/wwe/ general #1646 - GOAT Ziggler edition

>the current state of the divas

When is paige going to stop being around?

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>those anons suprised that the gamer threads were going fast
>remember we are in /asp/
Damn, was /asp/ really dead before we came

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>>774373
Nigger i didnt just help you spam images my whole break and after for a muhfucking ziggler thread

Damn

You lads better start posting more images with your posts 2bqhwu

>>774379
Yeah pretty much. They absolutely HATE the fact there is activity now.

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describe our new /asp/ home in one word lads.

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>>774377
with her botching, dwindling reactions, terrible promos, her fanbase turning on her, I say a year it all depends on what other heels they can mustard up, so we have to see when nikki comes back.

>>774385
doesnt change the fact that i would inhale a fart from her ass. I dont care how much of a slag she is, I want to see if her asshole is bleached or not.

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>>774383
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Has Swedekek shown up at all since we've been on /asp/?

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>>774385
> mustard up

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>>774391
I saw him upset that no one would tell it was him here then he spammed paige threads on saturday on spee
Based seb, hope he carries on

>>774385
> botching
> dwindling reactions
> her fanbase turning on her

So how's the weather in Bizarro World?

Lucha Dragons or at least Kalisto needs a new theme, it's so stale and bad

>>774396
you would know since you're the prime resident

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>>774396
She's terrible m8. Savior of the divas division my ass

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>>774414

whoaman waynes seff wollins deen ambwose da sheeld

>>774414
i want to smell her ass so bad. What do you think it smells like after a match? i could only imagine it smells heavenly.

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Reminder that there's people that think Charlie is anything more than a 2/10

>>774412
18+ sonny.

>>774414
And yet, she's still easily a Top 3 minimum. You anti-Paige marks are so adorable.

>>774419
jesus christ, she has like NO fucking curves AT ALL.

Her entire body to the top of her head to her feet could pass as a mildly successful MTF tranny transfusion

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>>774419
Why did she get the belt before Sasha REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>774422
Sasha is the long game dude.

Her & Paige are going to be the top stars of the women's div until sometime in the 2040s

>>774422
No shit.

Only two Divas who are enjoyable to watch
>Based BO$$
>Asuka


I dread what Vince will do with asuka though once she gets called up.

>>774422
sasha is vastly overrated and almost broke her neck because of it.

>>774427
name a diva better in the ring than she is besides asuka right now. She's almost fucked herself up and has done terrible botches.. but every other bitch on the main roster is like three times worse.

>>774421
Why do you think she wears the shortest most tight shorts of all the divas? to pretend she has an ass.

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>>774430
>tfw Bayley will never wear shorts like that when she gets called up to the main roster

could you imagine the boners

Was Cole wearing lifts tonight? How the fuck was he taller than Charlotte who was wearing heels?

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>>774382
>"Why do these /wwe/ guys want to fight for higher post & image limits, and flags?"
To quote CM Phil, they're dumb as fuck

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>>774425
Pair her with Hideo Itami and redo the whole Suzuki gimmick from mid-2000s WWE

>>774437
no

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>>774435
AYY LMAO

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>>774439
But it was asked what Vince would do m8

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>>774373
10 more years

>>774428
You could very easily argue that Paige, Becky & Nattie are all at least on-par with Banks

>>774447
All of those besides paige i can somewhat agree with i guess. Nattie is probably slightly bettwr now that i think about it

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>Charlotte will be the guest on ESPN’s SportsCenter for Jonathan Coachman’s “This Week in WWE” segment. The segment airs during the 9 PM ET hour on ESPN.

>>774448
> besides Paige

I really do not get why she inspires such anal devastation amongst some folks

Were she around for the Takeover 4 Horsemen era she'd be just as praised as Bo$$

Hell, even their matches on NXT back when Sasha was a milquetoast babyface were bangers

>>774456
did you see the owens tweet in response to her? he nonchalantly btfo her and then stuck to his twitter gimmick and blocked the hoe.

>yfw a fat french wrestler most likely makes more than Buffy

I would still pork the fuck out of her though. Childhood boners senpai

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>>774460
Good times last night

>>774460
>Buffy

wrong 90's show kiddo.. but yeah, Owens tweets are always funny. Nigga stays true to his gimmick with his snarky ass tweets

https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/666516457778503680

>>774466
That was the joke you nigger. Did you not see the tweet he made after blocking her

>>774467
kek. based fat ass

>figure I won't watch Raw because nothing ever happens
>wake up to find out Paige is now the fucking biggest heel of the past 5 years

what the fuck. i'm guessing it was scripted.

