Monday Night Ram thread #5

>>3045039
Last night was the final straw, lads. I've given WWE one too many chances and they're showing NO signs of ever improving their product. I've canceled my WWE Network subscription and I do not plan to ever watch raw or smackdown again. I am done with this fucking carny, shitty excuse for a wrestling promotion.

Welp, time to jump on the New JaCHAD Train!!

>>3045051
ding-dong diddly this

Boring chants?

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>>3045051
See you in a few weeks

The cruiserweights are worthless.

>THIS MATCH SUCKS

>>3045051
>This is spammed in almost every thread

Give up already

>>3045101
nah

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SLUT

Guys, I feel really bad for Big Cass

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>>3045039
I want to cum on her face, here's her feet.

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>>3045051

NEXT WEEK

Give me a (You) if you think the guy posting the game threads is autistic

>>3045108
He broke down crying on the damn ramp.

F

>>3045108
what happened?

>>3045106
jesus crhist i'm diamonds

Neville wins in 50/50 booking. Great storytelling.

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based Charly working my dick into a shoot

>>3045101
Stop giving him (You)'s

Seriously, who is gonna take the belt off Neville for good at this point?

CHARLY

>>3045115

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What do you all think of her

Based Elf

>>3045122
Pulled a Nash

"We have a word for people like that"

What did he mean by this?

>>3045131
>her

>>3045108
So do I, that sucks. He was literally just getting his first singles push.

>>3045115
>>3045115
>>3045115
>>3045115

>>3045108

He may take the time to work on his dreadful promo, and maybe work his beautiful singing voice back into his work. This could be the best thing that ever happened to him...once he heals.

>>3045108
would not be surprised if that was supposed to be Enzo's last match with the company but everything went sideways and they have to keep him till Cass recovers and blows off the ""feud"" once and for all

>>3045127
The same people have been battling each other for almost a year. There's almost no point to any of it

GAY COPS COMMERCIALS

FUCKING BASED

>>3045131
Better tranny than Becketty

Tozawa's suit looks amazing.

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>>3045131
>her

Gay Cops getting their own commercial.

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>>3045127
There's one man who can do it
And one man only

MUH DICK

>Gay cops
>My waifu Bliss

WTF I LOVE DOMINOES NOW

GAYCOPS

HOLY SHIT I WANT TO WATCH GAY COPS DP BLISS!

Wtf I love Domino's now. Based gay cops

>Neville
>aesthetically pleasing

>>3045131
Shit since she got her lips done.

>>3045131
I want to suck his dick.

Based Breezango commercial.

>>3045127
ellsworth

>that Alexa
muh dick

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>>3045131
I want to suck >her feminine benis

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>>3045131
Goddess Charly

Tony Nese, Neville, and Elias Samson forming a stable when?

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>RAW's main event scene is now four confirmed draws
>Smackdown has Jinder

>>3045136
nig-nogs

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I WANT TO FUCK THAT RATT

Is there any hope that at 32 years old with no training and only slightly athletic I could make it all the way to WWE as a wrestler?

>Homosexual law enforcers shilling Donnie Moe's

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please cheer for her!

>>3045172
Jinder.>All of RAM

>>3045143
Has it really gotten that bad with Enzo? He's still pretty over, I'd be surprised if they cut him.

>>3045144
I like what that one anon said last week
Tozawa feuded with Kendrick to get over, then took on Neville
Gallagher is taking on Kendrick now and is relatively over, so maybe it's Jacky boy's turn

>>3045150
>>3045164
guys pls

>>3045150
Based Ultimo

>>3045176
>asking questions you already know the answer to

>>3045176
Have you ever played Football?

>>3045176
Start roiding, oldfag

>>3045180
She's too cute not to cheer for

>>3045172
Jinder could honestly carry the entire company alone

>>3045180
>please cheer for her!
She's so cute, I must cheer!

>>3045176
Look at some of the indy shitters getting popular and you'll see the answer is yes.

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>Alexa Bliss pizza commercial

Why is this actually working?

>>3045172
>Roman
>Joe
>Draws

???

>Man v Food with some new guy
WHY?

>>3045176
DDP started at 35, so I guess there's hope?

>>3045146
Holy shit Becky is on this fag's mind 24/7

She livin' in your head rent free ya ding-dong diddly pinhead

>>3045198
because Adam Richman is a fuckboi

>>3045176
You're not an indie darling or have the look Vince likes.

