Smackdown Game Thread #2

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>this fucking twin peaks parody

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who /fabulous/ here

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LYNCHED

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Save yourselves

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>next week is Stranger Things version

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>that whole segment

Post your dad's face when he walked in during tonight's gay cop dream segment

People joining us late, this episode of GAYCOPS was one of their best ever. Somehow they keep peaking rather than it getting boring or tired.

Im glad the acension is in on the gag hopefully they get to rebrand themselves as 2 dudes with attitudes.

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>TNA could be competing with WWE ratings right now if they didn't fuck up their Spike TV deal

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>yfw Fashion Peaks is Twin Peaks cannon

Getting real sick of these burger king croissant commercias

>tfw Vince only ok'ed it because he finally got around to watching the original series

>>2951066

nothing wrong with looking at a couple of good looking guys anon

What the fuck was that
I really don't get any of that
Did I get Lynch'ed

>>2951072
thanks russo/dixie

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I'm still trying to figure out what the syrup on the log meant

L A Y E R S
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>>2951075
McDonaldsfags SEERTHING

>English gets an entrance

Anyone have a picture of that fandango missing poster

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This week of +Smack is so bastard good

>>2951069

Reminder that supposedly there's more Southpaw Regional on the way. It could really happen.

Honestly, I want The Ascension to become metal guys that are secretly into not-metal things. Like, people find out about it and they get embarrassed and beat people up as a result. Imagine the feud possibilities!

>>2951062
No next week it'll be Fashion She Wrote

BASED ENGLISH /MYGUY/

Why doesn't Aiden English get a better gimmick?

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Well /asp/, are you close to solving the mystery? The clues are all there. Have you figured it out?

>>2951081
It refrenced fandango back when he had the valet so im guessing shes involved becuase the rose hurt him and they put syrup on a log so its got something to do with a canadian as well.

THE MOZART OF MELODY

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tfw when Breezango won't get a match at SS, but instead we have to wait/settle for their backstage skit instead

BASED ENGLISH WORKING THE MARK CROWD!

>that one fag who keeps calling based /smack/ SJWDown
Keep it up rawtist. it might catch on eventually

Inb4 Sami dive

>>2951098
Yes. It was Krispen Wah

>tfw as big as English

who /twink/ here

>actually letting him do this skit

And they won't evenet Elias sing.

aiden is fucking ripped

look at this dude

>>2951104
Why is Flair wearing two watches

English > Elias

Smack wins again baby!!!

DOUBLE U DOUBLE U
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>2951113

>>2951092
We need so much more on this pic. Where is Aiden, Gay Cops, and /uce/?

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>>2951098
Not even the best Detective named Kyoko

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SMACKDOWN DID IT AGAIN LADS

SSSHHHHHHHHHH

>>2951108
>Why can't I hold all these bombs

he gun get helluva kicked

The state of this singing hairlet.

Dude is getting so much heat damn

Has any heel gotten this much heat all year?
PUSH THIS BRILLIANT GENIUS

English is so fucking based

DOUBLE U DOUBLE U

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sm A+ ck truly rebirths from it's ashes again, lads

>>2951116
One is for show and the other is a cheap casio digital becuase he cant read a real watch

>>2951121
This pic was made before they were popular, someone could probably edit them on pretty easily

>>2951116
Ones a gift from Fandango. Flairs a die hard Breezango fan.

>>2951122
I want to fuck that digimon

smack is raping ram

What would they call the Gay Cops version of Columbo?

Their tights are almost the same

>>2951116
one for telling the time and one for flexing

>>2951132
Road Dogg probably got triggered into a mental break down and finally got gud

>>2951134
No it was not made/edited before they were popular it has charlotte and KO on it

>>2951129
>>2951128

Too bad it's Zayn that's supposed to turn this into cheers, it'll just end up amounting to nothing.

>block of wood
>syrup
>a rose (with a thorn)
what does it all mean?

>>2951116
1 for styling the other for profiling

>>2951146
Didnt the Fashion Police get their push like a week before Backlash?

BASED MOZART OF MELODY

WHAT THE

kek Sami will never recover

FUCKING BASED

OUR GUY

BURIED

B A S E D

Based English

BASED AIDEN

BASED ENGLISH

Fucking
What

THE MOZART OF MUSLIM ERRADICATION

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>Zayn jobbing to English

Our guy won
BASED

HERE'S TO THE GREATEST

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! THIS SMACK IS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!!!!!

