/wwe/ general #1651 - One More Run edition

>>779281
^:(

>>779290
>1621
I MEANT 1652

>>779290
but that's cheating, if we're going to become the longest running episodic general in the history of 4 Chan then we have to do it fairly and restart the thread.

Stop making illegal threads please.

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>last reply was over two hours ago
>this is on page one

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Wtf is wrong with this fucking board. If you don't want shit getting g bumped off raise the bump limit you fucking tards

Why the fuck would someone post in a fucking thread that's not on page 1

>>779314
wow

WOW

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>>779279

>all this page 1 talk

Are there really people that don't use the catalog?

>>779328
Imagine having taste this shit

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I miss being on /sp/ lads

>>779344
So you wanted him to be injured because...?

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>>779335
>Are there really people that don't use the catalog?
Yes.
And there are "people" who don't even use the legacy captcha.

>>779349
> blaming the talent for his booking

Oh, so you're a dumb-as-fuck mark, got it

>Eva is the next contender for the NXT women's championship
>She'll end up hurting (if not killing) Bayley then walk away with the title

Holy fuck WWE way to shit up a good women's division. Wonder how many dicks Eva had to suck to get this to happen...

>>779357
Please explain how it's Rollins's fault that he was booked like a schmuck

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I want toland face first into Paiges pubes

>>779361
>watching wwe outside of January to post WM Raw
Silly.

You should know by now they don't give a fuck any other time of year.

>>779368
Explain how it's Rollins's fault for being boring instead of quibbling over semantics, then

>>779366
lol considering how bad this year's Road to WrestleMania turned out their give-a-fuck period sounds like the worst time to watch

>>779279
Does anyone here have some example for Market failures, Externalities?

>>779371
And we go right back to you blaming Rollins for his booking

>>779365
jesus, when and where was this?

>>779362
Shit they must record NXT way early, I didn't know. I'm so glad to hear that though.

>>779382
The amount of people who can make WWE's 20-minute opening monologues work would be in the very low single digits

>>779375
But he still isn't good at talking. You can blame the booking for exposing his weaknesses but that doesn't excuse him for having them.

>>779377
FCW

You're welcome Anon

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrgXv4XKK6o

>>779386
> not blaming the talent for being set up to fail seems marky to you

I can't even

>tfw no brand split
>tfw no world heavyweight championship in play

>>779388
Can you imagine being this much of a dumb-as-fuck shithead?

>>779372
Good point. Pretty close to only watching when I hear other people mention a 5/5 match happened.

>>779392
> segments that never get anybody over
> "opportunity"

Why doesn't the WWE use instant replay? I think wrestlers should be allowed 1 challenge per match.

Posters of /wwe/: Do you use to catalog?

Yes or no?

>>779403
i honestly can't think of a single reason not to

>>779404
Some people don't apparently and that's why they're so fixated in keeping these threads on page 1.

>>779407
i'd imagine they don't even know it exists or even that there's a search bar

>>779406
> not knowing dumb-as-fuck

Young boy pls go hommu

>>779414
> almost 2016
> posting that

>>779407
>newfags don't lurk no more
What a surprise.

>>779398
They actually were doing that in 2013. There was a fucking monitor by the bell and the ref looked at it and DQ'd people. It was so fucking dumb that they stopped doing it

HarpGOAT on Talk is Jericho is pretty damn good

>>779279
You realise both of them still wrestling and have been having a great run in TNA right. The only reason you won't watch is because you are a pleb

>>779423
> implying that watching lolTNA isn't pleb

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>>779423
>tna
>great

>>779385
Based fucking Anon. May your lifts be light

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>>779423
>tna

>>779423
>watching post-2009 TNA
>ever

>>779365
Paige was a lot thicker back then.

>>779450
Sort of.

>>779423
TNA fucking sucks.

>>779450
Pre-2009 TNA was some of the best wrestling television of all time.

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>>779455

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>>779457

>>779457
>cross-ethically appealing

>>779457
The most important one here is his tag partner. He's dead in the water without Gable.

>>779457
best thing was how he taunted Breeze on Breaking Ground for wearing amateur wrestler boots and not being in amateur wrestling. The man has pride in what he does.

>>779460
After a while of teaming with Gable he could make a go of it in singles, since more of his mic skills/charisma/character work keep coming out

>>779346
so let's just go post on /sp/ again

>>779466
> Balor
> Joe
> Corbin
> Crews
> Gable
> Cass

"Only"?

>>779469
S T R E E T S I G N S

>>779467
Gable has more personality, more charm. There's a lot of guys with good looks like Jordan.
Personality matters more in the long run.

