/wwe/ General #1686 - Fuck A Bump Count Edition

>>834574
KO replaces Orton in main event tier.

Name a shittier finisher than the Big Splash

>>834578
KO Punch.
It could be good if it is sold and delivered well but Beeg does it really badly.

>>834574
>Cena
>Owens.
Because Owens carried Cena in their matchs so maybe being in the ME picture would elevate Owens and his opponents to new levels.

>>834578
The FU

>>834576
>It's our board anyway so fuck it I'll do what I want.

That's the spirit lad

>>834574
>Uppercarder: Del Rio
>Lowcarder: Rose with his more serious Heel gimmick

>>834578

sleeper hold and all variations of it.

>>834578
Dirty Deeds, its basically a DDT.

>>834578
the black widow was awful

>>834578
Worked great for Viscera. Warrior using it was just stupid. Even Ryback it makes more sense because he's THE BIG GUY. But most shouldn't use it.

>>834588
>tfw the DDT used to be a devasting match ender
>now it's used by everyone in every match
Just like the superkick.

>>834587
A well-applied sleeper is great, though.
This reminds me, one time Paige did a guillotine choke, one of the most brutal submissions of all time, as a fucking rest spot.

>>834578

Popeyes powerbomb

>>834593
It's called "Puh-Puh POWERBOMB???" dumb mark

>>834593
IT'S THE PAPA POWERBOMB GET IT RIGHT MARKY MARK

>>834597

No I'm sure it's called the poptart powerbomb

>>834600
Makes sense, he has a kid and all.

>>834600
it's the popped-art(ery) powerbomb you imbecile

>>834593
>>834597
>>834600
>>834601

It's called the "Pregnancy Bump"

>>834578
KO punch
Spear

>>834593
>>834597
>>834600
>>834601
>>834604
>>834605
IT'S CALLED THE REAR VIEW

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>>834607
WHAT
DOES
HE
CALL
IT

>>834608
His Cheese Fries

>>834606
Batista and Edge´s spears were Goat though.

>>834605

It's called, "I'm gonna run towards this fatass wrestling in a t-shirt and jump into him so he can powerbomb me"

>>834606
Edge's spears are works of art 2bh

>>834608

The insulin shot

>>834608
The Man Diabetes Forgot

>>834610
>Edge´s spears were Goat though.
not after his neck injury they werent

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>>834613

>>834615
>Even with a neck injury Edge´s spear was better than Roman´s.

Edge retired too soon.

>>834617
I wonder if he's in good enough shape to ever make a rumble apperance

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxsw2gk5rkw

>>834610
>>834612

>Edge
>Good spear

Nice meme. Only good spear was to Jeff Hardy off the ladder, it's literally just a running hug like Charlotte's.

>>834617
I'm no Roman mark but c'mon. Post injury spears were terrible. He would've been better off dropping the move all together.

>>834607
Oh lord Jesus I forgot about that one.

You now realize professional wrestlers lie down for that move.

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>>834574

Alright, worst overall submission?

For me it's charlotte's "figure eight"

>>834620
>Kane was once able to take three tombstone piledrivers, get up and lay out Taker
>now this
JUST

>>834610

How can anyone say with a straight face that Batista had a good spear?

>>834629
Same way people say the Rock had a good "sharpshooter"

>>834626
Must be sleeper hold

>>834631
Works for guys like Strowman in kayfabe

>>834626
The STFU

>>834578
The Cobra

>>834624
2bh Ass-uka can rear view me anytime

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>>834626

Whatever Cena does.

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>>834636
Holy Fuck Dem Earmuffs

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SMACKDOWN IS ON!

>>834640
>KO is no longer IC
Smackdown is dead once again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsJa4o79g8w

i hate the way cole says wwe

>>834640

>watching smackdown

What even happens on there lmao?

>>834641
This weeks Smackdown is pretty good for KO fans actually

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>mfw someone was an Edge fan near me

>>834640
The brand split being ended really has rendered SD useless. Just kill it and pour the extra resources into Raw as well as giving the stars a much deserved day off.

