Monday Night Ram thread #5

smoke

did they not say this would be the main event?

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gonna go ahead and post this now cause I refuse to stay up to see a Memezo and Cass main event segment

MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?

THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA

S A W F T

I want to bury my 5 inch penis into nia

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Just let it end already.

COREY GRAVES IS ENZO/CASS ATTACKER

SCREENSHOT THIS

Thank you based Vince I have to piss pretty bad

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based Lexi at the announcer's table. was just thinking of that very thing earlier in the show

the new faction is interesting though.. Miz is going to grow a beard and be a dominant heel now that he's single

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Reminder that Enzo and Cass bullshit will close the show

>>2779162
Nah he can't wrestle anymore so no point

>>2779159
[spoiler]Enzo is the one attacking Amoregay and Bitch Ass[/spoiler]

wait, the horse girl looks cuter now

Why is it called "Baby Driver"?

Is the getaway driver an infant?

Didn't Nia Jax used to have some kind of eye makeup markings?

So, uh, anyone else gonna watch Table for 3?

So it's the divas match a squash match, or do we have to tune into raw talk exclusively on the wwe network ™ to find out about the Enzo and big Cass reveal?

>>2779150
>>2779130
"no"

I miss the football niggers that used to come on after this.

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>>2779173
She has since the Rumble m8.

>>2779162
>caring about being right about the E
come on dude ur making us look bad

>>2779159
BASED

>>2779162
its the Revival..

>>2779166
>we get to hear her ramble for the next 10 minutes

Oh joy!
She sucks on the mic unlike her fanboys claim she is great.
>Emma saves us from this

Based Emma.

>>2779172
retard

THE FOOT GODDESSES COLLIDE

>>2779159
cringe

>Women's match becomes a clusterfuck

every FUCKING week

>Diva shit main eventing

fuck this company

What a clusterfuck of shit.

I want to kill myself right now

i could see a tag team match coming out of this

unfortunately we're out of time. good night everybody!

this is trash

AND THE CROWD GOES MILD

>bayley boob jiggle running

Nice.

BOUNCING TITTIES DANA WEBM WHEN

And Bayley because why the fuck not?

Seeing Bayley run to the ring gets me hard every time.

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>Bayley's tits bouncing as she ran to the ring
noice

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>>2779140
So what is happening so far?

Rikishi is the attacker. He did it for the Rock.

>fatal 5 way
>there's 6

based Booker

DIVAS ERA WAS WAY BETTER THAN THIS SHIT

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There are grown men who enjoy watching females fake wrestle

>>2779209
sinister six way

those tits bouncing

>>2779206

Nobody cares enough to want to figure any of this out.

>>2779208
>implying it's not zombie Umaga

Why do women wear black lipstick. No one has ever looked good in it since the beginning of time.

>Oh shit guys we forgot the divas this week
>Fuck it, throw them all in the ring for a 5 minute squash match with no explanation as to why there wasn't a dq

>>2779212
>R squaredcircle

>>2779206
Just typical RAM shit

>>2779212
Imagine being the guy who made that image

>>2779212
Cesaro is probably the best wrestler in the company behind AJ. Fuck your poorly drawn cartoon.

>>2779208
It was Krispen Wah

Bayley? The same Bayley that was buried by JAMES ELLSWORTH?

>>2779221
It was DQ'd immediately when Emma kicked nia

>>2779187
Fuck The Revival

>>2779215
Sexy six way

>>2779218
I see what you're saying.
>>2779224
Gross

>>2779221
Emma accidentally kicked Nia Jax, which ended the initial match with a DQ. The rest was pointless run-ins.

>>2779229
GO HUG YOURSELF

which division is worse? Smacks or RAMS?

Bayley tits bouncing as she ran into ring fuuuuuugggg

Gezus, what size are Dana's boobs?

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>>2779223
basically. some slip over here at times

An accurate depiction of RAM trying to keep viewers engaged tonight: https://twitter.com/ObsidianWasp/status/876573647321825280

>>2779237
RAM.

Smack is getting better main event wise

>>2779237
Both are bad, but at least Ellsworth is making it somewhat interesting at the moment

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who is Bliss even feuding with now or is it everyone?

