>Only 2 hours left
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
>>2730659
ram is better
>>2730659
AJ vs. Ziggler again...that is almost lazier than RAM, WTF?
Aca papa, listo para el A Show.
tfw show hasn't even aired yet and you've already won
IT'S TIME
>>2730659
Listo papi para disfrutar del show A
No one ding-dong diddly watch this shit anymore
Hola mostros
>>2730659
Who's /A-Brand/ here?
>>2730663
ABSOLUTELY FUMING
>Gotham ended last night
>no more comfy posting on /co/ for months
hold me friends
Will /bestpits/ make an appearance tonight?
STOP PUSHING DIVASHIT NO ONE FUCKING CARES UNLESS THEY'RE STRIPPING THEIR BRAS
RAM was pretty good last night desu
>>2730693
99% chance they do
Boypussy > girlpussy
>>2730680
Acá papi
Charfridge is GOAT
>>2730659
Hola mi compadre listo para Smackdown
B A S E D
>>2730701
e-drone
gimme stream
>The Oney
The state of Shane McMahon's titantron
>>2730703
Another 3 vs. 3 tag team match...
>>2730712
usanetwork.com/videos/live
http://www.strawpoll.me/13129368
Becky is ding-dong diddly cute!
>starting with women
Sorry Smacklads, I think RAM wins this week.
>starting with the females
>in a show without based bliss
no looking good smacklads
>opening with divashit
See you next week
>womens shit out of the way early
when will i piss now?
Dat Becky pop
>BASED TUMMY
>introducing the two time superstar, second generation Tamina
what did Shane McMahon mean by this?
Why does Tamina have heat?
THAT POP FOR BECKY
>>2730719
she is a tranny slut
THAT CASE
WEW
>>2730721
Doesn't help that its all basically just to wank themselves over their progressiveness.
>White
>Not Pink
kek the size of that thing
this briefcase > Universal title
http://taima.tv/r/wooo
/asp/ stream
>not making the briefcase pink with glitter
>>2730731
Kek.
Even he can't get down all the updated diva shit lingo
who /dolph/ here
>Becketty still over
Yep, it's confirmed that she can go back to being called Becky. Bayletty is officially the jannetty of the horsewomen
What the fuck, that's the best the case has ever looked.
Welp RAM won this week
>Women's case looks better than men's case
WHO /SISSY/ HERE?
>mansplain
I have a feeling that James looks good holding that briefcase for Carmella
They should've made the case pink or some shit
>Mansplaining
wtf I hate Ellsworth now
BASED FUCJKING ELLSGOD
HOLY SHIT HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEK
>mansplain
>Ellsworth gets the biggest boo
kek
Who has a bigger dick? Charly, Carmella, Becky or Tamina?
Look at that briefcase! Smackdown wins!
GOAT briefcase
>mansplain
lmao ellsworth
Mansplain kek
BASED ELLSGOD WORKING THE SMARKS
>>2730751
Hey sissy poster!
>>2730751
no way that's a trap
>Mansplain
Fuck Elsworth just got me hard with that one.
>>2730751
GET HELP M8
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Mansplaining
>mansplain
>Ellsworth has the best mic skills in the divas division on both shows
Carmella is winning this... Ellsworth will be the one to hold the briefcase to her
HHNNNNGHHHH Those Bex pits
CHARLOTTE IS THE REAL MASTER RACE
Based feel the glow Naomi to save the segment.
WOOOO
Becky has a better voice than Demon Kang
Goddamn Tamina's ass
THOSE BECKY PITS FUCKING YUM
NATTIE IS SHOOTING
money in the bánk - Becketty
This glow nigger is the champ is the cherry on top how shitty this all is
why are smakdown thread fulls of autists and mexicans?
what does this say about cuckdown?
>>2730757
BOOTY QUEEN IS HERE
>>2730780
Do you think they'll keep her apart from Based Bliss to avoid the optics?
