Last one of the night
Another shit Ram, aside from BRAUN
gonna go ahead and post this now cause I refuse to stay up to see a Memezo and Cass main event segment
MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA
S A W F T
based Lexi at the announcer's table. was just thinking of that very thing earlier in the show
Reminder that Enzo and Cass bullshit will close the show
>Bayley's tits bouncing as she ran to the ring
So what is happening so far?
There are grown men who enjoy watching females fake wrestle
who is Bliss even feuding with now or is it everyone?
Raw by far.
SD actually does a decent job writing all the girls to look strong. Raw is usually about 1 girl. And now that is Bliss. And WWE has been trying to hide how shit Bliss is in the ring. How many weeks is this in a row that she hasn't wrestled....3 straight weeks.
>two weeks ago getting squashed by Jax and gets Dq'd
>last week walks out of tag match
>this week commentary that turns into a cluster fuck
imagine being this guy dad
or is it single mother?
>This women division trying so hard to stay relevant while based Ellsworth and Miss Money in the Bank are in another ring celebrating.
How sad is the state of RAM
Why would they break up Enzo and Cas without them even getting a title run and during a shallow tag roster on Raw? Plus Cas can't talk and Enzo can't wrestle. They're a perfect team.
This is tucking stupid.
Why would they break up these two? The marks love them.
>ENZO YOU'RE FUCKING DONEZO
That guy called it
Based RAM covering all the entertainment bases.
/RAWlpha/'s win again
I fucking hate it, there is literally nothing wrong with both guys being like "dude lets do singles, ok" they could have just as easily had cass go for the ic and enzo go for the cruiserweight belt...
Pretty sure that's Vince's voice coming out of Cass's mouth
enzo betting absolutely btfo by cass holy shit
Based Cass gonna draw big dimes and Enzo gonna get future endeavored because he can't wrestle for shit
Vince is in gorilla right now hugging cass I bet
>I'll lay it all out guys I swear
>Welp the criminal didn't reveal themselves I guess we'll just have to wait till next week cause I got nothing
How did they expect this to make Angle look?
Well...I mean RAW did have too many guys on the roster, so this removes 2 for the price of one.
Now Cass can feud with the Titus Brand and Big Show, and Enzo can do nothing, maybe he'll challenge for the IC title and never win a No.1 Contender match
Both Enzo/Cass WORKED because they were a gimmick tag team.
Enzo would talk shit, get throttled for 10 minutes, take bumps, not much offense, and then Hot tag Cass who would just do Big Boots, Elbow Drop, and simple moves. Then they'd set up the finisher and pin 1-2-3....
WTF are either supposed to do now? Cass cant work a full match and Enzo has never been a credible to threat to anybody.
>he will never get his revenge fairly because his stature
>he will sink to the lower midcard because Cass is the only one he works well with besides Big Show, who just peaced
>merchandise sales will now plummet, and WWE just axed one of their hottest acts
>That single tear running down Enzo's cheek
Also this Blood Drive show is fucking whack.
>Also this Blood Drive show is fucking whack
Wtf you talking about? If you look kino up in the dictionary it says "see blood drive"
Punished Enzo is going to become Bryan 2.0.
He'll go on a hunt for gold to prove he wasn't the weak link and all talk no action. I could see them trying to give him a Santino like role as an IC or US Champion while Cass goes for the larger titles.
Not him but he literally sounded like every other promo he had up until the end where he started shouting.
Maybe he needs some time to get used to it but you have to admit, the dudes worked well together.
>Breaking up a well-regarded tag team
>Baby's first heel turn for a giant dude
>Beeg says man fuck you, I'm out
Clearly, Cass is being prime to become the new turn every-other-week giant, and Enzo will be the external crying component. They just replaced Show.
Hate to say it because when Enzo first debuted I thought he was the fucking future, but he sucks shit in the ring. His mouthpiece took him about as far as anyone with no ring skills could hope to go, but I have a bad feeling it's the beginning of the end for him.
It was all true though, Enzo was holding him back.
With a bit more of work and improvement Cass could be main event material, or at least have a midcard IC title shot. C'mon if Corbin had his push, Cass is capable as well.
He could probably be an announcer, which could use some new talent.
Something about Graves just pisses me off, and Im completely neutral on Byron saxon I don't hate him but I don't like him.
>Something about Graves just pisses me off,
I'd say that's him doing his job. He is the heel announcer after all. Unless he just radiates Xpac heat for you.
>and Im completely neutral on Byron saxon I don't hate him but I don't like him.
Eh, Byron has that effect on people. He's milquetoast personified.
Dumb bitches deserved it if they ditched.