Stop smack, he's already dead
Will you watch GFW this week?
It should be where the Dorito taped episodes end
Crowd is pretty dead i'm a smacklad but i think ram wins this week.
>this match is good
Goddamn, this smackdown has been amazing. Big pressure on Nakamura to deliver.
Based Smack raping ram
RATE THIS MATCH
>Chad gets Ankle Lock
Really? I'd thought Jason would get that move
This is good match.
>>2951454
Nakamura cant deliver he has no moves
That was a good match
>>2951441
>they didn't have the guy that uses the ankle lock be Angle's son
>>2951451
Have sex pinhead
Why isn't Gable Angle's kayfabe son? That match was excellent!
Boypussy > girlpussy
>>2951461
MAKE IT A FEUD AND TAKE THIS AS FAR AS IT CAN GO/10
Chad BTFO
Come on guys! Chant with me! This is wrestling! *clap clap clap clap clap*
>kurt's wife son didn't get the Ankle Lock
lmao
Fantastic match that really shows both these guys are ready to be stars
HE SAID THE THING
WHAT
>Only 30 minutes left
What?
What?
WHAT?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
BASED RURU
pls not kane
Wait but I thought Orton was gonna fight The Great Khali?
What's going to happen to Khali then?
Hes limping how long is he gonna be on the shelf again?
>Rusev vs Randy feud
no
Did he get scared by his own music?
OH SHIT RUSEV'S FACING HIMSELF
>I HEAR VOICES
Oh.
SNEK
Rusev looked confused when his music hit
ORTON!!
Lol oops! Bucky Beaver hit the wrong music!
>>2951498
back to shitting in the streets
Based ruru
Randy doing another USA feud. Boringness
>Rusev going to be buried by Boreton
JUST
U
S
T
Will Rusev ever be the world champ?
>>2951498
Khali cannot handle a proper match, let alone an actual feud
>Blandy Boreton
Just when I thought SJWdown couldn't get any worse
oh, that's interesting
based rusev lingering near the main event
>Snek
pls put Rusev over
>>2951506
I felt like he was going to either say more, or he was expecting Randy's music and heard his own.
>Orton
Welp. Gable and him was good, I would have liked to see them face each other again.
Rusev fed to Orton now! Blalahaha!!!
When will these jabronis learn, do not get married and forget to invite Vince to your wedding.
Snoreton already made me dislike Bray. Pls not Based RuRu
>>2951498
I think Khali will accompany Jinder at Summerslam
>>2951506
>>2951511
>>2951503
>>2951502
Fucking fire Kevin Dunn already
This thread fucking sucks compared to the other one
Based Vince burying that manlet Gabletty
>tfw no Gable vs Rusev II at Summerslam
>tfw Rusev jobs to Orton instead of having a hard fought feud with Gable
Smack got ruined in just two seconds
>>2951524
This one was made first faggot.
>>2951523
Yeah that's what I was thinking
Boreton comes out after a solid match with a mid-carder. Much rather see a Gable/Rusev feud than this shit.
This thread has more messages, we're staying here
Every randy feud is the same yet he is still over
So Orton's gimmick is that he hates foreigners.
>>2951524
>being this desperate for (You)'s
Neck yourself
based smack crowd
>>2951541
I'm pretty sire its just his finisher thats over at this point.
What a great feud, created solely out of boredom and neither having an opponent
simply epic
B U R I E D
SLITHERING LIKE A SNEK
>>2951545
Sounds about right
>>2951533
lol I love thread autism.
It really shows how people's mind work
It legit bothers you this is not the correct thread..
I watched some guy have literal melt down in /ck/ on the /alk/ thread for using the wrong pic to start the thread.
Y r humans so weird bro
wtf I hate Smackdown now
WHY DOES RURU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE A JOBBER TO THE STARS
Are you ready for the biggest match in Smackdown history.
If they fucking dare put Orton over at SS
six feet deep
>>2951545
It isnt a gimmick. He is a Trump supporter
Rusev can certainly sell an RKO
Bulge translation?