>>779472
Jordan isn't exactly chopped liver as a personality now, his bants game has improved tremendously

>>779466
>Legit the only Main Event potential in NXT right now.
apart from the multitude of others

>>779473
He's better, but he needs Gable to bring it out. On his own he would seem more vanilla.

Time may change that, but Gable is immediately charismatic and he has less than half the time Jordan does in wrestling.

>>779476
>If I say no a lot that will be enough!
No.

>>779476
> No.

compelling argument m8

>>779475
I'm on legacy and I get house numbers.

My captcha for this post is "104".

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>>779469
>not using legacy
Enjoy having to click the pictures five times over because it thinks its wrong.
Oh and I can type much faster than I can click.

You can sign any wrestler to NXT. Who do you sign?

>>779481
So you're just shitposting then, got it

>>779485
Let me rephrase. You can sign any wrestler to NXT with no previous WWE affiliation.

>>779486
> Chris He-

Fuck.

I'm trying to think of somebody who I'm OK with leaving for WWE.

Nakamura?

(Or maybe Mike Bennett so he doesn't shit up ROH anymore)

>>779481
You just admitted you're just going to flatly go "no" to anyone said to you.

>>779487
lol the onus is on you m8

Tell me why they're not potential main eventers, it wasn't hard for you with Joe now was it?

>>779476
Balor has everything a WWE face needs. Great look, great physique, multiple skills, a merch monster waiting to happen, and so on.

>>779491
Vaudevillians

>>779491
Define "actual shot".

>>779495
Apparently, he means "being JJ"

>>779476
Apollo Crews is a walking face of the company waiting to happen. He appeals to everyone.

>>779496
>Balor lacks charisma
>Balor
Get the fuck out

>>779496
> Balor doesn't have charisma

You don't know what charisma is

> Corbin isn't good enough

He's already better than the favourite to win the gold this weekend

>>779496
Yeah it's not like Bobby Lashley was being groomed for the top spot in the company or anything.

>>779502
And you just show you have absolutely no idea what charisma is.

>>779502
> he thinks charisma = mic skills

Dumb. As. Fuck.

>>779506
Uh oh, he said meme, I guess that showed you.

>>779501
Did you just have a stroke when typing the end of your sentence?

>>779502
You know who's a shit talker?

The Undertaker. Is he a black hole of charisma?

>>779506
By all means, tell us what you think charisma is

>>779502
>says this about Balor, who he's definitely never seen as a heel
>but thinks Jason Jordan is face of the company material

>>779514
Nice shitposting, shitposter.

>>779517
>he thinks the Undertaker is good on promos
My sides.

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>>779505
pretty good, fAm

>>779517
> literal meme shitposting

Grampa Deadman sounds like a Muppet on the mic.

And not one of the good ones.

>>779528
>reverserockbottom.gif

>>779532
> not loving Muppets

Absolute bottom-tier taste

>>779529
>>779532
>>779517
Tell me. What's Undertaker good at, in promos?

>>779539
Please have sex

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>>779536
> muh serious rasslin

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>I watch wrestling for the matches

Put it on ignore and move on, people.

>>779533
Yes I remember when the Rock Bottom featured the person being spun around vertically. Wait no I don't.

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>I watch wresting for the stories

>>779541
So can you actually post or is that just a little too hard for you?

>>779548
>implying /wwe/ hasn't always hated reigns

>>779553
Don't feed the troll.

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>I watch wrestling

>>779548
>they think Undertaker's character work in promos

What a meaningless assortment of buzzwords

>>779544
> I watch wrestling for literally anything else
> I watch porn for anything besides the fucking

>>779562
Don't feed the troll.

>>779565
>not watching porn for the story
toppest pleb

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>>779565

>I compare wrestling to porn

>>779564
SURVIVOR SERIES ELIMINATION!

NEWFAGS VS OLD

>>779567
He's going to post whether you respond to him or not. He's basically talking to himself trying to get attention. So stop replying.

Rest in pieces /wwe/

>>779577
I give up.

>>779571
Don't blame me, the analogy was Foley's

Balor has more charisma than Zayn tbqh

>>779580
Wow, how are you posting on here from all the way back in the 50s?

>>779585
Suck it, mark

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L63Hd8XvwoI

>>779594
> 15K doing his entrance in unison with him
> h-h-he's not ch-charismatic, p-p-promos

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kHB7Ead1iQ

Is this thread literally one person talking to themselves for the last 50 or so posts?

