Survivor Series getting cancelled Source: ibtimes dot /anonymous-says-isis-plans-attacks-

Those Hajeeds are getting mad as fuck that Jhon Ckna isn't beating Roman Reigns for the Championship right now.

Now confirmed by FBI

>wwe without John Cena

Kek got those browns so fucking worked up
BRING BACK JHON CENA

God damn Mudslimes.

Vince must be so pissed right now.

>>780915
I got kicked out of sp for posting a thread about this... i didnt read the rules..

Muhammad Hassan's revenge?

>ISIS starts shooting up the place, killing about 50 people
>michael cole and lilian garcia are two of the victims
>vince decides the show must go on

>implying this isn't an angle for the 5v5 match with Team ISIS vs Team Swagger

Muhammad Hassan's return confirmed 2k15.

I would happy if Byron Saxton gets killed by the hajeeds.

>>780930
swagger, kurt angle, hulk hogan, hacksaw jim duggan, sergeant slaughter?

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>>780937
Not Hacksaw & Slaughter, this would be a decent opportunity to call up Gable & Jordan

>wootists posting dirtsheets here as the truth

>>780966

Didn't know International Business Times was a fucking dirtsheet.

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>2 hours into Survivor Series
>Ambrose vs Reigns
>suddenly in the crowd
>ALLAH ACKBAR
>there's an explosion
>guns start firing
>both Ambrose and Reigns are gunned down
>Cole too
>more blood than a Ric Flair blade job
>When all of a sudden
>I AM A REAL AMERICAN
>FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
>I AM A REAL AMERICAN
>FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT
>FIGHT FOR YOUR LIVES
>Hulk Hogan starts charging down the rap
>Big boot to one terrorist
>Atomic leg drop
>One terrorist shoots Hogan in the arm
>He does the YOU point
>Starts flexing
>does his grand standing and hot dogging
>leg drop
>3 count
>waves American flag
>Hogan made WWE World Heavyweight Champion

Daniel Bryan is probably happy is is not in this PPV, Isis would probably rape him for looking so fine in their eyes.

>>780970
I'm so happy my filters didn't block this.

>Anonymous declared

Hello Anonymous here. I have confirmed reports that the wrestler "Cesaro" is the sleeper agent for ISIS. Please report this to ibtimes

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>>780970
This is a 10/10 post

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/1121/604051/wwe-statement-on-isis-threat-at-survivor-series/?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed

>ISIS want to react to Anonymous' threats
>they attack what they hold dearest
>fat neckbeard entertainment

>>780970
9.5/10

>>780989

High traffic area with lots of families and kids. Also, Atlanta isn't that highly regarded as far as security is concerned.

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>BMJ lives
>Rollins lives
>Lesnar lives
>Ramen dies
>Wyatts die

I'll miss Taker, Dean, and KO though. At least taker can come back from the dead

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This just in,
>WWE has reinstated the Shebd to run security on Sunday
be afraid tarrorasts

Just bring Baron "The One Man Shield" Corbin up on the main roster and it'll all be fine.

On a side note, Corbin is currently the character Roman should have continued to be after the Shield broke up, instead of becoming The Rock 2 or John Cena 2.

>>780970
Does vince have the balls to try this?

>>781001
Not-Roman looks kinda like a fat Kevin Nash.

https://youtu.be/2ZGC6b4eP8Q

They tried this stunt before

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>ISIS trying to attack the place where PYCEB works
They fucked up

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>>780970
>Cole too

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>>781005
He has the GRAPEFRUITS for it

>>780889
Why not release the damn e-mail

>>781007
Was it in WWE or TNA where Hassan's theme started with the sound of a plane crash?

>>781008
>PYCEB

Googled, got Rusev. Translated, got nothing. Not on his Wikipedia article

what the fuck does this word mean?

>>781012
TNA

>>781013
it's the cryllic alphabet m8, It literally just says 'Rusev' in Bulgarian cryllic

>>780989
Straight of the press from reddit

The only way for Ramen to truly look strong is to beat ISIS

Even isis doesn't want Roman Reigns to advance.

>>781021
oh good, probably won't be cancelled 218

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>>781024
>218
Is this some type of ISIS code Muhammad?