>>834640
Even if you didn't read the spoilers, It was aired and uploaded hours ago.
Don't expect there to be game thread traffic

>>834641
theyre creating a legit buildup for it and KO is an angry fuck who wants to put people on stretchers again

It was pretty good. announce team kept addressing that this is "a different kevin owens" etc. I hope this is some sort of sign of card elevation.

>>834633
>>834636
The STFU is saved by the fact that Cena can actually do it and make it vicious, though. He just chooses not to for whatever reason.
Paige's submission is the worst because it would do much more damage to her than her opponent because all that pressure on her knees would reduce them to dust over a course of time.

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>>834649
>I hope this is some sort of sign of card elevation.

>>834593
That isnt a bad finisher at all. Theres literally a shit ton of finishers that are bad like the end of days or apollos stupid moonsault

>>834654
End of Days is good because it's unique and gets a reaction and that's what matters.
>Apollo's moonsault
>a clean, well-delivered standing moonsault
>bad

He uses a powerbomb now, anyway.
The moonsault is a signature for him.

>>834651
I actually really like Paige's submission, the knee thing aside. More flexible people like Charlotte sell it really well with the way they contort their body. She could do with maybe sitting down or something though, because it would be hell on the knees longterm.

Jesus Christ Roman just killed that poor manlet sucurity guard, like legit hurt.

>>834658
I think I saw that in a webm earlier.
Is that the one with the beard that he tried to push over the rope but just pushed really hard into the rope?
Because those ropes are fucking stiff. Poor bastard probably has a big-ass rope-mark across his upper back.

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>Heard Stone Cold had his own beer
>It's an IPA
>mfw

Anyone had it yet? Out of 10...?

>>834659
Yea and he legit took a 10 ft fall flat on his chest. When they showed sheamus at the end you could still see him rolling in pain. Poor fucking guy lmao.

>>834651
>can actually do it and make it vicious

The only time he actually did it correctly was to end the match quickly cause his nose was broken.

>>834656
it looks terribly unimpactful though, memes aside.

>rock bottoming yourself

>>834652
pls no ruin dreams

Master of the feed me more

>>834666

If Baron Corbin and The Rock had a match, would Rocky rock bottoming him affect him?

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>>834658
>Literally walking in one at a time

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Without using the words "rock" or "bottom", explain why End of Days is a bad finisher.

>>834670
Because it looks like he's using Dwayne's finisher on himself.

>>834670
pebble base

>>834670

Because he's slamming the back of his head into the mat like Dwayne Johnson does to his opponents

>>834670
Because it's shit

>>834670
It looks like he's using a modified Book End on himself

>>834670
It's a modified Side Effect

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>>834658

Maybe he should have learnt how to bump correctly.

>>834626
Paige's submission. I hate it when the person in the hold has to help the other person to apply it correctly.

>>834670
It isn't but let's just hope they don't have him do a match against The Rock cause the marks would get confused.

>>834643
Huge matches, like this 5-star one of Ryback vs. ADR right now.

>>834672
>>834673
>>834674
When does Rock take the position CJ Parker is in during a Rock Bottom?

Oh? Never?

Thought so, faggots.

>>834670
Because it appears as though he is using Dwayne Johnson's finisher on himself.

>>834683
>When does Rock take the position CJ Parker is in

When he's auditioning for a role.

So someone explain the philly crowd marking for ramens win on monday. Aren't they supposed to be on of the smarkiest cities? I guarantee you they would have booed the shit out of cena if he had been there so i find it very strange.

>>834686
The fans don't know what they want

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>>834686
The power of Vince m8

>>834686
They were marking out for themselves because they were the only city to get a WHC title change on a RAW in years.