>Ratings down, shit product
>Board-exiled
>Shitposting is worse than ever
>Fedora tipper is still shitting up threads
>Even with trolls and shitposters the general has never been this slow

Hard times to be a mandrama fan.
At least the animal fedora pics help the thread reach the bump limit faster so no one can see on page one the shithole /wwe/ has become

>>779604
I also posted the clip from Providence, RI but that apparently "didn't count" either

Go back to /sp/ you reject

Ryback is charismatic and is a PG legend

>>779605

The Usos are charismatic as fuck what the hell are you talking about? They're the most over face tag team WWE has.

>>779611
They think charisma means promos

Or bigness

>>779614
> thinks Balor isn't charismatic
> says Zayn is

You can't even keep your gimmick straight

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>>779610
/BIGGUYCLUB/

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>>779610
JUST

State of this fucking thread. Fuck off to your tripshit circle jerk

>>779614

I agree with Balor being uncharismatic but this has to be bait. If you don't think the Usos have charisma and connect remarkably with the audience then you are just a dank meemster trying to get a new meme over.

UCE

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>>779627
NO!

>>779629

Thought as much. A meme reply. Here's a (You) and the last you'll get of me. Well meemed bro, you legit had me going for two posts there.

No other general brings the bants as hard as /wwe/

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>there are people in this thread that think a ginger muslim can be a top draw

Carlito return when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yig8NsBRVA

>Tfw Grado made it

Cole would call this thread "vintage /wwe/" desu

This is fucking pathetic

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>Chad Gable
>Ugly as fuck

>>779528
he needs more muscle and lose that weirdass belly he has

>>779548
fuck off faggot, true /wwe/ers always hated Reigns, it's BMJ that we started to like.

"I like Reigns even though he fails 2 of the 3 requirements for being a good wrestler"
insert fedora image here

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>>779279
They just couldn't listen to HHH when he told them to wrap it up...

>>779665
>he likes Ramen "boring, untalented, only got the push cause of his look and family, bbygurl" Rains

>>779279

>kevin owens makes the final
>rolls out of the ring an says "screw this, i dont care about the WWE title"

>>779668
what are those requirements?

>>779677
>in ring skills
>mic skills/charisma
>good look

>>779678

i love how they think the crowd popping every time they showed cesaro an reigns "coming up later tonight" on screen, that it was some how for reigns

also he came out first, like literal fucking acknologement by WWE who's over

>>779678
good wrestler =/= top guy.

good wrestler automatically implies in ring skills.

good look and mic skills are top guy requirements.

Reigns has nothing but cool gear.

kids think Ambrose is cooler than him because he is crazy and insane.
kids love all kinds of edgy shit.

>>779688
Reigns is too beta to be honest.

>>779687
Reigns is edgier than Ambrose, the closest thing he has to a gimmick is badass punch machine. Kid's like Dean because he's fun.

>>779685
>"he-he's improving guys t-trust me"

>>779674
No one else had a problem with it actually.
Everyone thought their match was great but Triple H was the only one who didn't want them.

>>779688
he has the edgiest gear.

like, cesaro got nicked by it in his reigns match and it opened up lesnar.

also, i cant get past the fact that your "super strong next wwewhc" wears full on bodyarmour to a wrestling match.

>>779691
reigns isnt edgy.
he doesnt have an element of danger to his character that ambrose has.

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The Triple H Alphabet

>A is for "Attitude Era", of which he was the sole pioneer
>B is for "Burials", which only happen to people who deserve them
>C is for "Chyna", who we don't talk about any more
>D is for "Draw", since he's the biggest ever
>E is for "Evolution", the greatest stable of all time
>F is for "Finisher", the mighty Pedigree
>G is for "Game", his glorious moniker
>H is for "Hunter Hearst Helmsley", his full name
>I is for "Intelligence", since he's the Cerebral Assassin
>J is for "John Cena", a man he's pinned clean
>K is for "Kliq", the greatest backstage group of all time
>L is for "Losing", which he rarely does
>M is for "Mark", his friend
>N is for "NXT", which was 100% his idea
>O is for "Over", you're damn right he is
>P is for "Paul", his real first name
>Q is for "Quad", he worked through the pain of tearing one
>R is for "Rollins", his talented son
>S is for "Stephanie", his amazing wife
>T is for "THIS BUSINESS", which he truly loves
>U is for "Ultimate Warrior", the worst person he ever worked with
>V is for "Vince", his dear old dad
>W is for "WWE", the company he will one day rule over
>X is for "X-Pac", his good buddy
>Y is for "Youth", which he'll never lose
>Z is for "Z-Paks", which only heal the strong

>>779279

>smackdown

https://twitter.com/ComGmad/status/667763537859641345

>>779702
>https://twitter.com/ComGmad/status/667763537859641345
>still believeing this shit

its dark matches before smackdown.

