-OFFICIAL SURVIVOR SERIES PART 2 THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: VACANT
> Intercontinenal Champion: Kevin Owens
> United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
bump
>still no cum on my hands yet
This match is fine. Why do you guys hate women?
first for diva's piss break being extended
This fucking match.
Please end now.
>this match
God this is fucking brutal. No one gives a shit
>>785754
Reminder Cesaro was injured legit and Sheamus got the shit kicked out of him in a tag team match earlier so low chances for cash in
Literally how can they be this bad?
It's just so sloppy and shit
that was the weakest Spear Ive ever seem
Charlotte has no psychology
5th for Roman joining Authority.
God, how much longer will we have to deal with Charlotte? How much title time does her dad's name buy her? 8 or 9 months' worth?
The heel-turn poll (if you missed it)
http://strawpoll.me/6077694/
And the crowd goes mild
Oh man, this is embarrassing.
>that gentle hug off the barricade
>women
Why do they even try?
Why wont it end?
>this match
Xavier Woods hair has been the only good thing about this show
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>THAT "SPEAR"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
>>785754
>/asp/ Predicts
>Predicts
God dammit Steve.
>>785820
Probably 10 or 11 since dragging her bro's name through the mud.
>>785699
>After the main event, Cena's music hits
>He drives out in an army humvee
>The humvee is covered in the heads of ISIS leaders
>Cena announces that he's been fighting ISIS
>Says they fear him and have been calling him "النيون الطاعون" aka "The Neon Plague"
>Says he's heading back out tonight and he'll kill them all in time for the rumble
>>785820
She is going to break Nikki's record.
If you have to showboat and pander this much for people to give a shit
You have a serious fucking problem
Allahu Akbar!
I hope we're getting this awful Paige/Charlotte feud now so that Sasha can take the belt at Mania. I used to really enjoy watching Paige, but I've really lost interest in her, this heel turn isn't working for her imo.
Also, they're gonna just move Becky back down to NXT where she'll actually be used, right?
Submission
What
Why
Oh, I get it, Flair uses the Figure 4
But
What
What a match this is.
Paige looked bored at the end of that. Just holding her side and not even trying to sell.
>expecting anything goood from either Charlotte or Paige
>and the crowd goes mild
>>785836
charlotte wins
yea boii
Only one man can save this match
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
>>785804
>Cesaro was injured legit
What? When did that happen?
Goddammit Paige, you literally just had to reach out and touch the rope.
stream?
that sucked
>Tapping out that close to the ropes
Holy shit
What the hell? That's just stupid as shit, make it mid ring blooody hell how can you not know this that's stupid
IM GLAD ITS OVER
Well glad that's over
That was shit
>dat no sell by Paige in the figure 8
>>785880
http://crimazlive.com/network-9/
Here ya go senpai
>>785872
Danny John-Jules is best wrestler
>charles
>pudge
>muh revolution
>>785875
Carried Ramen too much
The shit eating grin of Byron
>no heels winning event
why even watch?
jfc that was terrible
>it's over
THANK YOU JESUS
its finally over
>>785875
Probably against Reigns?
God that took fucking forever
>>785878
That was on Charlotte
Paige was supposed to be out and Charlotte was supposed to position her. What does she do? Bloody puts her next to the ropes and locks in the submission
This is so basic how can you mess it up?
That was probably the worst Divas match of the year
FUCKING END THE MATCH ALREADY! MY PENIS IS STARTING TO HURT FROM THESE STROKES!
> 15 people elimined
> 103 people remain in it
I'm afraid we're going to have the most clean sweepers ever with only two matches left to predict. Hasn't been this huge ever! The biggest was like 9 people in Extreme Rules last year.
>>785852
>Becky jobbing to Nia Jax and Eva Marie
No, thanks. Only way this would work is if Becky Lynch feuds with Asuka and Bayley only
Can we just make Charlotte the new Reigns/Sheamus/Eva Marie?
She deserves more smark hate than she get's.
>>785917
Get ready for Michael Cole telling you tomorrow how great it was
DEAN IT'S YOUR BROTHER ROMAN DEAN DEAN IT'S YOUR BROTHER WHY DON'T WE GO BOWLING
Is Dean going to come out with a new wifebeater?
>>785917
>there was ever a good Divas match
Is ambrose sick or something?
>>785839
Gosh darn it.
Sup ma brudda BELIEVE DAT
>>785927
thats because its predictable as shit , unfortunately.
lol this bromance shit is too much
>>785917
>muh divas revolution
>>785930
MUH FAMILY
Muh NXT
>>785844
>"النيون الطاعون" aka "The Neon Plague"
>>785940
he has to look good for his main event
>>785927
>is this really the whole card ?
Its funny and sad at the same time
>>785941
Fatal 4 Way, Sasha v Becky, Sasha v Bayley
jesus these graphics
Paige is worse than Carmella.
Why is Ambrose so cold and Reigns smiling so much?
It's almost like Dean is turning today or something.
why the hell do you guys like tyler breeze
>>785858
>>785843
Jesus /sp/ are you fucking kidding me? This is why /asp/ was so much better before.
>>785917
>Not every match where Eva Marie is involved
Wait didn't this fight happen already?
Will Tyler Breeze ever get a reaction?
>>785874
But he's keeping ISIS away from the stadium right now.
Is this 2015 or 2002?
RR is too clunky and ebonics induced.
At least the Rock was always cooking something.
>First Divas
>Then Ziggler
I literally can't stand either
how is it possible that wwe vidya games keep getting worse? those graphics look absolutely abysmal
>>785944
is this worse than TLC of last year?
