/wwe/ general #1795 - literal GOAT edition

Post favorite haitch burials so I can kek

https://youtu.be/jK_d5-76oS4

>Roman will never spear like this

>>923943
Vs. Booker T at WM19

BRIE MODE

>>923943
Dolph Ziggler at this years rumble

>>923943
RVD

>>923943
your mom

>>923943
Scott Steiner

>>923943
Warrior at WrestleMania 12

>>923948
Would you call that the most egregious haitch burial? I gotta go with either that or goldberg at Summerslam 03

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>>923949
BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK

Who /ABR/ here?

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>>923943
>>923948

>>923958
Still pissed that Book didn't go over esp after that shitty ending. Goldberg was just there for a pay check.

Also
>Sting

COME ON BAYBAY

>>923962
This still triggers me

>>923943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PocyTpRpgyY&feature=youtu.be
I still don't know why this happened

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>>923962
The reign of terror at it's peak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6tP1v8Jg8A

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What's stopping Brie from getting as thicki as Nikki?

When they started their bodies were practically identical but Brie looks like an inflatable skeleton with goofy lipstick

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>>923970
>7 mins

That's ok senpai

>>923943
Brock Lesnar until based Taker put him over.

>>923971
Brie is happy with her body and doesn't feel the need to fill herself with plastic, I guess.

>>923970
not even trying to make it look like you're not them anymore huh

>>923970
>so desperate for views and validation he shills on a Mongolian tapestry board
LAffin at your life pham

>>923970
>using different thumbnail as a click-bait to get more views

pretty smart desu

When are they gonna release AJ's theme?

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listening to jerichos podcast with Woods shows how desperate and out of touch he is.

>whats the hardest videogame
>i heard its donkey kong.

>>923989

Except "OVER AS FUCK" is viewed as a maymay with the smarkbusters.

>>923991
'Cool' dad gimmick when

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>>923991
I pity him

Reminder that based Jerigod destroyed Jewbergs career and ruined his tough guy image forever

>>923943

Kane by far

>>923997

Why the long face?

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>>923943

The only guy HHH has ever buried was Booker T, so...

>>923943
Scott steiner entire feud

>>924003

To truly, really bury? Sure, it's Booker.
But he's buried a lot of them in his carreer, I remember one of the most blatants which was Curtis Axel after (or inmediately b4) he became a Paul Heyman guy-
Sure, it's Axel, but boy, did he get the shaft.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWX6EkFvx1g

brety gud

>>924010

Yeah but we're talking about guys that HHH himself directly buried during his career as a wrestler. He's put over WAY more than he's buried.

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>>924007
Scott Steiner was emasculated in WWE. First week he had his volume turned down and the rest of his run was quietly following Test and Stacy

>>923966
Haha, absolute madman, hhh booking is like a self inserted 12 year old

>>924017

He was presented (and had his name changed, iirc) and then comes Trips and kicks him in the balls, killing all his heat.

>>923927
>this "mark" is exclusively a wrestling term
>thinks "mark as bitch" is the same

Jesus fuck, you're an idiot.

>>924012
This character is perfect for him. He's on edge, he's a little manic and frenetic, he seems genuinely tweaked.

>>923991

Jericho just isn't into nerd shit

Also Donkey Kong is harder than Dark Souls

>>924018
Disgusting

>>924022
>>>/wooo/

>>924017
>Reign of Terror starting as soon as he had the ability to book himself
Yeah sure. He himself has chosen to bury far more than he's put over.
Hell, I was a huge Evolution mark and still am a pretty heavy mark for Haitch and I admit he makes himself go over way more.

>>923970
Just watched the "channel trailer" and I laughed a lot, should I commit suicide?

>>923996
already doing it.

>>924029
Yes

https://youtu.be/z68mG6ShkvU

>>924029

No, you're a precious thing

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In a recent interview

>Del Rio was also shown pictures of various stars and was asked what he thought about them:
>AJ Styles: "Tremendous talent."
>The Rock: "One of the biggest stars in history."
>Undertaker: "We call him the 'Godfather of Wrestling'."
>John Cena: "A great rival and I have a lot of respect towards him."
>Roman Reigns: "A young promise now turned into a reality."
>Kalisto: "I wish him the best in his life and his career."
>Rusev: "My "Compadre" I call him "Ramiro" since his name is Miro."
>Paige: "Well, what can I say. I'll introduce her to my nephew." (laughing)
>Dean Ambrose: "A great talent and even crazier outside the ring."