>>834686

Cause Roman has improved

im a roman reigns fan and i love to watch interracial porn and watch black men out their dicks in white girls asses

#blacklivesmatter #handsupdontshoot

>>834692
I can't tell whether you're Jimmy or Jey but please go practice jumping over the top rope and stop posting on 4chan.

>>834692

>Redditers this triggered

Bray cut a good promo on SD. Actually made me exited to see what theyre going to do next.

>Goldust interrupting a Breeze promo
I really like these mismatched guys in promos like Star and Titus. I wish they'd do that more often.

>>834696
>implying i go to reddit

>implying im not straight out of /tv/ and blacked.com


LETS GO ROMAN! ROMAN EMPIRE. I LOVE CULTURAL MARXISM AND BLACK CULTURE

ANDERS BREIVIK IS A CRIMINAL!!!

I LOVE THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE

#ICANTBREATHE

eat shit you nazi fuck

>>834698
He still feuding with the dudleys?

>>834702
It doesn't seem so, but I haven't finished this episode yet.

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>>834700

PLEASE have sex. Maybe after you can make a 3 hour RAW review about how much you hate Roman.

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so deanettys a cuck who enjoys watching his woman get felt by other dudes right?

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>>834707
>antismark "banter"

>>834710

Compared to you talking about how much you love black cocks?

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How can one women be so perfect?

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>>834708

>>834714

FIVE

>>834714
literally who

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>>834708

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>>834718
Best girl in WWE

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Why the fuck is Becky dressing like a landwhale? Full shirt and now pants? What's the point of looking like a superhero if you're going to cover it up?

>>834721
she looked like she gained weight on raw desu. I liked it though.. she looks thicker in those pants and her asscrack is more prone ti hangout

>>834721
It seems like all these NXT divas become landwhales after getting called up, Look at paige now compared to when she debuted.

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>>834721
Because she would make Charlotte's ugly ass torso look even worse

>>834721
gotta show the world shes irish.

>>834725
Being on the road all the time has that effect on a lot of the stars. Less time for the gym. Beeg is a good example. He seems to lose weight every time he goes on hiatus, then puts it all back on when he returns. Though he's also genuinely a lazy fuck.

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They don't just make sideplates for anyone.

If you didn't like the crowd, you didn't like the crowd. You're absolutely entitled to your opinions. However, it pisses me off when people say the crowd "was trying to get over" or "trying to make it about themselves".

WE ARE BRITISH. We chant stupid shit during sport events. We sing songs and chant the names of people we love & support. We tell the heels to fuck off. We are paying attention. Notice how the singing dies down and the cheering ramps up when a match heats up. Or how amped up everyone was during the main event because of the whole "big fight feel". And we loved the whole thing, and loved & appreciated everyone who stepped inside that ring.

This is a major culture difference between crowds, and you have to understand that not every crowd acts like an American crowd, just like a Japanese crowd tends to be a lot quieter than others. It's just how we do things over here.

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>>834728
thats why the true GOATS find time to work out.

>>834708
>tfw Renee says she hates wearing shoes
>constantly barefoot
>even drives barefoot sometimes
neckbeard's wet dream

>>834729

Do you think they have side plates for Heath Slater?

>>834731
Go to bed Nigel.

>>834731
I was literally just reading this kek

>>834731
>WE ARE BRITISH.

Calm down, Mahmoud.

>>834723
Her tummy isn't hard anymore

>>834723
Her legs are thick af and I love it. I hope she doesn't become the next Nia Jax though.

>>834731
I'm surprised you didn't bomb the building Achmed. I've heard that's also just a british thing

>>834734
Doubt it. I do wonder if Vince made some Big E plates in advance for his push before Haitch pushed Roman instead.

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>>834738
>the one time British people get patriotic and it's over fucking wrestling on reddit
we deserve everything we get

>>834742
They probably have some made in advance that are generic enough to be used in case of a face/heel turn.
Sheamus's seemed pretty generic and didn't really fit his current gimmick.

