/wwe/ General #1685: The Man They Call GOAT Edition

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>>833963
First for based Becky

At wrestlemania?

Reigns vs Cena
Reigns vs Lesnar

something else maybe? who knows

How can anyone hate on Roman Reigns unless you were under 6 feet tall and weighed over 250 lbs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pbS7iCMxn0

>123 posts early

>While talking trash to Apollo Crews during their WWE NXT “Takeover: London” match on Wednesday, Baron Corbin told Crews that he should have stayed in Ring of Honor. Crews, as Uhaa Nation, never had a run with ROH.
Corbinfags why are you supporting this retard?

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>watch Breaking Ground
>it's a promo class segment

>>833975
Lesnar vs Owens in a kiss me arse match

>>833986
Of course he knows this, he fucking works with Apollo.
NXT Marks are morons, though. They only pretend to be knowledgeable of outside feds, he knew this and probably just decided that saying the most commonly known non-WWE fed to Western audiences would be the best one to shout out as a Heel tactic.
If he said "DRAGON GATE" they'd have scratch their heads like the bumblefucks they are.

>>833986

Lol get worked mark. Corbin is a legit heel.

>>833986
>Implying
Based Corbin gives no fucks about outlaw promotions.

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>>833975
Reigns vs. Taker in a "fuck you, I'm Vince McMahon dammit and I'll retire Taker by my means" match

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>>834003
>that fucking change in expression
Never gets old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlwSWi8u4nI
don't forget to vote for the greatest fella in WWE

>>834006

no

>>834003
>implying Reigns turning Heel, getting Steph as a mouthpiece and retiring Taker then refusing to shake his hand afterwards wouldn't be literally the most heat anyone has ever gotten ever

>>834009
>steph
>talking
Please no.

>>833975
Roman Reigns (c) vs Kalisto (RR winner) - WHC
Batista vs Lesnar
Balor vs Zayn vs KO (c) vs Ambrose - IC
the rest doesn't matter

Roman Reigns literally single handedly got coca cola as a sponsor for wwe finally. Fucking cm cuck BTFO forever by Roman. BASED ROMAN

>>834015

Can Kalisto speak english?


They could make him the new Rey

>>833963
ITS

TAAM

IT'S

TAAAAAAAAAMMMM

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>>834012
Exactly. That's why you either make him a Heyman guy or have Vince do his talking

>>834018
He literally spoke it at both TLC's preshow and raw on monday. Where have you been?

>>834017

Wait what?

>>833975
Cena - Reigns - Lesnar triple threat

Undertaker fights Kevin Owens

Deanetty fights Triple H

some Wyatts tag team match

>>834023

Missed the preshow and missed Raw

>>833975
WWE title match
BMJ vs roman
divas title
nature girl vs nikki vs becky
tag team turmoil match
new day vs lucha dragons vs usos vs dudleys
IC title match
ambrose vs Bo
U.S. title match
ADR vs swaggie with zeb
Battle for the wyatts
bray vs the GOAT harper
Da big guys match
goldberg vs da based guy
End of the oldguard
Taker vs sting
Suplex city some IWC neckbeard
brock destroying owens
filler matches:
divas tag match
pre show battle royal

>>834003
>it's a stolen finisher match
>taker superman punch ruins reigns career

>>834018
native english speaker, knows spanish too, he was born in the U.S.
Also he talks a lot in up up down down and has gotten promo time recently.

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>>834022

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/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?

>>834027

>Kevin Obese as Taker's last match


Stop it neckbeard

>>834030
>Reigns attempts tombstone
>fucks up
>de-de-declare.gif
>paralyzes Taker into retirement

>>834028
Well he sounds the exact same as Rey

>>834027
>Undertaker fights Kevin Owens

Just fuck my card up pham

>>834012
Steph's a fucking peak heel.

>>834033
Top kik fampai

>>834033
Is that baron Corbin?

>>833986
Get workes you dumb mark, hes a heel and he was disrespecting him by acting like he didn't know which fed the nigger worked for.
Corbin is based af, he knows how to work marks, marks love to act all knowledgeable so this was a great way to work them.

>>833998

Skinny fat, flabby skinned faggot who rock bottoms himself as a finisher and is shit on the mic and has a shit look. He will never be over.

>>834036
When has Roman ever botched a move and hurt somebody?

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>>834034

Who will be the first guy to kick out of the End of Days?
Sami Zayn or John Cena?

Who is returning at the rumble?


I want Shelton and John Morrison back tbqh

>>834046
>He will never be over
>Crowd didn't even pop for apollo and corbin got chants directed at him all night
>not over
>inb4 you're only over if the crowd sings your name and likes you even if you're a heel

>>834040
She gets go away heat, not heat from being a good heel. She's so inconsistent. One minute she's screaming into someone's face and slapping them, the next she's all teary on NXT about muh revolution :') and hugging people

>watching raw
>bro comes over
>he doesn't watch man drama
>sees Dean walking down the ramp
>says "who is this lunatic?"