>>774489
lol she isn't getting heat for this, the company is because it's fucking pathetic

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>tfw based Ziggles was given a push in Survivor Series 14 and they did nothing to build on it

Give the man another WHC run!

>>774419
Jesus christ she is a literal plank of wood

When do the ratings come out foe ast night? I want to see if Divas was able to pull a 2

Waifufagging aside I really wish they would stop making it seem like the Divas are on par with the males because they really aren't.

>ending the show with a Diva's Contract Signing Segment

It was so fucking hard to watch that I honestly wish I was listening to a Reigns promo instead. Hearing Paige's voice is like nails on a chalkboard and them having to resort to shock value is weak. Trish and Lita alone carried the Diva's division, and if it were them then I'd probably more willing to go along with it but these Diva's are shit.

>>774513
What happened during the contract signing? I stopped watching after Reigns/Cesaro

>Paige going nuclear and invoking Reid

That's how you build a heel senpai

>>774520
Paige called Charlotte's dead brother a faggot.

>>774520

Charlotte invoked MUH DEAD BROTHER for sympathy, and Paige turned it on her by saying that her little brother didn't have very much fight in him.

>>774520
>stupid girly bullshit drama
>Charlotte goes on about "muh baby brother died"
>Paige insults him
>Fight breaks out
>Half assed attempt to throw a chair and table
>refs come to break up the fight

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CAT

FIGHT

>>774525
It was awkward as hell when the crowd didn't know how to react

Was Raw worth a download?

>>774535
There's really nothing on it that was must-see outside of MAYBE Ziggler/Ambrose

>>774535

Owens/Neville and Cesaro/Reigns were both good.

>>774540
Owens/Neville has been done before elsewhere and a lot better, too

>>774530
lana got blown out tho

the tmz stuff was true and the guy that used to work in fcw/nxt creative called lana out on the bullying shit. i think lana really was just trying to get a storyline

>>774489
Dude, nobody gave a fuck about that trash.

I don't know how TV works but is it possible for WWE to know if we change the channel away from the Diva segments? Because I think we should start doing that so they get the message

>>774550
Only if you're a Nielsen household.

But that won't send WWE any kind of message that's good.

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>WWE Superstars spoilers

>Titus O’Neil defeated Bo Dallas

Just let Bo go to TNA already

>OH MY GOD, IT'S BO ROTUNDA, AND HE'S HERE FOR THE TNA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

>>774552
Not saying I'm for Bo or Titus but its amazing how even in the situation WWE is in, they still refuse to utilize their entire roster. Why the fuck would they push someone like Kalisto but not Zach Ryder?

>>774550
you need a nielsen box, its antiquated shit

despite the old quarter hour narratives, paige and nikki do well in minute-by-minute ratings that the wwe gets and divas stave off drops in third hour segments better than most

>>774555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIo2Bi4773c
>they kept a botch in here, probably because they had to

Kalisto is going back to the tag division, bruh

they just gave him a shock win for the sake of shock factor

>>774530

Damn I really hate Lana now senpai, I hope Rusev comes back and goes with Summer or alone

>>774555
Zack committed the cardinal sin of getting himself over

At least he gets time to shine in NXT

Why WOULDN'T you push Kalisto?

>>774557
They were also clearly testing the waters of a Kalisto/Alberto program

>>774560
>midget
>light weight
>botches

If only Rusev were here. He would definitely have a spot in the tournament

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>>774425
> asgooka
> enjoyable to watch
She is literally the worst actor i have ever seen in my life and is also ugly as fuck to boot

>>774447
Shit b8

>>774419
>it has an adonis belt
are we sure its a she

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>>774460
> nonchalently btfo her
Lol no he didnt, he made some /asp/ tier not-even-bants quip that made me cringe

Maybe you should go over to 2gay4u stevelol's thread where you would fit in better

>>774452
Paige is just sloppy in ring now.

https://youtu.be/xCeo2NWfhOo

>Sethfags are this beta

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The DUDley boys

>match with the ascension
>dropped because everyone likes New Day more than them after the initial nostalgia pop
Where do they go next?

what happened to Layla? She got babies or something?