Whoa whoa whoa. I've been out of the loop a while. Who or what the fuck is this Tyler Breeze? Selfie stick? Swedish? The fuck is this shit?
LOOK EVERYONE ITS TYLER
Is it worth watching?
I wanna see Tyler Breeze vs Brock Lesner...only because watch Lesner F5 him 10 times would make me smile.
>>785927
That's cause /wwe/ knows wrestling more than you.
>Tyler Breeze
>What if Zac Ryder and Miz had a son?
>>785993
He debuted from NXT about a month ago. His gimmick is basically that he's Zoolander.
>>785981
> TFW they accidentally split themselves because of "Wa'h, we special snow flakes!"
>>785970
Carmella's moonwalk makes her the best
Does anyone unironically like Tyler Breeze? Would rather watch Paige and Charlotte again desu fan
>>785986
2k cant do games
>>785991
>nobody does that
>dolph ziggler!
wait they are not showing the selfie camera on the tron? whats the point then
What a shit fight. Bet that was all to apologise for the writer's bullshit last monday with Reid. What now then? Paige just apologises and reforms Diva's revolution again?
>>785927
The Breeze/Ziggler match is the only match that isn't obvious
WHY IS THIS MATCH RELEVANT TO ANYONE ?!
>>785993
He's one of Lance Storm's students. He's brought up from NXT to replace Ziggler.
>>786020
I wouldnt go THAT far
What the fuck is Ziggler wearing?
I still don't know why the fuck NJPW would want Ziggler
what match did Cesaro get injured in?
that dark hair
they didn't even give a reason for the look. fucking why?
Is Ziggler no longer bleaching his hair?
>>786011
Oh jesus christ. So is this basically a match "for women"? I.e. two "attractive" guys fighting?
>this glam rock reject
why are they fucking dolph with these terrible feuds?
>>786037
He's slowly turning into Rambo
Lads right Survivor Series isn't a top 4 PPV anymore is it? This is worse than C-tier PPV's
>>786020
I like him.
I made him Hardcore Champion in 2k16.
incoming best match of the night
what the fuck is he wearing
>>785978
same reason we like Adam Rose
you figure it out, sugar.
So Tyler is the new Fandango?
>>786032
Wrong...Breeze is 100% winning. He is an rising star from NXT and Ziggler is still being punished after the Rusev angle. Ziggler will be used to put over the new midcard heel
@heelziggler
Seriously, if they kill Rusev for breaking kayfabe they should really give Ziggler hell for his twitter handle. Seriously what the fuck is that shit?
What Bar is Tyler Breeze?
>>786039
Sheamus v Cesaro
>that wasn't paiges last match ever
>>786043
Hey man, this is the best Vince Neil has looked in years
Literally taken it off
WWE Creative Humor @WWECreative_ish
This is a fight between two heterosexual tough guys.
>>786052
Everyone is hurt or on break. WWE is in a very tough spot right now.
>>785843
>>785858
>>785837
Christ Almighty. Could they fuck this up any more? Not normally one for liking tripfags, but AT LEAST their threads only span 2 easy threads!
Roman turns heel, Sheamus cashes in. Screenshot this
>Ziggler wants to retire in about two years.
Kinda wierd thinking about that.
WWE can not into bringing NXT talent up to the main roster
Shield being the exception
>>786020
A lot of kids really liked him when he was on NXT.
I changed my mind. Can we have another diva's match instead of this?
>>786072
>No Cesaro
>No Tyson Kidd
>No D-Bry
>No Seth Rollins
>No Sami Zayn
>No KENTA
Just... fuck.
I swear, breeze reminds me of natsu dragneel
>>786084
> I wanna make the thread
> NO I WANNA MAKE THE THREAD
> No, I WANNA MAKE the thread!
>>786098
I'd like to see Paige dominate Tyler
Jesus this is average Raw tier at best. Big 4 PPV they said.
>>786074
Hero
>>786074
Thank You
>>785927
my hopeful paige prediction killed me
rip
>>786095
everyone is over on NXT even Adam Rose was
>>786084
I guess it keeps them all out of there though.
>>786102
what happened to Kenta? How much longer is he out for?
>>786102
>Rey mysterio jr retired
Just fuck my shit up f.a.m.
>>785927
The Ziggler/breeze match is gonna clear the field super hard.
don't know why, but something about Tyler screams 'forever in the midcard' to me.
>>786092
They don't give the main-roster audience any reason to care. SHEBD and Owens are the only two that came out and actually did something to matter. All the rest just randomly walk out and Cole says, "Hey, it's ___ from NXT!"
>>786084
>being this mad
/asp/ is for /wwe/
your children will be /wwe/ your daughters will be /wwe/ and your board will be /wwe/
Maybe if you wanted to keep /asp/ for yourself you would have 12 threads
>>786102
Cesaro is injured
>>786133
Shoulder injury
He could be back in 1-2 months
>>786074
>badnewsday
>>786074
those were the gyrating hips that was giving it to Alicia Fox
This match is beyond gay.
>>786142
As opposed to 12 threads that are all exactly the same? Christ this is cringey, all because "M-u-u-u'h namefags! ;_;"
>>786147
So is everybody else on the list
>>786138
It's probably because recently they've kept anyone that has a gimmick to the midcard.
So is this how gay sex looks ?
What the fuck was that, Ziggler?
>>786160
>orange crush
damnit jerry
Why am I still watching this shit?
