Ram Gamethread #6

>>3045501
Last night was the final straw, lads. I've given WWE one too many chances and they're showing NO signs of ever improving their product. I've canceled my WWE Network subscription and I do not plan to ever watch raw or smackdown again. I am done with this fucking carny, shitty excuse for a wrestling promotion.

Welp, time to jump on the New JaCHAD Train!!!

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2nd for hope

pretty decent for a TV match

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>>3045501
>50 MINUTES LEFT

>>3045513
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>3045513
WORKED

>using his noodle

Knee and then dirty deeds seems to be their setup...fucking gay

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>>3045520

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I want more Broken Kino. Put Matt at Smackdown at let him go to town.

>>3045513
Ok anon see you next monday

>>3045520
it always goes past 11pm dipshit

>>3045501
Did anyone on the announce desk mention Ambrose is a Grandslam Champion now?

>>3045519
This. Both teams looked really gassed tho

Preddy gud match

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/article/big-cass-injured-august-21-2017
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/article/big-cass-injured-august-21-2017
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/article/big-cass-injured-august-21-2017

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carmella or maryse

pick one

>>3045527
Broken Matt was dead as soon as he signed with WWE...it would never work out, just buried constantly

Hardy boys turning into Dudley boys last run

>>3045538
Maryse, easily.

>>3045538
In that pic Maryse

>>3045538
Maryse

>>3045538
Maryse.

>>3045538
Based Mella

Roode is backstage

>>3045537
He definitely tore something. Knee or quad is the question. It probably finally tore when his knee his leg buckled

>>3045538
Asuka

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>Dean and Jeff being kept far away from each other
Is it happening??

>brock wrestling a month after summerslam

wow

>>3045538
Maryse

>>3045538
i'll take mella

Boypussy > girlpussy

Does anyone have any pics of Maryse from tonight?

>>3045549
Who?

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Kairi!

>>3045540
Were they supposed to go over the new Champs less than 24 hours after they got the belts?

I'm just waiting for the Hardys/Seth-Dean/Cesaro-Sheamus TLC match

TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>3045528
Stop responding to this faggotry

Hardys are the new Dudleys

>>3045538
You're kidding right anon?

>>3045561
she looks legit retarded

Based joe

>>3045538
Good lord. Mayrse all day every single day.

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post yfw Joe tells you to shut up

>>3045561
*cringe*

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>>3045558
>mfw men make better Women than actual Women

>>3045568
The correct term is "Japanese"

>>3045538
miz is so fucking lucky.

>>3045568
being cute and japanese has that effect

>>3045573
HEY MIZ
SHUT UP

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Todd chrisley

>>3045561
>she will never be my gf
Why live?

>>3045577
French Canadians are amazing. Montreal is place to be

>>3045562
Fuck I want that. Is tlc this year a raw ppv?

>>3045537
Well geeze, the WWE would never post something that wasn't a work ... case closed.

>>3045537
>Dr. Chris Robinson
Isn't that the ref?

>>3045573

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>>3045560

>>3045561
what video is this from

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>>3045537

Roman only need a IC title and he got the crown

Roman vs miz feud incoming

>>3045559
of course you useles faggots dont have pics i fucking hate all of you fucking useless scum all youre good for is gossiping like whores and using silly catchphrases, you fucking pieces of shit waste of air sons of bitchwhore cuntface slutbag coalburning hoes.

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Kairi! Asuka!

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BASED S+ASHA

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>>3045568
kys anti weeb

>THEY ARE BOOING HORSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY

>>3045583
Closet faggot

>>3045598
worked

BASED SASHA WORKING ALL THE FAT BLISSFAG SMARKS

>>3045606
worked

1st he will get 3 million views. 2nd and 3rd are definitely going under. Fucking horrible

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>>3045603
>being pro-weeb
Guess that makes everybody that isn't an obese NEET virgin anti-weeb

>>3045561
looks like one of those tinder bots

>>3045604
they are booing the injury

Sasha and Bayley are getting booed by the smark virgins because they all love Alexa. She's pure waifu bait.

