comfy impact thread

>>3092179
NEW GFW Xplosion Airing now *Requires GDrive Script*

>GFW Impact airing in 45mins https://sy.nchtu.be/r/CozyTube (Remove the period after Y only)

>>3092208
Thank you

>>3092208

9mins to go boys, where we at!?

I'm just here for the shitposts and Taryn's tits
You guys don't actually enjoy this shit do you?

>>3092182
im so glad she decided to ditch jesus

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who /eli/ here?

>>3092289
Based.

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Eli Drake will beat bobby roo's record of consecutive days as champion

>>3092283
I enjoy the matches more than any of WWEs' current shows, so yes,

https://youtu.be/ozHwU9xM3AI. https://youtu.be/SHqBPw5HYDU

BASED ELI

E-LI-DRAKE

>>3092304
I hope. 256 days.

>>3092278
Unironically, its sometimes a little more fun to watch than RAM. Not great matches, but ok storylines and banters.

>>3092297
Our Guy.

Best promo of the year

BASED ELI

>This shit theme
Just suck up your pride and go back to WWE JoMo

Allie

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpkCTjVaDOU

I could listen to Eli Drake and Low Ki cut promos all day long

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>>3092332

>>3092333
>Low Ki
I gots bad news for ya bruh

>>3092332
speaking of mother's milk

>I had more names than you had championships
lel

" More names than you have championships "
Based JoMo

YEAH

Who the fuck is this Eddie nerd

>>3092341
Kek.

>>3092347
wew lad

YEAH

Based Corny.

>>3092351
no, thats waw, lad

AJ is not coming back just because you mentioned Jesus Corny

As noted, tonight's GFW Impact will feature a championship celebration for new GFW World Heavyweight Champion Eli Drake. Above is a preview for the show and the tag team main event.

- GFW and Pop TV have signed a new deal that will see the network carry Impact in 2018, according to the Wrestling Observer Newsletter. No word yet on how long the deal is for. It was noted that the deal is not "financially effective." Alberto El Patron is scheduled to return to Impact at the November TV tapings, according to the Wrestling Observer Newsletter. The original idea was that Patron would return as a heel, going against the company as he is mad about his recent suspension.

>>3092357
https://youtu.be/Ie6F3EX219w

Be nice to Allie you christian whore!

>>3092179
No Grado this week?

>>3092358
>El PATRON returns, immediately joins LAX and wages war against the racist gringo crackers
Would mark for desu

I'm too drunk for this so I'm hitting the bed lads

>>3092370
Same.

>low ki

>>3092385
Biggest Mark.

What the fuck is oVe supposed to be?

I want Fallah to crush these edgelords

I really hope Fallah Bahh crushes one of these manlets ribcages in

>>3092390
Homosexual juggaloes

YEAH

>>3092390
ICP ?

Wish Reno scum were on here more, its great to see them locally but its nice to see them get TV love.

>>3092399
Dummy

>>3092404
did they even have more than one match in tna/gfw?

M O O S E
O
O
S
E

GFW YOUNG BOY CALEB

oh snap

roasted

>>3092409
They had at least 2, maybe even three.

damn yo, petey williams looking old

https://youtu.be/tHb08bf5w00

NORTH CAROLINA CMON N RAISE UP

>>3092428
Agreed

What is Eric Young doing these days?

>>3092442
in some sort of anti fa homeless street kid stable in nxt

>>3092442
NXT Tag Team champion.

RICHARD FUCKING JUSTICE

Based richard justice a cruiserweight

My boy Dick Justice gonna get that W one of these days now

Taya Taya.

no allie bullying allowed

>Claiming to be 215 lbs

>>3092473
Allie is not for sexual.

/ourguy/

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>>3092473
This.

Dick Justice is /ourguy/

fat boys match

Kongo Kong got them real 70s titties

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https://twitter.com/AllieImpact/status/903354180429074432

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>>3092480

Based Max Moon the cartel boss

Dick Justice vs Dewey Barnes

who wins?

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>>3092504

i just noticed LAX actually used clips of El Chapo in their video package

>>3092509
the fans and/or diabeetus

>>3092513
And of Chávez and Castro, too.

>>3092513
El Chapo drew dimes.