>you will never build a lego castle with Finn
>he will never facefuck you on it until it breaks

>>924023
Agreed
He doesn't need to pull wacky faces and gurn all the time to try to sell that he's crazy, he needs to be more like this and use more subtlety

>>924036
del rio is a cool guy.

Why does Brock get to be in the match at Fastlane but Bray doesn't?

>>924036
>ywn never hang out with the league of nations

>>923991
He isnt lying, games like battletoads BTFO any recent games in regard to dificulty.

>>924042
Because
>WWE writing

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>>924036
>"Well, what can I say. I'll introduce her to my nephew." (laughing)

>>924036
>says all this good stuff about everyone else
>Paige

>>Paige: "Well, what can I say. I'll introduce her to my nephew." (laughing)

Based Dorito.

>>924042
Because Bray has done literally nothing to deserve it. Brock is still owed his rematch.

>>924042
Because WWE still thinks Brock is a draw.

>>924049
Um, he got a rematch.
Did you not see the Rumble? ;^)

>>924045
but
>donkey kong.
no one was bringing out battletoads, or any of the more modern hard games like the souls stuff.
just donkey kong.

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>>924036
>left Lucha Underground where they booked him as a bad ass motherfucker to WWE where they book him as another dweeb in a throw away stable

Was watching season 1 of LU earlier, and holy fuck, Alberto's so fucking based. The creative at WWE can't write shit for anybody but the two top guys they want to push.

>>924045
'no'

>>924012
Pretty damn good, especially the part about lesnar dumping him on his head

>>924042
Why the fuck is Dean in the match
Or Roman for that matter
>I am the gameuh
>you will never be champion again
>I'm just gonna put you in a No. 1 contender's match with your brother to help you

>>924045
probably because battletoads is a poorly designed, bad game

>>924057
They need a contrived reason to get the title back on Roman and don't want Lesnar to eat the pin. That's all it is. I genuinely pity people who think Roman or Dean are going to turn heel.

>>924050
You shitposters really need to give it a break every once in a while

>>924052
Calling Jericho out of touch just because he mentioned an old game as one of the hardest is hardly true. He was right.

>>924059
Back to /v/.

>>923970

There guys are funny BUT they try a little too hard. If they just stopped spazzing out and shit this would be fun to watch.

>>924062
Name one event Lesnar sold out since coming back to WWE.

>>924063
>Back to /v/.

>>924043
Barrett and Sheamus go waaay back to when they were indie guys in the UK and Rusev and Dorito are basically best friends over football.

>>924065

No man, Delaware rednecks are really like that. They're definitely doing the "your own personality turned up to 11" thing

>>924012
>talks about turning people into pretzels and breaking fingers
>moveset is still le lunatic brawling

Also, why was he so shakey?

>>924067
18+

>>924070
HE'S A LOONY MAGGLE

Pre-Royal Rumble 2016 Smarks: "I Take back everything bad I said about Triple H over the years for presenting us a good quality product such as NXT and giving us Indy Midgets that we can fap to".

Post-Royal Rumble 2016 Smarks: "Fuck Triple H and his shovel. I'm so sick and tired of him burying talent".

Biggest hypocritical pro wrestling fans to ever exist.

>>924063
>Back to /v/.
if you unironically think Battletoads is a good game you should go back to posting "DAE remember this classic? XDD" on /r/gaming

>>924057
>Why the fuck is Dean in the match
>Or Roman for that matter
The idea i guess is to mess with Roman so he feels conflicted about having to face Dean and also to make Roman suffer at the hands of Lesnar.

They want to mess with him physically and mentally.

>>924075
>hypocritical pro wrestling fans

You can just say 'pro wrestling fans', since that's the way every single one acts.

>>924075

Pseudo-Smarks are actual jokes. Real smarks have never hated Triple H.

>>924076
Not him, but the standards of "good game" are not static.
It lacks many fundamental design aspects that have become basic commonalities in the modern era and their disinclusion today would be seen as lazy, but for what it is it's genuinely a classic.
Like you can go back and watch some old 80's wrestling and a 2010's indy mark would ask "WHERE'S MUH FLIPS", but in reality it's still a great match.

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>>924075
I'm a smark and Triple H is the GOAT no matter what.

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>>924083

>>924075
Why would anyone hate Triple H?

>>924088
Massive ego, over-pushed, responsible for Roman Reigns.