>>779701
>"I-I never said I liked Reigns tho"

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>>779703
Anon.

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>>779697
>he doesnt have an element of danger to his character that ambrose has.

Is this /wooo/ or /asp/ talking? My sides.

>>779706
wwe is doing fine senpai.

>>779708
its 10 year old kids talking.

the target audience for wwe.

>>779710
>record low ratings
>record low attendance
>company trying to blame the talent for a segment they wrote
>no mid-card
>no actual storylines right now other than Roman vs. Authority
>big four PPV in a few days that no one cares about

Yes anon, everything is fine.

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>>779314

Or, you know, just post in your dead threads. Even if it does get bumped, just start a new fucking thread. It's not like there is a greatly limited amount of internet all of /asp/ has to share, and it's ridiculous to ask people to scour the catalog to find the past-bump-limit /wwe/ thread that's still "active" on page goddamn 7 while at the same time giving a shit that a thread no one has posted in in three days might get bumped off page 10.

And remember to always post a picture with whatever you have to say, because we'll hit image limit faster. And feel free to go opine in long dead threads on page 9 so they jump to page one and push the auto-saging /wwe/ thread to the later pages where we can make our new thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKTupveDhsA

Where were you when Streak was kill?

You might find yourself here
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/46313240/#46314048

>>779371

He is a fine talking, chucklefuck, you could see it in the SHIELD. What he's not very good as is reciting two pages worth of Vince's bullshit in a manner that could make ANYONE care about the sort of trite, uninspired, written-on-a-napkin-an-hour-before-the-show shit that Vince cranks out.

NO ONE is capable of doing that in 2015. The only way to be a good promo is to convince WWE management to let you give the promos yourself, like Bray does, instead of reading directly from their shitty scripts.

>>779712
>nah
>nah
>vince is to blame
>everyone is mid-card
>theres 2 divas storylines, wyatts vs. bros of distros, breeze vs. ziggler, and the authority thing.
>everyones still gonna watch it.

>>779717
I've gotta ask since I've seen you post too many times

Why do you capitalize Shield?

>>779718
They're trying to blame Charlotte for the Reid line on RAW.
Also, Survivor Series is a big four.
They showed a WWE Network commercial on RAW and listed it the top four PPVs. It was one of them.

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>>779397

You stupid fuck, he played that hand better than anyone else in the company could have. NO ONE makes Vince's 20 minute long soliloquies interesting. Stone Cold could not have made those speeches worth listening to. Seth managed to deliver excellent matches whenever they actually let him wrestle, ALMOST making it worth the time spent listening to him drone on for the month in between PPVs.

The character of Seth Rollins being boring is 100% to blame on the dipshits writing the character, and those dipshits are 100% not Seth Rollins. Colby the Wrestler did the best anyone could do to make Seth Rollins interesting, and we've seen that he is very capable of doing that when the character he's playing is written better, as he was back in the SHIELD and immediately following the face-heel turn.

>>779703

>dudley boys
>nevel
>dark matches

>>779724
>Colby the Wrestler

Please go back to /woo/

>>779725
something to get people excited for the show.

>>779724
>Colby the Wrestler

>>779710

literally every smackdown taping has had verified sources talking about the black tarps an covered seats

every seat has a fucking black cover on it

thats not cause they're expecting ppl to file in any minute

thats literally Miami Heat 4 straight Finals yet each an every time during the entire playoffs still has to cover the seats with white sheets while giving everyone else white shirts to wear to try an make it blend in, tier shit

Perfect time for an Isis gimmick. Wwe needs some good credible.heels aka.not Latin no heat and fat fuck Kevin

>>779707
its 2 and Im at work m8, Im bored as shit

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>Colby the wrestler

>>779731
when RAW starts having that problem, then we have problems.

daily reminder this was the main roster earlier this year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lys0CCm0fc

>>779734
>Sami Zayn/Muhammad Hassan tag team

>>779739

RAW already has tapered off sections in the upper decks that the camera just never shows

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Raw is actually 10 times better without Cena in the picture.

I hope he leaves the fed and transitions into movies/television so maybe RAW can be about wrestling again

>inb4 "RAW and wrestling LOL"

so can we all agree that they will fuck up Rollin's return and keep him with the authority still?

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>>779715
>mfw I missed the thread for WM XXX
>mfw I missed it because I was at WM XXX
Really lucky to have been there, It was absolutely insane how silent it went and there was a collective "What the fuck" and I don't think anyone processed what the fuck had happened until the graphic came on.

>>779740
Based Miz

>tfw he will never get another run

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>>779715

>>779743
yeah but who even wants to sit that high.