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>>834748
poor man's awesome kong

>>834710
>le anti-smark meme
>lol lets turn the tables on them haha
this meme will never catch on, you cuck

>>834750
it already has. It has ever since you tryhard faggots got banished off /sp/ and came here. We see through your memes. Eat shit loser

>>834665
18+ he did it right for a long time before edge asked him to stop

>>834753
like 4 people have been pushing this meme
now go suck off a big black dick

>>834753

Don't you have your own aspie general?

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Is it wrong that Nia Jax has given me a vore fetish? I have "not like most girls" saved onto my ipod and after a good session of watching her matches I like to meditate and let my mind run free.

I don't know if its her lazy eye or her body, but every time i see this hulk of a woman come out in her glistening blueberry style jumpsuit my cock turns rock hard as I think of the different ways I could climb into this beautiful Samoaness's mouth and have her devour my pathetic little body whole. I would then make myself at home inside of her sexy bulbous stomach and fall asleep, welcoming her diet of krispy kreme donuts one by one as they fall ontop of me. The chewed fragments would fall into my urethra and that is when my manmilk combine with sweet donut would spew out and merge with the stomach acid to create a delicious chowder that i could eat for all eternity.

The next night she would go to the washroom and release her bowels with the might of 6 indian elephants. I would take my time crawling out of her beautiful anus enjoying the walls of her colon putting pressure on each my sides. She would squeeze and squeeze and I would come sliding out slowly but surely like she was giving birth to me.

I would then climb out of her 10 ft toilet bowl covered in samoan chocolate juice and thank her for the amazing one night stand. What a rush!

>>834757

zzzzzzz

When was the last time the Dudley Boyz wrestled New Day?

>>834755
Yeah and more people are catching on..

Wow... its almost like, the same bandwagon tactic you faggots use when pretending to like anything smarks dont! HOLY SHIT!! ;)

I just metaphorically took a dump on your face. Stay owned, bitch ;))

god im so fucking sick of seeing 'nia jax'

fuck off to reddit you fucking fat neckbeard pieces of flubbery shit

>>834578
The Running Knee

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>>834763

>Stay owned, bitch

>>834578

Helluva kick

>>834763
>Yeah and more people are catching on..
no just the same 4 people fampai

>>834696
Reddit likes Roman now.

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>>834770
mmm whacha say??? oh, thats right. I cant seem to hear you over how badly im destroying you, faggot ;).

Once again, stay owned lmao

>>834771

No they dont :)

>>834625
saved

>>834771
and yet another /asp/ie meme that will never catch on
keep dreaming, cuckold.

Has anyone actually tried watching Finn's entrance without the music?

>>834781
I usually just do the music myself.

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>Reddit doesn't like Roman

>>834785

Back to reddit fagboy

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Thinking of buying these to sleep in desu. I already sleep in b ball shorts as pajamas.

Maybe ill buy these to show my support to based fatass.

>all the Seth threads

Sethfag's trying really hard to get his gimmick over.

>>834788

I don't see size 4XL

>>834788
>just call me the zayn or owensmark

>>834789
trying their hardest to keep seth relevant, everyone has literally forgotten about him already

>>834591
> he thinks the Superkick was always a devastating match killer

Literally a transitional move for 80s tag teams

>>834790
epin joke but I dont have a nigger donk. Sorry fampai

>>834791
how the fuck do you know its me every time

>>834774
>>834776
no memes pure facts

>>834794
because you post like a god damn faggot

>>834794
Post belly with timestamp

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>>834796
fight me m8

>>834719
>tfw no New Day backstage segments in over a month
feels bad man.

>>834799
>wanting to see a pic of a hairy gut tailored for you?

Time to come out the closet

I was thinking about this recently, and I've come to the conclusion that Roman Reigns' recent push makes sense in kayfabe if you substitute Dolph Ziggler's storylines last year with Roman Reigns.