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>>924012

I love him so much

>>924083
No I get that but Battletoads is the definition of nostalgia goggles - it doesn't control well and is endlessly frustrating.

>>924070
>>talks about turning people into pretzels and breaking fingers
>>moveset is still le lunatic brawling

This triggers me because it's basically Dean genuinely saying "I have done this stuff before, I am fully capable" and then WWE only lets him do the fucking WACKY LINE.
That's gimmick work, Anon.

>>924075
Those are what we call "smark marks" AKA those who inhabit reddit.

>>924087
Was this when wrestling wqs real

>>924096

You mean pseudo-smarks

>>923956
This is the only correct answer

>>924098
Same thing, in the end they're still the worst aspect of wrestling.

DAE ANYONE BUT RAMEN?????????????????

>>924012
>Roman is getting pushed ahead of this guy
fucking hell

>>924075
Changing your mind is not the definition of being a hypocrite
Maybe you should go back to school

Mark: I hate Kevin Owens cause he beat up John Cena.

Pseudo-Smark: I hate John Cena cause he beat Kevin Owens

True Smark: Kevin Owens and John Cena are both great workers and I really enjoyed their matches.

>>924075

>listening to unwashed manchildren

wew

>>924104
You realize Marks hate Cena too right? Even theyre not immune to the suffering.

>>924094

The arcade version is good

>>924106

Most marks like Cena though. Marks = casual fans for the most part.

Pseudo-smarks are also marks but they are marks for heels/indie guys.

>>924102
Roman is more over than your deanetty fuck you

>>924057
>Roman, Ambrose, and Brock are passed out in the middle of the ring
>The Game (the COO, the 14-time world heavyweight champion, Edo-tensei Mangekyou Sharingan Taichou of Taichous) music hits
>The cerebral one slowly makes his way onto the ramp in a personalized Kamen Rider outfit as a banner drops behind him advertising a new live-action Kamen Rider movie
>He trots to the ring carrying 5 money-in-the-bank briefcases he made himself
>Throws all of them at Lillian Garcia, adding her to WWE's growing injured list
>Justin Roberts comes out and announces this is now a fatal four-way match before The Game pedigrees him for being under 6'
>Trips triumphs and earns the number one contender spot for his own championship
>Walks up the ramp and embraces cardcoard cutouts of Hall, Nash and Shawn with tears in his eyes
>Heads to the back followed by the real X-pac who is jumping up and down, making contorted faces and nasal squeals long after the champion is no longer visible
>Next night on Raw Hunter has a 30-minute promo with Paul Levesque over the Titantron
>Wrestlemania day arrives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR5Jp_ag2M8

>>924109
kek good one

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>>924101
>A Roman mark is near me.

>>924107
Yeah it's better like that because you don't end up playing more than 30 mins of it

>>924109
haha

>>924104

I like Cena and Owens but I hated their feud.

I mean, I'm glad it helped get Owens on the main roster and cement him as a top heel but it shouldn't have been a trilogy and it might have hurt Owens slightly to do the third match.

>>924109
The only thing Roman is more over than is that pepsi tattoo on his shoulder

>>924036
>Kalisto: "I wish him the best in his life and his career."

Why does he hate other Mexicans so much?

>>924116
Kekkerz

>>924117
He likes Kalisto a lot m8, this is the first part of the interview

>"Kalisto is someone with a lot of talent," Del Rio said. "The rivalry between us is only in the ring. I'm doing the same thing for Kalisto that Rey Mysterio did for me. When I first got to WWE, Rey Mysterio introduced me to all the people I had to meet. He guided me and gave me all the advice that I needed to know to succeed in the company. Now I'm doing the same thing for Kalisto to see if he can have the same success I had. Hopefully there's more Mexican wrestlers in WWE one day."

>>924107
This
Best thing on the xbone 2bh

Marks = Facebook/Youtube comments

Pseudo-Smarks = Reddit, /woo/, original /asp/ies

True Smarks = /sp/

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>>924094
I think I only beat the second jet ski level once and then died immediately after

>tfw turn into a bell and knock your friend off his rope

>>924111
Check'd and kek'd

>>924124
/sp/ is fucking shit, kill yourself

>>924036
Why doesn't del rio get heat? I mean he's a good wrestler and a great look for a heel

>>924125
Upvoted
Play bucky o hare for the true patricians hard as fuck nes game based on cartoon you fucking pleb

>>924125
>Brock will never shoot F5 Frank the kuk onto the barricade

>>924124
Based Casuals: Youtube/Social Media

Stereotypical Smarks: /asp/, reddit, wooo

Anti-smarks: smark busters, nWowolfpacTV, half of /sp/

Smarks: other half of /sp/

Who popularized modern selling?