From that anecdote, I gotta say that Dean portrays his character well.

>>834047

Unless you count trying to hurricanrana beeg or not lifting Kofi then never


Smarky smarks clutching at straws

Steph is a good talker but I don't fucking want her on the show because all she does is completely emasculate whoever she's talking to without ever getting comeuppance because she's le boss, it's annoying

Vince for example was willing to embarrass the shit out of himself on TV, she isn't

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>>834051
Too bad you'll probably end up seeing some shit like Tatanka, Koko B. Black, and J&J security
>Mfw I want Hassan

>>834046

>Will never be over

Sounded pretty over to me yesterday.

>>834059
Yeah. It wouldn't be so bad if not for feminism infecting America. It would be okay if we could still see her get stunnered or called a whore all the time.

>>834051
>wanting an old nigger who was over literally almost 10 years ago and a cuck

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>>834059

Remember the time Triple H sold Sting's bat like a gun?

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>>834068
AGAIN

>>834053
>She gets go away heat,

The lengths people go to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4joVrIeZhA

YOUMANGA

>>834022
>Vince being Roman's mouth-piece
>Vince wrecking crowds every Monday talking about how they're virgins who can't grasp the evolution of sports entertainment and Reigns is the man to usher that change

Okay, now THAT would get giga-heat. Both in a kayfabe way and in a meta "we know you actually feel this way and have been forcing the shit out of this guy" way.

>>834052
>>834064

Oh you mean the England crowd who chanted "THIS IS WRESTLING"? Everything about that crowd was worse than full sail.

That takeover proved nothing.

>>834053

>not heat from being a good heel

Can someone tell me what "heat from being a good heel" actually means? I ask smarks this and they tell me "Kevin Owens is a good heel pham!" when he never gets booed anywhere.

>>834074
This is awesome is chanted during pretty much every single match. They should have put everything up for the nom.

>>834077
>i-it didn't count

tbqh tho that crowd was very entertaining during the Enzo/Cass Match

>>834074
inb4 diva revolution wins for because of sjws and feminism

Seriously the biggest flop of the 2010s was that storyline

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>>834076
That's what I'm implying. Vice would be able to voice his displeasure with the audience's hatred of Roman & other things.

>>834074

RKO was the best.

>>834077
>getting mad at people expressing their opinion and having fun
fuck off smark

>>834077
>literally singing songs DURING a match

Literally cancer

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>>834077

>they chanting nearly every fucking minute of every match
>they even attempted a "WE ARE AWESOME" chant

>>834077

So you're saying Baron Corbin doesn't get booed elsewhere?

>>834078
It means absolutely nothing anymore.
People just use "GO AWAY HEAT" as an outright excuse to twist shit to appease themselves.
Also, Owens is a "new-agey Heel". He gets boo'd by marks and cheered by smarks.

>>834078
Making the crowd hate your character. People dislike Stephanie herself and don't want to see her. To be fair it's pretty much impossible to be a traditional heel now because of smarks who cheer everyone.

>>834091
>He gets boo'd by marks

Post a video of him being booed by marks.

>>834078
Kurt Angle
The Rock
Big Bossman
Vader
Big Show
Jeff Jarrett

>>834089
Well it's not like it's his fault.

>>834093
Happened on Monday, go check that footage. Should be up on Youtube

>>834092

Yes and the crowds hate Baron Corbin's character.

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>>834062
>j&j
i miss those guys.

>>834098
He's one of the rare few in current WWE. I don't know, maybe some people like to count 'get the fuck off my tv' as being a good heel. Some don't. It's certainly different than how it used to be.

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>>834095

Holy fuck, I was drinking anon.

>>834089
>Snitsky

Every time I see a picture of this guy all I can think of is his immense bacne.

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Did RA have the worst characters and storylines?

Looking over some of the roster from say, 2003 to 2008, and jesus fucking christ. I forgot about well over half of these guys.

are the /asp/ies gone yet?

>>834106

Yes, people like to overrate it cause "muh Smackdown" but RAW had some of the worst things going on imaginable.

>>834106

I only remember guys like this when I rewatch Rumble's.

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>Sgt Slaughter was in the Coast Guard
>So was I
based.

Anyway, they should have like a Petty Officer Pain gimmick. The illegitimate son of Sgt Slaughter and have him in a stable to feud with the League of Nations.

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>>834109

>Deuce and Domino
>Kenzo Suzuki
>Nathan Jones
>Luther Reigns
>Sylvester Terkay
>The Mexicools

>>834113

Vince has thought up some really dumb gimmicks in his time.