Imagine that Roman Reigns never gets injured and has his match against Rollins and wins at Night of Champions instead of the RAW immediately before. He is then recruited as a member of Team Cena for Survivor Series. We can assume that Erick Rowan is never added as a member, and that it is Cena, Reigns, Big Show, Ziggler, and Ryback. Big Show turns on his team mid-match, leaving Reigns to battle three members of Team Authority, and gets help from Sting, eventually winning the match for Team Cena.

Reigns goes on to feud with Big Show for turning his back on Team Cena, having their match at TLC. Maybe it would still be a stairs match so that Reigns can look strong.

Reigns, Ziggler, and Ryback are then fired once the Authority returns, only to be rescued once again by Sting re-appearing.

Finally, at the Royal Rumble, the rest of Team Cena is eliminated with ease by Big Show and Kane, leaving Reigns to have to battle the Authority on his own.

Am I taking crazy pills or does it seem like everything Ziggler did in the last few months of 2014 was initially planned to be done by Reigns? Right now, Ziggler has basically no storyline despite all the supposed pushing. Did WWE just throw Ziggler into this because they knew people would cheer him?

>>834720
what happened to her tits between this and >>834714?

>>834803
Your fatass is blocking the way

>>834789
>>834792
>>834805

His threads are like Seth's title reign.
He speaks to himself for 15 minutes at the start of each and then the view-count rapidly diminishes.

>>834808

PLEASE have sex.

She's wearing different kinds of bras.

>>834807
yes it is common knowledge ziggler was just filling in for roman

would have been a great story desu

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>>834810

>>834809
+1

>>834785
>roman has one of the best move-sets in wwe
top kek Reddit

SETH FREAKING ROLLINS

>>834785
This image is all kinds of cringe. Why do redditors have such a distinct, awkward style of writing? You can taste the cheesiness.

>>834818
He does though. I'm sure anyone would love to be the top guy with an arsenal of 7 moves.

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Where are my Seth Metalheads at?

>>834822
RIGHT FREAKIN' HERE

>>834822

In the three threads you're currently samefagging in

>>834822
>>834823
You worry me

>>834574
Roman Reigns v
Zack Ryder ^

Lovable face everyone can get behind. If you've seen his recent shit he can look like a tough sumbitch.

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>>834822
Right here senpai

>>834822
>hard rock / metalcore / punk
>metal

pick one

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What's his best match?

>>834829
vs The Rock at Wrestlemania 29

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Sethfags unite

>>834829

vs. Shawn Michaels wrestlemania 24

>Sethfag is currently samefagging 3 threads he made and posting in this one

Starting to think it's Swede.
That's the level of dedication I'm getting from him.

>>834829
Cooler than anything Roman's ever done

>>834839
>there's only one Sethfag

>>834842
Correct

>>834842
Bingo

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>>834844
Top kek you couldn't be more wrong

SETHFAGS GET IN HERE

>>834839
>implying Swede didn't commit sedoku soon after we moved to /asp/ where there's no flags for him to use

>>834839
>swede still makes paige threads on /sp/

bless his wacky heart

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>>834847
Does it really matter what he believes? We know there's more than just a few of us, always was, probably always will be.

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>>834844
delusional and in denial.

>>834841

Do you have Roman's cock in your mouth 24/7?

>>834844
>>834846
Youre wrong
This guys still a fag though>>834847

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Why'd they have to take away the curb stomp?

>>834847
>>834851
>>834852
FREAK YEAH!

>>834822
>>834827
>>834829
>>834831
>>834847
>>834852
>>834856
>>834857

>(you)

>>834856
just change the name and give it back to him please.

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Is he the greatest wrestler of our time?

>>834861

Did you get bored of talking to yourself on your own self made general you had to come in here and annoy everyone else with your autism?

Now I know what the original /asp/ies must have felt like.

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>tfw Seth didn't have to job the title to Roman Reigns.

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THANK YOU ROLLINS

*CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

THANK YOU ROLLINS

*CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

>>834863
Still rightfully his. Everyone knows Reigns is just interim champion until Cena comes back, wins the Rumble, goes over Reigns clean at WM, then feuds with Rollins once he's healed.