Finally an appropriate use for the what chant.
Everything was good until they made Ruru look like an asshole again
pls no bury Ruru
orton's finally going over guys
>>2951564
Obviously
>>2951555
>complaining when we get RuRu back on TV
>>2951535
>actually wanting to see Gayble wrestle
stay in your nxt dick sucking containment thread
>Shinsgay Nakameme
>>2951563
Because Ruru is a good worker and heel, so he can make the shitty babyfaces look good
>>2951561
most people here can't function in the real world thats why we are here
You think Shawn got high with Willie and then Fucked that jail bait in his movie?
Why does Cena listen to rape music?
>>2951524
fuck off scum
>>2951542
Milky bags of sand.
So Jinder is going to interfere in the main event, causing it to be a triple threat at SS, right?
Yawn
>>2951555
>created solely out of boredom and neither having an opponent
Welcome to Angle vs Benoit
based smackdown has DUELING THREADS all night. Fan overload!!!
>"this is the greatest, greatest show wrestling has ever knoooown..
"
where is he?
>They're willingly giving this match away for free
>Expecting Jhon vs Jinder at SS to be a bigger draw
y
where's based Ziggler lads
>>2951585
Willie did but Shawn is born again so probably not. Early DX Shawn would have though
>>2951596
Packing his bags to go to New Japan
>>2951590
Based Maharajah making a more difficult match for himself for no reason
>>2951596
Hanging with Ryder in who the fuck knows where.
>>2951594
Costing Nak the match
>>2951590
triple threat and Fatal four way. What does that even mean?
>>2951590
No Ellsworth is because his ban is up and Bryan made the match
I'm searching this man. Have you seen him?
Just got a Commercial for WWELive on my TV
>August 12, Saturday
>WWE LIVE in Tampa
>Orton vs Jinder (c), Title Match
>AJ vs Owens (c), Title Match
>Rusev vs Shinsuke Nakamura
>Cena vs Chad Gable
>>2951590
Nah. Shinsuke will win THEN Corbin will cash his lunchbox in SS to make a Triple Threat against Shinsuke and Jinder
>>2951612
I got one for Baton Rouge Louisiana
I live in Baton Rouge Louisiana
>>2951612
You should go to it.
>>2951602
>>2951612
>Ruru vs Naka
Not bad
>>2951612
Those matches are usually planned out months in advance. Titles change hands after house shows are announced
BMJ
BRAAAAAPADO
John Cena = 4chan
Nakamura = reddit
Fuck HGH is truly the fountain of youth.
Shane has never looked better.
Soon as I hit 35 i'm getting on growth and leaving humanity in the dust
AND HIS NAME IS APPLEDOUGH
Oh wow he's actually in the sky box
FUCKING HYPED, BROS
>>2951630
>liking either of them
You = 9gag
>>2951631
Like father like son
*DRAWS MILLIONS OF DIMES*
How hard will you mark when Shinsuke The King of Strong Style Nakamura wins this match against John Cena?
I'm hyped lads.
SHITSTAIN NAKAMEME!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know WWE generally sucks but smack has been based tonight. I enjoy shitposting with you guys.
>Shinsgay Nakameme
seems like Shinsuke should be dancing around during the strobe part
>>2951637
Based Big Drug Dealer AJ
>>2951649
agreed brother
>>2951642
John Cena already said this is a burial tour of new talent culminating with Roman at Wrestlemania
Is this TEW?
I don't think they'll be able to get 7 stars in only 20 minutes, but they will get 6 stars.
HEY SHINSUKE
>this is the biggest match of Nakamura's career
fuck off JBL
I can't believe the GOAT is in ring with John Cena
>>2951649
So many posts like this tonight. It's like we all know that this based episode won't be matched for the rest of the year.
>>2951649
Been a pleasure, lad
>>2951655
Oh, so like his U.S. Title Open Challenge.