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>Guy in a huh? shirt

HAHAHAAHAAHA
Sami BTFO

LMFAOOOOOO

/ourguy/

I miss the roll up victory guys.
im glad they brought it back

That was it?

i kek'd

>>2951152
fashion police were over long before their push here

based big butt Maria

FUCKING MASSACRE'D

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Blahahaaaa!!!!!

The state of Zayn fans rn

That part was fucking retarded

>Taking away from Mozart's victory

>>2951165

BASED

Based big alto aiden working the marks and drawing dimes. He truly is /ourguy/

This shit better lead to a threesome.

HAHA TIME FOR LOVE

I'M BURNING UP IN YOUR LOVE

Seriously, what even is this? Hilarious I guess, at least it's happening to Sami instead of Dillinger.

>divashit

Welp.

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Pits and Ass tag team?

I can dig it

Who was the white dude with dreads

What if your wife was a notorious slut 15 years ago but then reformed? Would you still love her?

....thats all theyre gonna say?

This is gonna be one of those nights

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ITS MS MONEY IN THE BANK TIME

Remember when people thought leaving raw would boost Sami zayn career Lol

Why is the Summerslam design so trash?

how hard do you think Gotch is seething right now

>Nigomi and Potato
welp can't win them all, hopefully is a short segment

>>2951150
It is Sami and Mike teaming up
wood = Sami's personality
syrup = canada
rose = mike

The Kanellis's unironically have the best theme

>>2951190
Yeah and then I'd take her last name, welcome to 2017

>>2951197
So mad he trips over another chair

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>>2951187
>Pits and ass

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>>2951190
Yes. Also means she has experience.

Which smackdown diva is the thiccest?

>>2951201
I keep getting it stuck in my head.

>Lynch and Nigger
How the fuck is this supposed to work out?

I wish based big dog was a free agent too

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>AJ opens the show
>Great Owens segment
>Based Twin Peaks skit
>Sami Zayn pinned in less than 3 min
>Cena vs Nakamura main event

HOW CAN RAM COMPETE?

>>2951196

Summerslam needs a vapor wave theme.

>>2951208
Naomi

>>2951190
That's most women these days... nobody's pure

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>>2951190

What if you genuinely believe your wife has only been with one man, but also she still thinks about it every second of every day?

>>2951201
This. I listened to that shit on repeat right after their debut. Beats the ass trumpets from Jason Jordan, big Cass and his generic theme and me buuuuurn it dooooooown

>>2951214
For whatever reason the ratings never reflect a good /smack but it's been top notch

>>2951208

>tfw no prime thiccy james

>>2951208
Naomi thanks to the Baboon genes

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>>2951208
Naomi

>>2951220
>2015

they literally look like teenagers

Big pop Becky confirmed over as fuck

>>2951208
It definitely isn't the skeleton Carmella

>>2951201
It's no BURN IT DOWN

>implying WWE broadcasts in 4k
c'mon jbl

>>2951229
I cant tell if you're being serious.

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it's happening again

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>Jobber entrance for #1 contender and ms mitb

>Becky came out of the horses as the consistently over face
>fucking Deanetty was the babyface coming out of the SHIELD
What a strange timeline

>>2951201
Best one is BURN IT DOWWWWWWN

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>music hits
>come out
>immediately show pits

What did Becky mean by this?

I need to impregnate Naomi sooo bad

Glow in the dark stripper and based predator

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>>2951208
Dana if we're not counting Naomi, since being black is basically cheating

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>the state of my career

He glow skit is actually pretty hot but then all the lights come on

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>the first hour is almost up

tfw no thicc black glow in the dark gf

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>>2951227
Holy fuck

>>2951242
she knows

>>2951246
Dana's on raw tho

>>2951201
>>2951222
>>2951233
Post yfw even the /smack/ theme revamps are better than RAM's.

>>2951208
Nattie or Naomi.

fucking nigger

TM-61 have been called up as heels?

>>2951247
Muslim
Ginger
SJW

I hate him as much as reddit loves him

Naomi entrance gave me a seizure
;-;

>>2951259
I just remembered how awesome TM-61 are

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>1 hour left

>>2951250
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS

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What indy guys seem like they'd be perfect midcard geeks in WWE?