>>834856
He was getting too over with it and it's cooler and more original than a spear. The plan was always to sabotage Rollins to make Roman seem more appealing as champion.

>>834861
Best of the last decade desu

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>>834828
punk

>tfw me and Zayn have the same favorite bands

so glad he's back

>>834856
Because Seth is an sloopy worker, imagine all the injuries he would had caused if he was allowed to use it?

More than half the roster would be out by now, be glad he wasnt Mr. Kennedyed.

>>834863
He'll be doing plenty of jobbing when he comes back, don't worry.

>Le record low ratings chump
>best at anything

>>834872
>imagine all the injuries he would had caused if he was allowed to use it?
So Seth would have injured Roman and he could continue his reign?

Based curb stomp

>>834856
It's dangerous.

>>834875
Nobody is talking about Sheamus.

>>834879

Yes we're talking about Seth Rollins.

>>834872
>>834877
The guy taking it lands on their arms from a push up position. It's not even a spike bump, theyre pretty much doing the same bump as a pedigree but not as high up.

>>834882

You're a moron if you think that's why they banned it

>>834882
Still many things can go wrong. Again he is sloppy as fuck that injured the top draw and a legend.

Even more when WWE is facing lawsuits about head concussions.

>>834884
Did you even read my post?

>>834808
Photoshop mate.

Every photo of any woman ever is photoshopped to make them look better than they actually are.

You now remember Deeds Dirty, Seth's holdover finisher before the Pedigree

>>834788
le epin twitter guy

You go annon!

>>834889
>>834885
Doesn't matter because when Seth comes back Face they'll let him hit the phoenix splash more often

>>834885
He busted Cena's nose, that was on Rollins but shit happens. Sting got injured because he was too old to be taking that turnbuckle bump he should have known his limitations.

>>834895

>Got injured cause of the turnbuckle pillow case bump and not being pushed and landing neck first on monitors that weren't cleared

Are Jasethy fans this retarded?

>>834893
>WWE risking Reigns babyface run making another guy face.

Not happening.

>>834895
>He busted Cena's nose, that was on Rollins but shit happens
Yeah but the point is that Seth move was far too prone to cause injuries which is something WWE doesnt want as to support the lawsuit agaisnt them.

Rollins botched a simple knee attack, something wrestlers like Bryan and Punk used on a daily basis.

>>834896
I don't remember much about the match, but I do remember sting being really out of it after the turnbuckle spot.

>>834897
>Rollins botched a simple knee attac
BMJ didnt block well enough he forget the A+ speed.

>>834897
My point is you can't pin injuring Grampa sting on Seth wrestling ability and one mistake resulting in injury doesn't make him "far too prone to cause injury" (what a hyperbole)

>>834896
>this smark
sting said it was the 2nd turnbuckle bomb, which both the ref and seth told him not to do but sting told him to do it.

>>834898
>I don't remember much about the match

Then you're a moron. He got pushed onto a table full of monitors then slang against the turn buckle multiple times

>>834849
>og apsies have no idea who swedekek is

feel bad for them

>>834897
>Not happening.
its going to happen
>returning guy from major injury
he will get a big pop he will have to do something heelish right after or that night to turn heel.

>>834902

Yeah and it hurt more cause he'd landed on a table full of monitors you damn moron.

>>834905
>Mr LOW RATINGS
>Getting a pop.

>>834896
>>834903

>Seth hater so salty he's just making shit up now

how embarrasing

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>Industry veteran Steve "Sting" Borden described Rollins as the best wrestler he has ever worked with, adding: "I've never seen somebody as talented."

>>834885
Seth had been using the Curbstomp for literally years without injuring anybody

It got banned 'cause Vince is a petty, petty babyman

>>834908

Nothing more embarrassing than being a fan of someone with a 2 inch penis and texts like a 15 year old

>>834906
Sting was the one that was supposed to fully clear the table anyways, what was Seth supposed to do tell him to hold on and take the shit off climb back up and push sting?

