comfy impact thread

>>3058287
mommy

>>3058287
Who cares about sideboob. Her nudes have leaked.
Also, what is Impact?

>>3058338
STOP! I'M BEGGING YOU! ALLIE IS NOT FOR SEXUAL

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>>3058348
This

>>3058287
Why does she look like a fish?

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Taryn is back is back cool.

https://youtu.be/bHV4BDGvFlk

>>3058366
Did Jesus dumped her? Looks like she is sluttier than ever before

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>>3058376
Yes she does. Upcoming tapings

>>3058344
holy fucking yummers

>>3058385
my body is ready.

>>3058376
That whore was never christian

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>>3058405
Same.

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https://youtu.be/UwbKMm82-yQ https://youtu.be/WwgBqfbdpeQ https://youtu.be/vnA42IBlrf0

>>3058366
Best tits in the game.

How the AAA talents are doing?

>watching TNA

Hhahahaaahhhahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahha
*breathes in*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhhahahah

>>3058487
TNA went out of business in March.

>>3058487
you can say the same for all of wrestling these days

>>3058448
True.

Johnny Mundo/Impact got rave reviews for his work at last week’s TV tapings.

– GFW will likely shoot angles at Saturday’s TripleMania event. Johnny Mundo/Impact, Bobby Lashley, Moose, Jeff Jarrett and Rosemary are all working the event. https://411mania.com/wrestling/gfw-news-johnny-mundo-receives-rave-reviews-gfw-company-shoot-footage-triplemania/

A bit early but that's okay>>3058487

Are Pagano and Hijo del Fantasma on this episode?

Maybe I watch

>>3059103
doubt it, unless theyre in the gauntlet

>tna
>draw
lel

>>3058366
So is her gimmick just someone with big tits dancing around in lingerie?
Don't get me wrong, 10/10 gimmick, but is that all?

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https://youtu.be/QMa71a-2diA https://youtu.be/9dIcp8u0SJY https://youtu.be/cIW2_scxvw4

>>3058287
They have some damn good talent right now and if they're serious about the partnership with the other promotions and are willing to let them hold titles and stuff then they're on the right track.

>>3059353
if they didn't fuck up the njpw agreement and ruin the pope's run and scare off spike with their bullshit they would be in a very good place

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>>3059362
Glad Dixie is gone. God damn Stupid Bitch Rehired Russo. Also from 2006.

>>3059362

Right?

TNA would still be TNA, and would have been very successful, if it wasn't for Russo, Bischoff, Hogan, and the rest of the WCW cancer fucking up EVERYTHING they ever had going for them.

>AJ Styles
>Samoa Joe
>Kurt Angle
>Gail Kim
>Awesome Kong
>The entire X Division

That's just some of what Russo ruined before Hulk and Bischoff came in to fuck everything else up

>>3059362
njpw wasn't that great at the time
Pope got injured. That alone killed his momentum but his stupid feud with Devon didn't help either
I suppose so.

Still, their shit was unwatchable in 2015 or especially 2016. They've really come a long way since.

>>3059386
>njpw wasn't that great at the time

not talking about the time presently they'd be in the spot ROH is now but better

In 2017 they could be bringing in Okada instead of bringing in Marafuji

>>3058287
>ugly face
>gross implants

>>3059382
>>AJ Styles
Glad he found success in the E. I miss hearing higher higher. https://youtu.be/Ie6F3EX219w https://youtu.be/27HrE9vHGMM

>>3059412
Marufuji is still an incredible wrestler today. And no they wouldn't because the current NOAH ace is Nakajima but he hasn't appeared at gfw so still no Okada. They'd be getting Evil and maybe, MAYBE Tanahashi or more likely Goto.

>>3059455
ROH gets Okada a few times a year

>>3059386

Pope was killed the minute Hogan and Friends came in on January 4th. He was really shaping up to be a star before then, and shortly thereafter I believe he was jobbing to ORLANDO JORDAN in 3 minutes on Impact.

