Is it over yet?
OH SHIT, BASED BRAUN
>>2778708
BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
ohh yea give it to me you dirty brap hog
>>2778708
MOMMY
O
M
M
Y
Holy shit a new thread
IM NOT FINISHED WITH YOU
>>2778708
give milky maryse
>IM NOT FINISHED WITH JEWS
what did braun mean by this?
BRAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN
are they muting the crowd going nuts for braun?
when did they stop doing the triple arm drop for sleepers and calling it after one drop?
HE SAID IT
HE SAID THE THING
>>2778708
She's practically begging you to cum on her tits
IM NOT
FINISHED
WITH
YOU
BIG POPS BRAUN SAVING THIS COMPANY
BIG DIMES BRAUN
>third hour ratings
The Roman experiment is over. Hopefully they bring back Velocity or something for him.
BRAUN GON GIVE IT TO YA
Give Braun a main event push. He can do it
can barely hear the ONE MORE TIME chant thanks to all this crowd muting
DIK STATUS: JAKKED BABY
>>2778739
When MMA got popular
>>2778708
Based Big Town Evansville Indiana making me proud!
Number 1 contender match at balls
ROMAN YOU'VE SEEN TO HAVE FORGOTTEN...
>>2778736
I'd believe this if ANUDDAHSHOAH JOE had said it, but Braun, eh...
>NOT
>FINISHED
>Ambulance match
OH FUCK YOU RUSSO
>Great Balls of Fire Pay Per View
BRAUN THE NEXT BIG THING
AMBULANCE
M A T C H
BASED
BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
>AT GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.......
How do you sell a match after that sentence?
>if u think ur man enough ill see ur great balls of fire pay per view
Braun lookin' real jacked baby!
"IF YOURE MAN ENOUGH...
AT BALLS, ITLL BE AN AMBULANCE MATCH!"
worst ppv name ever
>>2778760
>Ambulance Match
>>2778714
Anon you appear to have mistaken her cleavage for an ass.
>>2778739
Really where the fuck is the continuity.
Braun saying
>great balls of fire pay per view
was weird
>>2778766
FEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>The Strowman cometh
really Cole?
>>2778750
W H A T
I thought he said avalanche match. It sounded awesome
>just because for no reason let's kill the Miz and Mayrse happy marriage angle on TV
CAME 2 PLAY BOIS
ALL OF THESE THINGS BABY WHO I AM
>>2778749
You know he's headlining mania against brock, right?
>>2778774
>really Cole?
How is he still so shit after 20 years?
MADE ME ALL OF THESE THINGS MADE ME WHO I AM AND I AM I MADE ME WHO I AM BABY ALL OF THESE THINGS MADE ME ALL OF THESE THINGS
WOW ARE THEY LITERALLY GOING ALL OUT????????????
>BRAUN
>MIZ/MARYSE
>ALEXA BLISS
OH WAIT LMAO JK ENZO AND BIG ASS ARE STILL TO COME
>Braun over as fuck
Push this man!
Braun injures Roman at Great Balls of fire, then faces Brock at SS.
>>2778760
Amber Lamps on a pole match
>>2778781
Vince is a legit lunatic and probably has some dementia. If you think that idea will survive until Wrestlemania you're a mark.
>>2778784
Aren't you excited to watch Big Show cuck Big Cass by stealing his Enzo?
>>2778772
I feel like braun doesn't give a fuck about stupid E buzzwords, he got in trouble for saying "title shot".
>>2778788
I'm not excited for anything involving Enzo
>>2778782
He's Vince's mouth at this point. His mic feed is probably connected to Vince's workout room
>>2778786
>amberlamps keys on a pole
>in a cage
>and you have to put your opponent in a coffin
>then the coffin in the amberlamps
>Braun
>Out for 6 months
Ok then...
>>2778785
This
He should be in the main picture. He's over
>>2778791
Hello, Graves
>>2778787
print my post for future tears, bitch.
come mania, i will post "i told you so" in mania thread. it will be just for you.
>based big pops Braun getting a huge ovation in rural as fuck mark-filled Evanston Indiana
>Roman getting bood
Time for Vince to get a clue
>>2778790
It suits him. Saying "Championship Opportunity" would've made him look like a giant pussy.
>Daniel Bryan returns
He left?
>>2778795
>feuding with roman
>not in the main event picture
are you 12?