>>779750
it was the same match every week

>>779750
>spring
>board
>stun
>ner

>he
>didnt
>get
>all
>of
>that

>>779740

so much fucking cringe when you pause that wide shot in hd an look at whos there

>ppl think the roster is worse now

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>>779744
>mfw always thought he got carried in his open challenge matches
>mfw saw the Reigns/Cesaro match and realized that Cena was actually good
Even if he does get carried in some matches, he is miles better than Reigns. Cena vs Cesaro was a million times better than Reigns vs Cesaro. I actually got respect for Cena now

>>779750
He looked good but clearly he was never going to lose on Raw so the idea never sunk in. Kinda just a long drawn out match with nothing of value towards it.

>>779760

meant to specify, WHERE they're standing as well

in relation to being nearest to the center, much less being in that tight close up

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>>779722

It's and acronym of SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA isn't it?

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Uhh, now eventually they do plan on having a Survivor Series match at their Survivor Series, right?

>>779726

My favorite is probably Rusev at this point. My favorite SHIELD member is probably Dean (who is also being horribly mis-booked because Vince is a senile, syphilitic baboon), but it's sheer retardation to blame Seth for problems that are 100% to blame on the shitlords booking, writing, and running the show.

>>779762
I wish he had lost it on a random raw 2bh

both of his us title reigns this year really ended stupidly
>jon stewart interference
>gotta go on vacation so just kick me alberto

>>779767
Wyatts vs Taker and 2 other individuals

>>779761
this year was definitely the year of Cena. Great matches desu senpai. Only thing that made me mad was how they booked Rusev after he lost to Cena. Like Rusev should have won that first match clean

>>779767
New day and barrett and Sheamus vs usos, Dudleyz, and ryback senpai

>>779718

>a gimmick PPV is 2 days away
>literally none of the matches use the gimmick
>1 match is going to be decided on the night of

>they spent so much time trying to make some xpac heat buzz and didnt even sign the fucking contract

>had to do a shitty 1 minute wwe.com video afterwards as charlotte keeps looking off camera for her cue

>smiling

>supposed to be just moments after pagie pipebombed her

>THIS IS WRESTLING
>CLAP CLAP CLAPCALPCAL

>>779769
lel did vince kill your dog or something

it's just a tv show

>>779770
WWE is weird. They don't want Cena looking weak yet they want other guys pushed so if they beat Cena they have to tout that the beat him but then subsequently lose to him later on in a rematch

WWE is just a weird organization.

>>779773
thats so fucking shit baka desu senpai. Honestly last year was much better cause of the build up to it. Quick, book your 5v5 SS matches
>The Ryback, Usos, Neville, Cesaro vs New Day, Barrett and Sheamus
Not much better but those are better stars that actually have nothing to do now

Ok /WWE/, my friend made this card and asked me who would win each match.

The one rule was picture each wrestler as though they were at their peak and in their prime.

Tell me /WWE/...who would win??

>Jeff Hardy & Matt Hardy -VS- Booker T and Stevie Ray
>Goldberg vs Tyler Breeze
>Stone Cold Steve Austin vs John Cena
>Macho Man Randy Savage vs Seth Rollins
>Lita vs Sasha Banks
>Arn Anderson vs Kevin Owens
>Rey Mysterio Jr. -vs- Neville
>Rob Van Dam vs Dean Ambrose
>Disco Inferno vs Fandango
>Kevin Nash & Scott Hall vs Triple H and Batista

>>779750

And those were the worst RAWs of the year. As soon as Cena took a break, RAW got significantly better. The first RAW of November was probably the best RAW since Post-Mania RAW. Probably because they actually tried for a week or two when they realized they could no longer shove a decent Cena segment onto TV and pretend that was good enough (and probably partly because Stephanie McMahon Ruins Kayfabe Over Breast Cancer Month FINALLY ended).

WWE's stupid over dependence on Cena not really being Cena's fault, but regardless the product is better off without him until 2016.

Have sex live in the ring PLEASE VINCE

>WWF Monday Night Raw
>WCW Monday Nitro
>Night Raw = Nitro

Am I late or have I broken the code?

>>779780
>Hardy's
>Goldberg
>Austin
>Macho Man
>Banks
>Owens
>(Mysterio pre knee Yes post knee No)
>Van Damn
>Disco Inferno
>It's HHH so He's going over brother

There now go away

>>779780
>Hardys
>lel desu senpai
>SCSA
>Savage
>Lita
>Owens
>Mysterio
>Ambrose
>Inferno
>HHH and Batista

>YOU LIKE THAT, MA-LISSAH?
>HUH?
>IS THAT TOO LAZY FOR YOU?