It's ninehead time

>using a sick man to get cheers
Kys

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>>3045501
Why is Jimena Sanchez @ RAM tonight?

This fucking promo sucks already

Her voice is bad

CAN'T EVEN GET WOO OVER

>Boos
Why? Is this just Bliss Fans?

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Only one man can save this cluster fuck, Put in the call Vince

>>3045617
65% detected

>BOOO

>>3045583
HOLY FUCKING BASED

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>Literally Cheap Pops 101

Nobody needs a Jewish fat fucking kike like you who needs to be gassed

Wtf I love Sasha now

Why are women so shit on the mic

>>3045635
obese NEET virgin detected

imagine the smell

>>3045633
Yes. All the fat fucks who actually go to these things are fapping to Bliss now.

>>3045628
>using the sick father of one of the other Divas on the roster

>resorts to using Ric to make the crowd cheer for her
Disgusting, like her face.

Bayley getting booed

>>3045621
Sasha is getting booed because BY and Boston have that whole baseball rivalry thing.

>>3045638
>still doesn't get the pop

BLISSFAGS UNITE

>*insert city name*
>*insert dead/dying wrestler*
>insert Legit Boss catchphrase
>MIA

rinse & repeat

>>3045640
Scripts

Really shows how good Sunny and Sherri were

how can thighlets compete?

>4 Title Reigns
>Still has less days as champ than Becky
Embarrasing

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Only one man can save this company.

>>3045634
HOLY FUCKING YUM
Who is this and how can we get the strap on him immediately?

Sasha is getting annoying.

>>3045641
65% will never be 100%
Deal with it

>audience full of waifu fags

Cringe

>bliss has belly fat

also trips

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>>3045655

Did Alexa get fatter?

>>3045647
Dude they been cheering the past 2 years in Brooklyn

>>3045666
you will always be 100% obese NEET virgin
Deal with it

Imagine to be Blissfu pusy slave

>>3045628
>The only way sasha gets cheers is by bringing up flair or eddie
Honestly roman should just start bringing up rock and austin, then he might finally get cheers during his promos

>>3045668
>>3045670
It's cute fuck you

Alexa is such a fuckgirl

>>3045663
Thought that was the Big Baller Brand for a second desu.

Fuck we didn't get full view of her ass and thighs tonight. Could care less if they're so tight they make it look bigger

>>3045634
based Tinoposter

>Sasha correctly points out Bliss did nothing as champion
>Bliss comes out
>Sasha says why not have the rematch tonight
>Nah, next week

Based S+asha BTFO the rat

>>3045670
>>3045668
DO NOT BULLY LEXI'S TUMMY

HER ASSSSSSSSSS

THAT FUCKING CURVE

I LOVE BLISS

is this his third theme lel

SASHETTY BTFO

>>3045629
that bitch is obssesed with seth, she looks desesperate for his dick

apparently someone realized the trumpets sounded retarded. It still sounds bad.

>>3045674
couldn't they have just had Kurt say "these two useless cunts work next week" and shown ... shit, I don't know ... a Tom & Jerry cartoon or something instead?

Where is this Jason Jordan story going or is the only thing it's for is to call him Kurt Angle's son?

I want that ass on my face.

>>3045649
>>3045674
>>3045675
Gas yourselves Blissfags

>>3045668
its cute, also it means her tits and thighs are carrying more fat too

>loser

Damn, Sasha buried

DID THAT GUY JUST DO THE HANDSHAKE SIKE THING TO JASON

New theme. 3rd times a try

>>3045634
>implying he won't end up on Smack as Shane's bodyguard for the cash money theme

>0 reactions
Oof

THE THEME IS STILL SHIT

>reacting at all to women's """""""wrestling"""""""""

Have sex.

>>3045666
I don't get it

>>3045538
Maryse would make the GOAT mommygf

>>3045676
Rock couldn't get him cheers live and in person ... mentioning him wouldn't mean shit to a tree.