>count
>...or don't
>>786133
Kenta's been out since June or July, so hopefully he'll be back soon.
>That's a shame.
>>786165
He's here to show the world Anon...
/a/ brothers. We're in the other thread. The /sp/ one.
FUCK, there goes my cleansweep
>>786056
I regret making this post.
The crowd doesn't even care.
>HE JUST BEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER
My sides.
>Natsu Breeze wins with killswitch
K
"Jesus"
Ziggler is done.
WELP
There goes my clean sweep
>>786142
/sp/fags are cancer
That was lame as fuck ending, im off now, they are going to fuck up the main event anyway with Shame US so have fun
>loses clean to Breeze
>not even Summer shenanigans
shig dig
Ziggler gets buried
was that the kill switch?
What the flying fuck is going on? Did creative take a fucking break and they let Vince write the matches himself? Holy fucking shit
What a nothing match.
>>786203
mine too.
>reminder ziggler was last years sole survivor
top kek
what is this trash
>>786202
how so? Don't think it matters at all. Next month he'll be feuding with Owens or Del Rio
>>786214
No, that was the Unprettier
Ziggler should have never re-signed
He probably got promised a title run but he just jobbed to Tyler memes.
>>786192
Nah, /asp/ thread is better desu
this fucking ppv just keeps getting worse
Why is SmackDown on a Sunday this week?
>Send his career into orbit
yeah when was the last time a win lead to anything significant when your name isn't Roman or Brock.
>the spider ring
>>786214
>kill switch
You must be 18+ to post on 4chan
>>786192
LOL, which one? I'll stay here thanks.
>WWE PPV
>commercial breaks
>Almost 2 hours
>NO ISIS attack yet
Please just bomb this so we can go home entertained
>>786231
And he'll get squashed there too.
Still in it!
>>786213
why should they push him?? he is going to be a comedian in 2 years :D
>5 minute promo for the match about to happen
wwe why fuck off
breeze is going nowhere. He'll be adam rose tier in 6 months
> 22 people eliminated
> 81 people remain in it
I love watching the same promo 3 times in 2 hours
>>786192
>The /sp/ one.
we still have a 4v4 survivor series match?
>>786266
How do you get in on that?
so the only matches that were ok were Rollins vs ADR and KO vs Ambrose
the rest of the PPV has sucked
>>786266
Fug, bombing when?
>>786280
it happened
and it had a shit ending
so whos in the finals for the WWE Title?
>>786283
Thread earlier in the week/day. There's always next month, pal.
>>786266
Of all the fuckin' matches to lose my sweep. I'm honestly surprised they gave that to Tyler. I guess Dolph is in the dog house.
>>786286
>Rollins
If only.
>>786286
Ambrose vs. Reigns should be good, even if Sheamus cashing in might ruin it
>>786283
He made it and does it before PPV starts check the thread earlier next time
>>786280
The 5v5 already happened unless you're talking about the Divas version.
>>786266
Yo I'm tricep meat, i bet on Paige but you didn't take me out
>>786298
Both face.
>>786267
Do they do it because Americans are so simple-minded they need reminding every 5 minutes why they're watching something? Like their attention spans are so short that they literally forget everything?
>>786298
Dean and Roman.
>>786316
Is it Dead and Roman?
>Bray now
Oh good, means I can go to sleep straight after
Thanks Dubya dubya
Bray has won like 2 matches clean this year.
I still don't get why Bray Wyatt/The Wyatt Family gets a unique graphic for their name and no one else does.
Do WWE still hand out those lights to make Bray seem over?
That's pathetic.
best theme tbqhwyfam
>>785968
That's a women's match you faggot. Can't you read.
>>786314
Mighty decent of you buddy.
> 80 people remain in it
> Hornswoggle becomes honourary member of the Wyatt Family
Calling it now!
>>786326
Yup
>>786336
Rusev does I'm sure, a few others probably do too
>>786336
Becuz 2 spooky
>>786330
Remember when he won his feud against Ryback clean, and then they gave him the IC title the next ppv?
This match is such a wasted opportunity.... oh WWE get at least 1 thing right
I don't get why this is a 2 vs 2
I really don't
>Kane intro
>Legit thought ISIS struck
Dammit Kane, you startled me!
>>786350
There was last year and it honestly, it got better as it went along/eliminated the shitters.
THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!
Please be at least a three star match
Bray's WM32 entrance will be fucking phenomenal
>not Biker Taker and Corporate Kane
FUCK THIS COMPANY
Luke Harper deserves better.
>>786375
>Dean more probable
Why...
Ambrose heel turn, Sheamus cashes in. It's very predictable.
>>786370
Woulda been at least a 3x3, but Sting is injured
MOVE OVER NEW TALENT
>>786346
Fucked Arquette4Champarino too
the wyatts literally only exist because someone at the wwe watched s1 of true detective
>>786370
It's one of the dumbest booking decisions of the year
>>786347
Hard to say. I'm leaning towards yes, after a loss to Ambrose. Then Sheamus cash in.
>Eden's voice
If she weren't fucking cody...
>no reaction for Kane-kun
Bets on how long it takes for Taker to get gassed.
> MFW Ambrose joins Authority because of Russo swerve
PLEASE RETIRE
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
PLEASE RETIRE
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
why is the crowd marking out for taker?
>everybody on their phones
holy cringe
>>786403
30 seconds
>>786388
Pay attention to the promo he cut with Jojo
>>786393
yeah I thought that too when they first debuted
>>786393
They were around for a year and a half before True Detective premiered, they are based on The Manson Family.