>>774573
Impact Zone

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>foreign wrestler
>he hates America

>>774452

I agree with this. She had great matches with Emma and Nattie, and it's not like any of the beloved NXT four have had a great match on the main roster yet. It's a shame she didn't get to be a part of how good the NXT women's division became.

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>>774579
> everyone
> hates lbgt luchabore

>>774564
> not pushing Kalisto because he isn't big enough for you to whack off to

Go to bed Vince

>>774575
She retired this year

Not sure what she's up to now

>>774567
I like how the 2nd part of your post completely describes the 1st half

>>774580
Becky vs. Paige last week was pretty gud

Sasha & Paige had some good matches on SmackDown! too but almost nobody saw them

>>774584
I wouldn't mind pushing Neville but Kalisto is like 5'6 man. Shorter than Rey Mysterio.

>>774589

Yeah I enjoyed it, even with them cheapening the shit out of the Rampaige. I liked Charlotte vs Nikki too, but that was (insanely) mostly down to Nikki.

They shouldve had Del Rio/Regins last night and saved Reigns/Cesaro for the semifinals at the PPV. I'm sure Cesaro/Kalisto would've been a better match than Del Rio/Kalisto too.

>>774591
lol Rey is like 4 inches shorter than Kalisto

>>774594

Yeah, I thought that too. That Cesaro/Reigns match was great and much better than Del Rio/Reigns will be. Del Rio won't be able to carry Reigns as well.

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Just downloaded Raw. Was it any good, so I know to brace myself?

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>I'm marrying my 5'10 GF this week
I'm 6'4, I'm going to create the perfect "big-guy" for you all. Wish me luck brothers.

>>774591
>Kalisto is like 5'6 man

Bullshit, he's 5'4 at best. Had him in a community college class about 5 years back and I'm about 5'4 and he was the same height as me, if not shorter.

>>774600
Whats his gimmick going to be?

>>774599
>downloading

Nigga just use streams. Anyway its good wrestling wise but shit storywise

>>774603

I only do it so I can watch it on my PS4 instead. Gotta get comfy.

>>774603
> streaming RAW live
> not downloading it to watch at your leisure and fast-forward while on your couch

Amateur

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>>774588
But she is an extremely bad actor and shoot looks like a baboon
How is it b8?

>>774603
>use streams

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>>774589
> had some good matches on Smackdown! too

>>774610
this is the worst meme

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>>774601
> im about 5'4
Eww. I seriously hope you never passed your inferior manlet genes on anonlet

>>774604
>PSQuadruple

fuck you terrorist :^)

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>>774611
> this is the worst! meme

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Who /shootexcited/ here

>>774612
At least I'm taller than Kalisto and Rey Mysterio though.

So guys I saw the Reigns/Cesaro match and then i ha to go do some shit so i missed the last 30 minutes of Raw. Anything interesting happen?

>>774620
no

>>774620
Divas tried to bring back the Ruthless Edgression era and no one cared because loldivas

It's becoming obvious they're getting the idea to book Kalisto as the next ReyRey.

>Lucha look and style
>bilingual which appeals to a wide variety of fans, especially the Hispanic demo'
>Dragon-esque attire which can appeal to the Puro' outlaws in some ways

Last nights promo was one set of contact lenses away from being 100% Rey.

>>774625
> booking a Luchador like the most successful Mexican they've ever had

It only took them what, 8 months?

why is Lana starting shit with everyone? She looked like a hypocrite on the rousey thing, she comes at Paige, deletes her bullshit, and then plays the victim while people at NXT and summer rae come to Paige's defense.

She seems so desperate

>>774625
No shit sherlock, how long have you pondered this intrinsic revelation

>>774627
Chicano replacing a Chicano. Perfect switch a roo.

>>774582

I'm so underrated, man.

>>774625
>attire is a draw

kek

>>774557
What was the botch?

>>774629
Since last night when I was taking a nasty shit.

>>774633
I didn't watch the video, but I remember Del Rio ripping Kalisto's mask off on the top turnbuckle.

>>774632
> masks don't sell

Bischoff? What are you even doing here?

>>774628
source on that Paige nxt thing?

>>774625

too cheap to pay Carlito, obvs.

Triple H has to be a jew. If the nose wasn't a dead fucking giveaway, shooting NXT at full sail so that unpaid interns could work for free is another huge indicator.