Pic related, for me at least. Matt Taven has no business being near a main event scene.

>>2951242
She knows how to get herself over.

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>>2951246
>ywn do dirty shit with Dana in bed
FUUUCCCCK

>>2951263
Just you wait till the main event then

Becky just tore her quad.

>>2951261
How is muslim sjw?

Even the /smackdivas are better

>>2951265
Nakamara and Cena will probably get 25 minutes or more.

>>2951280
Rightfully so

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>>2951273

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this match sucks senpai

>>2951237
Saved

Naomi is so fucking annoyingly over confident

Shes just coming off as a bitch now and I cant wait to see her lose the title and chimp out

I hate when the pee break lasts longer than a pee break.

Lynch is eating another pin isn't she?

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Lets have a nice too seeet with the guy in the crowd that just told Natalya to shut the fuck up

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>>2951269
Oh, god, Taven has no star power whatsoever. I don't get what ROH see in him beyond doing moves well. Also, a lot of the current GFW roster would fit right into the midcard jobber role. Eli Drake, Chris Masters, Braxton Sutter, Bram, etc.

>>2951290
>Young Cucks
None for you.

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>>2951290

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>>2951294
Based Bucks

>literally the same ending for the tamina and lana match

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>>2951292
>Eli
>midcard

DUMMY

trash

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>Naomi's submission is designed to have the opponent tapping her ass to submit
Based

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Naomi's thicc body bent up in a sharpshooter.

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>>2951194
Gonna bust a fat nut to this. Thanks, Anon.

Women's wrestling

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>>2951274
>pic related
where there is a will. there is a way.

Wasn't that an Anaconda Vice?

Naomi's been champ all year

>Go make me some chili dogs
>diva shit already over
BASED

such a shame how badly booked they have Mella's code of silence, it's one of the few moves women pull off that actually look decent

Was GOAT Khali just a one off?

RENEE IS CUTE

She called him ginger.

Is Jinder reading his lines off camera?

>>2951311
Better be quality chili.

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>>2951301
Carmella's submission is pretty great too

GINGER

did he say Cena-phobia?

Jinders voice doesn't sound like complete shit tonight

He's doing a better promo here than in the middle of the ring

>its a sharpshooter never makes someone tap episode
>its also a naomis submission always makes someone tap in seconds episode

Is the sharpshooter weak as fuck or something? Everyone always gets to the ropes and survives for what feels like minutes while naomis submission makes someone tap in seconds

POO

Nice tie.

/asp/

did he say Cenaphobia?

>>2951313
No, he'll interfere in the "dream match" tonight.

Jesus Christ Jinder is so clearly looking down off a script every few seconds. CRINGE

Cenaphobia

>>2951323

>Indian
>Sounding like shit

adds up

Cenaphobia needs to end.

Does jinder literally say the same thing everytime?

BASED RURU

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>Cenaphobia

>>2951319
such a shame how poorly booked it is. it actually looks decent

How mad is Sami that Kinder is representing his people?

>>2951331
The scripts they have for him are fucking stupid and they make him talk in that deep monotone voice

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RURU
U
R
U

>>2951321
Yes. Also.
>Handsome Rusev vs. Big Banter Chad
This Smackdown is seriously show of the year worthy.

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>>2951269
HE'S TOO SHORT, DAMMIT

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>>2951326

Natalya wasn't set to win. That's why she was walking backwards faster than Naomi was crawling.

I hope Becky's knee is ok

>>2951321
Xenophobia

>>2951352
Who is scared of xeno morphs?

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the absolute STATE of Jinders promo. You can tell when he's looking down because he keeps forgetting his lines

I want that Hawaiian chicken sandwich from hardees

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>>2951354
>tfw realizing that they probably had cue cards on the floor

Jinder actually was decent on Talking Smack
What the fuck

>>2951353
who isnt

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RURU

FUCKING CHAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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how do you feel about that belt?

IT'S RURU TIME

>Chad Gable

i'll take it

Ryan phillipe is still around, good for him.

did he say kilos?

I love that they still do Rusev's weight in kilos.