Hogan is a fucking fool and thought that, because Pope wasn't roided to the point he could barely move, like Hogan always was, he DIDN'T HAVE "IT," BROTHER.

Hogan is a fucking cancer

>>3059416

Remember when he jobbed to Kevin Nash completely clean on PPV in 2009?

Not 1999, when Nash was still only clumsy and slow instead of completely useless, but in 2009 when Nash was completely useless.

>>3059458

They got all of Los Ignoblerknobblers for a TV 8 man tag a month or two ago.

>>3059541
at least based pope is living on through the rainmaker

>>3059541
Nah he got a bunch of big wins and a title shot. He did lose to Orlando Jordan but got his win back the following week. It's such a shame he didn't become a star...

https://youtu.be/17P4PdMzXao our Guy.

>>3059691
>not doing a post victory tug in the locker room

every other champion ever has been a dummy

Almost time lads

>>3059732
This

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>>3058737
>GFW manages to make her look unattractive

>>3059386
The Aces n Eights years really killed it for me. Thank fuck they got back on track.

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>>3058287
Airing Here: https://sy.nchtu.be/r/CozyTube (Remove the period after Y only)

thanks for reminding me that there's some wrestling show to watch.

>>3058287
>>3058338
>>3058358
I like allie

>>3058366
Taryn is hot

>>3059957
>I like allie
Best Girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDZMj13_Ovg

Fuck yes its comfy time

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hello where is strem?

>>3059976
few posts above you

>>3059976
Here>>3059919

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>>3059979
>>3059980
thank you frens

what in the fuck is going on

get these mma nerds outta here

>>3059983
No Problem.

>>3059985
Corny madness

For a Cornette show that felt pretty Russoesque

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STOP FUCKING YELLING

AMERICA TOP TEAM BTFO

Big Tits Taryn when

Dos perro Buried

LOL WHY DID THEY ZOOM IN ON LOW KI

>OVE!
is this the best you can do Ohio?

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>>3059999
>>3060000
based digits for based wrestling show

>>3060005
Kek.

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>>3060005
He was supposed to be near the main event scene. Then Dorito went full JUST, and Low Ki didn't like falling down the card at all, so now he's gone.

these ove guys are trash

>Jim arrives to TNA
>Russo like storyline begins

what did he mean by this?

>>3060021
Cornette is a Russo puppet

>>3059919
Error loading player:
No playable sources found

pls help

Wow that dude in the crowd with an OVE sign looked like he wasnt even happy to be there, i wonder if they made him hold the sign.

>>3060032
http://taima.tv/r/woooalt http://taima.tv/r/wooo

>>3060032
instal flash

Is that fucking Chris Masters?

>>3060041
Yes. Somebody likes him in GFW. Probably Jarrett.

>surprise entrant
>Johnny poster in the background
top lel

Damn Taryn

>>3060040
yes, it works now!

I had to add site to exceptions list

I love teryn and by that I mean pure carnal lust

Can't watch this live, sadly. Still love that title tho

>>3060064
This will be the pic used in dirtsheet sites when he leaves TNA

>>3060066
pls don't shill thos cucs on /asp/

SIENNA IS A THICC
A T H I C C

my ears cringe

That outfit.

Tits n Ass Wrestling is back on the menu boys

>>3060032
turn flash on in chrome or use firefox

are these boos piped in? they sound fake as fuck

I thought Taryn left to be a jesus freak?
I guess Jesus like that big titty lingerie?

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>shit theme
>fake booing

How can you dress like that and not look good

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Good loord

muh dicky

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>>3060080
Jesus is a tits man

>>3060086
Perfect

FOLLOWED

AAAAANNNNNDDDD mute

I don't like Taryn returning. She's really throwing off the vibe this company has with being the place to be for all the best butterfaces.