>>834907
Yeah Roman would have totally saved the ratings even if he was booked to win the title because Jon Stewart came out and hit Sheamus with a chair.

>>834912

How can you say you don't remember the match then say whose job it was to clear the table. Are you retarded?

>>834914
because theres more than one anonymous person replying to you

>>834914
I'm obviously a different anon.

>>834911
And yet Mr. Sexy Ass Lottery pulls more pussy weekly than you ever will in your entire life

>>834911
are you this mad that seth had multiple sidechicks and a hightest fiancee?

>>834916
I obviously thought I was having a private conversation.

Sting on Seth Rollins:

>After 30 years and working with some of the best and some of the greatest, [Rollins] is, I’m telling you, he’s got to be the best I’ve ever worked with. I mean, this guy has it. And I think he’s just scratching the surface on what he will do. I’ve never seen somebody as talented. He’s working two [matches] on Raw, two [matches] on the pay-per-view, he’s involved in every other segment and it’s physical. He’s got guys coming from every angle. There’s a lot on his plate. He’s carrying a lot, and he’s handling it. He’s proven he can do it. I’m just glad I had a chance to work with him. He’s the kind of guy who could be in there with a broomstick and make something very interesting happen, a match that people would love somehow.

Is Seth the best wrestler alive?

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>>834916
>>834917
>>834918
>>834919

>This samefagging

>smarks hate Reigns because of his mic skills
>yet they love Owens for his mic work, when he's EVEN SHITTIER on the mic

>>834918

The only thing he pulls in are weekly low ratings and boring chants.

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>>834922

>>834918
>>834919
Do you guys realize you're basically white knighting a man?

>>834923
Fuck off to Reddit, Romanfag.

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>>834922
>>834922

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>He didn't mark out for that Jack the Ripper entrance.

>>834909
Sting never worked with the literally dozen or so wrestlers better than Seth in WWE

>>834928

Lol you had to get on your phone to screenshot that? Just how pathetic are you man?

Go post in your "SETH FREAKIN ROLLINS" general like the cuckold you are.

>>834930
I liked it but he didn't need to crawl. Looks weird(er) because of the getup

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>>834926
>a man
Not just any man.

We are talking about A+player, the undisputed future, the architect, the crossfit Jesus, the perfect, the champ, the captain, the Man, SETH FREAKIN ROLLINS

>>834930
I thought it was more papa chango than that.

>>834923
The only problem with KO's promos are the pacing but they are still better than roman's.

>>834926
I was asking you a question actually.

>>834930
I thought it was a Dr. Jekyl, Mr. Hyde reference, would have made more sense. It's confusing because the tophat deal is synonymous for both characers.

>>834934

kill yourself

>>834932
stop

>>834939
It should have been obvious from the woman screaming.

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How hard will you mark when Seth returns and he's in his white attire?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7svvV4dk8M0

>hunicara can't speak english

>>834943
That's how he should make his return

>>834941

No seriously. You made that general for a reason right?

>Lucha Dragons beat New Day twice
>Have to fight Usos for #1 contender
>Beat New Day again
>Only now are getting a title shot

This is retarded.

>>834950
Vince logic...

>>834945
He spoke english at raw

>>834950
>>834951
Kalisto has to pay his dues.

>>834949
you got the wrong fella fella, I only wanted to dispute a point made.

>>834923
>tater tots and prunes

>you will never be this bad at baiting

>your opinions will never be this retarded

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>>834934
Just for you senpai

>>834958

>HEY RENEE, IM GONNA BE TORMENTING AMBROWSE EHH?

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spear

>>834909
Someone tell him to get a stem cell injection in his knee.

>>834963
>Tater tots

Even his yelling at announcers shtick thats gotten entirely old is better than any promo roman has ever cut. Stop

Who else is kinda glad Seth got injured? We dont have to hear his nasally voice at the beginning of RAW anymore.