This is gonna be gud bois

Based Chad got to keep the music and Jordanetty's new theme is absolute generic garbage

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>tfw match between two guys I like and want to see succeed

I forgot smack was airing, what have I missed so far? How long is left?

This is going to be a legit grappling match

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>138 kilos
>kilos

>everyone else lbs

This fucking inconsistency

I bet my bank account that chad loses in under two minutes

wait, this doesnt look like sports entertainment

Based Chad

>>2951373
CFO$ is making absolute shit themes for RAW lately

>Hell in a Cell
When will Vince finally change it to Heck in a Cell? Or even better H**k in a Cell. My wife's son can't see language like that on this program for kids.

>>2951378
It's part of the gimmick

>>2951375

First hour up to divashit was amazing. BMAJ wins in a good match against KO. Absolute KINO from GAYCOPS. Zayn got embarrased. Then Divashit and now what's currently ongoing.

What is Chad's gimmick?

>>2951381

WHERE IS HE

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>jobbing out RuRu again

Why do they do this to him?

>>2951370
he's europoor, yes of course kilos

>ethnic badguy

>>2951381

TELL US WHERE HE IS

I don't like wrestling at all.

I just like shitposting with you guys, I don't think I've liked wrestling for a long time, it's just awful.

>>2951387
He's ready and willing

>>2951381
Where is he?

>>2951381
WHERE IS HEEEEE

>>2951375
45 minutes left
Becky and Naomi beat Natalya and Carmella
Aiden English beat Sami Zayn
a Fandango and Tyler Breeze segment
AJ Styles beat KO
something with the Usos

>No ethnic badguy sign
What a fucking cuck

>>2951381
LYNCH?!

>Next SD PPV is in October

>Rusev's weight is announced in kilos.

What're some other nice touches that ring announcers apply like that?

>>2951381
It's time to talk!! Where is he?

>>2951386
Don't forget that it's not paranoia.

Just got here. Has SD been good, so far?

>>2951393
Except for every now and then when they get it right.
And then wrestling is awesome

>>2951393

This.

I've pretty much given up. I'm extremely close to the final step of not even watching to post with asp and just listening to Bruce Blitz's reviews.

>>2951393
same

>>2951401

That swagger when the announcer says "He is the PERFECT TEN!" that carried over from NXT.

>>2951375
AJ vs KO
Aiden English vs Sami (english won)
Gay Cops Twin Peaks parody
Diva tag team match playa

Pretty good SD

>>2951387
Same as Roman's and Marty jannetty's

>my tag team broke up but I'm not creative enough to come up with my own gimmick

>>2951405
Best show of the year so far.

>>2951400
Nah, there'll be one more in September, I think Clash of Champions?

They're advertising Hell in a Cell right now because they just announced it because they were in Detroit over the weekend.

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>>2951393
Don't give up, I always find something through /wooo/tube.

>>2951411
how did they do twin peaks?

>Raw goes to a commercial
>Smackdown has two panels so you never miss the action

Ramfags WILL defend this

>>2951405
You missed Fashion Peaks

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>>2951393
2sweetmebro
same
but i still like wrestling a little

I'm glad they do a split screen so we can see all the great rest holds they do during commercials

Rusev and gable deserve better, can they get Angle vs Brock rivarly?

>>2951417
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/892546639239331841

THAT MOONSAULT

>crowd into this

Uh-oh Jordan, you're losing the Janetty contest. (but then RURU is his competition and not Hawkins)

nice moonsaults

This is a great match

Let's go Daniel's Son

That was a perfect moonsault

>>2951405

Nope it's been trash.

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>GABLE BtoB SUPLEXING RURU
>THIS MATCH IN GENERAL

BEAUTIFUL MOONSAULT

>>2951441

>>2951441

>>2951441

>>2951441

>>2951439
HOOOOO MA

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THIS GABLE KID IS READY BROTHER HOLY SHIT

>>2951415
>>2951415
>>2951415
>>2951415

>>2951448
hey hulk

2 more suplexes and that finishes the ritual to summon Brock

CHAD BTFO

Jordan gets Angle BUT Gable gets Angle's moves?

WINNER: SMACKDOWN AGAIN!!

WHO'S IT GONNA BE

WHO'S IT GONNA BE

>>2951139
Columbone obviously.

>>2951139
Columbone obviously.

>>2951139
Columbone obviously

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Where the fuck is he