Undertaker should have kept the Johnny Cash song for his theme
I still got shills down the spine with that fucking bell.
>not having the 2v2 match as the main event
Of course
>No stupid spike coat
thank god.
>>786403
>taker gets gassed
legends never die
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Is this to make up for the shitty WM entrance Undertaker had this year?
ITZ BROCK LESNAR
>>786385
>No Biker Taker
Damn, i still miss that entrance
please just one last time come out with the coat and purple
>>786425
ma nigga
>>786370
My guess is Kane was having a feud with Seth, then when Seth got injured they thought "Oh fuck, better chuck Kane in somewhere. Let's stick him with Undertaker"
>>786406
If it was Reign's, I'd honestly be ok
>>786403
On the way to the ring.
>>786403
In the 15th minute of his entrance walk
>dat door
for what purpose
im going back to the other thread
> YFW the coffin starts showing pictures of people Triple H has buried
But damn it's cool.
remember "casket matches"?
i'm just glad this isn't one of those
YES BIKER TAKER SHOW!!!!!!!
They really should of had Ted Dibiase announce Undertaker... that would have been boss
>>786450
Seth's feud was done before the time he got injured, they were moving on to Seth/Roman in case you don't remember
>>786462
It's a coffin you low IQ /sp/ retard
>they actually showed American Badass undertaker
The absolute madman.
WWEWHC on last
WWE FINALLY gets something right
So this will be the first time in how many ppv's that the wwe title will be the main event?
I still love how essentially most of the attitude era guys have more elaborate and probably expensive titantrons + entrances as opposed to the generic entrances.
Like it's actually rare to see pyros now. Before they would just go absolutely ham on shit like Edge for pyros
>>786453
It was Reigns it would make perfect sense in every way.
>>786474
I don't, actually. I don't really follow WWE all that much.
>>786476
i learned from the best tripfag here :^)
About 30 minutes later, Taker finally makes it to the ring...
>>786466
>Heiden Heidenrich Heiden rich heiden heien rich
This long ass entrance, always hated it tbqh
>>786490
Since Night of Champions
still waiting for sting as third taker team member
>move in now move out
dude
holy fuck
this entrance
>>786499
How does Naito make it work?
>>786471
Apparently Vince hated American Badass Taker despite it making perfect sense for the attitude era
Taker already gassed.
>>786477
Wait, WHAT!
Damn, I missed it.
So why should I care about Undertaker post Lesnar
Hopefully Daniel Bryan comes out to be one of the Wyatt's members. He is a Wyatt, after all.
>25 years of seeing the Undertaker coming to the ring
I thought he was talking about this entrance right now.
>Well Erick Rowan is out for the night
>It was just a chokeslam but whatever
>>786496
Can't blame you, it's terrible
I feel shamed that I'm watching this
So the ending is just gonna be a DQ or what?
YEAYEAYEAYAEYAEYEA
A Kane and Luke Harper tag team would be great.
>Erick Rowan is dissposed
H-he's turning in face again, r-right?
>>786530
You're forgetting something
This was a CHOKESLAM FROM HELL DELIVERED BY THE BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION
>Not putting in that giant barrel chested guy
Something is gonna happen. Brey knows who his strongest guy is
Also
>One double chokeslam puts someone out for the entire knight
ok
>>786508
>Stinger ever showing up in a WWE ring again after he decided to repeat Starrcade 97 only now with injuries
When was the last time undertaker was in a tag team match? 2006?
>>786530
His back is broken
>Harper in the match
Confirmed for losing.
The metropolis of Rowan
>>786538
No, the match ends with Undertaker dying in the middle of the ring. He tried to hit Strowman with a tombstone and his spine snapped in half and killed him instantly
>>786560
Kek just as I say this jokingly, King says it wasn't just a regular chokeslam
>>786508
>neck injury at 56
>ever wrestling again
>>786556
TOMB STONE STRAIGHT TO HELL
Why did Rowen leave?
>>786548
did newlegacyinc do that before?
>People think Undertaker is capable of rope walking anymore
>>786534
Me too. Only watching it because muh childhood. It seems better than it was for a long time, back when it was "Sports entertainment." But it's still shit. Or maybe it's just the magic has gone now we're not kids anymore
>>786528
>>786590
>the village of >you
>>786590
What now
>>786590
>he just did it
:^)
Why do they call kane the demon now? I want my big red machine back.
>>786588
I don't know what that is.
>122 races
>Hispanic
>White
>Black
>Asian
>Arab
Huh
Anyone else watching this muted? Is there a JBL only feed?
in b4 reigns turns heel and joins ISIS
>>786557
>knight
He'll come back.
>>786590
welp
>RUNNING LEG DROP
>VINTAGE UNDERTAKER
Michael, its called a Guillotine leg drop
>>786614
Kane lost his powers when he took off the red machine mask
>>786590
>>786588
Not that I can remember, they did have a 3man stable with Rowan and The Usos called "The Russos"
>>786617
>Watching WWE
>Not mentioning Samoan
literally
>>786612
The absolute mad man
>>786590
>City of you
Undertaker vs Strowman at Wrestlemania confirmed
FOR FUCKS SAKE
>taker?
>I hardly know her
I love when they throw people into the announce table because it means that the commentary will shut the fuck up for a while
>Dr phil would get tombstoned
I'm going to make a dr phil caw in smackdown HCTP now.
>Camera zooms in on script
Wyatts win. Damn.
>>786653
terrible
>>786649
Stroman makes Taker look like a normal person...good lord he's enormous
>>786664
Pic?