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>I did it for Big Cass
>I did it for the people

so that's how it ends?

>>2779237
RAW, they don't have any story or direction.

Probably my last or second to last RAW I'm able to watch live for quiet some time...don't think, I will miss it much.

>>2779253
>there are people on /asp/ this new

>women get cheated of "history" in MitB match
>a FUCKING WHITE MALE returns to save them
What did they mean by this?

KURT ANGLE IS THE ATTACKER

>>2779237
Women's?
Raw by far.
SD actually does a decent job writing all the girls to look strong. Raw is usually about 1 girl. And now that is Bliss. And WWE has been trying to hide how shit Bliss is in the ring. How many weeks is this in a row that she hasn't wrestled....3 straight weeks.

>two weeks ago getting squashed by Jax and gets Dq'd
>last week walks out of tag match
>this week commentary that turns into a cluster fuck

Angle did it

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>>2779242
imagine being this guy dad
or is it single mother?

>>2779184

>tripfagging
>come on dude ur making us look bad

HAHAHAHAHA

>>2779250
Everyone else is feuding for number one contendership, with the most likely being Nia Jax, though Bliss is trying to ally with her instead

>>2779253

IT WAS ME CASS IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

>TFW I want to watch smackdown and see what happens, but I can't stand Daniel Bryan.

>>2779259
We growing stronger each day. And larger too

What if it's the driver of the white hummer from WCW?

SHELTON BENJAMIN DID IT

>yfw Kurt's as tired of their shit as everyone else

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>This women division trying so hard to stay relevant while based Ellsworth and Miss Money in the Bank are in another ring celebrating.
How sad is the state of RAM

>ENTERTEINERS
>WRESTLERS

RIP Kurt Angle's career

Angle is nervous. He's been told to hurry up, poor guy. This shit's about to be an improvised train wreck

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>>2779268
aw sunofabitch

>>2779250
Mandy, Bliss, Bex, and Bliss need to have a fatal 4 way Ultimate Surrender match.

>Raw GM
>wears smack blue

>the state of ram

Broken matt did it

I love angle's smile whenever he comes out. He truly loves what he's doing

Dubs and it's actually the awesome truth attacking everyone

This segment is guaranteed to be a flop if Cass is the attacker. It's going to be as bad as Rikishi being revealed as the attacker.

I feel less and less people are going along with that now.

Enzo may not have much of a range on the mic, but he's really, really good at what he does.

>>2779266
that's not even a trip you redditor

Charlie Hass & Shelton Benjamin were the attackers

Big Show is the only logical attacker but that would fucking suck

>>2779250
I don't really like how she shows off her little skelly hands during her entrance. It reminds me too much of Sasha doing that same thing with her retarded BOSS jewelry

>suspects

Get these fucking wiggers off my screen

WE GO HARRRD

Enzo rocking the ISIS beard.

It was Kane

>>2779277
Based GOATsworth

WHEN WE FIND OUT WHO IT WAS WE'RE GONNA FIND YOU

Spoiler: The attacker is Adam Cole

He's going straight to the main roster.

It was disco inferno mad because Booker dissed him on talking snack last night.

>ib4 it was Enzo all along who makes the least amount of sense

>>2779298

>Wiggers
>Not just average gabagool bros

Who's it gonna be? CM Punk?

>>2779301
no it was fake kane

No Jaws Just Chins

>>2779290
Now you're making me moist

Well, it's the Big Show.

BASED BEEEEG

>>2779301
it was ONE ON ONE WIT DA UNDERTAKER

>>2779289
worked into a shoot

It's.... Christian...

>>2779298
their gimmick is far from what you would consider "wigger" they are not trying to act black

Watch it be Sanity or whatever those industrogrind homosexuals in nxt are

>>2779303
Literally what the fuck did he mean by this???

I can't believe diva shit and this is ending RAW

it's like each week they try to see how low they can get the ratings

So big show is a suspect because Big Ass get jealous last week?

Based BEEG

What if they throw us a swerve and Kurt was the attacker the whole time?

BIG SHOW NIP SLIP

>>2779292
>a fucking giant somehow managed to pull a sneak attack without getting noticed
?

>>2779304

I might mark out for BAYBAY!