>>2951649
>gym
>yoga
>get stoned
>watch smack
fucking beautiful THANK YOU BASED JINDER
>>2951659
lose weight
>MUH DREAM MATCH
>>2951649
aye
IF SHINSUKE LOSES I BUY EVERYONE WWE 2K18 ON FOR STEAM
nakamura will win.
I know this to be true.
>>2951657
maybe if they were in the tokyo dome
>>2951643
this looks like so much fun
>tfw
>Not porn poo in loo master race with tons of bros to have awesome youtube ppvs with
>>2951649
/Smack threads are best threads
>i like naka
am i going to hell bois?
How is Smackdown so much better despite being filled with literal WHOs?
>>2951663
Becky is cute!
BIG MATCH JOHN
>>2951673
WWE took them down. Vince is an asshole
>>2951671
MAke it for Xbox One and you got a deal.
>>2951671
>>2951671
ARE YOU THE FAGGOT WHO OWES ME A FALLOUT 4 ?
>>2951649
WHO'S GONNA WIN
THE GOAT OR THE GOAT?
>>2951663
based
>>2951671
can i get a cena towel instead?
>>2951665
>Yoga
you know what its been a great show im not gunna call you a fag breh, you're okay.
>>2951671
Did you say this last night for Roman?
>>2951643
How are these poo in loos grafics better than wwes?
>>2951671
Screencapped
>>2951649
this has been exceptionally good
>>2951649
Smack PPV are even better
Money in the Bank was a blast
>>2951649
Buena esa papi
Will Nakamura break his "It takes three matches to finally get a good one" streak?
>>2951696
>Battleground
>British army recruiting at 3am
>>2951671
Better pay up if you're wrong big boi.
Lets go Shinskay
>>2951682
>he bought an xb1
>>2951681
what a legit shame that is.
LEts these kids make a little money man
They were born poor in shit hole india for fuk sakes
Road Dogg musta been secretly fired cause Smackdown is back baby!!!
RAM BTFO!
>>2951678
because it's more interesting to see different people each night both winning and losing, rather than the same 4 guys always winning on an endless rotation
>>2951671
DO DO DOO DOOO
>Nakamura vs Cena
I'd rather watch Big Show vs Big Ass in a 60 minute iron man match
>>2951671
I'll be waiting, anon
are razor blades really behind crystal shelves in the US?
>>2951699
Khali return made the shit night worth it
That and English BTFO 90% of the prediction sheet before the show even started
>>2951663
I want to put a child in this woman
my heart is pounding
a reminder
>>2951690
i only do it when im stoned because it feels like sex in that state and
>literally doing 20 mins of DDP yoga postworkout after cold bath
>>2951696
ppvs are alot of fun.
Wrestlemania was a shit show over here.
All the boards were here
Assen Na Yo!
>15 minute match
thanks vince!
BASED OHIO
>>2951716
lose weight
>MITB holder gets a match against the champ
why
That John reaction lmao
C'mon Shin
>>2951713
yeah, homeless will steal them if they aren't
gotta love seeing cena apply the wrist lock.
>>2951726
Ellsworth is back
CENA CHANTS
NAKAMEME "CROWD" NOWHERE TO BE FOUND
GOOKE IS DONE, LADS.
PEARL HARBOR WASN'T IN VAIN
inb4 barin corebin
NAKAMURA CAN SEE CENA
IT'S ALL OVER FOR CENA
>>2951729
t. guy who's gonna buy me wwe 2k18
Cena can actually put on a good match with someone good in the ring like AJ
>1 (ONE) Attitude Adjustment
You know it's going to happen
>>2951738
Cena is actually a great wrestler. Limited moveset or not, he can put on a good match.
ITS A DREAM MATCHUP MAGGLE
>autism spasm
>no split for this match
Do you think everyone put on really great matches tonight knowing that they'd have to try to show up Cena/Nakamura? I'd like to think so.
How will Barren give the win to Cena?
>this is a dream matchup!