>>786664
Did they really do that?
>Kane cut the commentaruy off momentarily
Thank fucking christ, that was a blessing
>Camera zoomed in on the script.
2 cold steve o salty that the wyatts win
>>786649
I hope not
This angle could have been so much better.
Just imagine Undertaker possessed Braun Strowman and made him attack The Wyatt Family then at Survivor Series it was 3 on 3 elimination match with a possessed member of The Wyatts.
>>786639
now i remember it was Undertaker, Luke Harper, Wade Barret and John Cena as the Ministry of Water
Is someone else Kane? He's acting weird this match.
BOTCH
HAHAHA BOTCH
TAKER IS FUCKING FINISHED
>Taker goes for a tombstone maybe?
>Decides he doesn't have enough in him, switches to DDT
Taker isn't physically fit enough for this shit.
>>786664
Show the pic.
>>786688
but muh reality era!
KANE DICKPUNCH
>>786678
>King's comes back on first
HE'S GOT HIM
>>786705
Snake eyes. Not a good sign.
RIP Spanish Announce Table
>>786705
>this generation is too young to know what snake eyes is
fuck this gay earth
There is the spanish announce table spot we have been waiting for
REF START THE COUNT
>Kane keeps punching people in the dick
>>786720
I cri evritiem
Wait, did Bray botch his hanging thing?
I hope Undertaker makes that face every time he has an orgasm.
When will the Miz switch fully to commentary?
YOU TALK TOO MUCH
>>786726
>too young
Mate I don't watch enough WWE to know exactly what's going on every second of every match. Chill your tits
>Wyatt falls on his ass
>Gets chokeslamed
>>786735
He was too fat to hold his own weight
2 star match :/
>>786694
When did Harper join? I remember Jawnny saying Taker and LOU PARPER were a tag team but I didn't know he was in the ministry.
Holy shit a nL mark I might just start posting moar
>>786744
I'll chill your mother's tits.
Fuck sakes!
>>786741
You never shut up
wyatts lose lol
>tfw I'm still in the running
nice way to build up new talent WWE, just let the old guys bury the new guys, following those WCW steps
>>786735
Don't think so.
What the fuck was that ending? That was disappointing. How long did this last? Wasn't the Divas match longer than this? Including ring music and everything?
Bray is a literal joke
>this match was shorter than the divas title
fuck this
>>786756
I'm a nL mark
>>786775
Luckily, no one's cared about these losers in over 2 years
Was John Snow in the Audience?
>>786775
>muh new talent
Well...this is somewhat unexpected.
Terrible
>>786775
>implying wyatt can be buried
he's won like 3 matches total and is still relevant in every PPV
bray has literally 3 singles wins this year.
One against Ryback at PPV and one against Dean Ambrose on Smackdown, and one against R-Truth on RAW
>>786756
herro reddit!
You can tell it was a shit match because taker didn't need to be carried off
Godfuckingdammit.
Bray and his family need to disappear for the rest of the year, then come back in Royal Rumble and kill everybody in the ring.
>>786775
Except there's literally only 3 guys worth pushing.
>>786795
Why was my post deleted?
>No swerve
>No Swerve
>No Swerve
Literally fuck this PPV
>>786756
It was on the Wrestlemania 30 show, the fatal 4 way cage match
Good fucking lord can ISIS just blow this ppv to smithereens so I can get my 9.99$ worth
>>786827
Agreed. I like the Wyatt family angle. They're a great gimmick in my opinion. Better than the fucking shit they have at the moment. King Barrett? New Day? Zigglypuff? Fuck this
>>786775
Aside from Luke Harper none of those fags is worth pushing. Literally the only thing going for them is that they're huge. Once the whole spoopy stable is dissolved they'll be jobbers or gone
>>786775
Part of the reason Punk left.
and more dirt added to the buried end for the wyatts
>edgy pose at the end
nothing personnel, kid
>>786832
it wasn't
> 22 people eliminated
> 57 people remain in it
To all the new guys, this never happens. More often then not, half of the entire board gets eliminated after the pre-show.
>>786823
But they did that last year and got murdered by the authority at the end in the most anticlimactic way
>>786812
What? Naw nigga just a lurker because I can't watch ppvs so I just wait for your guys reactions for results
>>786777
>>786782
It's short because this was only a BoD spotfest and these 2 together have very few spots. Honestly, I think I'd rather have just given the win to the Wyatts so it'd be visible to everyone that these 2 are on their way out.
Now I need to watch this week's Impact just to see if it ends up being better than this shit ppv
>let Brock end the streak
>he's a part timer who'll probably retire soon anyway
>Bray will be around for a long time
>job him out because lol I dunno
Fucking why
>>786827
So just like WCW then
>>786850
Reminder that two years ago someone would've actually paid $59.99 for this.
when is Taker retiring?
I don't know why you guys are hating on this ppv? This PPV IS AMAZING
That could be the last Undertaker win... sad
>>786865
>/asp/ too autistic to predict typical WWE formula
>>786845
But Luke Harper wasn't in that match, it was R-Truth as both him and Taker as The Minestry of Darkness.
>>786858
They already dissolved, and even their jobber runs failed lel
>>786884
Probably at Mania
>>786886
give one good thing that has happened
other than Xavier's hair
So now WWE is ripping off trutvs road spill
>>786865
Well we didn't have to guess the to Survivor series matches so that helps.
>>786872
Agreed. Wyatts should have won.
What the fuck? Swearing during an advert? For that "Ride Along" tv show or whatever? The fuck?