Old Ric Flair matches look like a fucking cartoon

Mark: Thinks professional wrestling is real.

Smark: Understands that professional wrestling is a work.

There is nothing else. Stop trying to reclassify shit so you can put people you don't like into groups.

>>924127

I meant the people who were in /wwe/ on /sp/ before we got moved.

>>924087

What is this? Is this available on JewTube?

>>924136
>getting worked

>>924136

This isnt true at all though.

Do you think every casual fan thinks it is real? They know it is scripted they just watch and react to it like any other TV show.

Everyone over the age of 13 knows its scripted.

Please have sex.

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>>924036
>tfw you will never have a corona or a dos xx with BASED Del Rio

¿POR QUE?

>>924138
It's spoilers for TNA's next batch of TV Tapings.

>>924136

No one over the age of ten is an actual mark.

Marks:
>I love John Cena!

Smarks:
>I love Kevin Steen. Oh, you don't know who that is? Pssh...

Anti-Smarks:
>I fucking hate Daniel Bryan.

that's it.

>>924138
I know it's Ricki Starr from the 1950s but I don't know the exact match.

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>>924109
Lol fanboys crack me up.

Deano has only gotten a fraction of the push Roman has, and yet there's never been a point where Dean was less popular. He didn't need nepotism and Vince's relentless force feeding either.

>>924155
I like all three guys. What am I?

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>>924155
>Anti-Smarks:
>>I fucking hate Daniel Bryan.
>You now remember that in 2016 people are still getting worked by THE GOAT.

>>924036
>si si si si si si si si si si si si si si

>>924163
I miss him so much

>>924160
You're a big guy

>>924163
He's not coming back bros :(

>>924155
>anti smarks: I'm a mongoloid who doesn't genuinely like or dislike anyone and has difficulty communicating apart from fedora images

FTFY

>>924155

Marks: Care about match results.

Smarks: Care about match quality.

This is it.

You can be a mark for a certain wrestler so care about their results but overall mostly still be a smark but you are still a MARK in some ways.

It takes an extreme level of intelligence and enlightenment to become a true smark and not get upset or angry at who wins or loses.

>>924170
>tfw have to watch TD for Bryan fix

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>>924155
>That amazing feeling when it's 2 years later and Anti-smarks are still getting worked by the GOAT

AJ STYLES VS CESARO FUCKING WHEN!?

>>924170

CM Punk will come back before Cryin Bryan

>>924155
I like all of them, but fucking wwe booking sucks. Let jew heyman book smackdown again!

>>924168
For you

>>924178
>>924168
HOW?

>>924165
>>924170
>>924173
>You rewatch WM 30 multiple times to relive the most touching momment wrestling has seen in decades.

Marks:
>18-

Smarks:
>18+

Anti-Smarks:
>50 and over

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So who is AJ gonna feud with?

>>924186
Darren Young

>>924185

Marks:
>18- or casuals

Smarks:
>18+ and have had sex

Pseudo or anti-smarks:
>18+ virgins

>>924077
>putting this much thought in to wrestling
They already faced each other anyways

>>923940
Daaam
Rusev is SAVAGE
https://twitter.com/RusevBUL/status/692196842814226432

>>924182
>wwe will never show the ending of wm 20 :(

>>924155
Kill yourself you misinformed idiot. Smarks love cena. Marks like kevin owens whoa he mocked his opponent's taunts! and daniel bryan YES YES YES YES

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marks: Roman Reigns is my favorite, no one can stop the big dog

smarks: Seth Rollins is my favorite even though his booking was terrible

anti-smarks: +18 please have sex Bret Hart rules

>>924197
Yeah but it still hurts Roman.

I dont complain about the booking, seeing Ambrose reactions while Lesnar handles him like a ragdoll will be fun.

>Lucha tonight
Feels good

>>923971
Brie is a vegetarian/vegan.

That's pretty much the explanation. Nikki is thicker and more muscular because she eats differently from her sister.

>>924200
>current year + 1
>still getting worked by the GOAT
Based D Bry

>>924205
Do they begin with new feuds or they retake previous season feuds?

Also how many bongs till LU?