>>3045176
This might have to be the answer. We might have to FlNNA save wrestling ourselves, lads.

>>3045180
Cheer for her?
Bitch I'm gonna sacrifice 200m unborn children for her.

>>3045184
They should give it back to Big Plans Brian desu. The story could be that he's been working on a plan to beat Neville all this time.

>>3045108
Just saw the video, it's fucking brutal.

Goes from over as fuck, to a shit feud which ends up heavily injuring him.

Hopefully its not as bad as it seems.

>>3045195
That's one angry doggo

>>3045112
NOW we talkin, nigga

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>>3045180

>Advertising for Lucha Underground during RAW

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>>3045180
there's no need to ask

>>3045208
Someone should bring Carter's gimmick to the ring.

>oh hey mr dad

>>3045211
Should've never broken them up and have them the belts long time ago. They beyond fucked it up

JAAAAAAAAAAASON

JASON!

JAAAAAAAAAAAAASON

BLACKED

>Finn balor is considered higher competition

>>3045223
Press X to JASON

>>3045223
I want to see Jason get ran over

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>>3045180

She's so cute but that pirate gimmick is trash.

>>3045216
plastic chink

BURN IT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNN

>no shield music

Dropped

Jason knows that stiffing Balor leads to world titles

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>>3045214
kys

BURN IT DOWN

>>3045226

X

BURN IT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

CRINGE IT DOWN

>>3045225
From preshow to midcard is actually a decent step up.

>Muh black son

>>3045131
I think I wanna suck her Cock

why is ambrose an arsonist now?

Jason ready to get buried

>the faggot crowd actually yelled burn it down

>>3045233
Kek.

>jinders stiffs the shit out of Finn on his night back
>Becomes Champion

>>3045244
Damn already?

BURRRRN
IT
DOOOOOOWN!

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>CRINGE IT DOWN

>not shooting vignettes of Angle and Jordan doing father/son stuff like teaching him to ride a bike

>>3045204
>Carter being cringe af

>>3045243
*rollins

>>3045223
>>3045226
>>3045227
I bet he's gone to see the clown
I bet he's gone to see the clown
I bet he's gone to see the clown
I bet he's gone to see the clown
I bet he's gone to see the clown
I bet he's gone to see the clown

>>3045228

At least there's some backstory to it, with her being in active in yachting most of her life.

>>3045252
with "the courtship of eddie's father" theme playing in the background

best vignettes since "kumbiya"

cringe my face off @ seths entrance tbqh familia`

Will they ever acknowledge Dean is a grandslam champion?

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>>3045108
Recap, i just got it!

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how old is this guy who's trying to force the becky is a tranny meme

>>3045259
>>3045223
Kurt, can I get a balloon?

Why did these faggots win the titles on their first match back together.

>BAY BAY
Seth now ripping off Adam Cole too?

>>3045241
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=do3NC3qg_Jw

these 2 are way too cringe 4 me

FUCKING JIMENA SANCHEZ IN THE CROWD

What's with Ambrose and those black girl body motions?

>>3045267
Who the fuck cares

>>3045228
Not liking the Pirate Princess.. kys

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who was the deanetty?

>>3045273
All those ROH scrubs are his friends

Oh shit!

HOLY FUCK SETH IS TRYING TO STEAL BAYBAY FROM COLE

OHHH YEA

Cole just had a fucking orgasm

>an hour and a half left

Why does Jeff fuck the air every time?

They just invited an entire bank to their party

wow shield so stronk

The state of Colby "Tyler Black" Lopez

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Ambrose and Rollins

>Shield gets teased to get back together
>Ear shattering pop
>Gets back together, wins title
>Luke warm response

>>3045277
Who is she?

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>attitude era Hardys in 2017

CRINGE X's 100

>>3045272
Because they should have

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>>3045278
>I love black guys!

How the fuck are Deanetty and Jasethy still over?

Matt wants to act broken so bad

broken matt is a dead gimmick tbqh

>Matt Hardy stuck with his retarded hick accent

it ain't the same

>Sometimes, brothers fight, like when I burned down Jeff's house and killed his dog

>>3045264
based

>>3045302
They have talent?

TEAM EXTREME

>OBSOLETE
>BROTHER NERO

>>3045131
Big Cass and Big Lass (Nia Jaxxx) should be a stable.