>>2778801
Season-ending pregnancy
>>2778801
Paternity leave.
SMALL PUPPER BTFO BY THE REAL BIG DOG
>>2778804
I wasn't aware men could get pregnant
>daniel disagrees with shane about what should be done to Carmella and Based ellsworth, get in a heated argument.
Shane decides without daniel's agreement, they argue again and fight.
Shane vs D-bry at summerslam
I love how Miz's theme starts with Maryse's theme
Legit question: At what point did Braun become so fucking popular?
how hot are ur balls right now, /asp/?
How will Le Wacky Man interrupt this?
>>2778803
>Implying Roman/Joe wasn't the main event, and now there's just segments and promos remaining.
Atleast this episode of raw isn't 5000 tag matches.
>>2778808
Don't assume xhi's gender, ciscum
>>2778801
Hasn't been on smack since before Wrestlemania. It's too bad he couldn't just leave for good, Shane-o-mac>liberal hippie manlet.
>>2778804
>>2778801
>daniel ryan takes months off from doing a couple promos on a tues night over having a child
>>2778793
>Then set the ambulance on fire
>>2778811
Legit mastodon that's really fast and can talk. He's also scary looking. He has it all really.
>>2778787
They are gonna have Brock beat all the top guys on Raw
>Joe
>Braun
>Finn
>Seth
>Bray
And he will beat them all only to lose to Roman cleanly at Mania, to make Roman look strong. Yes they can stretch this shit out until Wrestlemania.
>>2778811
When he started beating the shit out of Roman
>>2778739
This is a good point and I can't really recall when they started doing this.
>>2778812
I would say they're on fire
>>2778811
when he started feuding with Roman
...like everyone who feuds with Roman
>>2778811
When he shoved Roman off the walkway on a stretcher. Bonus points because it happened when Roman was taking leave to be with his dying brother.
>>2778811
When they put him against Roman, people love to see reigns get his ass kicked
>>2778811
When he stopped squashing random jobbers and started interrupting matches to squash everyone in the ring for no reason
>>2778794
Strowman is a superhuman. He cures at a faster speed than a regular human
>>2778823
this goodbrother gets it.
If we remove commercial breaks, replays and entrances, how long is raw? 30 minutes?
Everything is the fault of maryse. Based miz shouldn`t need to do this
>>2778817
Yeah. Like OMG, check ur privilege u shitlord.
Oh I'm at attention for Mayrse, just don't have to get up
I missed Maryse's music
>>2778811
after the stone cold podcast
>>2778823
If they stretch it out like that and there's no one left to watch it. Will it really happen?
Maryse is still so fucking hot.
Wait, are Bo and Axel the bears?
>miz presents the repaired clock
>opens the package to reveal dean
Wow real shocker RAM
THE BEAR COMMUNITY
THE BEAR COMMUNITY?
THE BEAR COMMUNITY?
>>2778840
This
THE BEAR COMMUNITY
Nigga you can't tell me he ain't writing this
Fuck WWE
No reason to ruin the IT couple
gonna guess Dean is in the present this time
>>2778811
When he was beating the fuck out of Roman.
>>2778811
when he took on based kalisto
>>2778857
Vince hates all marriage because he's stuck with a ghoul.
>Ambrose is trying to break apart a happily married man and his wife
Who is supposed to be the heel here?
ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER IN THE BOX! HOLY SHIT!!!!!
>>2778856
nah, this doesn't align with Iron Bro's writing.
maryse is uuuuuuuuuuuuugggglyyyy holy shit white women age like milk
she used to be the hottest 10 years ago
Miz really is based
How the fuck is Miz the heel here?
Good guy Miz
>>2778863
Dean just wants the title
the angle is Miz is super paranoid and is driving her away with his insanity and a series of unfortunate accidents
THESE FEELS
>>2778870
IKR
>>2778845
good call i bet that's it
>tfw miz is actually a white bread babyface but no one accepts him because they are sheeple
>>2778867
Fag.
>>2778863
renee seems so ugly and trash since she married that slimeball hack.
.
kayfae asside, you can tell miz legit loves maryse so much
>>2778867
Kys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWNwn-xUkmQ
>>2778867
wrong
This clock better not get destroyed too or I'm gonna be ding-dong diddly mad
>>2778867
t.fat spic
Bo and Axel are the bears and they'll jump Dean
>The way Deanetty walks
disgusting
Are we seeing the birth of a new stable?