>>774555
>Zach Ryder
That ship has sailed too long ago

>>774628
>summer rae is against the girl that ruined their angle and forced her to work with le 5 years developmental man

hmm

>>774377
Not for a long time. She's only 23, and HHH loves her. Paige unless she gets injured, isn't going anywhere for at least 8 years or so.

>>774618
My 13 year old brother is taller than you. He would probably kick your arse too

>>774643
Summer & Paige have been BFFs for years

>>774628
>>774643
Summer rae is a shoot sweetheart too, she seems the most genuine girl in the whole company.
Sauce was swerved

>>774641
Carlito is a boring lazy cunt and isnt even mexican you dumb kuck

>>774645
I doubt that. I grew up in the hood and had to fight off packs of feral niggers on a regular basis.

Unless your brother is actually trained in some fighting technique then I doubt he would have a chance against me.

FYI, size doesn't always predict who will win a fight or else I would've been dead 10 times over by now.

>>774642
He still gets pops even in the marky towns

Could be a solid midcarder if WWE wasn't petty

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when is she coming back lads ;_;

>>774640
look for ninnaylor on Twitter, he was dustys assistant and worked creative in fcw/NXT for years

>>774641
> Carlito

Would've been an even more colossal waste of money than Alberto is

Should've just hired Texano

>Just heard Divas contract signing unironically closed RAW

Holy shit lads the absolute state of this product. I caught a little bit of RAW and saw they were recapping the Divas division story throughout the night too. Sounds like true suffering honestly

Bloody hell

>>774414
She can be terrible, does not mean her reactions are dwindling or her fan base is turning on her

So what did Lana tweet to Paige? I haven't been keeping up.

>>774666
She called her a bully

/WWE/ GENERAL'S BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!

>>774661
At least Steen/Pac and Claudio/Joe Anoa'i were good

>>774661
>Rousey gets BTFO, JBL even mentions it
>still trying to push muh stronk independent women angle

Absolute state of Vince McMahon.

>>774668
no it isn't

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>>774669

>>774655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r8fKdwyuKA

>>774671
Its probably Steph desu
Was it as terrible as it sounds? I'm so glad I didn't sit through that shit

We need another scandal like Seth's leaking dick pics.

>>774659
>ninnaylor
what? link me to it please, I'm not sure what I'm looking for

>>774671
Rousey lost to another woman though so I'm not quite sure what it is you're trying to prove here?

>>774676
Steph never gave a fuck about the women's division until the NXT Horsewomen got big

>>774680
Don't think too hard about it.

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>>774660

>paying money to le no reactions man
>le no reactions man is us champ
>le pander to smarks man is ic champ
>le rocks cousin is gonna be world champ
>le charlie man is divas champ
>YOU JUST KNOW Vince doesn't want half these c.ucks
>triple haitch

JUST

>that Paige and Lana exchange on Twitter

Lana is still clearly trying to get fired.

Ugh I can't believe our little brothers from /sp/ are this misogynist

>>774676
Charlotte brought up her dead brother, Reid, to try to get sympy but ended up being very out of place and awkward. Paige ended the promo with some shit about how Charlie's "brother didn't have much fight in him" before the obligatory match signing brawl took place.

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>>774669

>>774683
I'm not denying it, their success is probably why she's trying to latch on and do something with the main roster Divas but it's so terrible and forced

>>774692
Overall worse or better than that Bella RAW with Jerry Springer

>>774674
>>774693
I'll never refer to WWMeme wrestlers by their slave names

>>774686
This post is absolutely fucking terrible. Cut that shit out.

>>774696
Reigns didn't even wrestle on the indies

At least have your shitposting make a kind of sense

Why would Charlie crack, cry, and show emotion to an enemy like that? You're not supposed to show vulnerability to an opp before a fight? Also why does Charlie cry every time she gets a mic?

>>774694
It honestly feels worse than the Bellas dumb shit from last year or even the Eddie stuff from years ago. It's not like this hasn't happened before in wrestling, but something about this particular mention was just really weird.

>>774699
Which is why I referred to him by his NFL/CFB name. Not hard to figure that one out.

>>774679
https://twitter.com/NINaylor

>>774701
Because she's her father's daugher

Flair cried all the time

>>774701
Cole probably yelled at her after that segment.
Did you see the way he was glaring at her?