>>834109
True. RAW was putrid shit for most of it. Big Show and Kane wrecking shit from 2005-2006 was one of the only highlights for me. They were a great team tbqh.

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>>834109

>there are people who overrate RA

>>834126

Yes my underage friend. RAW was pure garbage, and that was putting it lightly.

>I never lost my smile

why does dolph ziggler try so hard to be fucking HBK what the fuck

even HBK blew hiim the fuck out for it

>>834134
>even HBK blew hiim the fuck out for it

How?

>>834134
What did HBK say?

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>>834112
>Petty Officer Pain

>>834137
>>834138
during the stone cold podcast he had a whole speel on ziggler and that he thanked ziggler every time he was on tv cause he gets a ton of twitter mentions thanks to ziggler

>>834142
Didn't he shit on ziggler for being a rip off of him?
I wasn't paying too much attention because I was too busy shitposting but I remember Shawn not coming off as a Ziggler fan.

>>834144
yes the thanking ziggler was ironic

>>834142

So people tweet him saying Ziggler is doing his moves on TV? I can see how that would get annoying.

>>834145
Damn that's cold, poor ziggler was probably crushed.
You know he stayed up listening to it like the shawn mark he is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_ZJX2_SjF0

GET FUCKING HYPE

>>834149
>Show jobbing to Cena for the 1000th time in his career
No thanks m8

>>834149
Why not Beeg vs Khali

>>834149
>India
Poor Beeg. I remember him telling a story once about how he's super paranoid about touching or drinking the water over there and has to bring crates of bottled water.

>>834151
Khali's gone

>>834152
Totally forgot that he was champ

>>834149
POO

>>834155
IN

>>834155
IN

>>834156
LOO

>tfw Sheamus is 38 next month
He's way older than I thought he was

>>834166
So he has like 7 years minimum left then

>>834126
Basically everyone does.
People legitimately compare it in-terms of overall quality to the AE without factoring in that the WWE was essentially functioning at half-capacity due to Smackdown being the only show that was good.
If one show is 9/10 and the other is 1/10 that's still 10/20 overall, nawamean.

>>834171
depends how many bumps he took into those small euro indies.

>>834173
https://www.mathsisfun.com/mean.html

>>834174
The feds he worked were pretty safe. They weren't the "kill yourself for 50 guys" style indie feds.
They were more low-key and modest ones that realized there was no point sending guys out to visibly shorten their careers and spinal cords every night since they'd never be on the map anyway.

>>834175
>9/10
>1/10
>9 + 1 = 10 Divided by 2 = 5
>5/10 = 10/20

What are you trying to say?

>>833976
6 feet 2 inches and 220 pounds checking in. I don't like Reigns. I don't per-se hate him but I hate how he is utilized.

>>834179
>meme maths

epic argument, next time you should try some logic

>>833975
oh boy. what a main event to look forward to!! Fuck

>>834173
>raw was 1/10
Just fuck off

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>>834185
> i dont hate the wrestler
> i hate how the wrestler is booked

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>>834192
>I let WWE decide what my opinion should be

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>>834192
>i don't have any real response
>I'll b8 instead

>>834189
>he can't do maths

>>834191
Too generous?

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Is it wrong that Nia Jax has given me a vore fetish? I have "not like most girls" saved onto my ipod and after a good session of watching her matches I like to meditate and let my mind run free. I don't know if its her lazy eye or her body, but every time i see this hulk of a woman come out in her glistening blueberry style jumpsuit my cock turns rock hard as I think of the different ways I could climb into this beautiful Samoaness's mouth and have her devour my pathetic little body whole. I would then make myself at home inside of her sexy bulbous stomach and fall asleep, welcoming her diet of krispy kreme donuts one by one as they fall ontop of me. The chewed fragments would fall into my urethra and that is when my manmilk combine with sweet donut would spew out and merge with the stomach acid to create a delicious chowder that i could eat for all eternity. The next night she would go to the washroom and release her bowels with the might of 6 indian elephants. I would take my time crawling out of her beautiful anus enjoying the walls of her colon putting pressure on each my sides. She would squeeze and squeeze and I would come sliding out slowly but surely like she was giving birth to me.
I would then climb out of her 10 ft toilet bowl covered in samoan chocolate juice and thank her for the amazing one night stand. What a rush!

>>834197
maybe sometimes you should think about what you write

>>834199
>he can't do maths

>>834200
18+

>>834198

Shit pasta. Kill yourself.

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>>834199
>maybe sometimes

>>834202
>he

>>834208
18+

>>834210
>h

>>834212
18+

>>834217
>

>>834220
18+

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>He's not a demon Balor mark.

>>834221

>>834077
Who gives a shit what they chant? They made a good crowd atmosphere, which literally never happens in any US sports or entertainment event.

>>834225
No need to beat a dead horse m8, that fag already got btfo hours ago.