>Vince comes out

Vince: It was me Enzo! It was me all along!

Enzo: Aww, son of a bitch!

BEEG mad they wont let him go home and play destiny

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It was Rusev.

>>2779308
yep you got it he's coming back to feud with enzo and cass

>I've been talking to suspects all night
>3 people

Kurt Angle, master detective

It's gonna be the Revival. Fuck this show

CASS BTFO

>>2779325
>Enzo and Cass have been attacked for three weeks in a row without either of them having any idea who it could be

?

>>2779332
I hope they beat up Angle

>you will never defeat oryx with bigshow in your fireteam

>>2779329
Have you ever heard of a website called pornhub

>this is how Big Show's career ends

>>2779332
Plot twist: It is the Ascension

BEEG TO SMACKDOWN

how can one show be so based

BIG SHOW TO SMACKDOWN, HIS CAREER HAS BEEN COMPLETELY REVITALIZED

Based BEEG

Beeg to Smackdown

B E E G
E
E
G

BIG SHOW HEADING TO THE A SHOW

HOW CAN RAW COMPETE

BADDABOOM
BIGGEST SHOW IN THE ROOM

God this is awful

COREY IN RING RETURN

>cass on the mic

absolute shit

Please get the fuck on with it

PLS LET IT BE BROKEN MATT

kurt is in charge of revival?
maybe?

what happened i took a shit

OH SHIT

COREY GRAVES WAS THE SHILL

SWEEEEEEEEEERVE

It's Darren Young!!

Is... Big Cass literally painted orange?

god it's fucking cass

this is awful

COREY BREAKING THE SILENCE

IF DOUBLES IT WAS NONE OTHER THAN VLADIMIR PUTIN

INSIDE JOB

ITS STING

CASS=LIAR

WHY DO THEY INSIST IN TRYING TO MAKE THESE MEATHEAD RETARDS TRY AND ACT

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>it was a false flag all along

IT WAS GOLDBERG'S TEN YEAR OLD SON

it really was big cass


wtf

how the fuck would Graves but not Angle know whether Big Cass got medical treatment?

>this is how they turn Big Cass heel

Holy shit this is awful.

>>2779358
>implying people haven't been calling Cass for weeks

Well then it's cass. This is boring shit.

This reminds me of the HBK/Triple H 2002 mystery attack

CASS DING-DONG DIDDLY ATTACK ENZO

sashA+ just worked me into a shoot

>this terrible "security camera" effect

OK LETS SE THE CAMERA FILM 2 WEEKS LATER.. GREAT

ENZO RUN NIGGA

>>2779377
Except much shittier

COREY GRAVES WAS THE SHILL

Cass heel turn?

BIG CASS WAS BEHIND SANDY HOAX

Good job they went it the obvious betrayal

wow vince russo is really writing this shit

This attempt at breaking heel may be the most burying I've seen in a long while.

welp. Smackdown wins again

Fuck you Vince.

Big Cass did 9/11!

>>2779383
Yeah that too

Also why is Corey Graves doing the investigation

LOL THIS IS RIKISHI ALL OVER AGAIN!!

4 hour raw tonight lads

IT WAS ME ENZO

Every fucking tag team always has to end up betraying each other

ENZO BTFO

HOLY FUCK

this is worse than Rikishi and Katie Vick combined

Cass will be a jobber in 10 weeks

snitch graves strikes again

Hahahahahahah we're finally witnessing the death of Enzo Amore's career

God bless Vince

FUCK YOU CASS

CANA MAGREGAR

i...im scared

BASED VINCE DOING A FALSE FLAG ANGLE

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Now Enzo has to act.

>have a team that pops the crowd every time they are shown
>"LETS BREAK THEM UP!"
Its fucking DIY all over again.

Why would they break up Enzo and Cas without them even getting a title run and during a shallow tag roster on Raw? Plus Cas can't talk and Enzo can't wrestle. They're a perfect team.

This is tucking stupid.

THE TWEET WAS A WORK!

RIP Enzo's career. Once this is over, it's jobber village for him.

It's crazy that cass went from the singer of puddle of mud to main eventing Raw

JUST

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!

Enzo and Cass both burried. Should of just made him a singles star with enzo managing.

