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MY DOG RAPED AND KNOTTED ME
I used to have a Labrador retriever named Apollo. Apollo was huge, with a head about the size of my torso, and I kept him unneutered so as to breed him in the future. (I wanted puppies duh!)He seemed an altogether happy dog, and followed most commands. Well, except when he got into his sexual frenzies.

One day he grabbed a pillow and started furiously humping it. Apollo finally jizzed all over the pillow, and a good portion of the floor. I was horrified, seeing as how this was my first look at real, live sperm, and I had to clean it up.

Months later, my friend and I were in the bathroom talking. I was taking a shower and my friend was brushing her hair. (We felt comfortable naked around each other) The door was unlocked and slightly open, and Apollo walked in, and he had this glint in his eyes.

A glint that said, clearly, “I’m going to fuck the shit out of you.”

Sure enough, he came up behind me, knocked me to the ground, aggressively shoved his giant cock into my asshole, and began thrusting like his life depended on it. I screamed for help, but my friend just LAUGGGHHHED Despite the fact that there was a dog LITERALLY trying to IMPREGNATE ME. I tried pushing the massive dog off of me, but he weighed more than me, and so I just had to take it. I closed my eyes and continued trying to wriggle away. It then flipped me over and slipped it's penis into my FUCKING VAGINA. I tried moving more to free myself. In retrospect, all that movement was probably taken by Apollo as encouragement. Because whenever I tried to he'd thrust harder and the sudden bursts of pleasure would make me fall back onto the ground again.

Saliva from his gaping maw dripped onto my face, and soon jizz squirted into my vagina and I screamed but my friend just kept on laughing. IT FUCKING OVERFLOWED WITH JIZZ POURING OUT OF MY VAGINA ALL OVER THE FLOOR. The dog howled with pleasure and at that moment I realized, all I could do was accept it.

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Anonymous 2017-07-22 03:53:39 Post No.739664710
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>>739664567
are you sill lurking, OP?

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>>739664567
would be hot if you weren't in 6th grade english.

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Thank you for this

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Anonymous 2017-07-22 03:18:35 Post No. 739661508 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do famous rich people kill themselves? They are modern day royalty, and live a life of privilege accordingly. They can travel to any place on earth at a moment's notice. They stay in mansions and 5 star facilities. They have personal chefs, trainers, and assistants. They can try any hobby available to man for a day or a week if they wished. People want to be close to them. Chicks want to bang them. Why would they choose self euthanasia?

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Anonymous 2017-07-22 03:22:24 Post No.739661842
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>>739661508

People commit suicide everyday. Rich, poor, middle class, doesn't matter; brain chemistry is brain chemistry.

I'm sure they all found joy in having nice things but chemical imbalance doesn't rationalize their depression.

To actually go through with a suicide is very intense. Whiny faggots don't commit suicide, they go on tumblr and read sad memes. Tortured souls take their lives.

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>>739661508
Depression doesn't care about any of that shit.
Depressed eyes see all of those fine things and behold only ruin.
A depressed tongue eats the finest foods and tastes only ash.
A depressed dick fucks and feels the emptiness of it's balls all the way to the depths of it's soul.

Anonymous 2017-07-22 03:23:53 Post No.739661981
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>>739661508
Sometimes in life when people have it all there is nothing to work toward. That realization of emptiness and loneliness is too much to bare. Life without meaning to these people is not worth living.

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s/fur

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bobby feeds the raccoons in this one

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>>739665028
DONT DO IT BOBBY

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One day, that beaver tried'a leaver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

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evening /b/. what's everybody drinkin' tonite?

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Whats up Nickel

Its been forever since i joined a thread with your stylings.

Whats good this night my good sir? Im just here with some honey jack but im thinking maybe i shouldn't drink Im trying to cut back on drinking

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does it take a little cHAoS?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNcXo7_b9M4

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r34 thread

lets start off with some good ol peach eh?

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Milfs and Gilfs, new thread.

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>>739666400
been hoping for moar of her op

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Anonymous 2017-07-22 03:34:11 Post No. 739662854 [Report] [View this topic]

Why don't you own a gun?

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Anonymous 2017-07-22 03:34:58 Post No.739662924
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>>739662854
why should i?

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>>739662854
tits or gtfo!

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>>739662854
>>739662924

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Post your gf, wife, or ex. Rate, wwyd thread

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cute. got nudes?

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id hit it

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Anonymous 2017-07-22 03:29:37 Post No. 739662429 [Report] [View this topic]

Here's my first attempt at a Civ thread.

5 whites, 5 jews, 5 mudslimes, 5 Asians, 5 blacks, and 5 spics crash land on an island. Survive (or kill each other).

-Survivors-
Population: 30
Food: 0
Water: 0
Intellect: 5
Strength: 5

Dubs picks, but trips can steal it as long as it's not a roll.

Only submit after update. No nukes early in the game.

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Anonymous 2017-07-22 03:31:59 Post No.739662626
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Red is where you start, and purple is corruption which instakills when in contact with life (counts as an entity.)

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>>739662429
Jews try to use money to make ppl work for.them but everyone notices money is useless here and cook the jews to secure food for a few days

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