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>You want to become a wrestler
>You train your body to the most physical shape you can attain
>You join shitty wrestling schools who just want your money just to get the basics down
>You go through rigorous training cause for the first few months your body has to get use to the bumps
>Old timers either give you good advice or a hard time (usually both)
>You finally learn the ropes and start developing your own style
>You're great on the indy scene and are getting attention
>You're making friends, "Paying your dues" and just getting into the life of a professional wrestler.
>Fast Forward years later.
>You get a call it's WWE they are interested in you and are giving you a shot.
>You come to FCW (before NXT)
>You work on your in ring performance to WWE standards
>You work on a gimmick and you're looking great
>Fast Forward Months or even a year
>Vince calls you up to headquarters
>You're nervous this is it. All the years of training and all the hours of hardwork for this moment. For this God in the wrestling business to tell you what you want to hear
>Vince looks at you and says:
>"I want you to be a pirate"

>yfw

>>834968
This is my favorite pasta

>>834967

Right here pham.

>>834968
then he picked the wrong pirate because vince had zero clue who johnny depp and pirates of the caribbean was he wanted a pirate like the french canadian from the 90s

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450 splash

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>Frogsplash
>Not a single drop of water

>>834978
more

>>834981
>Frogpost
>nothing but shit

>>834973
I miss Adrian "Ace of NXT" Neville so much

>>834979
This was post-broken neck? What the hell?

>>834987

Who needs a neck anyway?

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>>834978
>>834983

The slammy award ad on Smackdown made me want to vomit.
>hastaggable
>on fleek
>I can't even
Fucking hell.

>>835000
>out of touch old man with his old out of touch team of suits try to be cool and hip.jpg

and people wonder why WWE's product is a festering pile of dog shit

>>834769
Was this not called something else last year or did the commentary just make it sound different?
I could have sworn it was called something with a B.

>>834985
It's really a shame how irrelevant he is now. Not as sad as The Ascension though.

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>>835007

Did you expect anything different?

>>835000
are those seriously the name of the awards?
every year they get worse holy fuck, how long till
Best Meme Wrestler?

>>835010
No, they were just some of the phrases that splashed across the screen, thankfully. Give it a couple years though and I wouldn't be surprised.

>>835010
>how long till Best Meme Wrestler?

Deanetty is way overdue for this.

I chuckle during every Renee/Dean interview because you can just see the lust in her eyes.

>>835013
I feel like he tries to make her corpse every time they have a segment

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>>835013
thats a lot of interviews she does.

>>835017
>I can't control my horny level

Just watched takeover

>Enzo and Cass didn't win
>Crews didn't win
>Meme Balor beats Joe
>Gayley beats Jax

Screw you H

>>835023

>0 title changes

>>835023
>Enzo and Cass didn't win

This is either because they're going to the main roster soon or creative sees them as a team better chasing the titles.
Regardless, they should have won them at NXT Brooklyn.

>Crew didn't win
Crowd didn't care about that match anyway. Crews has zero personality. Definition of a one move guy.

>>835023
>0 title changes
They dropped the fucking ball.

>>835023
>wanting the awesome kong rip off to win

BRIE MODE

>>835023
>not being a corbin mark

>>835031
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

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>BMJ cuddles up to this every night

>>835035

When did Great Khali cut so much weight?

>>835034
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck that dick

>>835038
>implying you wouldn't let Khali chop you

>>835038
she is sucking in and you can still see tons of fat

>>834884
I thought they banned because kids could hurt each other really easy, same as the punt.

>>835035
shes showing where the future GOAT baby will live in for 9 months.

>>835045
>>835045
>>835045
>>835045

>>835047
It'll pop out on a December 25th I bet

twst

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>>834597

Oh please. George Bluth was Pop Pop Powerbombing jive turkeys in the pokey before KO realized that Michinoku wasn't a foreign car brand.