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Why would they break up these two? The marks love them.

>these guys are pretty popular
>they even cover up each other's shortcomings
>lets break them up after a year because reasons

sure okay

holy shit
RIP in peace Enzo

All you had to do was check the security cameras.

ALL THEY EXIST FOR IS TO RECORD THINGS FOR SECURITY REASONS, KURT!

Beeg Ass Universal run when?

please remember that this is always how wwe pays off storylines that everyone says "wait for the story to play out"

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>ENZO YOU'RE FUCKING DONEZO
That guy called it

Big cass pipebomb

>Enzo getting destroyed
This is oddly satisfying.

So now that they're broken up, who's the Janetty?

>>2779411
>This is tucking stupid.
>RAM

well there's your answer

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>action
>comedy
>mystery

Based RAM covering all the entertainment bases.

/RAWlpha/'s win again

Can Enzo and Cass have a career without each other?

Find out in 6 months when they are working at the record store at the local mall.

They both look uncomfortable with this angle.

Cass was fucking crying legit when Gotch almost killed Enzo

IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>People will still pretend Russo is not working with WWE

Why even bother? This have Russo's sign all over the place

This is pure shit

>>2779410
DIY are two great singles guys put in a tag team. So that was fine.

This is like breaking up the Prime Time Players

>>2779419
u loved them
end of a thing
they will be missed

>a tear
Holy shit

Noooooooooooo
These guys are annoying but I actually feel bad about this

IT WAS ME ALL ALONGGGGG
Im glad this shitty tag team is ending.
more revival please

>>2779398
I fucking hate it, there is literally nothing wrong with both guys being like "dude lets do singles, ok" they could have just as easily had cass go for the ic and enzo go for the cruiserweight belt...

Have you ever had your best friend stab you in the back, /asp/?

I COULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS

ENZO DESTROYED

This is worse than the cryme time betrayal but its gonna end up, just as stale.

VINCE IS JERKING OFF TO THIS

FINALLY HE GETS TO UNLEASH BIG CASS UPON THE SINGLES COMPETITION

WOW THATS A LIT PROMO THOUGH

God damnit Vince this is legit stupid bullshit

Jesus just kick his head off and be gone with it, why all the subterfuge and promo class level promoing?

...but he did used to slap Enzo when he ran his mouth or ranted too much. If anything, this just buries their entire NXT run. At least Enzo is selling this shit real well.

This is kinda pullin on some feels.
not a lot, but some.

>>2779428

Both of them.

IT'S ME ENZO

>enzo tear

wtf i love enzo now

So...how bad is this going to get.

>>2779436
>2 guys who are worthless as singles
>could be good at a team

thats pretty much Enzo/Cass in a nutshell.

>15 extra minutes for a Cass heel turn

What did they mean by this?

I WANTED TO
WATCH
YOU
SUFFER

>>2779411

>>Plus Cas can't talk

Still think so?

>love WWE
>enter contest
>get to go to water park with Enzo and Cass
>have a great time
>few weeks later they hate each other
>it's all your fault

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Pretty sure that's Vince's voice coming out of Cass's mouth

In WWE

is this some kind of HHH/Shawn knock off?

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enzo betting absolutely btfo by cass holy shit

Are we witnessing a live jannettyfying

FUCKING BTFO. HOW WILL ENZO RECOVER

>Tfw the Hardys being back are the reason Enzo and Cass have to break up

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>Enzo

feels bad

"ENZO, I WISH YOU DIED IN THE WOMB"

Wtf? I'm reading the results of this shitshow, why is big show going to smack?

>>2779458
Yep.

Remember the Cryme Tyme break up? Massively over and dead in a month

>>2779473
lol'd

>>2779450
slow clap

RIP MEMEZO AND ASS'S CAREERS

>Cass actually being good on the mic
Well I'll be...

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I actually feel bad, what the fuck

Big Dimes Cass.
He getting dat solo push.

WTF I LOVE BIG CASS NOW

>ENZO YOU DESERVED TO BE GASSED WITH THE REST OF JEWS

wow since when did raimi direct raw?