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>>834195
> i dont understand simple english
> i will reply anyway

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>>834229
>I don't understand how capital letters work

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Had my grandparents get me this shirt for Christmas

How jelly are you faggots?

>>834236
come on m8 thats cheap b8

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>>834236
>wearing wrestling shirts

who is defeating Demon Balor?
will it be hideo revealing finn fucked him up before their #1 contender match?
that gts seems like it'll be their top move

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>>834236
>memebucks.

>>834241
Based Corbin.
No one kicks out of End of Days.

>>834225
>>834228
>literally full sail with added footie chants
>faggots defend this
Kill yourselves

>tfw you realize this was probably the last time Vince BTFO'd the smarks
>he will probably be 85 by the time Reigns needs a replacement

>>834246
>kicked out of the gore
>foreshadows when he'll take the WWE World Title off bbygirl on his 450th day as champ

>>834251
Vince will be around well past 85. I see him breaking the world record desu.

>>834241
I hope they give Hideo a ruthless killer gimmick (kinda like benoit) and put him with Heyman tbqh

>>834252
I'd mark out hard.

>>834256
>put him with Heyman
After everyone they put him with, its clear heyman should just stick to brock and no one else.

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> WWE TLC
Sasha Banks beat Becky Lynch **3/4
Big E & Kofi Kingston retained the tag titles in a three-way ladder match over Sin Cara & Kalisto and The Usos ****1/4
Rusev pinned Ryback **3/4
Alberto Del Rio retained the U.S. title beating Jack Swagger in a chairs match ***1/4
Bray Wyatt & Braun Strowman & Erick Rowan & Luke Harper beat Tommy Dreamer & The Dudleys & Rhyno in an elimination tables match with Wyatt, Strowman & Harper left standing **1/2
Dean Ambrose pinned Kevin Owens in 9:52 to win the IC title ***1/2
Charlotte pinned Paige in 10:31 to retain the Divas title ***
Sheamus beat Roman Reigns in a TLC match to retain the WWE title ****

> NXT TAKEOVER: LONDON
Asuka pinned Emma in 14:49 ****
Dash Wilder & Scott Dawson retained the NXT tag titles over Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady ***1/2
Baron Corbin pinned Apollo Crews in 11:40 **1/2
Bayley beat Nia Jax in 13:17 to retain the women’s title ***1/4
Finn Balor pinned Samoa Joe to retain the NXT title in 18:22 ****

>>834260
is meltzer losing his marbles?

>>834260
>Paige vs Charlotte higher rated than Sasha/Becky
>Reigns vs Sheamus four stars
What shit opinions

>>834261
yes,
the TLC tag match was at least 4 1/2 stars
bayley match was 3 1/2

>>834260
my memory isn't great but this seems fine.

>>834266
Sasha is overrated even the smarks hero meltz thinks so.

>>834259
>axel
Hes shit
>punk
Already over and was just them two having fun
>cesaro
Already over and made 0 sense

If written correctly it would work just fine like it did with Brock back when he came in.

http://shop.njpw.co.jp/products/detail.php?product_id=1106

how much is 8,000 yen in real money

>>834271
>smarks hero
>melts

Does not compute.

>>834275
Try using google you dumb lazy cunt

>>834275
like 65 bucks

>>834192
That's a perfectly reasonable complaint.

>>834275
>>834278
then add in a shit load for shipping.

>>834275
Literally go get a micheal jackson teddy bear and add some extensions to it.

>>834261
He's almost certainly influenced/has a working relationship with the WWE in some way at this point.

>looking at febuary raw events

>lesnar is scheduled to be there for the 1st and 2nd weeks


GEE GUYS I WONDER WHOS WINNING THE ROYAL RUMBLE??HMMMMMMM

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>>834308
>Roman vs Lesnar for the 2nd year in a row

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>>834317
hope he knocks the smirk of Roman's face. We need Corporate Cena famalams.

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>>834324
In case you forgot or fell off I'm still hot - knock your shell off
My money stack fat plus I can't turn the swell off
The franchise, doin' big bid'ness, I live this
It's automatic I win this - oh you hear those horns, you finished
A soldier, and I stay under you fightin'
Plus I'm stormin' on you chumps like I'm thunder and lightning
Ain't no way you breakin' me kid, I'm harder than nails
Plus I keep it on lock, like I'm part of the jail
I'm slaughtering stale, competition, I got the whole block wishing
they could run with my division but they gone fishing -
- with no bait, kid your boy hold weight
I got my soul straight, I brush your mouth like Colgate
In any weather I'm never better your boy's so hot
you'll never catch me in the next man's sweater
If they hate, let 'em hate, I drop ya whole clan
Lay yo' ass down for the three second tan

Nicknames WWE tried hard to force

>The Big Dog

>>834326
Cena's a decent rapper tbqh

>>834331
Demon Kane

>>834324

>Corporrate Cena

Corporate Roman vs Cena at WM32 seems more likely but holy shit could you imagine Cena turning heel and siding with Vince at WM32?