>>774702
Honestly can't believe a Divas contract signing ended RAW. This is beyond forcing it now, it's ridiculous.
Hope ratings tanked hard

>decide to tune in to RAW on a whim
>wrestler(s) comes out
>no reaction from crowd, whatsoever

Nice product.

>>774710
>South Carolina
>not WCW

What did you expect?

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>>774696

Kek

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>>774652
>>774652
So you were poor as well as a manlet, im sorry bro.
My little brother is trained in Deja-Fu aswell as having a 23er conker up his sleeves at all times. i doubt very much you will stand a chance when he decides he wants to wedgie you

>>774709

The third hour drop off will be huge

>>774697

What are you doing on here Kevin? Are you trying to pander to us too?

>>774709
Even if it weren't the go-home "main event" segment, the Reid thing was pretty lame.

Who will Vince yell at first about the ratings that aren't the wrestlers themselves?

>even Charlotte's mom hated the segment

>>774715
>yfw they increase
>we're in bizarro world now

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>>774701
Because she is a Flair and Flairs are inherently weak pieces of shit

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>>774704

>calling wwe performers by their outlaw names

>>774720
They probably got a slight bump at the start of the 3rd hour due to Cesaro/Reigns

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holy kek

>>774727

LEL Lana btfo

>>774724
>NFL
>outlaw

>>774727

Lana BTFO

Based Paige

>>774727
Please don't tell me you faggots are eating this up

Lana literally finishes it with
>Hope you get beat up at Summerslam!
Heck, they'll even bring it up on RAW next week. Wouldn't be surprised if they thought ayy Lana gets cheered lets use her for heel heat

>>774727
yeah shes been making of fool of herself on social media for days

i think the guy saying shes trying to get fired might be right

>>774732
Lana realized she got BTFO and went back into kayfabe-mode thinking it would salvage everything.

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>>774730

>CFB
>CFL
>not outlaw

WWE and NFL is what non-fedoras watch la

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>>774732
Why would she work herself into a shoot if it were a work brother?

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>>774738
>open book of honesty
>delete the tweet

get it together

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>>774738

>y-y-youre a great wrestler

What a beta bitch

>>774738
It's obviously a work she's plugging the product

>>774738
>Sable 2.0 trying to act tough

lana must have so much heat backstage for leaking the engagement thing to tmz

this promo makes so much more sense now that you can tell what summer rae was REALLY talking about..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRWZjiKQ0Yg

>>774738

Lana literally in tears

>>774738
>#allyouwantisfame

She kinda right. Without WWE, nobody would give a shit about her modelling and would probably be doing porn or some shit.

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>>774732
Lana can stir shit up
remember when she talked about muh wage gap?

>>774751

This tbqhwy

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>>774675

>>774747
I don't get why WWE got so mad over this though.
It happened one month prior and they even fucking mentioned it in the promo.

>>774747
It was obvious while that promo was happening

Vince is FURIOUS that his hands-on angle jobbed out to reality

>>774752
no actually
Only remember AJ saying something on Twitter about it

>>774755

Vince doesn't want her with Rusev

>>774733
That would've been really stupid for her to do since the management will bury Rusev even more.

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>>774675
>Mickie James joking with James Storm on twitter saying this only killed her career

>>774763
He's off injured and before that he got jobbed out to Ryback in a matter of minutes and was the third-string player to fucking Sheamus and Barrett

How much worse could it get?

>>774766
Feuding with The Bunny on Superstars.

>>774766
He could have a dance-off with Hornswoggle and El Torito on main event/superstar.

>>774755
it wasnt a month prior, tmz posted the article and then wwe killed the angle the next day or two cause of it

>>774767
The Bunny hasn't been on TV in a year and hasn't been in the company since January

Plus it's Superstars. Who even cares?

Just got my free Survivor Series tickets due to some work connections. Looks like right next to the camera area.

>>774772
The Bunny came back a few weeks ago tho

>>774770
> Rusev potentially doing the Cossack dance

mite b cool

>>774773
I've been thinking, not trying to kil your hype senpai since you should have fun anyway but does the Survivor Series card seem a bit shit to everyone else too?

Taker/Kane just fighting TWO of the Wyatts? Is there even going to be a traditional 5 on 5?

>>774778
they usually throw together a midcard/divas survivor series match at the last minute

>>774781
> tfw no Nattie/Paige/Charlotte/Becky/Sasha vs. Nikki/Brie/Foxy/two other jobber hoes 5-on-1 blowout

>one month later
>The Dudleyz not even booked on a PPV

Oh that's rich.