>yfw sunday

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>>779786

>mfw

But seriously, I'm pretty sure they called in Nitro simply because it kind of had a "night" sound in it and "nitro" was a totally cool radical 90s word man.

>>779791
It's only gotten more views cause of how much they are changing it. Not to mention Undertaker is back for a bit and people want to know who the new champion will be (as if we didnt know). Once SS is done, it will go back down until the Rumble.

>>779786
>>779792

It's because it aired on TNT. Sorry to ruin your fun.

>>779793

It only went up last week. Every week other than the last has been a record low.

Divas are a draw, brothers.

>2013
>team total divas vs team true divas
>big show vs orton is the main event unironically

>2014
>survivor series match has actual stakes
>stang appears

>2015
>survivor series match is slapped on at the last minute
>we literally have no idea who's competing in the titular match of a ppv

safe to say that svs 2016 will be good?

>>779804
when it focuses the 5v5 as the main event, its actually pretty good. Also wasnt 2013 when the Shield and Real Americans faced the Rhodes, Mysterio and the Usos? That was actually a pretty good match

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>You want to become a wrestler
>You train your body to the most physical shape you can attain
>You join shitty wrestling schools who just want your money just to get the basics down
>You go through rigorous training cause for the first few months your body has to get use to the bumps
>Old timers either give you good advice or a hard time (usually both)
>You finally learn the ropes and start developing your own style
>You're great on the indy scene and are getting attention
>You're making friends, "Paying your dues" and just getting into the life of a professional wrestler.
>Fast Forward years later.
>You get a call it's WWE they are interested in you and are giving you a shot.
>You come to FCW (before NXT)
>You work on your in ring performance to WWE standards
>You work on a gimmick and you're looking great
>Fast Forward Months or even a year
>Vince calls you up to headquarters
>You're nervous this is it. All the years of training and all the hours of hardwork for this moment. For this God in the wrestling business to tell you what you want to hear
>Vince looks at you and says:
>"I want you to be a pirate"

>yfw

>>779804
>team total divas vs team true divas
pls tell me you're making that up

>>779804
>no idea
only jurassic marks are blind enough not to see who the main event is.

>>779810
>after his pirate gimmick folded, burchill was so desperate for tv time he was ready to do an incest angle with his real life sister.

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>>779791

>You can't really blame Cena for this.

I don't. I blame the idiot company that put all of their chips on one horse with no back up or future plans should that horse get injured or old.

These idiots didn't even bother to have a worthwhile midcard for years at this point because CENAWINSLOL, which is on Vince.

I read this article

http://www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/2012/02/13/five-leadership-mistakes-of-the-galactic-empire/

once because a Star Wars discussion came up and I'm a nerd. Reading it, I realized WWE might actually be a worse run organization than the galactic empire that got its ass shot off by a bunch of repurposed farmers using salvaged ships. They've built their organization entirely around particular people in recent years (Vince, Steph, Bucky Beaver, Cena, and attempted to do the same with Reigns), they have consistently neglected to develop talent once they've come up from NXT (Neville, Emma, Ascension, Becky Lynch, Sasha, Lucha Dragons), the wrestlers appear to be completely outside the decision making process anymore (gone are the days when wrestlers had significant input into their character), they focused all their efforts into Keeping Cena Strong without considering alternatives, are now trying to do the same thing with Reigns, are generally TERRIBLY inflexible unless a crippling injury to a key wrestler or legitimate threat of a full blown riot forces them to be, and they NEVER learn from their mistakes. Because in order to learn from mistakes, you have to realize you made a fucking mistake. In order to do that, you have to be able to admit you done fucked up, and malignant narcissists like Vince and Stephanie will NEVER do that.

#3 is about the only thing they aren't guilty of, and their tolerance for failure even then heavily depends on whether or not a wrestler has been deemed The Chosen One.

tl;dr This company and the way its run in fundamentally flawed. It'll be Sears in 20 years, if that, if they don't fix it.

>>779814
great reading comprehension

I said the titular match not the main event

>>779680
>also he came out first, like literal fucking acknologement by WWE who's over

he came out first to cut a promo you retard

>>779816

tl;dr

>>>/woo/

>>779817
not native english speaker here senpai, i read titular, i think titles.

>>779804
Sure was worth drawing Reign's win out over three matches so we can have no US or IC title defense at a PPV.

>>779829
Haven't seen this pasta in awhile.

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>>779820

I even gave you a tl;dr summary, you illiterate shitmonger.

>>779829

The Game is my alarm song to wake up. Keeps me pumped and focused through the mornings as I ready myself for another day of work.