>>834331
Demon/Corporate Kane
The show-off

>>834332
He used to be he says he doesnt have the same flow he once did because he hardly practices at all. Sizzle would beat him now a days.

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r8 my fantasy booking, lads

>Asuka comes out next NXT
>calls out Emma
>Emma comes out with Dana
>Asuka extends a hand
>says that Emma proved herself as a Warrior
>Emma shakes her hand
>adds an honorable fold to Asuka's character
>Dana extends her hand
>Asuka turns her down
>Maybe have Dana cheap-shot Asuka and get knocked out via a kick to remind everyone Asuka isn't a nice person
>over the next few weeks Emma starts acting more respectful
>Dana starts acting a little distant from her, cutting her off and implying she thinks she's high and mighty
>no real tension yet though, just teases
>they have a few tag matches together
>they lose a few due to Dana being massively cocky, maybe use the chance to put over a few other Divas
>eventually Emma is running wild during one of their tag matches
>about to win
>Dana tags herself in
>shoo's Emma to the ropes
>pats Emma on the head
>gets rolled up
>they talk in-ring afterwards
>eventually they hug it out
>Emma goes to leave
>Dana pearl harbors her
>Heel Dana vs Face Emma
>Heel Dana Wins and sends Face Emma packing to Raw/Smackdown for a hopefully successful run this time because she deserves it
>Dana stays in NXT to do grind out the little remaining development she needs to do solo
>maybe has a run as NXT Women's Champ

I'd like her to be Champ because we haven't had a proper Heel Champ, yet.
Shortly into her run (for the most heavily publicized/pushed part, at least), Sasha went from "Heelish bad bitch" to "Strong independent Woman who inexplicably cries a lot."

> Her thoughts on going back to WWE:

>"I'd love to go back there again because I loved my time there. I think the answer is always the same, but the ball isn't really in your court. I've been able to leave my mark there and I'm happy and grateful for that. Of course I would go back if they asked me."

who /mickiejames/ here?

>>834331
BIG RED

>>834342
probably as a WWE trainer at this point or a one off match with bayley would be based.

>>834341
Sounds good mate. I like Emma a lot as a heel but I think she could pull off face as long as she isn't portrayed as a literal retard this time.

>Sasha went from "Heelish bad bitch" to "Strong independent Woman who inexplicably cries a lot.
I'm still mad about this. She did make that little girl cry during the ironman match though, which was great.

>>834260

The Asuka vs Emma match was way better than the main event.

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>>834341
the women suck at being heels, only one that was good was Lita but that was a special circumstance. Lana was great at keeping the character in other places, but as soon as she got traction and the face shit she had and her return, letrashman.jpg.
Sasha is great but keeps crying and that curtain call, and is now twerking.
Charlotte cries, becky was not a good heel. Nikki/Brie play the crowd. Alicia jobbing it up, Paige edgy but can't get heat.
Dana is doing good for now and your storyline seems plausible, she's getting better and for now she's one of the better heels that still act heel.

>>834342
She will probably return once Cena retires for his Hollywood career.

>>834352
>pic
Based as fuck

>>834260
>The Tag Match getting the highest score

That's all that matters.
I'm still surprised how great Asuka vs Emma was tbqh. That wasn't even built up to be that important, just a routine Asuka squash.
Then it lasted nearly 15 minutse, got the second longest time-slot (longer than the actual Women's Title Match) and was the best match on the card.
Joe/Finn should be 3 and 3 quarters just to make the point it wasn't as good as Asuka/Emma.

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you guys like my new ink?

>>834225
American sports are actually entertaining so we don't need to make meme chants to entertain ourselves

>>834367
tell me this isnt real and some white fuccboi didnt get a a fucking samoan tattoo because of the big dog.

>>834369
only the wave for when we want to rally up the crowd.

>>834369
>commercialegg
>boreball
>"entertaining"

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Who /SPQR/ here

>>834367
isn't that tattoo some sort of cultural-religion thingy for the samoans? You gonna get beat up if some samoan watch that shit.

>>834367

>Getting tattoos when you're a twink

>Getting tattoos
>Ever

>>834377
>he thinks that's a twink body

That's just a doughy normie.

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>>834374

right here son

Ignoring the last week or two, is it safe to safe people were perfectly fine with Roman Reigns until that fateful night at the 2015 Royal Rumble...?

>>834379

Looks like a 110 lbs body to me.

>>834374
>15/12/15

That didn't take long, did it?

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>>834371
>>834375
>>834377
It was a temporary tattoo for his epic roman costume

Kind of newfriend here with a question, if you win the royal rumble, is the match you're guaranteed the main event always, or could it end up lower on the card?