And lets fade into commercial
Does anyone know what type of match this is?
Come on Cena bury this fool
>>2951738
Yeah, shocking. A guy who never has a bad match can have a good one with Cena. Bold statement goober.
>commercials
REEEEEE
>"GREATEST MATCHUP OF ALL TIME"
give them 12 minutes
meltzy has it 6/5 before the break
>>2951752
WWE in a nutshell
There is zero chance for anyone to get a clean victory for this match... sad!
>>2951671
steamID is alexman113
>>2951714
That was so funny, only 12 people remained before the ppv even started
What do people see in Nakameme
>>2951740
What makes him great? Calling out his spots for all to hear, or telegraphing them all to make them look incredibly fake, or the endless false finisher marathon of no psychology?
Has Shinsuke even put on any good matches to warrant this "Dream Match" bullshit? Seems like it's based almost entirely on his reputation in other places, rather than anything he's done in WWE.
>>2951704
Okay
>>2951752
forgot
>interrupt with commercials
3.5 star match incoming lads
i'm expecting some convoluted finish with baron and mahal interfering
lel they had 4 minutes of match between commercials
trash tv show
Alvarez said it best today: hard to believe we're living in a timeline where Nakamura is fighting John Cena on WWE smackdown live for a chance to take on WWE champion Jinder Mahal at Summerslam
>>2951671
Why can't you buy me a good game?
Only 10 minutes left...
Can't wait for Based Corbin to ruin this match!
>>2951757
Felt good being one of the survivors. Can you post the chart?
>>2951731
In the US they don't want the homeless to shave?
>>2951671
I hope you're a man of your word
>>2951671
You better buy me a copy, fucko
take a shot every time they say DREAM MATCH
>>2951741
The Ultimate Shill ride!
>>2951767
cringe
>>2951767
cringe
>>2951775
Cena's gear is so fucking bad
JBL being aware of memes is cringe
>>2951784
Got fucked by Steen and Generico
BIG MATCH JOHN
nakamura pulling his strikes this match
prob good move
You know what I love? When someone just stands there and takes Nakameme's kicks. Doesn't even try to block them.
>>2951784
Bless. I'll try to edit it so it looks like the one after Aiden BTFO /asp/.
wow hes doing it
hes having a shit match with cena
this fucking gook is shit and deanetty tier. fucking flop.
>>2951785
your post is a good 10 years too late my dude
Can you imagine if Nak was on RAM right now?
He'd be feuding with Elias!!
Why does RAM ruin NXT stars so bad?
THE POWAAAAAAAA OF SUPER CEEEENNNNAAAA
Based Nakameme
how polite for Cena to just let go of the STF like that
*flip*
THE POWER OF BIG MATCH JOHN
If nakamura wins I fap to asians in celebration
If cena wins i'll skip summerslam (hes not winning)
I GOT WORKED BY THAT AA
oh my god this is 6 star insta classic
AA BURIED
>Baron attacks Nakameme
>Nakameme wins the match by DQ
>Nakameme technically won so is going to Summerslam
>finisher kick-out on tv
That clothesline was better than the rainmaker easily
Pretty solid match so far
FU
ONE AA BTFO
>>2951806
Do you not own a clock/watch?
If you go by actual WWE/NXT canon, aren't Nakamura and Cena two of the most NEVER TAP/KICK OUT AT 2 9/10 dudes of all time?
>>2951809
He beat Baron in a rematch the next Smackdown.
>that guy taking pics of that girls ass
>when false finishers still make you flinch
>>2951784
b-but this board only has two posters Carter and dentonfag!
what's with these gay UFC-tier hug holds
some are saying match is good
some are saying match is garbage
WHICH IS IT MOTHERFUCKERS
YES! CENA BURIED, DROPPED ON HIS HEAD
KING SASHA
Cena's neck BTFO
>>2951810
It was just one dude.
>Rawtists believe their kiddy show can actually compete with this
Neck broken.
CENA BERRIED.