>>774774
>>774772
>>774767
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2sllz_wwe-bar-room-brawl_sport

Bunny has been on the WWE for a while though. He deserves a better spot on the roster

>>774790
Why, that Bunny looks awfully familiar...

(I'm too lazy to post a Sandow image.)

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Weekly Reminder:

List of English-Texan WWE Wrestlers:

1. Stone Cold Steve Austin
2. The Undertaker (Mark William Calaway)
3. The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels (Michael Shawn Hickenbottom)
4. John Bradshaw Layfield (John Charles Layfield)
5. Jake "The Snake" Roberts (Aurelian Smith, Jr.)
6. Stan Hansen (John Stanley Hansen II)
7. Von Erich Family (born Adkisson)
8. Dusty Rhodes (Virgil Riley Runnels, Jr.)
9. Goldust (Dustin Patrick Runnels)
10. Blackjack Mulligan (Robert Jack Windham)
11. Paul London (Paul Michael London)
12. The Angel of Death (David Sheldon)
13. Barry Windham (Barry Clinton Windham)
14. Dick Murdoch (Hoyt Richard "Dick" Murdoch)
15. Barry Orton (Randal Barry Orton)

Other nations/states are you even trying?

>>774778
Free show for me. Never seen Taker live (I know he's old but I want it anyway). Still hoping for a turn from Roman or Dean, just to be in the live crowd. My hype is going nowhere but I admit it would be harder to care if I wasn't going or even had to pay to go.

>>774802
Who would you say is in second place? Canada?

>>774805
Countries: Canadians

States: Minnesota

>>774788
yeah, I thought for sure their feud would last up until TLC in Dec. where the Dudleys would finally get a final shot at the tag titles in a tables match.

I guess that's not the case any longer with the Usos back now.

>>774806
Notable people from Minnesota?

Although no one will see this. Tyler Breeze is our new /asp/ champ. If the guy that does the shoops could do a new belt that;d be great.

>>774808
Ask Minnesotafag he has his list. I don't work other /wwe/ gimmicks.

When do the ratings generally get released?

no Survivor Series elimination tag team matches this year?

>>774814
99% not likely. Who knows, maybe at the last minute Finn Balor and [insert name] will show up

>>774814
>25 year anniversary of taker debuting in a survivor series match
>yo wanna do a survivor series mat h with taker
>nah

>>774807
It's really weird right now because they never even set up a match between New Day & Usos at SvS. They could still do it but the Usos never got a win on New Day or built up hype to it.

Hopefully they kept the Dudleys on back burner for this PPV and then bring them back for a triple threat tag team TLC. Also hopefully they turn The Dudleys into tweeners so they get some character back.

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>People are actually paying to go to Survivor Series
>People are actually paying to watch Survivor Series

>>774820
This may actually be the first PPV I don't watch at all. Cold setup, bad booking, predictable outcome.

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>>774738

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AANjJguhdXY

New smarkbusters. :^)

>>774827
New no one gives a shit. :^)

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>not keeping your neckbeard during no-shave November

>>774723
>improperly named .gif
>proper name: Frank see Noelle gangbanged by NewDay

New, Day-Keked. NEW! DAY-KEKED!

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>>774835
>Noelle is groped in front of Frank and he still does nothing

>>774808
Off the top of my head
Curt hennig and the hennig family
Rick Rude
Jesse Ventura
X Pac
The Gagnes
Nick bockwinkel
Smash from demolition aka Barry Darsow
Bob backland
Ole and the other anderson (not Arn)
Jumping Jim Brunzell

>>774837

Man, what a fucking kekold

>>774809
Lol fuck off you autistic cunt, this isnt wew

>>774843

>leaving out the road warriors
Shame.

>watch RAW on watchwrestling
>undertaker promo
>this fat guy constantly going "BOOOOOOOOOOO" whenever he stopped saying something
onn the same tier as SUPER DRAGON

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>>774848
I did think of them but then something in my head told me they were from chicago?
Maybe they were billed from there

>>774824
It's so predictable, that I actually predict a swerve, ironically make said swerve equally predictable.

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>>774837
what's with that guy in the center?

>>774854

yeah they were billed from Chicago but they grew up in Minnesota.

>>774850
Yeah what an annoying attention whoring shit

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Is this what's best for business, /wwe/?