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> The only price points sold out at this time for the NJPW Tokyo Dome show are the two most expensive, which are $174 and $89. There are plenty of tickets left in every other price point. Unlike in previous years when we have heard about how sales were strong, ahead of the previous year, etc., there has been nothing said about this year.
>(packed)
japan wrestling going down the drain bruhs, japanese micheal jackson with his tripping finisher killing the business and boring the fans pic related

>>834367

Thought you were Baron Corbin for a sec.

>>834390
It could end up in the lower card, in past years it wasnt always guaranteed.

>>834367
>no butterfly in the wrist

Shit tbqh pham

>>834385
People never minded Roman when Daniel 'The GOAT' Bryan was around to be the top guy. As soon as they tried to force Roman in Bryan's spot people turned on him.

>>834385
no, people were pissed that they gave him superstar of the year before he had any kind of singles run

He tagged with Dean and random faces and wrestled Orton, Kane, and Rusev singles a bunch of times in 2014. People were annoyed when he beat Rybaxel in a handicap match. Then he got injured and came back after survivor series when people were really hot on Ziggler, Seth, and Dean.

>>834398
>when Daniel 'The GOAT FACE' Bryan was around to be the top guy
yea for that whole one month.

>>834385

I've never had a single solitary problem with Roman Reigns at any given time. I thought the hate he got was irrational from fans who wanted to run the show, same thing with Batista.

People I want to make a "surprise appearance" in the RR

1. Daniel Bryan
2. Sami Zayn
3. Taker (for goodbye reasons)

>>834074
Didn't Brock Lesnar injure 2 people in the crowd when he threw the car parts?

>>834390
Now that there's only one WHC it's pretty much a guaranteed main event but before the belts were unified, Rumble winners like Sheamus and Del Rio opened the show with their match

>>834405
They weren't injured, it did hit them though, and one was a kid.

>>834394
No one gives a shit about Okada/Tanahashi anymore.

>>834403
hi vince

>2016 Royal Rumble
>"3...2...1..." *BRRZT*
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R3qAsOFqog

Would you mark?

>>834409
I wonder how much money they got from getting hit by that shit

>>834413
yes

>>834413
Yes, harder than normal cena to. I've come to just accept Cena is Cena and well, this month without him has really opened my eyes to the fact the dude puts on GOAT matches and I miss it.

>>834266
hahaha but it's true

>>834303
Shut up, Ziggy. Go back to your cuckshed.

>>834415
free tickets all teh wwe merch he wanted and got to keep the car part.

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>>834404
if Taker returned how could be be eliminated at this point? The entire roster couldn't break up the fight between he and Brock.

>you now remember Brock corpsing as Truth tried to talk him down

>>834413
Like a 5 years old

>>834425
Kane or Big Show, who are the GOATs at the royal rumble

>>834425
I hope the Usos never become Tag Champs again, truly dark times

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>>834429
>roman reigns world champion
>bad boy tama tonga I.C. champ
>samoa joe U.S. champ
>usos tag champs
>nia jax divas champ
sounds good to me bruh.

>>834432
Samoans are disgusting people, literal island monkeys

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daily reminder that Roman Reigns is a two time undisputed world champion and Seth will never even smell the title again

>>834428
It's kind of amazing that neither man has ever won it, when both are in the top 5 for all time eliminations. Kane has been in fucking 18 of them too.

>>834436
Big Show almost won against the Rock

>>834437
Yeah like 15 years ago. No chance he will at this point because the building would be razed to the ground.

>>834435
What about Deanetty?

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KEK

>>834436
>tfw Reigns has been in just two rumbles and is already 10th for all time eliminations

>>834413
Absolutely.

I'd also mark for this, the GOAT WWE song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CPIHbbI0eQ

>>834442
Leo Kruger used to be over as fuck

>>834444
Vince and Triple H would have to die before Punk ever steps foot in a WWE ring

Best royal rumble of the 2000s?

>>834450
When Benoit went the distance. Pretty epic stuff.

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>Roman winning the championship has over 3 million views in WWE's YT channel

>>834456
Well, WWE doesn't really change titles on RAW that much anymore.

>>834456
weirdest video on their channel with a lot of views is lana making out with dolph

had like 5m views last time I saw it in a list

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Who is your wrestlefu, /sp/?

>>834444
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wroqcQVcoIg
>Literally the night that pushed him to the fucking moon

Also, pointless trivia: To this day, the 2011 Money in the Bank main event is STILL the only match Dave Meltzer has ever given a 5-star rating in the history of WWE (read: *not* WWF).
(For comparison, he gave the Triple Threat match between Lesnar, Reigns, and Rollins at WM31 4.75 stars.)

Why is it called F5?

>>834464
Who cares about meltzer?