WASSUP UCE
Lmao the state of Naomi's hair
Fuck this disgusting chimp
After all this time the belt still doesn't glow
Naomi = Cringe
>>2730744
hey
BASED LANA
MUHHHHHHHHHH
LANALINA
LANA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY LANA
>still 1 hour and 50 minutes left
LANA!!!!
MY DICK IS READY
EEERRRR
OH FUCK LADS
IM MARKING OUT
MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
MY DICK
>Lana
IT'S OVER SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN
this segment is so cringe
fucking hell ratings are plummeting here
MUUUUUHHH DICK LANA
THE QUEEN IS HERE
>LANA IS SIXTH
>LANA
So will she still be russian?
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
hnmmnggggg
MY FUCKING DICK THAT DRESS
YEEEEEEEAAAHHHHsssssssssss
BASED LANA
FINALLY A WOMAN IN SMACK
IT'S LANAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Who is the man in the blue dress and why should I care?
smackdwarfs takin an L this week
BASED LANA
>>2730768
bruh
LANA OVER AS FUCK LADS
>No Eva Marie
>>2730791
Oh fuck it's Lana much dick.
I came
BASED RUSEV COMING BACK SOON BOYS!
>Lana is here!
>>2730788
>This glow nigger
So Lana is the new Eva Marie that they will just continually tease you with
Dick status : MUH FUCKIN
Post YFW Lana wins the MitB
LUNAH!
>Lana is over
Best timeline
DA FUCK THAT LAUGH
>>2730831
>Taking a L
>L as in Lana
>Noami on the mic
BASED LANA GONNA TAKE IT!
God bless this slutty Lana Gimmick
Also
>Tamina is the only one in the MitB match that displays any grace or dignity
Even the babyface chuckles with no class. Disgusting.
>they weren't expecting people to so on board with Lana
They're about to get the faces booed
The blonde Eva Marie everybody!
I dunno about debuting in a ladder match
>the state of that nigger
>Lana has like zero wrestling experience
>put her in a ladder match
She is going to die.
Shut the fuck up you nigress.
>still russian
BEST TIMELINE
OH SNAPPPPP
>Charlies and Becky smoking together
CUTE
U
T
E
>>2730846
>must not fap
Naomi sounded like she had a piece of Popeye's stuck in her throat.
Fucking affirmative action """"champion""""
CHRIST, THE SHOOTS ARE ALL CONFIRMED
>have to earn shit
>gave away spots
FUCK SHANE
>WE WANT LANA
WHERE IS THIS BASED CROWD AT?
Why are chargoat and becketty smoking invisible weed?
No come back Lana.
the fuck was the point of that
Lana is over as fuck
>nigga chimpin out over a white girl
SMACKDOWN RUINED
boo these horses and chant for Lana
>People getting mad as fuck over booty talking over Russian mail-order bride
FUCK YOU SHANE YOU SON OF A BITCH
Jesus Christ I fucking hate Naomi. She is the worst kind of ghetto gutter trash on mic, and she has no fucking wrestling talent at all.
>>2730877
I donno, but I feel like Lana got buried out of the gate
>build up her debut
>Make her get BTFO
What in the fuck?
Tamina is on that Nia Jax diet plan. Why are all samoans such fat fucks?
>>2730865
They're miming drinking tea you retard.
>all these dude voices
hueheu
>>2730870
That's racist!!!!!!
HOW THE FUCK DOES SMACKDOWN WIN ALL THE TIME, EVERY SINGLE TIME, WITHIN 5 FUCKING MINUTES.
Becky and Charlotte smoking imaginary joints to Lana in that section just killed me the fuck off.
>>2730860
Last time she wereslted was WM last year, or was it this year?
lana is literally more over than the entire smack womens division LMAO
Why do people care about women fighting?
That's the boring part
>>2730846
People want Lana
>>2730874
Rochester, NY
>>2730893
She's been doing NXT Live shows since she has been off RAW
Man, that """""women's revolution""""" was a fluke...