>>924198
>https://twitter.com/RusevBUL/status/692196842814226432
MELTZER BTFO
SMARKS BTFO

>>924210
4 bongs

>>924185

Marks:

>under 14

Smarks:

>18+

Anti-Smarks

>edgy, contrarian 15-18 year olds

>>924198
HAHAHAH

FUCK YOU SMARKS

>>924216
Thanks.

>>924128
Because creatives are shit

>>924198
Meltz on suicide watch

>>924198
Based rusev! When is big e and rusev going to fight for the wwe title

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where else does /wwe/ post

/o/, /sp/, /gg/ general on /mu/

Marks: I love Roman Reigns
Smarks: I love Seth Rollins
Smart marks: I want Paige to rub her feet all over my face

>>924203
Anti smarks are more like
>based Vince thanks for this shit product

>>924225
/v/

I used to post in /sp/ a lot but I sorta stopped watching soccer

http://www.wwe.com/inside/polls/do-you-think-aj-styles-is-a-future-wwe-world-heavyweight-champion

Another poll by personal courtesy of triple h

>98%

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>>924224
In Bizarro WWE were booking is 10/10

>>924225
/tv/

>>924225
/tv/ usually.
Don't really care much for 4chan anymore though.

>>924225
>/v/
>/sp/ during some football matches if Chelsea are losing or something
>/vg/ for anything specific that isn't on/is just shitposting on /v/

>>924120
Based Del Rio

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>>924225

I will forever be a loser from /v/. also /m/ for toku

Still waiting on that rider series based on wrestling. You can even have the tag champs be the jobber team like the birth bros.

>>924226
Only marks like seth rollins. Smarks recognise his major deficiencies in mic skills, and in ring storytelling and look/presence.

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>>924225

/lgbt/ /vg/ and /mu/

>>924237
Del Rio is based af - always good words for people who deserve it.

>>924225
/v/, /sp/ and /pol/

sometimes /x/ to shitpost wildly

Rusev will never be over. He's a generic "monster" bad guy. No one even gets him. He went from being Russian to Bulgarian. He has a shit look and move set. Cena tried his best. The guy just sucks and will be nothing more than comedy relief. And that barely being able to speak English thing hurts you. He's just lucky to have Lana, how long before she cucks him?

>>924232
>>924236
>>924238
>>924243
Get out
18+

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>>924036
>Paige: "Well, what can I say. I'll introduce her to my nephew." (laughing)
>Paige getting some Mexican chorrizo

Oh will that just burn the Paigefags on here kek

>>924248
I've waited like half a year for someone like you to come along.

Now we just need someone who hates Harper.

>>924248
Hello finally a smark in this thread. Welcome please stay

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>>924248

>>924240
/b/, /v/ and /r9k/

https://twitter.com/AJStylesOrg/status/692418765447905280
>Based AJ already calling Xavier out for being a casual
AJ on UpUpDownDown when?

>>924251
>Harpetty
complete non-entity.
If Bray didn't exist he'd be jobbing to anyone close to the midcard.

>>924248
Rock has already cucked rusev

>>924256
Probably soon. Aj is a huge gaymer

>>924256
it's called the konami code.

>>924256
>AJ using the konami code

I can only get past the Waterfall stage in Contra without it, maybe the 2nd base stage but can beat the game with a decent player 2 partner.

>>924254
Is this one of you?
>>924232
>>924236
>>924238
>>924243
Fuck off

>>924259
>that video of AJ in his mums house talking about his portable dreamcast

>>924259
The GAYMER COMMUNITY?

>>924198
>all the butthurt meltz fanboys
kek

>>924262
>you're only allowed to browse one board on 4chan

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Do you guys think WWE's gonna start selling these?

I don't really hate harper. He's a believable big guy, has a decent theme and mystique to him, but then you realize he's not all that mysterious and you see through his piss stains.

The ultimate pay off for this character is when he turns on bray, but then he'll drift into obscurity and be released soon after.

>>924263
Kek link?

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>>924262
What's the matter, got triggered?

>>924267
Easy fucking merch blowout sellers same with hardys arm shit

>>924269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOwpnSVK_nQ

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>>924268

>The ultimate pay off for this character is when he turns on Bray

They already tried Harper and Rowan being on their own and look how that went

>>924268

Luke is never going to be much of a singles guy, he doesn't want it. He's going to be known as one of the GOAT workers though

>>924273
>that earring
>calling your dog "cute"
he does look like a closet homo

>>924267

I'd buy those.

>>924276
Hes not gay.