Cmon Dean I need this clean sweep
>>786889
He still has to beat Cena at WM.
>>786889
Who will he lose to at Mania?
OK, that was disappointing.
And that tombstone on Harper looked like it was going to get botched. And I do believe it really wasn't Harper that was the problem.
When are they going to let Calaway retire for good?
>>786895
I have memory like Johnny
>>786915
Beeg
>>786915
please be sting
boo this man
>the edge and christian reddit show
Honestly im hoping for a cash in just to add some spice to the ppv.
>>786882
It's still available for that price i'm sure there are people who have ordered it.
>>786904
Googs it
>Reigns coming out first
DEAN CONFIRMED
>>786915
John Cena
>>786935
hello reddit
>Reigns as Champ is Booty
Well good thing Ambrose is the King of Asses
>>786915
DDP.
Everyone ready to be DISAPPOINTED i know i am!
In b4 why Dean why
Jesus Christ Cole get Vinces dick out of your mouth long enough to say your fucking line.
get ready for Nash / Hogan finish.
ISIS, please bomb the main event if reigns wins this match
Truly the pop of the top guy!
>>786963
too cool
ramen was smiling a lot during his entrance. Does that mean hes winning?
OH GOD, HERE IS A HORRIBLE THOUGHT
>REIGNS WINS THE BELT
>ALL THE FILTHY CASUALS TOUCHING THE BELT AS HE MAKES HIS ENTRANCE
FUCKING GROSS. GREASY HANDS AND SPERM STAINING THAT BELT
>roman cant stop smiling
Dean and KO fags BTFO
>>786786
Lets be friends m8
>dean cheats to win
>Sheamus cashes in and steals it
Please
It looks like they chose a local vagrant and a security guard to fight for the title.
>you all truly realize how far the shield has come now
the shield was the greatest thing to ever happen to the WWE.
Why is Kane in much better shape than Undertaker?
He wrestles all the time and is only two years younger.
>>786985
XD
>>786982
scott norton
brb fapping to lillian
>>786941
>It's still available for that price
Fucking why when WWE pushes their network out the ass?
>no vest Dean
HEEL TURN CONFIRMED
Ambrose wearing his heel outfit before his heel turn
> YFW there's either going to be 20 clean sweepers or 37 clean sweepers
Or 57 if this is a DQ.
>>786927
I have massive Cawk like Duel.
>>787011
Not anymore. Looks like Kane's got a big belly again
>That crowd hate on Reigns
>That Dean pop
WWE you fucking suck
lol were is the 5 man tag team elimination match?
The true end of the Shield.
>>787002
>>787013
Roman Reigns.
>>787019
>fapping to the crimson chin
>Dean chest-chopping Roman
>He has on a protective vest
>>787026
>>787037
Duel cant even say fig newton
>>787041
Back in the Mountain Dew Main Event of the pre-show and the third match of the main card
Did he not have time to take off his shirt?
>>787041
Already happened and it was so forgettable that you saw it and had forgotten its existence.
>Crowd chanting "go pizza"
?????????
>>787069
Ambrose going for the no armor agi build
>>786994
Okay. We're friends now
>>787088
Pizza is great m8.
>>786865
>this never happens
Goes to show that /wwe/ knows more about wrestling than you /asp/ies do.
WWE is so damn easy to predict.
>tfw Rollins will not save us this time
feels bad man
I have a gut feeling that Reigns is gonna win clean.
No cash in, no heel turn from either of them.
>>787076
I like you.
Also whens the next UMAD?
Why did Ambrose pull out his shirt?
It's because he's turning heel?
ISIS fucking when?
Left to get food after the Divas match. Taker and Kane actually went over the Wyatts? The fuck?
>>787108
>I have a gut feeling WWE sucks
the only exciting thing this night is GoldDust coming back and that's sad
>that total botch throw off the corner
nice botch you stupid faggots
>>787108
>>787125
its supposed to signify giving it your all
>>787096
lolno, that shows that WWE is contrarian and makes the worst decisions all the time.
>Dean ambrose turns heel and joins ISIS
Wow, this match is PHYSICAL!
Reigns looks so STRONG!
>>787011
>Why is Kane in much better shape than Undertaker?
>He wrestles all the time and is only two years younger.
Because Calaway has about ten times more injuries than Jacobs.
Especially Calaway's shoulder is shot to shit. He has a rotator cuff tear that was declared inoperable already in 2010 so it's bloody amazing he's even in the shape that he is in now.
>>787146
How is it contrarian when it's easy to predict? The thing that makes wrestling good is it being unpredictable.
>>787026
The only reason I'm on here tonight is even more meaningless now.
It hurts.
>>787123
Not when they don't write an angle for it and just pull some 5 vs. 5 Smackdown-tier booking at the last minute.
Survivor Series is probably the PPV that relies the most on a writing.
>Reigns has already done both of his moves twice.
>>787115
No idea, they should do one with Vince Russo
There's a lot of time left. How long is this going to go?
Dean going full drunken boxing mode
>>787181
he still has muh dropkick
JUST WANTED TO SHARE
THAT IF OL' DEANO DECIDED TO HAVE A FULL BEARD, HE WOULD MASTER ALL THE TITTIES EVERYWHERE
>>787181
>2 moves
He has 4 moves now you stupid smark! H-he's improving!
>>787123
It would have been had Rollins not fucked up his knee.
