104738
Because it's not possible right now. The mathematics behind it are here, the technology isn't.

>>739104557
What device do you use to splinter into the past

Historically did ww3 start already?

>>739104847
Kudos. You guys do have the theory, the general public hasn't realised it though. Don't get me wrong, it's not some kind of well protected secret. It's on arxiv.org. Hardy thought his math were useless and won't be used in the future for anything too.

>>739105094
WW3 doesn't happen at least until 2076.

Gib proof OP

>>739104455
>tossed off

>>739104866
Wow

>>739103179
Why are you here in 2017?

Answer this question then.
Who is, or will be, the 47th president of America?
In "your timeline".

>>739103179
Has the USA had a female president by 2076?
If so, what is her name?

>>739105464
Well, we had two. I'll just name the first one. Her name is Erica Vantus.

>>739103468
>timeline

multiverse theory confirmed?

when does the next war start

What is the name of the biggest movie star in 2046.

>>739105554
What years does she hold office? What ethnicity is/was she?

What are medias like in your time?
IE Video games, Movies, TV etc. etc.

So this was a one way trip, why now?

What is transportation like in your time? Still drive cars? (since 2049 isn't very far)

>>739103179
Is Islam eradicated by 2076?
Historically, have there been any more massive terrorist attacks by Muslims on US soil since 2001?
What and where is/was the worst, and what were the loss of life figures?
How does the US react?

>>739105871
2028-2032 She's Muslim. Stupid bitch got elected by liberals and fucked the economy

>>739103179
Is Kirk Douglas still alive in 2076?

>>739104847
You are the actual time traveler, aren't you?

What's the newest Belmont added to the family in your time?

>>739106219
Kirk Douglas never dies

>>739106256
No, the post below mine is
I was just guessing what he was going to say because it was an obvious answer

When does race war start?

>>739103179
Who's gonna win PGL Major 2017?

>>739106146
So she is alive now in 2017? Have you been sent back to kill her?

who sits upon the iron throne?

>>739103179
you can pretend to be whatever you want, it's your right.
but just so you know:
-nobody believes you
-most of us think you're pathetic.

>>739106426
She'd fucking have to be alive now unless she's also from the future

>>739106511
I'm asking questions just to see what he comes up with hahaha

>>739106426
No, but I doxxed her so go ahead and look her up.

>>739104455
You sound like you are tossing off right now.

>>739103179
Do we ever figure out how to access and/or pass through higher spacial dimensions?

>>739106511
You're such a clever snowflake...

*cough*

Post a pic of your time machine or something from the future as proof

Don't believe a word OP says!

Listen, OP is indeed a time traveler, but he's not doing this casually like he's leading you to believe.

OP stole the technology he used to get here from a government agency that does not yet exist in your time. I am a high-ranking member of that agency, sent to retrieve the technology and kill OP before he can cause long-term damage to this timeline.

He is deliberately spreading misinformation, the first step in his plan to start a catastrophic future war. OP is a terrorist who despises the future in which everyone is genetically modified to reach the highest possible potential. He believes this degrades the quality of human individuality, and as such he is attempting to prevent this from ever happening.

As we speak, him spreading misinformation on here is merely one part of a much grander scheme. You've all heard of chaos theory, I assume? It's absolutely correct. The smallest and most seemingly insignificant of actions can have the most drastic effects. This thread here, if allowed to go on without OP being challenged, will destroy our future timeline. I have done the calculations, too, however, and know exactly what needs to be said in order to counteract his plan.

After this, I will continue to track OP before he begins interfering in important gene modification experiments that will commence on August 12, 2017 at 12:30 PM. If he is allowed to tamper with those experiments, he will have won.

Seeing as OP is here to deliberately spread precise misinformation for the purpose of destroying the timeline, if anyone here has any questions regarding the ACTUAL fate of the future, feel free to ask me and I will answer.

>>739106538
Fuck off, cockwomble

>>739103179
What's your favorite food? Is fast food still a thing in the future?

When will kingdom hearts 3 come out?

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>>739107968
kek

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>>739107968

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>>739108292
>>739108229

This is OP samefagging so as to discredit me. However, his attempts to do so are futile. The truth has already been revealed, and his plans are falling apart. He is desperate now, and will do whatever he can to salvage this thread.

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Hey OP
How about you show us a picture that you took of the future

This fucking thread is too cancerous

>>739107968
As if to insinuate I believe anything posted on /b/

>>739105554
That's not OP(me).

>>739105889
It's not a one way trip. I have a way to go back to my timeline. I came here to visit Auswitch which I did today. You can't choose any date and this was the only viable one to visit Auswitch.

>>739106092
Islam isn't eradicated in 2076, way less people are fanatic though. Most people are atheists/agnostics. The whole Islam crisis stopped around 2032, there was an attack in 2029, less people died than 9/11. Politics aside, 9/11 was not such a big deal, I never understood why you guys made it so. A lot worse things have happened already.

>>739106511
I noticed this behaviour n the previous thread. Expressing disbelief is not a sign of intelligence, especially on an anonymous image board. You can either ignore it or treat it like a script I could be writing if you don't approve. Cussing an anonymous person and gloating is one of the most useless things you can do.

>>739106722
By existing. What do you mean by higher? More than 3? You're already doing that. They collapse to 3 in a large enough scale.

>>739107968
Haha.

>>739108057
Yep. Pierogi.

This chick I've been talking to, I initiate conversations and she always replies and carries on conversations, but doesn't message me first. Wasting my time? Or is there potential for boning? Help me o' wise future traveler.