Puppies

flopping around all over the place.....I can't wait for the 3 GB 1080p torrent. Gonna need a lot of alone time

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>stiff message here tonight

>>3060093
Based Pure Allie will show her the error of her ways

Corny needs to hit the gym

EC3 askin who these litrl who's are. Kek

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>I enjoy this whole wrestling thing
GFW fans, everyone

>>3060105
did you know she dated carlton from fresh prince?
he probably beat that pussy up good
based

>>3060115
no way your white boi peanis will satisfy her lel

>>3060114
All wrestling fans are cringe inducing, to be fair. They just each do it in their own ways.

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Is this guy really a doctor?

>>3060121
lel it's tiny dude

>>3059919
>>3060040
>>3060077
thank u

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>>3060125
Probably

Also
>tfw I remember this ad popping up during ROH
>right after a fucking tag team match that involed The Addiction (Kaz and Chris Daniels)

>>3060125
he looks like he went to college

>we give you people respect
>you people
What does Corny mean by this?

>>3060131
*Bad Influence

>>3060125
I dont know but im pretty sure he used to sell me oxy back in college.

>>3060140
They're the Addiction in ROH, Bad Influence was TNA

>YOU PEOPLE
wtf I hate cornette now

E LI DRAKE better win the gold tonight

I think he will, I have a feeling

>>3060138
Based Corny keeping racism kayfabe

Wasn't Low Ki getting released?

i wanna poop on those tits

>>3060142
I think I saw them wrestling in that netflix show GLOW (and Tyrus)

>>3060148
This was taped just before Low Ki left

>>3060148
He has been, this is pre taped

>>3060148
UPDATE: PWinsider reports that Low Ki has not been issued a release and remains under contract through October.

Taya huh. she's aight

What the fuck is this shit

who?

WHAT'S TAYA THE VALKIRYE DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?

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>>3060155
kek looks legit

Grado trying not to get deported is the best segment of 2017

>>3060158
Morrison fiance.

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>>3060162
Good edit

Holy fucking cringe. This shit sucks

>>3060162
Topkek

GRADO DEPORTED

>>3060162
Kek.

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>>3060170

>>3060155
>Don't get what you want
>Think you can just walk away

Contracts don't work like that..

Is that owl wearing glasses?

>the one who's a wacked out crazy bride is Ryder's girlfriend

The fuck was he thinking

>>3060177
Based Contract working Low-Ki into a shoot.

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>>3059912

>>3060184
Not Bad.

>>3059912
she looks like that camwhore Amberhahn

>>3060181
just trying to help a friend not get deported

>>3060192
Joseph Park's facial expressions are alone worth watching this show for

you have to go back

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>Laurel Van Ness is Zack Ryder's gf
>she can leave GFW comfortably any time and jump into NXT immediately afterwards

SOMEBODY fuckin ding-dong diddlyly took a bath. Still fkn yuck though.

that fucking crying plant
wtf lmao

They seriously need to do more skits with Joeseph Parks, Attorney at Law

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>that one fan crying

"As long as you're there, there you go"
Classic

SOMEONE CALL ICE

GRADO shoulda said Woo woo woo u know it

why doesn't he just get a work visa?

>>3060202
https://youtu.be/LG58sZyEbsI

>>3060199
nice foot game

>NORMAL LAUREL VAN NESS

WHERE IS THE WEDDING DRESS?????

Ewwww

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>>3060202
>Laurel Van Ness
>it's a Zack goes for another foot goddess episode

that dress looks very good on laurel ..

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>Ryder is going to get cucked by fucking Grado

GRADDDDDOOOOOOOOOO'D

>>3060238
>implying Ryder hasn't fucked someone on /smack/ roster

>Those high pitched wails of Joseph parks
my fucking sides

>>3060238
truly the best timeline

BASED FUCKING GRADO

>>3060238
based broski has multiple hoeskis at his disopossal

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>Tyrus was going to feud with Kongo Kong
>but we'll probably get Shera vs Kongo Kong now that Tyrus is gone

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>>3060252
Grado's face shape reminds me of Babe Ruth

This babysitter is hot

>>3060264
>We are the same size...in shoes
Mom is a booblet confirmed

>"I wish my family had insurance. I could have got the best help available" *commercial ends*
what?