>>2730877
Testing the waters. Vince hates Lana so need a good reason for allowing a push and Rusev won't give him the Big Bulgarian Cock
>Becky and Lana are the most over women on Smackdown
This is the best timeline. When will they engage in some HLA?
Off topic, but are they really using So Bad by Eminem for a kids movie? Gonna have to censor half the damn song.
Who's the guy who does the voiceover promos like that RAW one?
>>2730874
Rochester
You can tell that reaction was seriously unexpected. I'm kekin my ass off here
>yfw Lana becomes the face of the SDL women's division
>>2730904
Becky won't cheat on Charles
So Lana will have to rape her
Save us rusev.
>>2730892
its been more than 5 mins of that female garbage on my tv
>>2730904
Inb4 Becky jobs to Lana
>Lana the most over
>incoming Lana push
Workrate marks BTFO again.
They would get pushes if they were attractive
>>2730899
Thanks. These are some good people.
>>2730895
I cared about it when Chyna, Lita, Trish were starting to make it something worth watching.
I'm starting to care more now because the writing is getting better after 15 years of absolute shit.
Even the match last week that didn't even start had me more enthralled than half the bollocks matches they put on.
>>2730901
Nice. I haven't watched NXT since last year.
>>2730907
Vince wanted Lana to become the face of Raw's women division, before the engagement became public
>>2730863
Rusev for the world title Vince pls
>>2730907
>that even being close to nozomi
Where are the TITS
NICO STOP COSPLAYING AS NOZOMI
>Post yfw Rusev becomes WWE Champion and Lana Smackdown Women's Champion.
>>2730903
It's also why they always list wrestlers one by one now and listen for the reaction.
>>2730918
It's not televised, I just see it on twitter and instagram, random pics of her in matches
>>2730911
5 minutes, 15 minutes... I'm drinking multiple bottles of wine so my time perception isn't exactly fantastic.
>>2730923
Missed the beginning, where's Lana?
>>2730922
>chinks
>tits
uno
That was such a bad segment. Who thinks 40 minutes of diva shit is a good way to kick off SmackDown. Makes sd seem like firmly the b show.
hahahaha, what the fuck was that, charlotte?
>>2730923
Rusev is canned due to Jinder.
>>2730925
I've heard Lana's not much better than Eva Marie was
>>2730923
>>2730923
>>2730923
>>2730895
SD is actually doing pretty well in terms of making me give a shit about girls. Better than RAM's only concentrating on 2 girls for 3 months. I'm hoping the tourney later will add new faces to them all as well.
Or worst case scenario, we get a Women's only show after 205 Live and tape the ropes pink every RAW.
>>2730917
>writing
kill yourself smark
>>2730925
>not televised
God damn it.
>it's as if millions of channels suddenly switched off in terror.
would a THICC Lana be the closest thing to Trish Stratus we've ever had since her retirement?
>>2730938
If true, I blame the E for pushing her into the ring. She was amazing as a manager, and there are too few of them these days.
>>2730923
>lana gets rusev to assault the other girls backstage so that lana will win matches to get the title
rurus back on tv baby
Whats with the horasettys having the cringiest moves?
>>2730923
>Becky's face when Mella tagged in
MUHHHHHHHH
>fans chanting for Becky
Holy shit, it's been like 2 years and for the first time, Becky isn't the jannetty of the horsewomen. Bayletty BTFO
>>2730932
They exist.
>>2730922
Be nice to Hime
Wait, why did the ref pull her back into the ring?
>>2730949
>Channels
>Not TVs
You tried. Although I kinda agree with you.
>>2730950
>forgetting Layla
>>2730960
Nigga this your first time watching SDL
Becky gets the biggest pop after Nikki as a face
What you all think
>>2730971
literally the best looking case
>SDL does PiP
>Ram does not
>>2730971
Basically how it needed to be.
Would have been stupid if it was pink.
Newfag here, why do people call RAW RAM? Pls no bully.
What does the M stand for?
>>2730971
Best looking briefcase they have ever had.