Dory Funk match on new botchamania

That feels unfair

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>Order the new New Day shirt from WWE shop
>Order an XL
>comes in today
>it's a small

If you can fit into a small, it's yours. Just send me your address and i'll get it shipped out today or monday next week.
[spoiler]
[email protected][/spoiler]

>>779846
>not ordering a 4XL
Do you even meme?

>>779846
In all honesty, would be better to post this on Reddit.

What's the kayfabe explaination for Husky Harris?

>>779856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dh3S1mgvQ0

That he figured it all out.

>>779856
Nexus isn't canon.

>>779492
He's short tho

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>>779856

>>779862
Based as fuck.

Cesaro
>gets praised by Steve Austin and Ric Flair
>gets over with the WWE universe
>still no push
Literally why? Is it his age?

>>779834

>shitmonger

>/woo/

>>779866
Don't want another Daniel Bryan incident even though he doesn't seem injury prone

>>779866
>Literally why?

0 charisma. It's not rocket science.

>>779873
Reigns proved that charisma isn't a problem.

>>779876

>4 ropes
>Blind Reigns hate

>>779879
>I will deglare
>This isn't boring, this is real life
>implying it's blind

Daily reminder that Cesaro is a career midcard guy and will never be elevated to the main event, and he's perfectly ok with that, and you should be too.

>>779884
>and you should be too.
I will be if the people placed over him are more deserving. But that won't be the case knowing WWE.

>>779882
>>779882
>>779882

>4 ropes

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When will he be back bros?

Mick Foley said he has stopped watching NXT because of the crowds on twitter.

>>779894
https://twitter.com/RealMickFoley/status/667742742865444864

https://twitter.com/RealMickFoley/status/667810606896934912

>>779894
Can't blame him

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>Full Sail fans

>>779894

Can't blame him. That crowd is beyond toxic.

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>>779900
Sit on your hands, Faggots

>>779896
NXT Full Sail crowd is the best in the business today.. The chants are awesome and why should they stop? Sad sad tweet!

>>779900
Checked

Also memesail sitting on r/sc

>fucking state of reddit

http://strawpoll.me/6056406

>>779908
But Vince agrees

>>779904
>What's wrong with spicing it up with a different type of guy every now and then?

Because it's never worked that way and it never will just cause you say it will. Not every schmuck who could wrestle in the 80's can be a Hulk Hogan.

>>779911
False dichotomy

People hate memesail because they try to out themselves over as ECW 3.0. ECW 1.0 is the ideal cried because they are invested in the matches and are still having fun because of the wrestling.

>>779911

There are lively crowds that can be good, and memesail isn't one of them.

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>>779911
I like jap crowds. They're quiet and don't chant but pop when the wrestlers hit the climax of a sequence

>>779919
>people still pretending Kidd/Cesaro was a good tag team

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If Big Gold was still around who do you think would've gotten runs with it by now?

>>779929

Kiddsaro is the reason New Day became what they are today

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>>779931
Cesaro definitely.
Sheamus,Orton,ROMAN,Del Rio,Maybe Rusev

>>779929
they were literally smarkbait: the tag team

>Replies: 402
>Images: 62
>Page: 2
fug desu

>>779937
>Rusev

Holy shit Big Gold would look fucking GOAT on him

>>779937
Rusev would be on the cover of wwe2k17 with big gold desu

>>779942
Wouldn't someone who thought they were a good tag team be the fedora tipper?
They did nothing memorable.

>>779946
Please list memorable segments, promos or matches they had.
And don't put when they lost the tag titles. That doesn't count.

>>779747

Is that zayn?

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>>779949
No, That's El Generico.
They kind of look alike though.
Sadly, Nigga don't wrestle anymore or something

>>779952
What a dick A-Train was for that.
He should have been fired that night.

>>779948
Not him but putting new day over as cheating heels definitely counts. That was a great match.

I liked the idea of a brass ring club because it was only a few months after the podcast and they were both languishing until that triple threat with Ziggler (also memorable )

Can't remember if they won or retained at mania. Yeah it was pretty immemorable now that I think about it but at least it had some backstory beyond "we both don't like this guy, let's beat him up." They were a fun team and I love that Cesaro still wears an armband for him. Adds to his character.

>>779953
The Big Guy covered for Albert and told Vince he tweaked something during the match and Alberts job. Absolute PG legend

>>779972
Sounds like what Nash did at Summerslam when Vince wanted to fire Mabel.

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>tfw got a date with a hot chick tonight who haven't slept with yet and i got a good feeling tonight is the night

Will i have had sex last night come tomorrow? Stay tuned.