>>3060262
60% of the time she looks meh
30% of the time ok
10% of the time pretty hot

>>3060271
I'd let them both abuse my face with those shoes. The babysitter first.

Here we go!
ROYAL RU---I mean, Gauntlet Match time

Eddie Eddie.

>>3060283
nigger you would like the fucking dog sit on your face

fuck eddie edwards

Eli Drake is your next champion!

Yeah.

>>3060290
About damn time

Eddie Edwards looks so bad nowadays

DUMMY

>>3060300
are those joseph parks glasses?

TRIPLE H JR IS #3

>>3060303
Yup.

>>3060308
lol

That croatian dude looks like hacksaw jim duggan got drunk and fell into a bunch of racing flags

>low rent HHH

I want to book Joseph Parks to hang out with my on my Birthday for a few hours, how much do you think it will cost?

Kingston is still employed, top kek

B.S.

This is the best they have? Literally all fucking whos

>>3060318
probably hangs out near the impact enterence every day holding a cup hoping for work

>Richard Justice
who?

>/asp in the ring

Thats Sandow, right?

RICHARD JUSTICE

>>3060328
Was just about to post this

His fucking stomach is down to his knees

Is his gimmick that he has autism?

Glad to see Carter finally made it

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>RICHARD JUSTICE
>RICHARD = DICK
>DICK JUSTICE

My fuckibg sides holy shit

>Stand by Wrestler

kek

Best Boy.

RICHARD J U S T

Based ec3 worked the fat smark into a shoot

HOLY SHIT

CARTER WASNT LYING HE REALLY WAS AT THE PERFORMANCE CENTER

LEL

Did he have to sign a waiver if he had a heart attack they weren't liable?

ethan how could you!

>>3060344
Carter wishes he was that slim and white

godamn that shit made my night, EC3 is a god

Fuck i love bacon

>>3060356
JUST

>>3060362
Dixie Carter heel EC3 was comedy gold for two whole calendar years

>>3060362
He's TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE

>>3060352
Probably not, kek

KONGO KONG

>>3060371
I wish he would use the same theme music as Awesome Kong

>>3060371
BTFOed HHHacksaw

>>3060365
True, his work with Spud was always on point

No words can even describe this cluster fuck. That new belt, you can get something better in a toy aisle at Walmart

>>3060328
kek

Every time I see EC3 he looks like his brain shrank a little

SUICIDE

>>3060374
This https://youtu.be/WfY_YHcpp4Q

What the fuck is this

He has sidewinder tits

>>3060378
That ending of the hair vs hair match forever cemented EC3 as the GOAT

Fucking hell Kongo how much booze do you have to drink to get bitch tits like that

>>3060389
20 man Royal Rumble

https://youtu.be/0ksu6SGoSPg

>>3060389
super comfy clusterfuck rumble

>>3060384
my stream is a full 2 minutes behind

Big dimes Sheera. The modern day Mahabali

where are you guys watching this shit?

Who's Suicide nowadays?

He's looking real jacked baby

>>3060403
Mine too, Cozytube?

>>3060405
at home on my computer

>>3060403
My fucking TV is 1 minute behind some people's streams

>>3060405
FIGHT network in canada. POP in USA....

>>3060405
better than raw

>>3060408
yee

BASED HIJO DEL FANTASMA

>>3060405
at home on my couch with a beer and a tv

>Chris Masters is now Chris Adonis
TNA please

I almost lost my shit when Eli Drake was almost eliminated there

Shera is the only Indian wrestler actually from India.

>>3060420
I legit kek'd when he came out to that name

>>3060424
He has the thickest accent of them all

WHATS THAT KEK DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?

>you will never talk to an owl that is wearing glasses

>Johnny Impact
top kek

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JOHNNY IMPACT

IT'S JOHNNY NITRO

It's fucking Johnny Impact!