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don't mind me I'm just high-testing

>Fat smark neckbeards sending in fake reports cause Memesaro isn't winning

Why would Isis care about a mandrama event in Atlanta of all places?

>>781021
>>781024
Come on, after the Paris attack French and US intelligence said they had no knowledge of any planned attack

>>781028
No I'm really baked and I accidentally typed my captcha after my words as well as the box

>>781031
but maybe they do now. This news has only just broke

>>781030
With that logic, why attack a futbol stadium or Death Metal band

Because there are lots of people there

>>781030

I dunno man there were bombings in atlanta back during the olympics, somehow I doubt it had to do with the event so much as the gathering of people.

>>781032
I'm on to you.

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>>781037
top bants m8

>>781036

>Comparing olympics to a wwe event

Wew

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>>781042
Yeah olympics doesn't even have Scott Steiner

>>781042

>comparing a large gathering of people with a large gathering of people

wew lad

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>>781035

>eagles of death metal
>death metal band

u wot m8?

>>781045

>Isis would threaten a random mandrama event when there are tons of other games going on this weekend with more people in it
>The report is still unconfirmed
>ii-it's total real guise, I read it on the internets

>>781042
WWE has been advertising Wrestlemania as number 5 in a Top 10 sports events list released by Forbes or some other paper

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>>781048

Guess the thinking was a WWE even would be more susceptible to an attack. Also, it'd be shame to broadcast a lot of those dead kids via social media.

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>>780889

Hassan confirmed to make his WWE return at Survivor Series?

>>781058
Let me tell you about Hassan A.K.A Mark Copani the italian posing as an Arab. He is currently teaching at a high school

>>780928
>>780932
>>781058
What about Sabu? Or Iron Shiek?

>>780930
top kek

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>>781053
so 5 members of ISIS vs who?
Dudley Boyz, the usos and jack swagger?

Pic related
Possible member of team ISIS

>>781075

Shiekie baby, Hassan, and three of Hassan's terrorist pals vs Swagger, Hogan, Duggan, JBL and BRRRRRRRRRRRR APPLEDOUGH

>>781048
I can imagine them wanting to drill in the idea that nobody is safe. They seem really hot on terror, more so than most militant groups, and it gives you a slight sense of security when the only places targeted are capital cities and major events since they can be avoided. WWE, being a particularly niche event, would be a good place to leave that impression. It wouldn't surprise me if they started attacking small towns/cities and even civilian homes.

>>781076
considering how he is a common day hulk hogan, it would make sense. But I don't see him returning until MAYBE royal rumble

>And let's hope he doesn't win it

>>781078
pls replace JBL with kurt angle

>>781078
>Hogan turns heel and joins ISIS

>>781083

but he sucks tho

>>781095
>not Sgt Slaughter

>>780970
Not even American and I'd mark out

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>>780970

this would be the greatest comeback in history

>>781048
Why are you so retarded? No one in here said it is 100% confirmed, it's still a realistic target you moron.

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>>780929
Bruh

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So if ISIS debuts tonight, what meme chant does the wwe universe chant?
>holy shit
>this is awesome
>USA USA USA
>you still got it
Or just something new?

>>780970

I've never liked hogan but I'd mark hard.

>>781288
Holy shit how could I. I guess I had purposely tried to erase it from my mind lol

When did they rehire Vince Russo? Should I start watching WWE again?

>>781288
I never understood the WHAT chant.

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>>780970
Only love, Brother.

>>781295
You can thank SCSA for that

>>780999
>Wanting the wyatts to die
Not based Bray and Luke ;-;

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>>780889
>isis-plans-attack

>mfw Cena kicks out at 2, then AA's ISIS

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>>780970
>even ISIS doesn't want to see Reigns as the champion

>>781029
>high test
>>>/lgbt/

>>780970

>Hogan
>not BMJ

shit tier desu

>>781317

Cena isnt there. This is part of a storyline to bring in Cena as a heel as the leader of ISIS.

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Who /fightingterrorism/ here?

>>781415
R.I.P in peace

Nah. We will see a terrorist attack.

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/1121/604051/wwe-statement-on-isis-threat-at-survivor-series/