>>2951739
>State of (You)
WOW HE BROKE HIS FUCKING NECK
RIP NECK
HE BROKE CEN'AS NECK
what
>>2951822
it's great for a tv match
BYE NECK
CENA BURIED
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
CENA LANDED RIGHT ON HIS FUCKING NECK
F CENA HOLY FUCK THAT BUMP
>no-selling an AA
>proceeds to break cena's neck
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS FOR CENA
Cena just said he can't feel his hands
WTF!!!!!?????? IT'S HAPPENING
>>2951821
was a mma fighter at one time.
>>2951671
You win this time.
lol this gook is gonna get major heat
retarded gook cannot wrestle
shit match
just killed cena
smarks BTFO again
CENA JOBBED! BEST TIMELINE!
I cant tell if Shinsuke didnt throw him enough or Cena didnt jump enough
>>2951823
My new favorite wrestler! Someone who gives him a career ending and possibly life threatening injury.
BROKEN CENA CONFIRMED
LMAO WUT
FUCK YO NECK
FUCKING UNSAFE NJPW WORKERS FUXK
CENA DEAD
HE DID IT!
ALSO CENA DED
omg
CENA'S NECK IS FUCKED
CENA BTFO
WITH A BROKEN FRICKIN NECK
***3/4
THAT CHINAMAN JUST DROPPED CENA ON HIS FUCKING NECK
dude cena landed on his neck on that suplex
GAWD THAT WAS A SICK, SICK BACKDROP
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
Now fuck off and do another movie
Cena buried
>>2951671
YOU
IT'S YOUR FAULT, YOU KNEW HE WAS GOING TO WIN
F
NIPMAN ACTUALLY GOING TO SUMMERSLAM AGAINST JINDER!?
SAY IT AIN'T SO!!
Also RIP Cena's neck
>>2951845
Have sex.
>no selling the AA
good match,
im happy
good end of the day.
8/10 smackdown
9/10 shit posting
15 STAR MATCH
>>2951671
You're a lucky fuck, Anon.
>inb4 Cena has spinal surgery and can't complete Bumblebee movie
>>2951857
CENA CONFIRMED FOR OLYMPIC GOLD!!!!
CALLED IT!!!
I am the greatest and Cena necked himself too.
>>2951822
Shinsuke is looking good, so if you hate him the match sucks and if you like him the match is great.
Invisible Man BTFO by Shinsgay!
and the crowd goes mild
Shinsuke about to get fucking buried for almost killing Cena
>Shinsuke just mouthed "Im so sorry"
OH SHIT, IT LOOKS EVEN WORSE ON REPLAY
Lol Shin said I'm sorry
WINSUKE CHADKAMURE
Alright RAM, you can take the remains now
RATE THIS SMACKDOWN
10/10
Wow he almost got the Tyson Kidd treatment
>N E C K E D
Shinsake has to win Summerslam right?
Would be dumb to bury him with Jinder.
Summerslam is India vs Japan.
lol this gook is going to get buried to kingdom come
LMFAO
>JBL calling out that duplex
Kek
CENA PASSING THE TORCH
The absolute state of the AA
>Jinder vs Shinsuke
i don't even know how to feel about this
>>2951882
JINDER GETS TO DO THE HONORS FUCK YES
>Man from Japan vs Poo in Loo
>>2951889
best show in a while
>>2951883
>Im so solly
Fixed that for ya
WOW HOLY FUCK
So Corbin is winning at SS isn't he?
That was a really good match.
anyone still call it the FU?
>>2951889
100000/100000
>>2951889
The last two matches were great.
9/10
>>2951892
Beats Jinder, Baron cashes in the briefcase.
>>2951892
Yeah he's going to win and Corbin will cash in and win for nuclear heat.
backdrop driver because cena refused to flip
>be cena
>technically bad wrestler
>injure self because I don't know how to take bumps
>blame it on other people
>get them buried
>ruin their careers
And nakameme in trouble?