>>924276

AJ is 1000% gay

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>I don't pop for the Superman Punch

>>924278
t. AJ

>>924280
Who are you quoting?

Is Kenny Omega's theme supposed to be a One Winged Angel ripoff?

>>924267
I don't think WWE owns the logo...

So we can all agree that Bo won the rap battle right?

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>>924280
>defending superman punch in any way

>>924280
I pop for AJ's SuperManlet Punch, that is a work of art

If you guys didnt know.. xavier woods is on twitch.tv right now. hes cool as fuck

>>924292
>Watching Xavier

He called Dark Souls shit and too hard

He's a fuckin casual

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>>924274
best singles ladder match in years (Harper vs Ziggler)?

>>924289
Flo Rida got wildly booed, so yes.

>>924295
It was Bloodborne wasn't it

It's funny cause I've been playing through it and it might be the best game I've ever played

Not even a FromSoft fan boy

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>>924295
>being that much of a casual
Holy fuck just blow up twitch already

>>924297
Bo actually said something that made sense while that nigger couldn't come up with anything funny

>Woods is currently working to obtain his PhD in educational psychology from Capella University

Why. Somebody pls tell him to stop before its too late.

>>924289

I'm just glad Bo stopped wearing a diaper

You can't tell me making his skinnyfat ass wear pale white ring gear wasn't some form of rib

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>mfw Bo Dallas is now wearing a Singlet

He's too fat isn't he

>>924304
>>924305
I already miss Bo's "the good guy wearing white" attire

>>924304
I thought it was great but that one he wears right now is hilarious especially with that OUTCAST on the front

fucking kek, Bo is one of the only things I turn on RAW

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>Pole on WWE.com asking if you think AJ Styles is phenomenal enough to win the strap
>One of the choices is "No. Triple H will be champion for life."

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No memes.

Post your genunine opinion of Triple H.

>>924303
Once he gets future endeavoured and kicked off of UpUpDownDown he can go into teaching.

>>924297

It was such an odd segment.

Did Flo write his own bit or wasn't it written for him? Why was Bo's obviously the more entertaining of the two? Did Flo not think it would be a good idea to make an effort and not get shown up by whitey?

also:

>Bo train

He's adorable.

TNA RATING UP AGAIN LADS

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Official smark rating levels

Level 1: 18+
>Knows the business is a work but enjoys the show, athleticism and hard work most likely has a gf

Level 2: Nostalgic
>Misses the ruthless aggression/attitude era, the type to pop to returning legends and boos some megafaces like Cena

Level 3: your boy
>a big fan of non-main event stars, knows many moves and watches a lot of podcasts/videos to gain insight on guys they like, still enjoys the business.

Level 4: Maffew
>Mainly watches Raw and begins to watch outlaw wrestling after being introduced through botchamania and the like, large preference for smaller technical wrestlers, thinks Nash is the devil. Still understands wrestling is a business and while he may want Rollins to be champion for life won't shit on Roman and ruin it for others and hurt the company

Level 5: RECORD LOW
>Constant bashing of the WWE, wants the company booked to cater to what they want if they were in charge the company would fail in 5 years

Level 6: John Cena should have joined the Nexus
>An absolute idiot that thinks his fantasy booking is gospel. Should never be listened to. Even the most retarded shitposting does not go past this point except

Level 7: wrestlfu fags
>Literally only shit posts about his waifu and shits on the main event scene

Level 8: CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK
>Believes CM Punk is literally Jesus and wanted AJ styles to win the rumble. Lover of all vanilla midgets and hates anyone even close to 6' tall not named Brock Lesnar

Level 9: Full Sail
>Tries to get themselves over at shows, these are the cucks that boo the Rumble and Mania because it doesn't pander to them despite paying to be there. Will boo anything that isn't what they want and are anti social unwashed assholes. To be avoided.

Level 10: Outlaw
>Unironically loves NJPW/ROH. Will name WWE talent by original names e.g Kevin Steen. The only time they aren't booing Roman/Orton/Cena is to shove food in their mouths. Can be smelled from here

Where are you /wwe/?

>>924308
Kek gotta tend to the smarks

>>924314
A little bit of an 8 but mostly level 3.

>>924309
I like him as a wrestler but I completely despise his backstage politics.

Also I'll never forgive him burying RVD.

>>924314
Level 3.

>>924314

Can you give sample favorite wrestlers for each level?