>>834460
>Rusev getting cucked has been fapped to by millions of people
wonder how he feels

>>834466
Reddit

>>834462
Asuka or Becky

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>>834462

>>834447
Didnt Vince said he would accept Punk with open arms? I was of the understanding that Haitch was the one with a grudge agaisnt him.

>>833986
It's like you don't know how Baron Corbin's character works.

He knows Apollo was never in Ring of Honor. That's the joke. Baron doesn't care for indie darlings, so he shits on him.

It makes sense.

>>834472
I think Vince's opinion of him changed over time, Punk would slit Trips throat though given the chance.

>>834394

>Roman has raised the stock price
>Roman has gained new sponsors
>Roman has raised the ratings from their RECORD LOW levels
>Michael Gookson ruining the Jap company
>Dbry, Sandow and CM Cuck all irrelevant

Smarks on SUICIDE WATCH

>>834474
Yeah and now the Roman train going one he probably doesnt want any distractions.

Maybe why they dont let Bryan return.

>>834473
>He knows Apollo was never in Ring of Honor. That's the joke. Baron doesn't care for indie darlings, so he shits on him.
It's almost 2016 and there are actual marks posting in /wwe/

>>834464
>All those signs
I can't remember the last time someone was that over

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>>834460
>>834467
>mfw rechecking

>>834465
Tornado

>>834480
>That obvious actors kiss
EXPOSING
THE
BUSINESS

>>834479
To be fair it was Chicago

Anyone can get over in their home town

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>>834480
Cucksev on suicide watch

>>834480

>Dolph not kissing back because Rusev would murder him

Lel

>>834483
Except Cena lmao

>>833971

Gah I want to spend a night on the sofa with her watching old 90s era wrestling

>>834476
also why sami zayn is returning to nxt

>watching video of Roman celebrating with Deanetty and Usos
>he's holding the belt upside down

Can't he do anything right?

>>834464

>Meltzer

Completely irrelevant

Why do Cena and the Dudley Boyz have the same little finger hole thing they do?

>>834489
Draw.

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>>834487
>tfw she will never cuddle up to you and whisper her shitty puns into your ear

>>834487
I just want to cum on her abs desu

>>834492
>Roman
>A draw.

http://411mania.com/wrestling/wwe-news-la-house-show-underselling-possible-nxt-schedule/

>>834489

>Not knowing Roman hates Punk
>Not knowing Roman held it upside to remind everyone The Miz has headlined WM but Punk hasn't

Roman is literally the master of bants when he's not following a script

>>834488
It's only a quick return to re-establish himself, I think.
He really should be in, put someone over and out.
I'd like him to get a short NXT Title Run again, though. He deserves the accolade of the only 2-Time NXT Champ because he's literally the most over guy NXT has ever seen, put it on the map more than any other single talent and fronted its hottest angle.

>>834412

hi fatty

>>834497
>this mad redditor

ayyyy

I miss seth

>3 weeks away from 2016 and people still care about CuckMan Punk

>>834502
Nah

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>>834501
>Implying im mad for Roman failing to be a draw.

Im all smiles fám.


Also Threadly Reminder.

>>834502
everyone does, even the ones in denial.

>>834502
I'm glad we don't have to hear his faggot theme and see his faggot promos

>>834506
>this mad

Ayyyy btfo

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>>834496
her tummy is underrated

>>834475
Counterpoints
>Record low ratings were a result of his push
>As soon as he champ we're hearing that WWE is concerned about house show numbers

It's almost like he has good and bad elements and is neither the savior nor destroyer of the company.

Which makes the most money for WWE

Ticket gate + Concessions (house shows included)
Ad revenue + TV deals
The network
Merch sales


I'm guessing merch but I am not sure. Kids don't play with toys anymore.

>>834502
I enjoyed his promos tbhlads.
Yeah they went on and on and on but his shtick was funny.

>>834512
>Romanfags on suicide watch.

Kek.

>>834465
you have to remember that Brock debuted as the internet was getting big. They named it the F5 because it was a shortcut to refreshing your browser and vince thought they could get more pageviews if people were constantly refreshing wwe.com. He also used to have a rear naked choke called the BSOD because of how unstable Windows ME was that year.

It's time to have two main belts again.

>>834514
>>834520
ayyy btfo

>>834491
Cena said it had something to with his traveling buddies on the Jericho podcast. They were the "3 Cs." I'd look it up but I can't find it on the network for some reason.

Dudleyz I have no idea.

Pop quiz

What does DDT stand for?

What were the original names of Cena's finishers?

>>834504
He was a three dimensional character which would be a nice thing to have back in a tv show.

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>>834524
>Dudleyz I have no idea.

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>>834489

>>834525
Deepthroat deez testicles

>>834511
>see his faggot promos
Agreed. Two weeks in a row of Reigns promos about testicles is so much better.