Who the fuck is in charge of making all the shitty CAW themes lately

>>3045696
KEK HE DID

>>3045669
So that's what happened to Sakuraba.

>psych the movie

>>3045686
Still sounds just as shit too

>>3045696
>>3045709
Need a gif ASAP

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looking extra thick tonight

>>3045705
that's pretty apparent

>>3045705
America is 65% white

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>Jason Jordan remixed theme
>Just like how they made/finished Cass' theme
So do they now release these songs in pre-alpha and finish them later?

Guys what if Todd Chisley from USA Network's Chrisley Knows Best cashes in his MITB briefcase in this next match???

>>3045608
HOLY FUCKING YUCK

>>3045718
>You'll never get to kiss her from belly button on down

Why fucking live.

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>>3045669
Based CHAOS chads working the Bullet Cucks

POST SUMMERSLAM SHOW IS SUPPOSED TO BE FULL OF SURPRISES

THIS IS JUST A REGULAR EPISODE

Jason Jordan's name should be Jason Angle for starters and be needs to do more besides smile he needs to just copy Kurt Angle's who thing from early 2000's smackdown he has the charisma

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>>3045718
muh benis

>>3045721
ew

maybe Trump and the KKK are on to something

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>>3045685

>>3045720
thatsthejoke.jpg

>balor

ding
dong
diddly
cringe

>>3045737
UUUUUUUUUUUUUH MORE

>>3045737
i want to inhale her farts if you get my saying

>>3045733
Based Smack will have the surprises.

Bobby Roooooooooo, Shelton Benjamin and Ember Who are all in play tomorrow night

>>3045634
I'll admit his physique is perfect but he looks literally retarded

oh boy cringe balor

Balor needs to go to smackdown

Did Emma vs Nia happen already?

By the time the match starts the show will be over

>>3045737
BRA AND PANTIES MATCH FUCKING WHEN

Did the make Finn popular again? He was over as fuck before his scrawny body got hurt. The demon shit might've worked

>>3045693
Horsefag seething that muh workrate is no longer over and based Bliss gets all of Sashas cheers

I really hate Finn Balor

Hottest entrance in wwe

>>3045750
Emma got buried already

>>3045753
This. Just get in the fucking ring already.

>>3045750
Yet another squash match to bury Emma even further

>>3045744
>Bobby Roooooooooo
please no
>Shelton Benjamin
I wish
>Ember Who
not before she gets the belt

>Jasonetty comes out to silence and gets siked by a fan
>Finn comes out to a massive pop
Jason future endeavored when?

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>>3045749
Nah, we should make him do double duty. Smack gets jacket Balor, RAM gets fingerpaint Balor.

>>3045749
We'll trade you Balor for AJ, manlet for manlet. Cuckdown isn't doing shit with him anymore.

>>3045757
He's been popular you dummy

If Bray interferes I'll stop watching wrestling until Rumble.

Finn crawling around last night was the hardest I've cringed at WWE in a while.

>>3045733
>POST SUMMERSLAM SHOW IS SUPPOSED TO BE FULL OF SURPRISES
That has never been true sperg

Is Finn/The Demon just the twink version of Joseph Park/Abyss ?

>>3045770
>Rawtist falseflagging again
You'll never get BMAJ. Have fun with all the Shieldetties.

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>that spot

We anime now.

>>3045767
YUM

>>3045756
Never, you misogynistic pig. Can you not see how far women's wrestling has come in the past few years? They've only been allowed to wrestle properly for a few years and you already want to set them back to the stone ages by objectifying them again?

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>>3045737
Holy fucking yum yum.

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>>3045775
enjoy your time off

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>Big Ass hurts his leg
>match immediately ends and he cries like a bitch on his way to the back
>Middle aged Asian woman breaks her collarbone
>finishes her match
>her match was way better than anything Big Ass has done

What was meant by this?

so this match and then the cena and reigns tag. who fucking cares.

>>3045792
Imagine getting worked this hard

>>3045792
Well, she's the GOAT. What did you expect from her?