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>>3045297

They should do this Tag Team Division

>Jasethy and Deanetty
>Sheamus Cesaro
>Hardys
>Cena and Roman
>Mizoa (Miz and Samoa Joe)

Thoughts?

>>3045302
2 of the best in the company
Characters haven't remained static since the SHIELD broke up
Neither were overpushed, under if anything

>Team Xcringe

Hardy's vs shield in a TLC match would be cool

>>3045306
Glad I'm not the only thing who remembers this. Legitimately worked me into tears as a kid baka desu senpai.

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>>3045297

>lets do this damn thang

>the state of jasethy

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>>3045306
YOU DID WHAT?

>>3045270
Don't pay him any attention bro. The guy is fucked in the head

> everybody talks about growing up watching the Hardys
I feel so old

>>3045313
YUCKY!!!!!!

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>>3045313

>>3045313
WORKED INTO A SHOOT OVER THAT DUMPER

seth is such a bad face

fucking christ

Somebody brake Matt

>>3045270
does it matter?

>>3045314
Just showed up, what is this mizoa meme?

>>3045312
can't have a stable without sasha banks

>>3045313
who is this harlot?

>>3045320
>>3045306

Which of course happened after Jeff's real life dog died which he was legitimately broken up about.

>STILL no broken Hardys
HOLY FUCKING KEKED

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>>3045317

>>3045039
Holy shit theres still over an hour left.

if this canadian faggot doesn't want the game spoiled maybe he should watch it instead of presenting a commercial

>>3045312
I'd support it as long as Nia is the enforcer and has a new outfit

>>3045338
Lakers 2nd round draft pick

>>3045313
Los Angeles BRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPSSSSS

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>>3045302
>over

>>3045339
Seriously? God damn that's some feels worthy stuff. Poor Jeff.

>>3045340
>Seth and Dean accidentally break the Hardys tonight

>>3045335
They are teaming for a tag match tonight

>>3045335
Miz was yapping abd "shooting" on Cena and Roman, and Samoa Joe cut him off and told him "im your tag team partner tonight against them whether you like it or not"

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More Jimenas to my /asp/ies

>>3045333
nice trips

i want to know if it's a kid or a 30 year old in mommy's basement mad because /Bex/ has the best waifu

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>>3045297
Seth's ring rat

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYE4Vv2AMu7/

>be a religious trump fanatic
>blow out your knee

explain

>>3045341
>posting Dwayne

Even normies are turning on him, get off the sinking ship.

>>3045361
He's a blissfag so he's probably 12

>non-title match

CHRISLEY KNOWS BESTS COMES BACK FOR A NEW SEASON?

RAW IS BEST SHOW

>>3045359
>>3045362
Don't ding-dong diddly stop.

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>>3045343

Tonight's the night that Booker finally kills Cole.

>>3045373
Plus a new talk show

>>3045365
Trump really on your mind that bad tho

>>3045371
Why should it be a title match

Beach ball sited

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>WATCH YOURSELF COLE


Booker's gonna kick his ass

Any chance of an AoP debut either tonight or tomorrow?

>>3045376
One can hope

>>3045353

Yep in the house fire which they decided to use for story reasons in the show. Just like with Lita's affair.

oh okay

wasn't expecting this match now desu

Is it normal to be 32 and still fap like 5 times a day?

>>3045365
TRUMPETTYS BTFO

>>3045314
GOAT tag team division

>>3045385
no but would fucking mark

POST YOUR RAREST CHRISLEY

>>3045391

No

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Gotta admit, Jeff is still fine even now

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Is there any room for tummy mummy on RAW tonight?

>>3045384
>inb4 it is reported that Cole has heat backstage for blasting Bruce Springsteen in the locker room

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>>3045397

>>3045393
kys pantsuit nation

>>3045391

>5 times a day

um, no. unless you can masturbate at work

>on /asp/

nvm

>>3045391

Yes

>>3045385
they ave to get their rematch desu

Bobby Roode on the other hand will be moving up to /smack/

hes going to take corbins place

>>3045391
seek sunlight

>>3045373
Who watches that faggot?

Rollins concussed

>>3045401
sure thing, fruitcup

>>3045365
It's all God's plan. With Cass out of the way, Enzo will find a feud to get himself over with the backstage fuckers and cement himself into WWE.

Chrisley > RAM

>>3045388
Holy shit. Wrasslin was a little too real back then. I'm guessing the stuff about Matt saying that their mom is dead was true too?