>entire match is a commercial break
I'm ok with this
>>2730971
I'm pleasantly surprised they didn't paint it pink
You call that a coke commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kdwUOlihDA
>>2730966
fuck how could I have forgotten
>qt3.14 buying guy a coke.
>>2730979
the W looks like a M upside down
>>2730979
Yeah, I've been here for a few months and never got a hint of the reason, so don't feel bad.
>>2730938
i saw her wrestle at a house show last year and she wasnt great but she didnt botch or anything. definitely better than eva marie in my opinion
>>2730979
Look at the RAW logo
>>2730979
Because they RAM you in the ass every week, except yesterday was a fucking anomaly and Raw was actually fucking good
M = Mediocre
>>2730962
Solid Junko
Just tuned in, did I miss anything significant so far?
>Watching a stream that keeps the show playing in the corner while the ads are on.
What the fuck is this magic?
>>2730979
>>2730992
Lemme guess, not Americans?
>>2730998
Yep.
>>2730999
link me niggah
>>2730999
It's a thing they been doing
Also checked
>>2730937
I love the Maharaja but that was bullshit. Rusev and Jinder could be the new Mega Powers and both could mock America about it
>>2730997
Here's some more of her stuff. I think she's pretty good
https://exhentai.org/g/1048768/0ae0a36474/
https://e-hentai.org/g/1048768/0ae0a36474/
>>2731002
http://educadegree.com/videos/livestream1.php
>go to take a shit
>woman shit still going on
JBL is on fire
>Becky being dominated by 3 different women
You just know she's getting a little wet during this. Hopefully Charles isn't jealous
>>2730999
>>2730971
Thought they were going full gold from the handle. Pearl white actually looks good/
Naomi has been a shit champion I cant wait till they take the belt off of her
>>2730971
That shit will fly off the shelves. Good work Vince
>1/4 of the show wasted on this womens bullshit
I'm fat as fuck, can i go around saying I'm a "powerhouse" too?
lANA
LANA BASED AS FUCK
Naomi is so fucking slow god damn I hate her, and not just because she's black.
BASED LANA
A
S
E
D
L
A
N
A
BASED LANA WITH THE HATE CRIME
L
B A S E D
N
A
D-did Smack lose this week lads?
Based Lana taking down the nigress
Nigress btfo
She /o/ur girl?
>Naomi loses due to shenanigans
This is literally how they booked Becky's reign
I love it maggle
RAW wins
>>2731008
Link doesn't work, what is the website you found it on
Lana taking the niggers to the trash
GREAT ENDING TO THE MATCH
>>2731037
http://watchwrestling.uno/watch-wwe-smackdown-live-6617/
>>2731027
>she's slow
In the ring?
Who exactly is faster in the ring?
Lana > Lesner
Smacklads win again
MOJO FOR WORLD CHAMPION
Mojo breaking the 4th wall here
>>2731031
Rawtists FUMING
>>2731035
Pretty much every champion loses every non-title match at this point.
>mojo telling the truth
What is Mojo Rawleys gimmick?
Welcoming Comittee + Lana is actually great
MOJO SHOOTING
BASED MOJO
WHO /301/ HERE?
Based Mojo shooting
>>2731049
Gronk's friend
BIG POP LUKE!
>>2731049
Gronk's friend
Motivational speaker.
Well he ain't wrong
>you just now remember mojo won the battle royal at wm
>>2731049
Having a friend who's a football player
>>2731040
Thanks
>Jinder vs Mojo will main event
what is this timeline?
MOJO FOR WORLD CHAMPION
WHO /HYPE/ HERE?
>>2731049
Golden Retriever in human form
BASED BIG POPPA POO TONIGHT LADS
>DEFIT
>>2731049
Friend of a handegg player
>that pop for Luke Harper
FUCK, WHO DO I ROOT FOR?
Pop for Harper. Noice.