>>739103179
Guys, I too am a timetraveler and in the future we all suck femenine penis but it's not gay or anything.

How many genders are there in the future?

>>739109594
4 1/2

>>739109074
There is always potencial for boning, believe.

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>>739103179
Why you came here and why the fuck are you doing an AMA in this shitty board

>>739103179
who will win 2017 world series?

>>739109796
Yes

>>739109628
What are the 4.5 genders

>>739109074
Go meet her irl. The conversation either flows or feels forced. You either bone(haha) or don't respectively.

>>739109594
There are 2 sexes(with rare exceptions). There are as many genders as you want them to be, it's a social construct. Honestly I don't care. I think that manliness is the way the average man evolved to be, femininity for women.

Do they catch the Seaman killer?

>>739110039
Male, Female, weaboo, Faggot and Trap

>>739109032
Laugh all you want, OP. Your lies have been uncovered. For the record, I'll point out all the bullshit information he just fed you.

1) It's not a one way trip. He and I are both perfectly capable of going back to our original timeline, provided the correct conditions are met to travel to it.

2) He's not lying about Islam not being eradicated, but he is lying about most people being atheists. Religion is still going on in full throttle. There was actually a severe economic crisis around the year 2045 on par with the great depression, and this resulted in a new line of religious thinking, along the lines of, "The God's are punishing us for our secular ways!" This in turn caused the three major religions, Christianity, Judaism, and Islam, to skyrocket yet again in popularity. Today the atheist population, on a global scale, only makes up about 2% of people.

3) Expressing disbelief is, in fact, a sign of intelligence. Skepticism is key here, and OP is merely trying to browbeat you people into believing his story. In fact, I don't expect you all to believe me anymore than you believe him, I'm merely here to provide a counter to the lies he feeds you, so as to work against his sabotage against the timeline.

4) He doesn't understand how spatial dimensions work. Remember how I mentioned that everyone is genetically modified to reach their full potential? It's true, but access to adequate education is still a big issue in the future.

>>739110797
Are sentient AIs developed by then?

>>739110797
Being skeptical is a sign of intelligence. Expressing it on an anonymous image board serves no purpose at all which make it stupid.

I don't claim to understand a lot of physics but the above is kinda self evident.

>>739110087
Again, yet another pile of bullshit he has fed you.

There are indeed multiple genders in the future, as it is a social construct.

He is lying about there only being 2 sexes, however. Thanks to medical technology, we have been able to create a third sex, which is a sort of combination of the two. It's similar to hermaphroditism, with some different details. This third sex has simply been named "herma." Herma's have both a penis and vagina, and they are both completely functional. They can both impregnate people and be impregnated. Whether or not they take on more feminine, masculine, or androgynous characteristics is simply a matter of which hormone the parents wanted to be more prevalent. Today, herma's make up approximately 30% of the global population, male's about 40%, and female's about 30%.

>>739111684
Chicks with dicks

>>739110087
>it's a social construct
time is a social construct.

yet you can't change 1 o'clock to 2 without fucking up the whole system

Have they cancelled the Simpsons yet?

This is bullshit, nobody meets irl in the future.. We have cybra set for that kinda thing. Fuckin hell

>>739111263
Sort of. We still aren't entirely aware of what even constitutes sentience, but as far as AI goes, we've made some serious progress. It's not exactly what you think it is though.

Essentially, there are two different strata of "AI" that exist. One shows remarkable creative potential, one shows remarkable logistical potential. The problem is that we haven't been able to figure out how to combine those two characteristics into one yet, as all attempts to result in a brain-dead monstrosity.

>>739111475
Skepticism should always be expressed, regardless of whether you're in an academic institution or on an anonymous image board. It is how we discern factual information from non-factual information. That much should be obvious to anyone with half a brain. No matter the situation, it is always important to be skeptical, or you risk the spread of raw misinformation, as you are attempting to accomplish now. Just know that I won't allow your plans to reach fruition.

>>739112025
Wrong. Time is an actual physical thing, hence the phrase "time and space." Time is merely the rate at which events occur. This is why time slows down as you get closer to extremely high gravitational pulls, as it literally warps space and time. The way human beings measure time, that is indeed a social construct. Time itself, however, is not.

>>739112187
Yes. They cancelled it in the year 2024. Matt Groening dies a year later.

>>739110245
In a sock?

>>739112640
Twist.. The sock IS the seaman killer

Bring back IDs Chinese moot!

How did you manage to fit a vaginal canal without removing important parts of the prostatic eurethra or the root of thr penis?

Turkroach here... when will we elect someone other than Erdogan?

>>739103179
>!'m a time traveler, will visit here yesterday, did an AMA. Here I will have going to have been again. AMA.

>>739110797
Is there a cure for Hypothyroidism in this future?

>>739113772
Sort of. We basically just use stem cells to grow a new thyroid gland, and then surgically implant it in-place of your old one.

Any new species we might not know about? If so what are they. Also can you name some species that are extinct?

Is cancer or any form of std cured? If so when were they cured.

>>739114670
Non-lying time-traveler here.

There's a few new man-made breeds of dog. That's about all I can think of, though..

Several species WENT extinct, such as lions, tigers, the African elephant, The Polar Bear, etc.

However, we have brought most of those species back using cloning. We've even some more ancient species, such as the dodo bird and mammoths.

>>739114919
We managed to cure both AIDS and Cancer by weaponizing nanobots. Essentially, the nanobots target and actively kill the AIDS virus and cancer cells.