>>834530
>Roman putting Miz TV over

What a nice guy

>>834523
>Reigns fans on suicide watch.

http://411mania.com/wrestling/wwe-news-la-house-show-underselling-possible-nxt-schedule/

>>834525
Wasn't it originally named after a poison?
I can't remember which, but though popular consensus is "Damien's Dinner Time" it's actually named after a poison.

>dick measuring contest between Reigns fans and Reigns haters

Pathetic

>>834525
>DDT
only jake knows
>Cena's finishers
FU, STFU

>>834534
ayyy btfo

>>834502

I like Seth, great look, great in ring ability but is average at best on the mic and was a poorly booked champion. His flippy shit doesn't suit a heel but a face and I think if he returns he will be a face. Thing is I really want him to feud with Roman when he returns and go straight back into the title picture. Hopefully they will do this with Corporate Roman/Face Seth but the company has a lot of options at the moment in terms of who to turn face and who to turn heel. An example option would be Cena winning the rumble and turning heel at the biggest WM ever but it's an interesting time for the company.

>>834514

They should book house shows to gear towards smarks, experiment and see who gels together and have TV to gear towards gen pop rather than have all house shows be practice runs for the upcoming ppvs

>>834538
Indeed Roman fags btfo.

>>834540
ayyy btfo

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>>834516
>Kids don't play with toys anymore.
>He thinks its kids buying the action figures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvXRoe3vui0

>>834535
dichloro-diphenyl-trichloroethane

>>834541
Glad you agree.

>>834544
ayy btfo

>>834488
because thats where he should be, and hes rusty.

>>834537
Hearing Michael Cole say "He's going for the FU!" nowadays would be a strange thing

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>>834502
Me too desu senpai.

>>834542
>people legitimately get this upset when a guy they don't like wins the rumble
That is some strong autism. I feel sorry for whoever has to live with that thing. Definition of manchild.

I miss Cena, Sting, Seth, Daniel Bryan, Cm Punk, Brock and when Trips wasn't a fucking faggot.

>>834514

Record low ratings were a result of the average audience being put off by smark crowds booing everything. Notice that every time the crowd has been hot for Roman (or the main event because this also happened in Seth's run) the figures were good. That said Roman winning is the only time I can remember the viewership going up in the 3rd hour. It's the smark crowd that is fucking everything up tbqh but in terms of general appeal Roman is literally saving the company.

>>834502
I don't really miss him because holy FUCK was he boring but that really was a good deal to do with his booking.
I do feel people act as if it was more of a death sentence than it was, though. They act like he was being shafted because he got 15 minutes of TV Time at the top of RAW each week when most guys would kill for and never see that opportunity and frankly he could have done much, much more with it. His speaking was average-bordering-lackluster but in every sense in-ring he was excellent.
I want him to return as a Face. If he returns as a Heel I won't give a solitary fuck tbqh

>>834551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg0uEVzknxE
I want to say this is fake but I just don't know if that makes it any better.

>>834555
People just want him to be a face so he can go back to being Tyler "Flippy Shit" Black

Reminder that the power of Vince McMahon was able to get Philly to chant "you deserve it" at Roman Reigns

>>834560
Daily reminder, Vince got a bigger pop than any superstar in the past 2 months.

>>834559
im waiting for seth "first NXT champion" rollins.

>>834564
>>834559
im waiting for seth "the architecht" rollins because in roh and nxt he was just a vanilla midget

>>834553
>I miss Cena, Sting
Blame Seth for that, fucking faggot.

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>>834553

>Punk gone
>Daniel Bryan's future up in the air
>Brock is only part time
>A+ player injured

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>>834542

>>834559
He's not as good at flips as his Tyler Black days, though. I think it's the added mass.
He can still flip well, he's just not Neville or Zayn-tier. I just wouldn't have him use the PS as a finisher because he's a bit shaky with it. Use the Frog Splash.

>>834564
You mean back when he had quite literally zero character?
nty tbqh
He needs to move past that because that was vanilla as fuck.

Kalisto is king flippy shit 2bh, and he isn't a botcher

>>834557
I think he's related to the angry grampa guy, so it's probably fake. His gf seems like she's 15 or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eTHJijJb6c

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>>834551
>broken desk
>random Ikea light
>box of shit
>the state of that room

>room 2
>dvds and vidya scattered over the floor so you can't even see carpet

even though it's staged

>the state of those people's lives

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNOz_pKBEbI

the best one is where the kid destroys the TV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSDBmzbEC78&feature=youtu.be

>tfw still get chills when seth gets the three count

>>834571
Still doesn't change the fact that he owns all of those wrestling figures and dvds and has them littered around his house like that.
Making a joke out of yourself doesn't make you any less pathetic than those you're parodying.

What is the most "protected" finisher?