>>774861
Yeah sounds about right
Also didnt brock go to school in minnesota

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>>774866

>>774867
Brock went to University of Minnesota - I think he's from South Dakota

It was awesome on Raw when everyone was chanting Undertaker! And then in between you can hear one fat guy in the crowd chant And Kane!

>>774859
based MGK, the rap version of an A+ Player

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>>774873
>based
>MGK

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>>774873
Based Fatass desu

Isn't james storm in nxt or something?

>>774876
do you have the one with Batista pointing to the sign?

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>>774879
He appeared, but hasn't signed a contract yet

>>774879
yup.

and he is pretty goddamn cool.

>>774879
He had a match or two, but I think he might be aiming for a trainer position.

>>774866
Nope, getting rid of the Diva's division altogether is.

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>post yfw Based Alberto beats Roman clean just like he beat BMJ clean

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>>774879
Stuck in TNA till their touny is over

>>774886
no one cares about alberto

>>774886
Am i the only one who likes ADR? hes great in the ring and his mic work isn't bad either.

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>>774886

>>774866
out of the alternatives, now? probably yeah while they build up the new girls

>>774891
I like alberto and he's being held back by this shit gimmick

At least he looks like a threat all the time

>>774888
TNA confirmed for being salty as fuck

>>774891
He's good. The 'E just can't highlight his strengths effectively. His current angle barely has a story for him to react to.

>>774894

He needs Zeb to talk for him. His mic work is trash

>>774879
no. he basically had a tryout match and now hes trying as hard as he can to suck up to the company on twitter with the hopes that theyll sign him to a contract

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>Whether his best run was in WWE or TNA: “It’s a hard question, but I had a better career in TNA than I did in WWE. In WWE I wrestled Shawn Michaels, Chris Beniot, Eddie Guerrero, The Rock, Triple H, Edge there were so many great wrestlers. In TNA I’ve had a lot of fun and I had experience and maturity in TNA that’s why I was able to enjoy it more.”

>>774894
He did the exact same shit in the indies when he could do anything he wanted. He's just shit.

>>774891
His run so far has been terrible, right from the jump.

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>>774900
>didn't name people he wrestled in TNA

>>774894
>I like alberto and he's being held back by this shit gimmick

Did I just fucking time travel to 2013/14?

>>774905
I liked his destiny gimmick back then desu

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>>774886

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>there are people ITT right now who think he won't be the first man to hold the WWEWHC and IC title

>>774913
seriously, the nevile/owens match was amazing. I wouldnt mind him.

>they still refuse to give roman a midcard belt before giving him the wwe belt

wtf

Cesaro should have won

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>>774917
um.....

https://twitter.com/KiddWWE/status/666362958335729664

>we listen to our fans

>>774917
But then how would he be able to look really really strong?

>>774919
>tag belt

>>774920
no they just dont listen to reddit

>>774918
hopefully he gets a serious push towards a belt, hr deserves it.

>survivor series tournament predictions

>Reigns vs ADR
Reigns is in really good form and had a fantastic match against Cesaro (who I thought would win beforehand) but he's up against ADR who's been champ before and has the experience. It'll be close but ADR is in almost as good form as Roman and has the experience, he'll make it through to the final. I could see Del Rio using the cross armbreaker and winning with it.
>WINNER: DEL RIO BY SUBMISSION

>Kevin Owens vs Dean Ambrose
Both these guys are in good form and have fought before - it'll be close. Ambrose needs to keep the match as a striking contest as I believe KO is a better technical wrestler - I think Ambrose can win if he does that and he always has a plan.
>WINNER: AMBROSE BY PINFALL

>Ambrose vs Del Rio
Again, Ambrose needs to keep this as a striking match to have any chance. Del Rio is fantastic in terms of submissions and technical wrestling but he can match Ambrose in the striking department. I just can't see Ambrose having enough to beat the veteran, especially with Zeb Colter scouting him although I can't see "the Lunatic" tapping.
WINNER: DEL RIO BY PINFALL.

What do you guys think?

>>774927
>alberto no heato wins the wwe belt within 1 month of coming back

too realistic desu, it will happen

>>774879
His character is still appearing on TNA so WWE is holding off putting him on NXT until his time is finished because they don't want to give TNA free press.