>>787108
>yfw Ambrose wins clean
>Someone FINALLY predicting the spear
Also dirty deeds is such a weak looking finisher and I kinda like Ambrose saying that
can someone explain to me the appeal of dean ambrose? i dont understand why he's so popular. can't stand him.
>>787198
PPV'S HAVE ENDED BEFORE 11PM
THIS COULD GO TO 10:45
>>787164
It's easy to predict the shit decisions. The fact that WWE continues with shit decisions is contrarian. When an aspie predicts something, it's often because they want something new or good to happen. And then it doesn't.
>The thing that makes wrestling good is it being unpredictable
And yet WWE continues with shitty predictable decisions.
>>787090
Fuck yeah i'll buy the breakfast
>>787198
there will be the fight against ISIS
>hopefully
Where my Sheamus @?
SAVE US ISIS
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
That's...it? That's how he wins?
>>787220
>tumblr
Roman wins lol
DEAN AMBROSE SQUASHED
ahh fuck off
>marks btfo
OH FIDDLESTICKS
wat
>10:37 PM
SHAEMUS, GET THE FUCK OUT HERE, IT'S TOO DAMN EARLY!
INC TROLL HAIR
COME ON TRIPS. FUCK THIS MAN
Sheamus can still save the night
not watching this shit tomorrow :^)
fucking booooooooooo
what was the shit with ambrose?
boooooooooooooooooooo
goddammit
atleast i swept
>Dean down after one spear
Welp, I guess that's that.
Oh fuck no
GOD DANG IT!
sheamus pls
Save us ghost Fella!
lol
So anticlimatic.
>>787197
The should get like a bunch of shitty WCW/TNA videos and put em in Russos face and be like "EXPLAIN THIS SHIT"
HAHA WHAT
I WENT FOR A PISS BREAK AND ROMAN WON?
THAT MATCH WAS LIKE 10 MINUTES LONG
Wait, I blinked!
> Please turn Reigns
> Please turn
> Please
Did Deannetty get injured or something?
now Authority appears with Lesnar saying that his rematch will be happening now, since he never had it against Rollins?
>>787294
>one
try two(2)
>No heel turn
>No interference
>Just a plain championship win
Fuck this company.
HEWONLOL
where is sheamus when you need him?
>>787230
>When an aspie predicts something, it's often because they want something new or good to happen
Wtf? That's not how predictions work you moron.
>>787294
Two, actually.
SHAEMUS COME THE FUCK ON~!~~
Anyone get a screen shot of the Diet Owens Diet sign?
>this pyro
Stop please.
HERE WE GO
I guess we have 37 clean sweepers... including myself! Congratulations guys.
>Confetti and fireworks
kek
OH SHIT, I LEGIT THOUGHT ISIS HAPPENED
HHH please do something
FUCK THIS COMPANY
Dean left
fucking homo you just lost the chance at the wwe title get angry
ALSO HHH
>that crowd not giving a shit
lolwwe
>>787357
Damn I thought it was ISIS for a second
FEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SAVE US HAITCH
Not even ISIS can save this PPV.
>>787327
>Wait, I blinked!
This. I was typing a post and outta nowhere, he wins.
Well, not outta nowhere but y'know, just super fucking uneventful.
SAVE US HHH
SHOVELMAN SWERVE
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT PLEASE HHH DO SOMETHING
Smarks BTFO
CONFETTI MATCH I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THESE IN YEARS
HERE WE GO
>HHH is here
this won't end well at all.
Yesssddddxx
AN I FUCKING GOING OVER?!
Please Reigns! Join HHH, do this for me!
not the daniel bryan angle, anything but that
wait a minute here comes HHH
>Haitch putting himself out there just because
fuck this guy and his ego
IT'S ALL FALLING APART
thank
GOD
YES!
YES YES YES YES
YES
YES
YES
SHEAMUS
YES
YES
GO YOU IRISH FUCK
LOLOL
PLEASE DO IT
CASH THAT SHIT
ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!
It's kicking off mate!
Fucking finally.
Based Irish.
>>787411
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
fucking ref, he needed to count sooner
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
As an Irishman this is the best thing
THANK GOD
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
This is gonna go the Damien Sandow route isn't it?
Is there any reason to not shake his hand? Really, was there?
DO IT IRISH SPRING!
OH FUCK OFF
YESSSS SHEAMUS
FUCK YOU ALL SHEAMUS IS GREAT
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
FUCK YOU SMARKS
YES THE GREAT WHITE HOPE HAS SAVED US ALL
>THANK YOU BASED SHEAMUS!
See you Monday
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
YES
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
THANK YOU BASED SHEAMUS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BASED SHEAMUS
Terrible fucking PPV
FUCKING
Best for business...
Literally just yelled. THANK FUCKING GOD FUCK YOU ROMAN REIGNS ALL HAIL SHAEMO
>Sheamus or Roman
This is like choosing between getting shot or getting stabed
BAHAHAHA. The only time I don't mind a Sheamus win.
WHERE THE FUCK WAS DEAN?
Roman is still 1 time champ
oh my, it happened, who could have guessed it
CONFIRMED ROMAN IS WINNING THE ROYAL RUMBLE
FUCKING CONFIRMED WOOOOOOOT GOOOOOOOOO ROMAN REIGNS
HE'S THE HERO WE NEED
I WAS WRONG
SHEAMUS HAS SAVED US
BASED CELTIC VIKING
FUCKING YES
PPV SAVED
PPV SAVED
PPV SAVED
FELLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BASED IRISHMAN
THANK YOU SHEAMUS
>>787518
ROMAN FAGS BTFO
Would have laughed hard if one of them slipped on the confetti.