Miz and the 2 bears will jump Dean?
>>2778840
That's not her original music which was better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKgEPrFyh3s
How is Dean the face?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
MUH FEELS RUINED
>The legit best couple in the history of the WWE
>True, perfect, selfless love
>They're heels
>We're supposed to cheer when they get fucked up
Will they ever have a face run? They're the couple we need, not the couple that we deserve ;_;
The bears are bo and axel
>>2778878
He's got too much privilege.
White
Straight
Male
It's his fault everyone else is so disadvantaged.
Lame. No hiding place.
>Ambrose will never know true love
Renee BTFO
>Dean's gonna break the clock Miz worked hard on
Well this is fucking stupid
Dean is now the biggest heel on raw
>>2778867
t. sheboon
>>2778884
>Dean ruining a perfect Marriage
>Renee looks like a crack whore since marrying Dean
DEAN PLS
wtf i feel bad for dean
>>2778893
fuckin nice anon
>>2778890
The state of WWE faces
>Jokes about retiring legend
>Pathetic Creepy Womanlet who hugs
>Blasphemer
>Party Crasher
WE BEARS NOW
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MIZ FACTION
>Bear costume gimmick
kek
AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
shouldn't the bears have fucked up Ambrose BEFORE he came to the ring
to the surprise of literally nobody, the bears are Bo and Axel
THIS IS WHAT BO AND CURT HAVE BEEN DEMOTED TO
HAHAHAAHAHAH
Bo and axel should join the wyatt family
>post yfw Maryse turns to Bliss to console her
is dean the face here? lol
HOLY SHIT MIZ BRAND + TITUS BRAND MERGER CONFIRMED
LETS GO
>inb4 this is all a set up by Miz and Maryse to screw over Dean at GBOF
>smackdown elevates Miz and the IC title to it's high water mark in a decade
>raw makes the miz a joke in the span on 2 months
wew
>>2778914
It's pretty predictable really. Still fun though
Dancing Bear Faction led by Based Miz fucking Raw!
>Maryse is emBEARassed
>>2778919
>time for miz to carry more dead weight jobbers
this guy deserves a hof induction in his prime
>>2778867
t.i only suck cocks on Wednesdays
>>2778919
yes please
wait how did maryse get her drink spilled/hit in the mouth?
Miz, Bo, Axel > Omega and The Young Bucks
>it's another send the z-list jobbers to Miz so he can give them a gimmick to get them over, only so Vince can ruin it and fire them anyways storyline
>>2778917
>DEMOTED TO
This is the most they've done in a long time aside from working with part-timers.
>>2778917
Where the hell were they in ur book?
wow listen to this electric crowd
>>2778902
Of course they have to fuck up another one. The reason I don't like it is because I have one and they're beautiful. At least it's probably not an authentic clock.
>>2778932
Make up does wonders
>>2778811
He really has no flaws, with slightly better booking he could legit become the next face of the company.
>>2778917
Demoted? They are getting legit heat now though
So is the ending Cass turning on Enzo?
>>2778919
pls
Axel and Dallas made that segment bearable.
>>2778946
>>2778935
johnny nitro
alex riley
damien sandow
daniel bryan
All losers miz carried
>>2778917
1.) A check's a check, keep it 1000 famfokealam.
2.) Sometimes the goofiest shit gets you over the most.
has there been a divashit segment yet
I want my lexi :3
>>2778901
Cena has a political power comparable to Hogan and he's a free agent now
>>2778917
>demoted
They were fucking floating in the mid card, now they are in the feud for the IC title
>>2778919
Literally the most MUH situation that could ever happen
>>2778951
You forgot the carlos.jpeg
>>2778811
Perfect combination of the best booking/push in years, and his look/talent.
>women BTFO last night
>no women tonight
is the revolution finished?
>>2778953
>alex riley
What ever happened to him?
>>2778945
his flaw is his inexperience. He was literally just a strongman weightlifter that Mark Henry scouted and they barely trained him before his debut
Rate raw so far
No women's wrestling/10
>>2778966
He got fired
>>2778811
>>2778966
he might have went back down to nxt at some point? long gone at this point
idk, i always liked him tbqhwyf
THE BEAR COMMUNITY
>>2778964
Yes. We "Bear Revolution" now
>Titus in two segments
The state of Ram.