>>779992
Just don't mention you watch wrestling and you should be alright familia.

>>779992
>Will i have had sex last night come tomorrow?

With your autism I doubt it.

>>779998

>he doubts my skills
I slay hoes bruh.

>>779999
Quads don't lie senpai. Go crush some pussy.

>>779952
>this guy is training the future of the wwe

DEAD
ON
ARRIVAL

http://taima.tv/r/wooo

watch some wrasslin

>>780017
One of my favorite Miz lines is whenever he talks about how he made the figure 4 famous. Miz is great.

>>780018
Go fuck Finn in the ass faggot

>>779869

>greentexting /woo/ as a reply to posts because fleshed out thoughts make you scared like a little girl

>>>/b/

>>780018

He was also stronk and fuark.

They should have him more on the S&C side of things and let Ass Man handle more of the in-ring shit.

HAHAHHAAH SURVIVOR SERIES IS LITERALLY IN 2 DAYS AND THE GO HOME RAW FOR IT ENDED IN A DIVAS CONTRACT SIGNING AND NOTHING ABOUT A SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH OR THE WWE WHC

O I QM LAFFIN SENPAI

>>780055

Back to woo wootist

>>780086
>>780055
>>779869
>>779820

Guys guys guys. C'mon. How do you think Zack Ryder feels about you using his catchphrase as an insult?

>>780094

>It sucks that we're in such a state with the company that I'm wondering if he would've gotten a push if he never took the personal initiative and got over on his own merits.

No shit, that is kind of the entire point of >>779816 this. The WWE is micromanaged from the top by an egomaniac and anyone who "fails" by getting over when they aren't supposed to is force choked.

And while I don't think he'd have ever been The Guy, he'd certainly be a consistent upper midcarder if they had any fucking sense.

New general when

>>780154
Tomorrow

>>780113
I don't like how WWE is only focused on one person as the main face of the company, but damn Cody is the only one on the roster who deserved that.

>>780154

>50 posts early

>>779856
>>779862
Wyatt is truly goat

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First 6 replies pick the wrestlers
First reply decides the title

>>780202
Surfer Sting

>>780202

Vader

brb, making the next thread now

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>>780207
Only CAWs I get or make are abominations. Pick someone else please
>>780213
Also pick someone else please. Don't seem to have Vader yet

>>780216

Tyler Breeze

>>780205
>>780208
>>780211
>>780214
>>780217
>>780219

Time to place bets

>>780220
>>>/sp/

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Welp looks like Breeze is gone

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And Adnan. Man Ryback has 2 eliminations so far

>>780225
why is ryback look like he is in 70s?? wtf??

>>780232
>>780232
>>780232
>>780232

>>780235

276 / 56 / 57 / 1

>now its deleted

>janitor deletes a 270+ post active thread instead of this one
Why are the janitors so incompetent?

>>780830
>>780831
>276 posts
>57 IPs
>active thread

>>780832
>you should just drop a shitpost in a thread then leave
That's not how discussion works

>>780832

oh is that 3rd number the IPs?

i never noticed that

i knew the 2nd was images and the 4th is page

>>780833
>just delete our old thread so we can keep making new ones all day long and bump everything off the board
that's not how 4chan works

>>780844
The thread is already bumped off. Deleting the new one just makes people make random threads that are allowed and bump off more. Leaving the general alone causes way fewer threads to be bumped off

>>780846

remember when we had just 1 thread on /sp/ and everyone posted in it and then when the image cap which was 500 got reached we then made a new thread and everyone migrated without issue and by the time that next thread was about to be near 500 the 3rd one got pruned so at no point was there more than 2 /wwe/ threads out of 50

this new /asp/ shit is so much better tho, clearly a great decision all around

>>780846
no, it encourages you to keep making new threads and keep buming old ones off the board

unless you're saying you're doing this on purpose and would stop if the mods were more lenient?

>>780853
>one thread gets bumped off every 300 posts
or
>thread gets deleted and autistic kids make 5 threads complaining about the janitors or trying to make the general again

Which one of these bumps more threads off the board?

>>780855
>thread gets deleted and autistic kids make 5 threads complaining about the janitors or trying to make the general again
where are these 5 threads right now? are the autists asleep? is it still 7:25am?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th1sg9V0HSM

is /wwe/ dead? the threads are so slow and even when they approach bump limit no one seems to want to continue making new

>>780988
i'm saving my posts for the next thread since not being on page 1 is hella f*cking gay

>80 images
too fucking much

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Completely forgot Survivor Series was on

How's it looking lads? Should I bother watching or just get some sleep?

Newwwww
>>781084