Survivor Series getting cancelled
Source: ibtimes dot /anonymous-says-isis-plans-attacks-against-paris-world-sunday-2194926
Not Hacksaw & Slaughter, this would be a decent opportunity to call up Gable & Jordan
>2 hours into Survivor Series
>Ambrose vs Reigns
>suddenly in the crowd
>there's an explosion
>guns start firing
>both Ambrose and Reigns are gunned down
>more blood than a Ric Flair blade job
>When all of a sudden
>I AM A REAL AMERICAN
>FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
>I AM A REAL AMERICAN
>FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT
>FIGHT FOR YOUR LIVES
>Hulk Hogan starts charging down the rap
>Big boot to one terrorist
>Atomic leg drop
>One terrorist shoots Hogan in the arm
>He does the YOU point
>does his grand standing and hot dogging
>waves American flag
>Hogan made WWE World Heavyweight Champion
I'll miss Taker, Dean, and KO though. At least taker can come back from the dead
This just in,
>WWE has reinstated the Shebd to run security on Sunday
be afraid tarrorasts
Just bring Baron "The One Man Shield" Corbin up on the main roster and it'll all be fine.
On a side note, Corbin is currently the character Roman should have continued to be after the Shield broke up, instead of becoming The Rock 2 or John Cena 2.
>ISIS trying to attack the place where PYCEB works
They fucked up
He has the GRAPEFRUITS for it
Is this some type of ISIS code Muhammad?
don't mind me I'm just high-testing
Yeah olympics doesn't even have Scott Steiner
>eagles of death metal
>death metal band
u wot m8?
>Isis would threaten a random mandrama event when there are tons of other games going on this weekend with more people in it
>The report is still unconfirmed
>ii-it's total real guise, I read it on the internets
Guess the thinking was a WWE even would be more susceptible to an attack. Also, it'd be shame to broadcast a lot of those dead kids via social media.
Hassan confirmed to make his WWE return at Survivor Series?
so 5 members of ISIS vs who?
Dudley Boyz, the usos and jack swagger?
Possible member of team ISIS
I can imagine them wanting to drill in the idea that nobody is safe. They seem really hot on terror, more so than most militant groups, and it gives you a slight sense of security when the only places targeted are capital cities and major events since they can be avoided. WWE, being a particularly niche event, would be a good place to leave that impression. It wouldn't surprise me if they started attacking small towns/cities and even civilian homes.
this would be the greatest comeback in history
So if ISIS debuts tonight, what meme chant does the wwe universe chant?
>this is awesome
>USA USA USA
>you still got it
Or just something new?
>mfw Cena kicks out at 2, then AA's ISIS
>even ISIS doesn't want to see Reigns as the champion
Who /fightingterrorism/ here?