>>924309
hated him as a kid as he was always fucking shit up for Rocky and Mankind

didn't watch his reign of terror because I was living out high school/college

came back in 2011, like how he books NXT, like that he adopted the A+ player and will mold him into a future HoF wrestler, glad he has the title now because /ABR/

people hate him for his politics but if you're not alpha in the workplace you'll get passed over and buried. Do everything you can to stay on top including fucking the boss's daughter if it will secure you a top spot.

fuck him for Booker T though.

>>924314
>Level 6: John Cena should have joined the Nexus

kek

>>924311
It's obvious his ego thought he could just do it without any script and he failed miserably.
The best was his "crew" trying to jump the barricade and he told them to sit down.

>>924317

This.

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>greatest accomplishment in life is having fake title reigns he brags about
>says he was the best
>beat literal no one
>promos were funny only because it was just like watching an out of touch family member lose it
>never was in shape
>has like 4 moves and one of them is a chop and a flop to show how fake his current actions are
>his finisher was a submission no one tapped to
>distracts the ref in a no DQ match to try and get a low blow
>him and triple sucked each other off
>is trying to be the divas champ atm cuz he blew a fortune in his lifetime

Also stole his whole gimmick and cried when rick rude and Scott Steiner said he looked like slippery wet dog poop

>>924314
Tfw you literally know level 6's.

>>924314
Where do pokefags fall on this list?

>>924309
Shit after 2001

>>924314
a bit of 1, 3, and 4.

Oh and the loving NJPW bit of 10. Not calling wrestlers by their original names and booing all popular faces though. That's dumb as fuck.

>>924309
+decent wrestler
+good talker but promos have become predictable
+best wrestling body

-has heat for all the wrong reasons
-egomaniac, whether it be Kliq nonsense, taking all the credit for NXT and building indie stars
-self booked champion who wants to get himself over in favor of building up new talent (file under egomaniac)

>>924314
Probably 3

>>924310

So I did some research and found he received his masters from walden university. Now he is at capella. Only a third of his credits transferred. Fucking Christ this guy is going to owe so much money for a bullshit degree.

>>924309
Complete prick and so far up his own arse he can taste the shit.

>>924203
I legitimately believe Seth was facepalming there just to avoid corpsing

>>924330
Level 11: Shitposting Attention Whores
>These people unironically shitpost anime, MLP or any other cancerous media in threads to garner attention to themselves because they are lonely neckbeards

>>924225
/pol/ /vp/ /s4s/ /co/ /sp/

>>924337
Kek

>>924309
Top 5 of all time.

>>924327
Dude gets constantly BTFO by scott steiner kek

>>924334
He probably has a decent contract that can pay for all of it

>>924321
>>924314


Level 1:Rollins
Level 2: Angle
Level 3: Sandow/New Day/Rusev
Level 4: Daniel Bryan
Level 5: Kevin Owens
Level 6: AJ Styles
Level 7: His waifu
Level 8: CM Punk
Level 9: Sami Zayn/indie stars
Level 10: Nakamura

>>924334
Jericho blew him the fuck out when he was on his podcast about the degree being nothing cause its online from a school no one knows about kek

Based jerigoat

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>>924036
basically all the guys were right del rio is bro as fuck.
>>Paige: "Well, what can I say. I'll introduce her to my nephew." (laughing)
shes tried to fuck based adr lel

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>>924327
>nature boy number 2!

Man I miss Scott Steiner's promos

>>924334
>>924350
Yeah I'm not sure why Woods is wasting his time on a Masters Degree.
They're essential pointless in this era, especially ones online.

>>924349
Level 11: Roman Reigns
Level 12: Tanahashi/John Cena

>>924314
>no hajeed tier

quite the oversight anon

>>923991
>>i heard its donkey kong.
probably watched the pixels movie.

>>924314
lvl 8 here, no need to be upset senpai.

>>924349
>>924314

Already thought I was level 3 and I fucking love Rusev.

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>>924351
>Tfw you will party with BASED Dorito

>>924314
>if they were in charge the company would fail in 5 years
NXT sure is crashing and burning, right senpai?

>>924350
>>924334
he started at UCF which was near FCW then they moved NXT training center and then he went to the main roster so he couldnt continue taking classes at campus.

>>924364
Majority of it's call-ups are, yes.

>>924364
NXT is a ticking time bomb

Once they run out of indie stars to sign and they all move up to the main roster they'll have to rely on great home grown talent like the Yeti and it'll die

>>924368
The product is already shit though outside a select few matches.