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>>3092509

>>3092516
And Che.

>>3092516
Based as fuck. Why can't I get a neo nazi heel with clips of Hitler in his video? Instant heat.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4rlz8z

I like how ppl are talkin abt the lax video thing and not the shitty james storm match kek

https://youtu.be/T3cfRZWDJAQ

Fuck James Storm is so dated

>>3092522
That would be pretty sweet. But muh six gorillion and muh German market wouldn't allow it.

>LOW KI MIGHT BE THE BEST PURE STRIKER IN ALL OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING

Jesus christ Josh, you really are a giant faggot

>>3092531
Today's James Storm is the definition of JUST.

>>3092545
That nigga just did the slowest sling blade I have ever seen.

Cool slingshot/stomp spot. Daaamn

Finally a impact app.

>>3092545
He should start a team with Richard Justice just called BEER

104 posts, 16 Anons. JustForce Wrestling.

>>3092557
lol

>>3092561
Still having more fun watching this than anything WWE put on in months.

anyone see magnus granny?

I get worried whenever I don't see her

>>3092499
>>3092571
imma ding-dong diddly shoot on myself

>>3092579
ALLIE IS NOT FOR SEXUAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Braxton Stutter possesive anti-cuck

>>3092581
this

Based Garza going to show Allie his dick

Based Garza Jr getting his mack on

GARZA'D

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He better be nice to allie

EVERYBODY YELL AT EACH OTHER REALLY LOUD

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>>3092581
She is cute

>>3092594
lol that has been my wallpaper for months

Just in time for comfy impact. did I miss anything?

>not using DJ Z for the wedding

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Based Zack and Grado.

FINALLY, THEY REVEALED SHE'S FUCKING CANADIAN

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Victoria Canada, silly.
Kek.

> we need someone to blowthe bagpipes
> maybe at the bachelor party but not at the wedding
Thank you Joseph Park

HAHAHA She's Canadian. Swerve!!

Pretty clever GFW

>>3092601
The Krist juggalo brothers squashed Fallah and Croatian Jim Duggan. Petey Williams had a pretty good match Caleb Connor or however you spell it. Based Richard Justice had his usual comedy match with Kongo Kong. A very out of shape James Storm beat Low Ki.

>>3092601
Eli Drake

>>3092615
kek fucking based

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Bowflex.

PRAISE WODAN

>>3092621
>>3092601

Corny booked Edwards and JonnyImpact vs. Eli and Chris Adonis, whoever scores the pinfall gets first dibs at Eli's title.
Grado finds out Laurel is canadian... so there goes his US citizenship plan. Kek.

Taya Taya.

>>3092628
WHAT'S THE ANGRY BADGER DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?

>>3092629
THE KNOCKOUTS WILL LEARN TO FEAR THE NORSEWOMAN

https://youtu.be/bHV4BDGvFlk https://youtu.be/HochZI2xOyE

>LASHLEY UR GONNA BE A TOKEN....
TOP FKN KEK

Walking Armageddon is a fantastic nickname

>>3092621
Correction Lo Ki beat fat fuck James Storm

>>3092642
its shit like that and Konan calling Corny a fucking cracker to his face why I love GFW

>>3092646
Right you are, sorry im quite drunk

>>3092636
https://youtu.be/1_IUZt0kJzQ

noah champ eddie edwards

Johnny Impact Mundo

>>3092179
This MMA storyline is gay.

>>3092663
it is at least better than whatever the fuck they tried to do with Titso Ortiz and Rampage Jackson

Based Eli

https://youtu.be/kzMMehA4Lm8

>niggers in medieval ages
REEEEEE

https://youtu.be/17P4PdMzXao Yeah

>>3092674
Mae Young giving birth to a sentient hand was better than whatever they tried to do with Tito.

nice main event senpai

>>3092707
What about Gunner visiting Sam Shaw in the mental hospital

>>3092717
I miss that creepy bastard

>>3092605
Does she do underwear pics?

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Owls.

>>3092725
Based Menacing Owl

>Lethal Weapon 3
based

>>3092725
BAVI

main event is 30 minutes long....far from the days where they saved 11 minutes for the main event with 4 minutes of that being ring enterences

>>3092674
A group of whos with Lashley is not interesting. I'm thinking it's going to lead to nothing just like Tito and Rampage.