BASED MUNDO FUCKING EM UP

>fuckery battle royal to decide the world champion

j u s t

JoMo might be the one legitimate draw TNA has
But of course, when TNA fuck him or Taya over, what the fuck is he going to do? Go to Japan maybe?

I only like this guy when he rips off his pants

>>3060458
With 90% shit wrestlers

Guys, this is awful.

BASED YOKOZUNA IS BACK

Kek they keep getting worse

>>3060466
>>3060458
it will be fine as long as E LI DRAKE wins the gold

they fucked over low ki for this

Dollar Store Yokozuba

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THE JANITOR'S HERE

>>3060477
how can you tell?

Mongolian Yokozuna got that whole gut attached to grundle thing going on

>>3060466
Of course it is. That's why we are all here shitposting and having a good laugh about it

>>3060477
Richard Justice was eliminated already

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>KM still employed

BIG FLIPS ISHIMORI

>>3060486
I think he is pretty funny

Lashley needs to get rekt

Is James Storm still with this company?

>>3060491
everyoen's streams are all over the place

>>3060492
Yep

>>3060492
Yes. Recoving from a 3rd degree concusion.

>theres the big boy coming now
>boy
What did jb mean by this?

>>3060496
Damn

MOOSE

Fucking Kek Lashley BTFOing Ishimori for botching

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>thread in autosage

>>3060498
https://youtu.be/rHCTfOlJyVg

Garza fucking YUM

BASED GARZA

>>3060506
that's why they ended that match so strangely

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>Garza Jr. getting his pants rip off shit in during a Rumble

>LOW KI

Fantasma doesn't deserve this

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>>3060531

Damn ec3

Johnjy impact is winning it isn't he..

>>3060547
That's a strange way of spelling ELI DRAKE

>EC3 out

KEK THE TALL NEGROES BTFO LOW REE

>>3060547
>Johnny cucks El Burritos out of another promotion

How many fucking commercial breaks can there be?

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>Low Ki tossed out like a geek
I bet this is what set him off. Low Ki takes wrestling so fucking serious, and he's such a twat about it, too.

>the shanty town of low ki

>>3060559
He left after the tapings ended, so he'll be on TV until october

>>3060559
>the biggest blackest dudes in the company don't let you get all your moves in and throw you the fuck out
>sulk about it, take your ball and go home
what fucking cuc

what the hell was the crowd chanting?

MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE

I need alot more of Moose vs Lashley

ONLY 3 MORE GUYS UNTIL E LI DRAKE IS CHAMPION

>>3060576
>E LI DRAKE
>SUCKS

Moose v. Lashley is about as based gfw can get

This ending is fantastic

JOHNNY IMPACT BTFO

THAT SAVE FROM ELI, BASED

HOLY SHIT!

E LI DRAKE MIGHT JUST DO THIS

MODIFIED BLUE THUNDER BOMB

>>3060572
I don't think he had a problem with Lashley, we'd have heard about it by now. But at one point, Low Ki legit did not want to job to Cesaro in the indies, the fucking cunt.

BASED FINISH

FUCKING BASED ELI

E LI BASED

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HE FUCKING DID IT

ELI DRAKE'S THE WORLD CHAMP

FUCKING AMERICAN TOP TEAM NIGGERS

Ref just fell on his head didnt he? American topkek.

the weak crowd reaction really ruins the show

HO LEE SHIT

BASED E LI DRAKE

E Li Drake!

>those fake booos
wew

Sorry If you thought I spoiled it before the match started, I really didn't know

Show your new champion you dummies. get these mma hotheads outta here

>>3060632
i had no idea he was gonna win lol.

WHY are they using fake boos when the crowd cheered him the whole match. the production are dummies!

https://youtu.be/Xb4ABRaSITI

https://youtu.be/ftvZLF2FAy0 After Impact no more tyrus.

>>3060722
thank you

>>3060727
You welcome.

https://youtu.be/HochZI2xOyE Yai.

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>>3058324

yeah

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Nice

Goodnight.