-OFFICIAL SURVIVOR SERIES THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: VACANT
> Intercontinenal Champion: Kevin Owens
> United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
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I agree with these words.
Here are all the predictions tonight!
137 potential clean sweepers in the house.
Owens fingers crossed boys
ALSO WHY IS WWE USING THE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS COPYRIGHTED SONG
Let's be frank here; they've been building to this since Royal Rumble, and the only reason it didn't happen at Wrestlemania is because they actually listened to the fans for once. It's gonna take a massive swerve to get people to give a shit about whatever the outcome ends up being.
Miami Vice here.
People seriously think Charlotte is winning? Listen to her right now. That's not a winner's promo. She's already a loser.
Also Wyatt Family will devour the Brothers of Destruction. Believe that.
>The SS match is on the preshow
>Miz and Bo Dallas are introduced first
Well, we're off to a great fucking start.
>The traditional survivor series match is in the kick off and not in the main card.
> TFW everything was leading up to them bringing back Spike to take out Xavier and no pay off.
Oh yes, but I guess it could also be because they're doing thorough security checks. They explicitly told people to arrive extra early.
Oh man, Ascension. What a laughing stock you are.
YFW this man was part of the ISIS recon team
WHAT TIME IS IT?????
> Neville's English
> Obscure English sport line
Put in some effort JBL.
With people running in so much lately I wouldn't be surprised if the next one gets shot.
I figured New Day and Usos would be involved somehow, but we got this instead.
I mean, we got Goldust making a return, and he still looks good, but still.
Missed Predictions so...
>Dolph Ziggler vs. Tyler Breeze
>Traditional 5-on-5 Survivor Series elimination tag team match
Face team because it means nothing.
>WWE World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Semifinal Match: Roman Reigns vs. United States Champion Alberto Del Rio
>WWE World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Semifinal Match: Dean Ambrose vs. Intercontinental Champion Kevin Owens
>WWE Divas Championship Match: Charlotte (c) vs. Paige
>Undertaker & Kane vs. The Wyatt Family
Wyatts by way of shenanigans.
>WWE World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Finals
Reigns heel turn. Ambrose to win Royal Rumble. Sheamus likely to fuck everything up.
Weeb wrestler that is going over both HHH and Reigns clean because he is black mailing Vince with footage of him dumping a dead Hooker down a river
He needs a name.
By the way, I forgot to say... welcome back Teacher.
I don't know why but even when you only just started using the name, I always have to say welcome back.
Seriously look at this hodge-podge match. Nothing about this was built up. This shit was probably booked one hour before the ppv started, like Vince just took a look at who the fuck was in the building.
>Dammit, it's Roman's PPV! He's the Survivor Series!
Good night Stardust.
>Kendrick for WHC
137 competitors and still those clasic nicks.
eliminated Neville and no one else instead of Titus.... but why?
>Neville eliminated before Titus, Golddust or either of the Dudleys
Vince threw a hissy because he broke kayfabe by proposing to Lana in RL. Even though they break kayfabe literally everyday on the Network.
>yfw Ben Stiller comes out in Zoolander character to promote the movie and feuds with Breeze
>tfw the hidden match of the night is The Corporation vs the Authority/McMahonHelmsley
>mfw and my boys when this is happening
when did zerkaaHD become an interviewer
To be fair, Summer seems to fit the role of Breeze's escort better than when she was forced onto Rusev to help work a shitty soap opera angle.
>yfw HHH comes out in a tank after SS ends and proclaims he managed to thwart ISIS's plans WITH A TANK
I'm thankful to have my dick out for you Renee
>Not even murican
Goddamn what a pointles peice of shit that match was. Glad Goldust is back, but Jesus, that was not a good start.
Also, LOVE Breeze, but he's clearly going to be a at best a strong mid-carder until he gets released.
>checked my phone
>You have been charged $9.99 by WWE
>I thought I had at least a couple of days left to cancel
Well...let the games begin.
This thread needs more bliss
Where my blissfags at?
tfw its cold enough where you have to wear socks but your not Completely freezing your feet off.
Its a comfy feel
> Not French national anthem
>USA National Anthem
We're not on WrestleMania dammit.
Must have over 50k a year job in finland to get one, and maybe still they wont give it to you if your parents have been dumb fucks in the last 30 years.
Bankers and banks in general in finland are retarded as fuck
Is the Network down for anyone else?
WHAT IS MY 9.99 FOR
India Sierra India Sierra ISIS! DURKDURK DURKDURK DURKDURK DURKDURKDURK
As opposed to the national anthems that are what? saturday morning cartoon songs?
Go listen to any version of the canadian national anthem and then be thankful you don't live in that shithole
>HD PPVs that fuck up constantly causing you to miss half of every match because of network errors
The network isn't worth paying for just from a technical standpoint.
Not enough Gobbledy Gooker love either. Some bullshit
Starting off when I first used the Network, I had those problems. Besides the Network going down for mostly everybody earlier tonight, I haven't had much of a problem with lag or anything
I can afford it, so it's whatever. To each their own. Let the unemployed have their 480 streams
>these post numbers
fucking state of them jesus.
only reason i still came to 4chan was for wrassle on /sp/. Now I can finally live a fulfilling life worth living.
damn, when muslims do it
it gets the show in trouble
when white people do it, it becomes aces and eights
this is what hassan was fighting against
>roman gets revenge for dean on fatman
>roman is champ
>everyone comes out
>starts clapping and one by one saying "congratulations" to Roman
>faces, heels, divas superstars, everyone
How hard would you mark out?
Weel, seems like the reason of that damn lag on the WWE Network is those satanist guys known as ISIS.
>YFW for the main event when he fist bumps him, that'll detonate the vest
>three different Survivor Series threads now because of idiots
>mods not doing anything about it
>shitters from /sp/ shitting everything up
Yeah, somehow I don't think moving all the wrestling discussion to /asp/ was a good idea.
> WWE wants Del Rio to be here for the Latino audience
> Pay $1.5 million to have him team with a guy universally racist and on a scooter with the American flag combined with the Mexican flag on the upper half
Haters gonna hate hate hate hate
Gotta shake it off shake it off
>Hating on my boy Roman
He's going over tonight, like it or not. Go cry in your outlaw "promotions"
Reigns has really grown on me recently. Don't get me wrong, he's far from perfect but I genuinely think some of the boos he gets now are kind of unjustified.
He desperately needs a rebrand though - time to ditch the Shield theme and the body armour.
What the fuck happened to this board in the last month?
And is the Undertaker really being relegated to a tag match with Kane against the Jobatt Family on his 25th Anniversary?
Blame the spammers who have to wa'h because people use their name boxes. So they have to be special little snow flakes and make their own. We've requested a sticky plenty of times but the MOD won't get off his fat ass and click a few prompts.
They're just mad because people are actually paying attention to /asp/
Japanese Moot decided that WWE discussion should all be in /asp/. Which is a good idea in theory, but then you have to remember the fact that /sp/ is full of retards.