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I want to ding-dong diddly cum all over Maryse's feet

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>>3045411

>not watching Christly

>>3045411

>using the word "faggot" anonymously

wow tough guy

>>3045401
Jeff is hot.

>>3045419
Yeah, she died when they were kids from brain cancer. Their dad is still kicking though

>>3045417
Enzo to 205?

>>3045418
kys for watching a literal fag

>>3045405
T O D D
>>3045411
go back

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>Raw after SummerSlam
>just a regular ass episode

Things are gonna get bleak during football season

Based Modern Family is after ram tonight. Fucking end already ram

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Meanwhile

>>3045423
i'll suck your dick till you love me faggot

>>3045432
Their nazi uniforms always makes me laugh.

>>3045391
Lol are a Virgin or don't have a gf?

>>3045432
pretty gud

>>3045432
BOOK IT VINCE

>>3045432
pretty sure these guys gimmick are UK Punks right?

>>3045430
Football season started 2 weeks ago.
... OH YEAH... you're talking about American handegg... the thing that is barely even a real sport.
Burger eating fuckhead.

>>3045448
cunt

KEEP POSTING JIMENAS

>>3045447
Hey why don't you go buy some spoons without ID.
Oh, right...

>>3045447
what time do you have to work tomorrow? getting sleepy?

Jesus, Jeff wasn't even close to either of them

Jeff was a shoe lace away from the top rope even with Matt's boost

>>3045448
>>3045450
Well, who am I to disagree with an arrow?

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>>3045423
>using the word "guy"
>assuming one's gender anonymously
Wow, tough person.

>>3045450
Mad about being exposed old man?

#pushemma

>>3045454
>>3045453
>responding to Facebook quality bait

>>3045453
How many gun massacres in the UK in the past 10 years?
OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT... NONE.

>>3045454
I have insomnia, sleep is for the weak.

>>3045454
People who unironically use the word handegg don't work, m8.

Does anyone even care if the Hardy's break anymore?

So Finn beats Jason and Kurt's son turns heel after?

>>3045465
>>3045453

How many van massacres

Every time Jeff does whisper in the wind I die a little inside, its the 1 move which really shows his age and how much he's slowed down.

>>3045468
Never did. Those fuckers are going to be cringe if they ever do

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STILL 1 HOUR LEFT

HOLY SHIT THIS THREAD IS DEAD

>>3045468

Not me, but I'd like to see them incorporate some new personality/experimentation in.

>Seth slower than 96-year-old Jeff Hardy

>>3045470
Bray is interfering pinhead

>>3045471
Less in a year than gun deaths in America every weekend

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>>3045447
>handegg

>Dean Ambrose because a grand slam champ before Cena

>>3045482
>that feud isnt over
oh goody

Jeff is so slow now

>>3045475
That's what happens when Shieldettys are on screen. Everyone tunes out.

>>3045472
This and Matt walking as if he's ridden a horse for a month without getting off

>>3045475
A wrestling match is on, that's why

>>3045471
1.
1 Islamic truck of peace.

I love you American cunts and the best bit is we can have some banter about people dying in various massacres.

>>3045483
>overpopulation is a good thing

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>>3045405
>>3045397
>>3045411
>>3045421

>>3045494
HE KNOWS BEST

Always a suprise how Jeff still goes while he has destroyed his body for 20 years

guys

remember jeff hardy at victory road 2011?

JEFF IS DRUGGED AGAIN OMG

>>3045498
Jeff was always the better Hardy.
Matt just got a personality, but he was never the better actual in-ring performer.

>no mercy ppv
>no diggity dog theme

>that ambrose whiff

He missed the kick by a foot.

>>3045501
>>3045501
>>3045501
>>3045501
>>3045501

>>3045426
Same. The Hardy's have had a hard life.

feels like they've been going a while

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>Dean and Jeff being kept far away from each other
Is it happening?

How can a RAM be this bad after a big ppv. This company deserves death

>>3045494
Next thread better be filled with Todd's

just got home
is this for the tag team titles?

Hardys are the new Dudleys

>>3045506
Bump limit is 310, you're posting it too early

>>3045541
Cuckdownies link the new thread 100 posts in

>>3045581
Shit gets bump spammed if you don't get it past the limit

>>3045581
>Imagine being so insecure you have to bring out another show

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One last Hardy for the road

I need to cum inside of Alexa Bliss

THERE SHE IS

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>>3045620

>>3045039