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this guy is literally the only draw in the wwe

look at his match, the crowd was actually involved and excited and loud

look at all the other matches, fucking silence and barely any reactions

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>>774934

Reminder that professional "wrestling" is for man-children. You're all under-developed borderline autists at best

>>774934
ambrose and ziggler got massive reactions, and so did neville and Owens.

they have talent that is over and good, but muh samoan mastodont.

>>774934
>people actually think this

aight, i had a quick talk with my cousin.

he is like 13, and thinks the lucha dragons are the best, and new day suck because they cheat and win because of the 3rd man advantage.

he also pointed out that wrestling is fake.

>they made cesaro look super strong and about to win but made him lose

for what purpose

>>774944
Your cousin is a mark, so what?

>>774944
>sharing a hobby with a 13 year old
>thinking that this is somehow okay because you appreciate it more
>thinking that any of this makes it acceptable to watch two bodybuilders pretend to pretend to fight each other

>>774946
>oh wow Cesaro is Strong
>Ramen won, then Roman is Stronger

man, cesaro vs. owens for the title would have been atomic.

>>774947
a new type of mark.
one that knows its fake, but doesnt get it.

>>774948
oh he aint a fan.
he just saw me watching raw.

cesaro and del rio should have changed positions on the tournament.

cesaro vs. roman would have been a better PPV match.

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Do people know how deleted tweets show on other media sites? There's one tweet highlighted on here that I don't see on Paige's twitter
http://411mania.com/wrestling/paige-and-lana-go-back-and-forth-on-twitter-angle-or-legit/

>>774950
>a new type of mark.
>one that knows its fake, but doesnt get it.

That's literally how so many of my friends were during the AE. It's not new, he's just beginning the stage of being between a mark and a smark. He's going down the same path as a lot of us.

>>774955
i dont think he is a fan though.
i think he just saw some lucha dragons matches and was like "tight, flips and shit".

>>774956
Oh then I suggest you either teach him the ways or let him be.

>>774958
i dont care enought.

just thought its funny how lucha dragons are doing jack shit despite having mad potential.

>>774959
They're trying to push Kalisto as a new Rey like we've been covering since last night. No one cares for Sin Cara. As a team they're nothing more than filler.

>>774946
>tfw they will probably do nothing with making Cesaro look strong, not even a midcard title feud

>>774960
sin cara is fun to watch thought.

every match he has, he almost kills himself at some point.

gives a feeling of danger for his matches that wrestling has lacked.

Watching Raw

>when my little brother passed away

Didn't he kill himself?

>Camolisto

he needs to drop the lucha dragons theme.

we need a new "whos that jumping off the boat"
"K-A-Listo, his knees will be blown."

http://www.wwe.com/inside/melissa-joan-hart-kevin-owens-twitter-fight-28226622
>This gets a WWE.com article too
Joey Styles please

>>774965
Overdose

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>IS THIS YOUR SURVIVOR SERIES CARD /WWE/?
>IS THIS YOUR SURVIVOR SERIES CARD?
*removes 5v5, mid-card championship matches and inserts divas main event*
>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT /WWE/?
>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

>>774968
>Overdose

Same thing. I don't view that as a tragedy.

Anyway, why the fuck did they make this the last segment on Raw?

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What did he mean by this?

>>774973
The picture is the guy who cried about wrestling be real to him I think.

oh shit, listo got unmasked.

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Oh was that all?

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>>774973
Here's Cesaro's tweet, seems to fit what >>774975
said.

>>774973
>>774975
That was another one of your autistic brethren. It takes a particular, immature character to enjoy grown men in spandex pretending to hit each other as part of a soap opera.
Reminder: you are all pathetic and none of you will ever be men.

>>774979
They're bad actors, barely putting on the pretense of acting. You are a manchild.

>>774982
Why are you so hung up on it tho?
It's not like your opinion matters here.

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>>774982
>none of you will ever be men
I wasn't even a boy fampai

paige titjob when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmOsP7CAF9Y
Emma & the rest of the shitposters cooking some stuff

Cesaro will win the royal rumble by picking up big show and Braun strowman at.the same time over the top rope and them win the belt from ran at wm 32 at the niggers wrest Lanka ever

wait, was there a divas match?

>>774992
No, they only had the closing segment.

>thats why, my late brother...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hlO_1JGTww

>>774995
cool last hour of raw.
totally disposeable.

>>774987
When Nikki refers her to her surgeon and Paige has that $6k.

>>774997
divas revolution everybody!

>>774996
David is still alive. It's Reid that died