Double neckbreaker looks cringe tier dangerous. No más.

>>3092743
American Topkek

nice match

YEAH

BASED ELI

Good main event. Great final 5 minutes. Johnny Mundo is soooo good.

Didn't Triplemania already happen?

Triplemania was last saturday..

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Based

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Those tits

>>3092814
Based Chads.

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>>3092821
Truly Based.

>>3092825
Hope this title run lasts for 12 months. THIS is what Champion looks like, Dummies.

After Impact. https://youtu.be/JJBSIFUXyBM

>>3092834
yeah

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Nice chelsea.

>>3092868
No chance in HELL is Sydal winning against Based Chad Eli.

Dummies.

>>3093003
/ourguy/

>>3093017
Based Dick Justice.

>>3093141
>>3093079
Is he back with his little petey pump gimmick?

>>3093146
Normal Petey with little puppa pump theme. https://youtu.be/1pmU67BiqG8

https://youtu.be/Itbf-j8P2Ys

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>>3092725
illuminati

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6vRRgj-2R4

Sin Payaso no hay fiesta!

>>3092940
why is he so good?
why is impact so comfy these days?

>>According to PWinsider.com, Jeremy Borash spoke about GFW’s Global Wrestling Network on last night’s Impact. It will be launching later this month on iOS, Android and GlobalWrestlingNetwork.com. It will offer free episodes of Impact as back catalog offerings, but a price and what other content will be available at launch have not been confirmed at this time. https://411mania.com/wrestling/details-gfws-global-wrestling-network/

>>– Johnny Impact & Joey Mercury have announced that they will be reuniting on the September 22nd All Pro Wrestling against Reno Scum. This looks to mean that Reno Scum should be returning to GFW soon; Adam Thornstowe suffered a torn biceps back in April…. https://411mania.com/wrestling/mnm-reuniting-september/

>>3092519
>ssj 2
literally the janetty of the super saiyan, even toriyama confirmed

>>3092656
what the fuck

>>3092926
not this match anyway
sydal is a nice underdog to keep losing until he wins it in a feel good moment

>>3094237
https://youtu.be/_v9oU5x8PiY

>>3094248
lel

>>3094257
>Good Old Mexico and Copyright laws.

>>3094474
Allie is NOT to be sexualized

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DUMMIES BTFO

YEAH

>>– GFW has yet to make an official announcement on the subject, but they have signed a deal for Impact Wrestling to stay on Pop TV in 2018. The current deal was set to expire by the end of this year. Dave Meltzer of The Wrestling Observer reported the news, which was confirmed by the Fight Network. The Fight Network is owned by Anthem, just as GFW is.

– There has been discussion in GFW of doing some mid-west live events this fall. Chicago was mentioned, according to PWInsider, but nothing has been confirmed. https://411mania.com/wrestling/impact-wrestling-pop-tv-2018/

https://youtu.be/ckR5H3mcg2A Promo

>>3095191
slut

>>3095198
ALLIE IS NOT TO BE SEXUALIZED!

https://youtu.be/P5wC_TdHfoE https://youtu.be/QbQnnxftV-8 based

>>3092717
That actually wasn't that bad a storyline for the time. Shaw sucks pretty bad tho, it was hard to take his Dexter with autism gimmick seriously when he was so bad in the ring.

>>3096646
YEAH

>>3096651
Dummy.

Allie's birthday today

>>3092347
More like "Low Reee"

>>3092347
he really is does look like a monkey LOL , and is the game, was a hitman what?

>>3099129
Happy Birthday Allie.

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Allie needs another title reign.

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Allie Allie.

2 days cool.

>>3099763
Wow this is kinda sad. She is alone in that car, eating all alone, wishing herself happy birthday...
Some may say she is selfish or something but I can see pain and suffering behind that smile.

>>3101417
Braxton was with her

https://youtu.be/S1n0DkMLP_A Based

based impact

>>3106430
https://youtu.be/lL5tHW-rY8E

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>mfw some hired GFW shill keeps bumping this thread.

>>3106935
Drones seeing things.