FUCK YES THAT POP FOR LUKE
it may just be because he's from Rochester though
>Mojo vs Jinder
ALL THIS MUSCLE IN ONE RING
mojo has x pac heat
I DONT WANT MOJO TO RUIN THIS GOAT MITB LINEUP
LE CRAZY SHANE BOOKING
AJ better bury Doloh here.
please do not put him the ladder match
Now I think I know why ROH uploaded the Nakamura vs Steen video earlier today
>AJ vs Ziggler
but they just fought last week
>>2731052
YOOOOOOO /301/ boys
Is Shane's concussion acting up, or is he still thinking about Lana's tits?
>>2731063
Seems a little boring, but I don't hate it like most.
First the women, then Mojo...SD already gave up.
>>2731080
50 50 booking
>>2731049
He's hype, bro
>lazy canuck worker vs lazy jap worker
No thanks
>BASED JINDER IN ACTION TONIGHT
Fuck Yeah!!
Other than Lana's debut what else happened before the womens tag match?
>>2731083
Motorboating her tits probably give him another concussion
>>2731083
It can be both. Unlike his dad and brother-in-law, Shane is straight
>>2731068
Yeah, what the hell?
I wanna fuck that mummy
Mojo Rawley is the next John Cena
BASED MUMMY
>a lot of talent
>only names 2 people
what did SHANE O MAC mean by this?
>Tom Cruise's favorite monster film is The Mummy starring Brendan Fraser
Is this, dare I say, pottery?
>>2731089
kys
>>2731042
Everything she does looks like it's at house show speed, and those retard flurry kicks don't help
>>2731092
>Duh
>Woo
>I till u wot
>Best there is, was, etc
>Chimpout
>>2731080
It ended on a botch. Besides, losing to Ziggler is humilliating.
>>2731096
Quit spamming your shit threads.
>>2731100
I'm gonna say it: The Mummy a cute.
>tfw undead cutie will never enslave you with her magic and make you help with her horrifying rituals
>>2731102
Well, those are the faces of the midcard
>Smack has a midcard
This is what happened to the tag division last year
>>2731083
Why can't it be both?
Also,
>Superstars acknowledge that they haven't been on the show for a while
>Actually contemplate reasons WHY they haven't been on air
>Logically following story progressions
>Legitimate motivations
>FROM MOJO STAY HYPE RAWLEY of all people
When can we just clone Smackdown's writers and replace RAWs? Why do we even HAVE two shows?
>>2731114
>A reminder that Vince wants to destroy everything Smack stands for
BIG MATCH
BIG POP AJ
MAC TRUCK
im only here for jinder. wheres jinder
Please don't feed P1 another loss
WE SUM SHIT POSTIN BOIS
>>2731128
the Maharajah belongs in the main event m8
Based crowd tonight
>BMAJ walks out
>Rawtists seethe with jealousy
>>2731128
Main Event tonight vs Mojo
>mfw AJ's autistic fit of rage because he couldn't figure out the button layout while playing Madden on UpUpDwnDwn
>>2731128
main event.
>50/50 booking
STOP THIS
>>2731128
shitting in street
You kids know this is all fake, right?
>>2731128
In the main event, where he belongs
>>2731145
>>2731143
>Truly thinking wins matter anymore
>>2731145
Fuck off Columbia
>>2731143
apparently they botched the ending last week, AJ was supposed to have his foot on the ropes when he got pinned, to look strong
>aj losing to a jobber last week
is smackdowns booking dare I say (TW) retarded?
>>2731141
That shit was pretty bad, but I bet he asked to be booked by Xavier so that not only could he get heel heat, but also to preserve THE STREAK.
AJ has always payed his dues.
>>2731145
>Wrestling
>fake
yeah no
>>2731152
r-really?
>>2731145
Like your mothers affection for you?
Rank the strongest AJs:
Tricolor
White
Blue
Black
Red
>>2731145
So are movies and theater performances.
Shocking, I know.
>2731122
>2731114
lmao I hope you know Vince give the final say for both shows
If they don't give Harper a televised match in his own fucking hometown...
>>2731052
Here lad
>>2731187
He'll probably get one against Rowan