>People chanting for Beeg
The state of these two

Both future endeavored in a year

Enzo will be pushed to Smack to feud with Big Hog

>>2779474
Kurt hurt his feelings

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How come my name is on the list

>im where the money is
>never drew a dime
>says enzos ass cant draw checks
>says he was behind him

is this this a gay jew angle?

cass has nice titties

We all know what they're gonna do with Cass, what the fuck are they going to do with Enzo now?

That was an amazing promo.

Holy SHIT THIS SEGMENT

>those tits

LMFAO

fuck ya'll that was well done

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Based Cass gonna draw big dimes and Enzo gonna get future endeavored because he can't wrestle for shit

Vince is in gorilla right now hugging cass I bet

>>2779483
based raimiposters

The only assholes who watched this is us and Reddit.

Millions fucking tuned out

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I feel bad for little baby Enzo.

>>2779491
205 Live.

>main event is a dead meme tag team breaking up and autists posting shit like "i think cass is a future champ"
i don't belong here anymore

>>2779491

memeweights jobber

>>2779468
Holy shit, Cass' obviously not been skipping promo class. He actually didn't sound like a robot for once.

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press F

actually starting to like RAM again
fuck

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>>2779473

>>2779491
Jobber on 5 foot 5 live

So how long until they make up?

I give it 2 months.

I cant believe corey graves was the shill..

>tfw everything cass said was true

Raw almost won and then they fucked it up with a half hour left


now its gonna lose to a show where daniel bryan white knights over muh men winning womens match

>>2779505
S

Im sad for Enzo, but Cass is right.

>>2779505

Motherfucking F. Enzo and Cass were one of the reasons that I got into NXT to begin with.

anyone made .gif of bayley running to the ring yet?

>>2779491
6 month angle where he gets cucked by noam dar

>Big SASS gets his own entrance theme now

wew

why does wwe like fat people now

>>2779502
He's literally Test 2.0, forever destined to be the backup plan.

>>2779329
Dat pantyhose crotch

Wow that was heart breaking

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>>2779513

>>2779505
X

For those retards on here asking "why break them up XD," the answer is that Bitch Ass is tall and Vince wants him in the main event scene.

>>2779516
the deepest lore

>>2779513

>I'll lay it all out guys I swear
>Welp the criminal didn't reveal themselves I guess we'll just have to wait till next week cause I got nothing

How did they expect this to make Angle look?

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>>2779522
take a shower, hit the weights

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>>2779483

Watch them do something like team enzo up with show and they immediately win the tag champs

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>>2779480
same here

feels odd

>>2779527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpZxikSKQJs

This was his NXT theme before Enzo came along

It's EDM as fuck

>>2779527
Big Cass coming out to some generic metal riff?

Well...I mean RAW did have too many guys on the roster, so this removes 2 for the price of one.

Now Cass can feud with the Titus Brand and Big Show, and Enzo can do nothing, maybe he'll challenge for the IC title and never win a No.1 Contender match

Both Enzo/Cass WORKED because they were a gimmick tag team.

Enzo would talk shit, get throttled for 10 minutes, take bumps, not much offense, and then Hot tag Cass who would just do Big Boots, Elbow Drop, and simple moves. Then they'd set up the finisher and pin 1-2-3....

WTF are either supposed to do now? Cass cant work a full match and Enzo has never been a credible to threat to anybody.

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>>2779499
>he will never get his revenge fairly because his stature
>he will sink to the lower midcard because Cass is the only one he works well with besides Big Show, who just peaced
>merchandise sales will now plummet, and WWE just axed one of their hottest acts

>>2779535
This is obvious, most just think it'd be better to have Enzo as cass's manager

>>2779528
fat guys buy ko merch

I guess I'll watch table for 3 for Maryse and K2

Cass should get a new finisher and call it CASStration

>>2779560
Can confirm.

>>2779511
I don't think so, anon. there's no coming back from this. Even if they tried to retcon it, I don't think fans would ever be able to trust Big Cass again.

>>2779480
I have good memories about them on NXT, it feels weird...

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>That single tear running down Enzo's cheek
Also this Blood Drive show is fucking whack.

BLOOD DRIVE
DRIVE WITH BLOOD

>>2779461
Yes? Lol wtf

>>2779505
Fuccccckkkkkk

I stopped giving a fuck about EnC when they were basically exposed as amounting to nothing

Enzo's promos also became hot dog shit

What in fuck is this, Lucia Underground meets The Fast and the Furious meets Crank?