>>2951889
9/10
good show today.
wrestling was pretty cool
>you now realize that this only happened so cena would lose to jinder
>>2951889
9/10
I wanted to see the Lone Wolf
>>2951899
I can feel another hard elbow to the head coming Shinsuke's way
>>2951889
Road Dogg redeemed /10
>>2951889
9/10 for the diva stuff and the selling being a little too all over the place with that Cena/Naks match.
>>2951906
Hell, I still catch my self calling the whole damn promotion "the fed" sometimes.
FUCKING JAPANETTYS GETTING REVENGE FOR PEARL HARBOR KILLING OUR AMERICAN HEROES REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2951870
make me
webm that literal neckbreaker, homos
SERIOUS QUESTION /asp/
When was the last time a major WWE Title (World Champ, WWE World Champ, Universal, etc....not US, IC, or any of those) was fought for at a PPV where BOTH guys were CLEARLY not white and/or American?
>>2951889
Cena already healed from the broken neck.
haha fucking big breakfast
BARON IS ATTACKING CORBIN
OH SHIT IT'S STILL HAPPENING
BASED CORBIN
mfw I accidentally let out a scream and did the hand thing when Cena landed on his head
uh what's happening? lol Corbined
Anyone get a webm of the neck spot?!
Well, they do call him the King of Strong Style for a reason...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WeT9sOApx0
>>2951889
great until nakameme appeared.
>Cena vs Corbin at Summerslam
I can dig it
WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK
CORBIN BURIED
That sign that looks like "King of Strong Stile"
You guys think Cena's heel turn is close?
>>2951784
>that guy who would have won if not for the botched finish by AJ and KO.
Kek
Corbin murdering Cena.
Good stuff.
>>2951935
were wrestling fans.
We dont look at shit like that.
Be good and will love you forever
>>2951961
The only way they could have pulled it off is him breaking the Undertaker streak or retiring him.
Anyone brewing up webms or gifs of that botched exploder?
gotta give 205 a go
>>2951961
>Cena heel turn with an NWO reform
I'd watch every fucking week
>>2951917
>>2951978
This, haven't seen it since forever.
>>2951891
Delete that fucking pic. Don't make a meme out of that phony fucking plant.
>>2951935
Mysterio vs King Booker at Great American Bash 2006, maybe. It's the first one I remember
>>2951915
It's true. This was actually Cena's fault.
calling it, corbin will cash in at summerslam and fail
>>2952001
That might honestly be it. I was trying to think maybe Del Rio, but I don't think any of his title challenges fit the bill.
>>2951889
Fucking awesome/10
After the show Corbin attacks Shinsuke, Cena defends him and AAs Corbin onto the spanish table
>205 is still a "funny" show
just go full edgy or fucking can it
>>2952031
Is there anyone more buried than the Spanish Announce Table?
Metalik is back tonight
Gallagher stop.
I stopped watching 205 for a few weeks. Tune back in and it's the same shit. Do people actually like Bryan Kendrick?
>>2951889
Gay Twin Peaks kino and final match made it a 9/10 for me
>2K17
>NOT FPWW
fucking plebs
>>2952071
That game is hard as shit
>>2951889
4.75 star show overall but based Twin Peaks + Gay Cops segment and Nakamura winning bumped it to 6 stars. Crowd sucked but the better than average writing and presentation made it feel like a huge show.
>>2952080
and 2K17 is just shit. They got me with 2K16 but never again so fuck 2K18.
>Gran Metalik
oh shit fucking finally! mi negro will win
>>2952112
we about to get a decent match
This is somehow a worse promo than good lucha thing
>>2952016
Uh yeah, Del Rio vs Sheamus (c) at MITB 2012. Sheamus might be superwhite but he's not american
Based Rey de las Cuerdas waking up the crowd
damn that was beautiful
REEEEEEEEE
How many weeks until Metalik is on 205 again?
I still believe in Metalik, his time will come. And he didn't botch this time.