AJ Styles is going to have a great feud with Bobby Roode once he gets called up.

>>3045792
Japan big penis, American small penis

>>3045792
>comparing not being able to walk to a collarbone
Divafags need to gas themselves

>>3045795
Added to the collage

Does Balor win this match if it were a shoot?

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>>3045787
Yes.

>>3045792
Asuka's injury is work

>>3045804
Cass has two legs. Asuka only has one collarbone

>>3045760
thanks for sharing

nobody cares

go back to your furry pony bullshit

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>>3045737

>>3045804
Based gooka working this anon into a shoot

You think Dolph fuck that solid 6 qt from the cricket commercial?

>>3045784
There was nothing false-flag about that post retard.

>>3045815
>furry pony
I dont think the entire internet is divided into 'Finn Balor fans' and 'bronies'

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>>3045767

>>3045814
>Having only 1 collar bone

What are you, a freak?

>classic match up
Cole please

Is the guy in Mr.Robot actually a robot?

>>3045821
You just know

Literally the most boring 2 on the entire roster.

>>3045831
Yeah. It everyone pretends that it's the big secret of the show

>>3045784
THIS

>>3045823
Stay mad ya ding-dong diddly dingus

>>3045831
he's le epic 4chan anonymouse hacker xD

>>3045792
those soft yummy empress tits

>>3045831
He's a schizo

>Jordens leg is bother him
Not as much as Cass' is bugging him.

>>3045831
he's greyworm of the unsullied

>>3045792
BASED

Ember also looked good in that match. She has the in ring skills and a unique look, it's a shame Ember is a charisma vacuum

>Chrisley's theme song is God of Thunder by KISS
BASED

>>3045814
>divafags are virgins who have no knowledge of their own bodies
Sad

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ember moon with nurse asuka back to health!

Is there another fucking beach ball

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>@BigCassWWE is currently undergoing early examination and screenings after landing awkward on his knee during Monday Night Raw...


>...Preliminary reports from WWE doctors and the medical team working backstage with Brooklyn Medical Department is that he is currently suffering form a fractured Patella, strained Patella tendon and a partial torn MCL.

What the fuck are they cheering and booing

These beach ball fags need to fuck off

Wtf is the crowd cheering at?

>>3045854
Yeah I'm here and it's one group of guys who keep blowing them up

>Beach ball more over than the Raw roster

Crowd gives no shits about finn balor match

>>3045848
Funny enough she is much like Jason Jordan.
Jordan is a solid worker, but has no charisma.

>>3045849
His theme should be It's Raining Men

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>>3045814

beach balls unironically make me seethe

Beachball? Send is Cesaro!

>>3045857
Lmao career over

Yo just got back from taking a shit. Has Finn ridden Jason Jordan's cock hard enough to make him cum yet?

>>3045861
A guy is watching the omega/okada 3 on a big iPad and showing the crowd

>>3045864
This is actually a pretty good match.

This guy in the front row is in love with Balor

>having such a boring product that people would rather play with a beach ball

We went from THIS IS AWESOME chants from the Tag match to JUST

>Beachball
This is why WWE doesn't give a shit about the fans. This match is pretty good.

Solid 8/10 match

Why does the audience suddenly cheer loudly for no reason?

That match was pretty good desu

I wonder what Kurt thinks about his son being a jobber to a tiny white twink

>>3045767
>"her" dick is bigger than mine
Wew lad

Dude dropkicks lol
Is the Jason experiment over?

And another week goes by with zero storyline progression regarding Jordon and Angle.

>>3045857
>broken kneecap
OWWW HOLY FUCK....He took that pretty well if that actually happened. A broken kneecap is fucking painful

Anyone have a webm of Big Cass crying?

Burying Jordan when he has literally nothing going with ANGLE IS MUH DAD

>>3045865
In terms of charisma and in ring ability yes, but Ember has a completely unique look. Jason Jordan is as cookie cutter as you can get

Why does Jordan remind me of disco kid from punch out

>>3045881
Plant

shoop beach ball on a T

Ball'or
Club

>>3045881
Plant

>>3045895
>if that actually happened
Probably not

>>3045857
Big Cass BTFO by Enzo!