>>2778964
aye we stopped the fire
>>2778811
when he threw a tiny ass mexican in the garbage, he became #myguy
>>2778969
Despite the bookings somehow really boring/10
Seriously what does that tape even do for cesaro? placebo effect, anyone?
Is there anything after this match?
Who are the faces in this match? I assume just Apolla Crews?
>>2778977
Titus is based
Does Booker hate Tom?
>>2778984
It lets you know he's a cyborg now.
>>2778985
Enzo and Cass reveal. It'll be anti-climactic if it's the revival, but I just really want it to be them just to see the revival.
>>2778985
Yeah Kurt is playing gay cops with enzo and cass. Ram decided to steal Smackdowns hottest segment.
>20 minutes left
>still have this match, a divas segment and match, and the main event of enzo and big meme talking to kurt angle
How will they fit all this?
>>2778987
Titus kisses his son on the lips.
>Whitest employees in the company curb stomp the blackest man on program
What did Vinnie Mac mean by this????
Are we going to make it through with no divashit for once?
>>2778951
Booo, my nigga.
is Titus over now? Crowd seemed pretty supportive and some did the hand thing when he was looking at them
This match makes me curious: Did Cesaro and Crews ever work each other in PWG?
>>2778984
it's some nu sports medicine bs.
it's overstayed its welcome though
Are divas booted from RAM tonight?
>>2778964
Smackdown moves to E! And replaces total divas, still has no wrasslin
>>2778998
>>2778956
>and he's a free agent now
u wot m8? WWE let Cena's contract lapse? What are they, high?
>>2778993
I thought Wilder was still recovering from Jaw surgery?
>>2779008
>6'1 and 5'11
I fell asleep during the Reigns promo. No bullshit. What did I miss lads?
>>2778999
>a ram with no Lexi
pls no
>>2779006
we could only be so blessed
although
>listen here ya little dwarf
was p funny
>>2779011
Kayfabe free agent. John is a lifer.
>>2779002
WWE universe is a bunch of hivemind autists. They repeat every catchphrase and taunt. Doesn't mean anything except how retarded the fans are.
>>2779008
Why does beeg have a crying gimmick?
>>2779013
Yep, but they've been in the background every time and it was only estimated at 8 weeks out of commission, which have passed.
Booker on commentary is so BASED. Great recovery from his bad run a year or whatever ago on Smackdown the 2nd time around.
>>2779018
>TFW I'm actually kind of missing cena
Is there anything more annoying than the "this is awesome" chants?
>>2778999
ellsworth crushed the entire division last night
>>2778997
got a problem with that, faggot?
>>2779030
"WE ARE AWESOME CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP"
>>2779030
WHAT?
>>2779030
What?
>>2778997
It's an alpha male move to kiss other men, even relatives, on the lips.
>>2779015
BEARly nothing
>>2779030
the ''what?'' chants after Stone Cold left
>>2779030
>Let's go guy a
>Let's go guy b
>>2778999
Women are back to being a joke in the WWE, thank god. Based ellsworth won the "history making first ever women's money in the bank match".
>>2779030
YOU DESERVE IT
>>2779041
>>2779042
WHAT?
>Roman vs Joe bumped down from main event
>no divashit so far
Makes u think
>>2779045
The bear made an appearance?
>>2779030
What?
Weird how the worst parts of wrestling all started during the "golden age" that all outlaw wrasslin fans love so much
THEY SHOWED THE ROH TITLE
>recap
>Detective Kurt
divas btfo
Is Mark Henry only still employed so he can go to all the charity things with kids and fans?
>>2779030
>WHAT!?
>CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK!
>>2779030
Wat? chants for sure
>>2779055
He has apologized. He also tried to save it to by saying it forces people on the mic to learn to work around crowds or some stupid shit..
>>2779058
No one chanted "this is awesome" back then
>>2779057
this time was TWO bears: Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel.
They beat the crap out of Deanetty
>>2779064
>Undercarder had shit mic skills yet btfo the chants anyway
'No'
>>2779055
Hahahahahahahaha who the fuck else but Austin would be more important to wrestling as a whole?
>>2779030
fight forever really grinds me
>>2779061
That's the same thing Cena's still employed for too.
>Brock appears to be growing his beard out
Good, he looks better with a beard.