>>2779472
>no more friends
>nobody likes him
>got humiliated by lana
>cass was the one banging carmella while enzo watched
>gotch botch almost ending his career

Being Enzo is suffering.

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>>2779581
>Also this Blood Drive show is fucking whack

Wtf you talking about? If you look kino up in the dictionary it says "see blood drive"

>>2779431
Neither guy can wrestle.
At least Enzo can talk.
Cass can't talk or wrestle. So unless they just make him a unstoppable heel that doesn't say much, he won't be going far.

Punished Enzo is going to become Bryan 2.0.

He'll go on a hunt for gold to prove he wasn't the weak link and all talk no action. I could see them trying to give him a Santino like role as an IC or US Champion while Cass goes for the larger titles.

>>2779581
>Also this Blood Drive show is fucking whack.

Says you. It seems pretty fucking clutch to me. Also, it's meant to kinda come off like a low grade b-movie, grindhouse shit.

>>2779461

Not him but he literally sounded like every other promo he had up until the end where he started shouting.

Maybe he needs some time to get used to it but you have to admit, the dudes worked well together.

>>2779599
Sorry, I meant whack in the "crazy or unbelievable" sense, not the "shit quality" sense

>Breaking up a well-regarded tag team
>Baby's first heel turn for a giant dude
>Beeg says man fuck you, I'm out

Clearly, Cass is being prime to become the new turn every-other-week giant, and Enzo will be the external crying component. They just replaced Show.

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>Enzo and Cass never won a title together

>>2779606
Hate to say it because when Enzo first debuted I thought he was the fucking future, but he sucks shit in the ring. His mouthpiece took him about as far as anyone with no ring skills could hope to go, but I have a bad feeling it's the beginning of the end for him.

>>2779610
See this >>2779614. I was using a different meaning of the term.

>>2779610
>fake grindhouse for the USA Network

It's shit.

anybody has a pic of his tear?

>>2779611
It was all true though, Enzo was holding him back.
With a bit more of work and improvement Cass could be main event material, or at least have a midcard IC title shot. C'mon if Corbin had his push, Cass is capable as well.

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>>2779624

>>2779625
He could probably be an announcer, which could use some new talent.

Something about Graves just pisses me off, and Im completely neutral on Byron saxon I don't hate him but I don't like him.

>>2779638
Yeah when Enzo was injured Cass was doing really well solo, hell he even had some solid momentum behind him

>>2779601
He isn't expected to go far. WWE needs another filler heel feud for Roman to prolong the Wrestlemania main event.

>>2779651
>Something about Graves just pisses me off,
I'd say that's him doing his job. He is the heel announcer after all. Unless he just radiates Xpac heat for you.

>and Im completely neutral on Byron saxon I don't hate him but I don't like him.
Eh, Byron has that effect on people. He's milquetoast personified.

Also, is the f word allowed on cable after 11:00 P.M. or something? I don't know if I've ever heard it uncensored on cable here in Burgerland.

>>2779624
was probably the plan all along

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>>2779473

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im feeling so feel right now fucc

>>2779610
Still don't know how they're able to say fuck on basic cable

>>2779667
Technically it's premium tv so they can say it whenever they want but I think there's some sort of gentleman's agreement between the networks that they don't.

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R I P
S A W F T

VAGINA POWERS, ACTIVATE!

Watch me do something totally inappropriate if a man were to do it to me.

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>>2779498
Dumb bitches deserved it if they ditched.

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>>2779505
Nope

C

celebrate

>>2779675
Did they? I missed that

>>2779667
After like 10 or so they can be as vulgar as they want on cable TV since the kids are in bed.

Fx and comedy Central do it all the time.

>>2779670
>wwe
>multi-year plan

yeah I bet that's it

There's only... ONE word, to describe Cass, and I'm gonna, SPELL. IT. OUT FOR YA.

D
I
M
E
S

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES

>>2779441
Shawn Michaels not only ruined Jannety's career but all the teams separations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsvUNQyWFhw

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>>2779676
>>2779699
Interdasting. Thanks for the answers.