That's our Fella
FUCKING YES! NOW LET ISIS CARRY AWAY REIGNS!
hahahahhahHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Literally the same thing that happened to Dbry in 2013.
>Rollins former champion
>Reigns former champion
Ambrose better win that title real fucking soon.
SUCK IT NIGGERS
WHITEY ALWAYS WINS
This is just to pad Reigns' total title wins. He's breaking Flair's record, brother.
>>787579
Nah, fuck Roman
Fuck Sheamus
Fuck HHH
Fuck Ambrose
It's a lose-lose situation
>>787361
I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS FOR YA
am now Sheamus mark
>trying to bury the shovel man
I almost feel bad for Roman here. twice now that's a wwe championship stolen away by the money in the bank holder
I know Reigns is the babyface, but he really didn't have to spear Triple H. He could have just walked off.
>>787527
This, tbqh.
Reigns just got 2011 rey mysteriod
FUCK YES
THANK YOU BASED SHEAMUS
>less than 1(one) day champion
>the city of the roman empire
Acceptable.
>>787611
>hating the great white
>>787611
Needed a heel champ really no point of roman being champ
>>787628
At least he got to actually win it for a few minutes.
>>787361
yay
WHO ELSE WANTS BROCK VS SHEAMUS?
this fuck is going to have shamrock sideplates isnt he?
>>787639
I was so pissed when they did that to Rey.
FELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>>787658
No it's just going to be all white
Didn't they do this same thing to Jeff Hardy in 09 with Punk cashing in?
>made in georgia
Dean heel turn incoming
You guys are all happy that Sheamoose won but You know damn well this means Roman is gonna win the Royal Rumble yet again right?
>>787620
What was he thinking?
They've done it like 8 times.
>people think they'd make another mitb holder lose again
yeah that shit never goes over well
>>787647
Sheamus has been a boring champion before. How is this going to be any different?
>THEY SIGN OUT
>THEN SHOW ME REIGNS TEARS
NICE ONE WWE NETWORK. THIS IS TRULY WORTH 9.99
>>787658
Celtic/Nordic decal. Or Kilkenny's.
roman about to cry
Roman looks legit sad. He can't act that well. Does he know something we don't?
>shit matches
>basic title match
>no heel turn
>no isis attack
this ppv is fucking stupid
jesus he looks so fucking hurt.
like shit, he's either really selling this, or someone didn't tell him he'd be losing the belt to sheamus immediately
>>787689
Miz
>>787709
> Nutted, but she still sucking
>>787701
I dunno man, that would make Roman look pretty strong...
>>787715
get worked mark
>>787715
is that why he kicked out?
Would be happier if HHH had won the title instead.
>>787706
he could do the harp, that would be great
>>787715
just because we're /asp/ies doesnt mean you actually become an aspie
>>787715
>atlanta screwjob
>>787709
And now it's time for the breaking ground thread
Well, thanks for joining us everyone, including any new /sp/ guys. Thanks for resisting one of the 7 different /wwe/ threads.
>>787760
Needs Brazzers logo too
>>787725
He's more of a "Fuck him, he's annoying" kinda heel relying on cheap heat and narcissism. He doesn't have no mercy
Plus, he's not even a mid-carder anymore. He's pre-show-card
THANK YOU SHEAMUS
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>>787697
good
Roman Deserves to break every record in existence
>>787697
Nah, likely scenario is that they'll square off at RR and Reigns will win it legit.
Then we have Reigns main eventing Wrestlemania against whoever wins the Rumble that year.
Seems like good ground to have Ambrose run the gauntlet, but we all know it's not gonna go that way.
I'd have been totally okay with a Reigns win but only if it was off the back of a heel turn. I was so pissed at that clean Reigns win that I found myself praying for fucking Sheamus... Jesus Christ WWE what are you doing to me?
What the hell's gonna happen to The Titty Master now?
https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/668636578642808832?s=09
If she beats Charlotte and loses it to Sasha, it'd be so fucking worth it
>>787809
its pretty much confirmed that Roman will never turn heel
>>787809
>What the hell's gonna happen to The Titty Master now
Sexual violence with Renee Young later tonight. I think he's ahead of the game tonight.
>>787839
If WWE stays as predictable as usual, a feud with owens. .
>>787794
LOL REIGNS IS GONNA WIN IT AT THE RUMBLE
NO, CENA IS WINNING IT FROM SHAYMOOSE AT RR AND CENA VS REIGNS IS THE MAIN EVENT
CAP THIS POST
After a shit ppv, i hope this bg its good
>>787882
I'm curious as to who will win the MITB even more now next year.
I'm still gonna stick with my assumption that Based Fatty will end up getting the briefcase.. Roman will remain in the title scene
Dean or Cena will win the rumble
>There are people that would rather have Sheamus as champion
holy shit
>>787897
Logically, after losing to two cash-ins now, Reigns should really be going after it himself. That could be an interesting angle.But yeah, I think it's gonna be Owens time.
Get rekt'd Roman fans.
So, despite only having the title for 3 minutes, does Reigns still have a rematch clause to invoke?
>>787892
gotta plug that social media
>>787954
Porn companies are disgusting
>>787951
I hope Barrett joins The Authority too
>>787361
oh hell yeah
>>787897
The fedora fatty will win it while Roman wins at Wrestlemania
Sheamus will drop it to Cena
>>787361
The only other clean sweep I've ever gotten was last years Survivor Series...weird.
Not that I'm all that happy, but I expected all of it to happen just as it did.