>>2779058
They worked in the golden age, though. It's only in the current age when smarks try to relive the past by bringing them back at the wrong time
>>2779068
That is nowhere near as annoying and interrupting as "what?"
did brock just say 'brah'?
>>2779030
>ASUKA'S GONNA KILL YOU
>ASUKA CITY
>FUCK HER UP ASUKA, FUCK HER UP
wtf the ROH title just appeared in the WWE
Who's worse on the mic than Brock?
>YOU TELL HIM THIS
TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>2779055
It was Christian's fault for starting it
>>2779069
That sounds awful
>>2779030
lets go cena, cena sucks
>>2779081
Brock is literally a babyface
>>2779088
Charlotte
Brock got fucking fat
>>2779030
ECW.
>>2779088
Asuka
Chants that should be permabanned:
>What?
>This is awesome!
>You deserve it!
>Holy shit!
>Let's go wrestler! Wrestler sucks!
>>2779074
Shawn Michaels
>>2779030
Holy shit for a move that wasn't that impressive
>See charlettes flip off the top rope last night at mitb.
>>2779095
Hormones and lax schedule
>>2779030
9.99
Brock looks horrible
>>2779088
Sasha Banks
Kek. Here we go
it's horse time
goddamn it they ruined it
>had a dream I
>hadn't neighed yet
BROCK LESNAR IS THE GOAT
>10:48
>just now getting to an unannounced women's match
BRAVO VINCE
I like Sasha's jacket. It's nice.
what would you do to them?
FUCK!
Wait. The main event is a ladies match?
Goodnight folks.
>>2779098
Chants that only occur in shit organizations with shit fan bases, you perma virgin!
>women's main event
Well fuck this.
Do we get Bliss now?
>>2779074
Obviously the guy who built and then saved wrestling - Hogan
Then the only guy who could hang face to face and toe to toe with him - Rock
Then the only guy big enough to run with him and steal so much thunder, Hogan had to keep him down to keep his spot - Macho Man
Then throw in a legend who invented the powerbomb and thesz press - Lou Thesz
Austin was just another, right place, right time guy like Goldberg. They weren't the draw to casuals. Hogan and the nWo brought them all in and had dimes to spare for these lil scavengers.
>>2779113
Wew...
Horse time Bois
>>2779115
Enzo cass reveals ends the show.
Guys they are only going to get 5 minutes. DIVAS ARE BACK BAY BEEEEEE
NIA BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>2779115
i think the main event is the Enzo/Cass angle.
UNF THIIIIICCCCCC
>women main event
Based WWE, letting me go to bed early.
I knew we were fucked.
This match and the big reveal on who's been attacking Enzo and Cass
Nia is actually pretty cute
I COULD JUST HEAR THE RATINGS SKYROCKET
>>2779116
Nia is cute when she smiles
Shame about everything else about her
THAT'S A HUGE BITCH
wait... the divas are main eventing?
Kek fucking called it. Divashit main event
dude.. who gives a shit about the Raw women's division?
goodnight
>>2779122
Just as worthless
>>2779124
Fuck you for making me laugh
IM NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS
WHO ONLY EAT JUST WHAT THEY'RE GIVEN
I WANT KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN
IM NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS
Nia better wreck fucking house tonight. BABY GIRL IS COMIN' FOR THAT STRAP!
>One of the great womens champions
>Eve Torres
Fuck
raw was almost good
fucj
>>2779135
FAAAAAT ASSES!
I hope Ellsworth runs out and gets the pin
>tfw Bliss
i was about to turn it off TYBG
>>2779130
People keep saying this, the girl was a model before she got into wrestling. Yes Nia is actually a pretty cute girl.
/ourgirl/
WHITE POWER ALEXA BLISS
>thicc bliss
yum
what's Nia's finisher?
I don't understand. Why is the main event black on black female violence and detective America investigatest Italian American assaults?
>>2779145
And Kelly Kelly hnnngg
>>2779143
based
>>2779154
diabeetus
>>2779155
Nia is half samoan and German. She isn't black at all.
>>2779154
Gravitational attraction
BIPPITY BOPPITY BOO
this is fucking awful
remember when shane accepted undertaker's challenge for hell in a cell and then the show cut off hilariously suddenly?
that's how this raw is going to end
wait, that was it?
>>2779135
>>2779152
>WHITE POWER
>the obvious Jewess
>>2778792
Screenshot this faggot so we can all laugh at him next April.