Barclays is basically an r/SquaredCircle meet up.

>>3045902
I don't think so. I saw him before the show handing out wwe network cards and tossing out shirts with the crew

>>3045857
Fuck, I genuinely feel really bad for him. If he had something lined up for the future getting injured this way is terrible.

Roman is turning heel in the main event.

>>3045907
Nah, that would be if everyone in the arena honestly enjoyed a match between Balor and Jordan.
>It was a good match, actually!

I hope all these fans realize the WWE is getting the last laugh since they paid WWE to be there.

Cesaro should've come again to pop the faggot beach ball

>>3045907
I too sweeted a guy at takeover who had a "JUST" t shirt on with a picture of cm punk

>>3045857
ABILITY TO STAND LOST

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>tfw she is still on nxt tv cutting promos while injured
>regal brings up that he is going to strip her of the title
>she slaps him and talks shit
>she gets stripped of the title and debuts on main roster even more arrogant

>>3045840
Kill yourself for typing that

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>>3045814

>>3045935
worked

Reminder that the crowd was louder for the Brock/braun segment than the Roman/Cena segment

Big Hoss's are the new dimes

>>3045907
Barclays is basically a Bank

>>3045935
this

>>3045883
Feel bad for JJ, he's young and has potential but will never get over because he was in a retarded storyline he had no control over

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>>3045520

>>3045904
Lankets BTFO

>>3045944
Jeff Cobb when?

>>3045949
If he turns heel and beats the shit out of Kurt, it can still work.

BAYLEY HEEL TURN NEXT WEEK TO COST SKANKS THE TITLE

so the main event will be 5 minutes long?

>>3045955
jeff cobb is like 5'8

>>3045955
Would mark hard for mr fresh n easy

>>3045949
He'll never get over because he's boring af. A charisma vacuum.

Maryse is working my dick hard

Maryse looks like she was dipped in liquid pants before the show.

im glad they dropped the cringey "the inevitable samoa joe" from his titantron

>dat maryse wink
cummed

Is the Miz and his gang the wwes shitty version of the Worldwide Underground

Smell the seat of your computer chair, /asp/. What does it smell like?

Maryse's latex

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Based Maryse working my penis into a shoot and convulsions

>>3045964
What about Keith Lee

>>3045960
based Braunnnnnn will save us.

So...why they fuck is Cena on RAM?

>JOE
>JOE
>JOE
>JOE
>JOE

*insert fat man walking Family Guy gif here*

>>3045935
worked yourself into a shoot brother

There better be some kind of swerve in this match because aside from the opening this has been a pretty lackluster Raw.

>>3045971
if sandow was still around then yeah it would be

Not going to lie, that crowd pan at the beginning of Cena’s intro is always cool.

>>3045980
To prevent sub-2 million views for Football season

>>3045980
Cus it's the A-SHOW BITCH

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>3045964
Sorry, I forgot we jerk off about heights in here. I'll delete the post

BRRRRRRRR

>>3045980
He's a free agent.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>3045980
Football season is soon

Gotta save those sub-2 mill ratings LMAO

>Muting Ramen's boos this much

wow

This muting

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BASED BIG DOG

>Roman coming out after Cena

They are still trying to push this fucker as the top guy. Vince simply will not give up on this Roman project.

>>3045998
AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUN

Just how based is the based big dog?

THAT'S A REALLY QUITE CROWD!

>>3046002
Will there be millionaire nignogs complaining about America all season long this year.

HIT THE MUTE BUTTON BUCKEY BEAVER

Since Cena is a free agent, how about he shows up at Full Sail and works a match with Gargano

Le Jacket and Underwear man

>>3045997
he's a hoss on the indies but he would look silly in the ring with Brock and Braun

>>3045993
>>3045993
>>3045993
>>3045993
>>3045993

>>3046023
>booking that is fun and consistent in the world of the story
>wwe
lol

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>>3045975