>>924371
Most of the PPV matches are good if not better than what the main roster is putting out

The weekly show itself isn't that great but it's still watchable since the booking makes sense and doesn't insult anyone's intelligence like RAW does

>>924368
based ZZ will carry it.

>>924352
Scott Steiner is an absolute god on the mic

>>924225

>/sp/
>/asp/
>/int/
>/pol/ to shitpost and bait

>>924374
>the runner-up is more respected than the winner

lol

>>924374
>>>/fit/ is that way senpai

i've always thought that nxt should have a few more established stars to give the others more credibility.

look at the goldust and sheamus feud. both got a win overlr the other, and both looked strong when they won and loss to the other.

Time to flip the script a tiny bit, when should AJ eat his first loss, and to who, starting a feud with them?

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>>924225
/vp/

>>924382
kalisto or eat owens eat.

>>924248

>waiting for someone to cuck him
>implying it didn't happen before

HAHA

>>924314

I would heavily assume most are 1 or 3

>>924364

Name 3 successful call ups that weren't in the Shield

>>924375
http://youtu.be/WFoC3TR5rzI
Best scotty steiner promo ever

>>924225
/co/, /sp/ and browse /b/ just for kicks

>>924382
Right now there's not a single person I could think of where it would benefit AJ losing

His first loss will probably be to Reigns or Ryback, or Cena when he comes back from his injury

>>924374
ZZ is even more of a shitter than Josh is.

>>924382
>>924396
I agree ryback.

>>924381
Then the smarks would complain about muh burial of young stars

>>924396
It'll be Reigns.

Believe.
That.

>>924309

>eternal b+player
>his time as top guy was just transitional
>was never even top 2 during AE
>using network to further his narrative
>tried to fuck rock
>fucked book
>fucked rvd
>fucked randy
>tried to fuck bmj
>fucked over countless mid-tier people
>booking himself as world champion

He's an absolute piece of shit, he needs to fuck off permanently

>>924396
Darren Young would benefit for the gay community

>>924382
CM Punk

>>924390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC09wIT9Flo
this one is god tier too

>>924309
The eternal B-Player compared to Austin and Rock

>>924381
That's what Rhyno was for. But you could argue his status of established star.

Also it was Cesaro vs Zayn's matches that put NXT on the map.

They also have Asuka for the women's division who is supposedly there with the intention of never moving up to the main roster

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how she look senpai?

>>924411
>>924411
>>924411
>>924411

>>924314
>>924349

somewhere between 3 and 4

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>>924314
Somewhere between 1-3, sprinkling of 4 and a dash of 7

>>924314
Lvl 1 to 4, actually.

>>924413
pretty good

>>924366
>>924389
So Raw's booking is NXT's fault, right.

>>924314
1-3 phamilia

>>924399
you can only do young vs young for so long - eventually, there will be no new young talent for wwe to sign.

with nxt as it is, we'll never get an fcw-style regal vs ambrose feud, where both got a win over the other - both looked strong in win and defeat.

regal had credibility, and ambrose wasn't made to look weak when he list to regal. in their second match, ambrose had to do everything to beat regal, and was made a massive deal in the process.

this is what nxt lacks. and it's a big reason why i rarely watch it.

>>924410
rhyno isn't enough. i really enjoyed regal vs cesaro a few years back. again, regal was credible, and cesaro looked great beating him.

i don't care for balor (or women's wrestling at all). i'll only watch nxt for gable and jordan. those guys are great.

>>924240
damn Dean did use to have more hair, he looked pretty good

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>>924413
You can keep your Hot Topic bullshit

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>>924413
>meme buttons
>metal shit in her face
Piercings are the dumbest fucking shit, I could see tattoos but if you get piercings you can eat shit you ugly fucking whore

>>924500
natalya poklonskaya?!?

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You guys seem to have a big problem with Vince, Haitch, and Dunn. Maybe Steph too.

So who would YOU have run the company (into the ground?)

>>924652
i seriously doubt cornette would want to get anywhere near wwe ever again. but if we're talking about who in theory would be a better booker that might actually want the job, kevin sullivan would be a pretty good choice. his work in florida and wcw back in the day was great. zeb coulter/dutch mantel also has booking experience and could probably do some good with creative control. maybe raven but i think he has a lawsuit with the company going on now so not very likely

>>923962

I honestly wouldn't have minded that much if it wasn't for the fact that he literally took over 20 seconds to pin him, and still won. THAT was the worst part to me. Even worse than the racist promo.