2 hours and 10 minutes left
First?
>>2701540
not watching, already got the gist of what happened from last thread. no regrets
bliss when? i'm sick of watching this shit
who here /SMACK/
Finn fucking sucks
pls no finn promo
>first hour main event
\o/
How was Samoa Joe watching Finn's entrance before it happened?
Tha little demon girl
>>2701537
Steiner is back now so there is a reason to tune in to impact...... For now
What is Finn Balors gimmick?
make sure to support the rock and watch the raunchy comedy called the baywatch. its like american pie but smarter.
>Main event already
That was a really fast 3 hours.
>>2701540
question for people watching RAM- if you hate the show so much why do you keep watching it?
you're starting to sound like smarks
Hey guys just letting you know this is the number 1 seller on prowrestlingtees.com
Why haven't you taken the elite pill yet?
What do you mean it's one of the two main events? It's the second fucking match of the night. That's not the fucking main event. WHY THE FUCK IS RAM SO SHIT?
>>2701564
autist manlet
>>2701564
reddit user
>>2701564
daniel bryan impersonator
ALL OF THESE THINGS BABY WHO I AM
>>2701566
Fans are LOVING it. Pants pissing has been confirmed.
>>2701563
Based Big Grandpa Pump
Roman vs Brock is being saved for Wrestlemania. Bray Wyatt definitely isn't winning. So the only real contenders will be Seth, Finn, or Joe
>>2701562
pic please
>>2701566
Dwayne please stop advertising on /asp/. Go to /tv/ with this
>Change the channel back to RAM without really thinking about it
>Thought this was the main event and that it was almost over
>There's two main events tonight
>There's still two fucking hours left
>>2701573
go back ya dweeb
Balor had a boner.
>>2701556
finn balor is fucking boring.
>>2701571
The midgets do nothing but ride the coattails of better wrestlers.
>>2701564
the number 10
>>2701591
Raw is boring
>>2701564
Being a normal guy in weekly shows and being a demon in PPV's
>>2701566
They wouldn't let me in because of the no-singles policy.
Racist cigarettes!
Is Big Tabacco /ourguys/?
>>2701556
RACIST CIGARETTES
>>2701566
>$13.50
thanks for reminding me why I don't go to the movie theater. I think it was $8 last I went and that was way too expensive then
WTF I LOVE BIG TABACO NOW
>>2701564
Two and a half men with Taker and Kane
>>2701564
*adjusts jacket*
>Blacks complain when companies don't want to advertise in their neighborhoods
>Blacks complain when companies do want to advertise in their neighborhoods
>>2701566
that's literally all of my neetbux and gbp for a week
>muh gringo holiday
who cares?
If Corbin, Orton and Balor had a match how well would you sleep?
FLAG BURNERS BTFO
What is Samoa Joes gimmick?
*fat music plays*
>>2701564
Mr. Glass
Samoa Joe? More like SaYELLOW Joe kek.
will the Big Dog hold a moment of silence for the 564th anniversary of the fall of the Eastern Roman Empire?
>pens winning
there is truly nothing on TV right now
>>2701603
more than 1/8 of $100 for a 2-3 hour movie. this is why I torrent
>>2701616
Being the 2nd Samoan named Joseph on the roster and being fat.
>>2701556
I'm getting a bit conocious. Why do people call Finn a manlet, short, twink, etc? he's 5'11 ft
I'm 5'6 ft and I'm not a manlet.
Why the fuck is Raw getting boring every week??
>>2701556
Buena esa papi
>>2701581
Nah Roman will win and Braun will run in to give Brock the loss/dq to keep the title. Braun and Roman feud or Roman goes mia for road to wrestlemania like usual and Braun feuds with Brock. Roman still looks strong cause he beat everyone, was going to beat Brock faster than Goldberg, and he gets his rematch at mania. Braun is fed to Brock, Seth and Balor feud with bray and Joe for what the fuck ever
Look at the guys shitting on Balor here lol .. casual fans shouldn't be in /asp/
>>2701616
Fat music
I wish you could skip entrances in real life like in video games
>>2701626
>he's 5'11
bullshit
Booker sucks wtf brah
>>2701564
Poor Man's Alex Wright
>>2701566
$13.50 to watch some shitty normie movie?
Yeah, gonna pass on that.
What's Chris Danger gimmick?
>>2701587
>mfw
>>2701631
Only true wew smarks know how BASED Finn is! Fans are LOVING Finn!
>>2701620
>his champion doesn't even want to show up because raw is so shit
Joe jabs are retarded
>Skinny Irish twink gets brutally double teamed and fisted by two giant bears
>>2701626
>he's 5'11 ft
Yeah right.
>I'm 5'6 ft and I'm not a manlet.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and just assume you're delusional and not retarded.
Based Brayy over as fuck
What are the odds of Finn becoming champ?
They need to get the belt off of Brock
>Bray is still a heel
Fucking why. The one night he went face he was over as fuck.
>>2701626
>I'm 5'6 ft and I'm not a manlet
are you a girl?
>MFW Finn is from a town called Bray
>>2701652
Hi Nu-male
RAW'S CHAMP HAS NOT EVEN MET THE NEW GENERAL MANAGER YET
>>2701652
Hopefully 0%
Lets go Balor chants. He's a draw
>>2701625
New Day is on SD Live now. And why is Haitch and NXT on the SD side?
>>2701652
Twink Finn beating Lesnar is too unbelievable even for scripted children's fighting.
I hate the way Finn stands
there is just something gay about his stance
>>2701658
I never said I wanted him as champ you fuck
It's apparent they're going to make Finn vs Brock.
Finn Balor is a useless twink manlet that should be on 205 live and not even sniffing the title picture
>>2701665
You're on the wrong board if you have a problem with gays
>>2701668
Hows your neck bitch?
>Finn with incredible height
Kek
>>2701665
so you're saying you hate gays
>theres people who still pays for seats at raw
>>2701673
you're on the wrong site if you think we're cool with them
go back
This is the first time i'm watching live in ages.
The commercials are killing me
>>2701664
Eddie beat Brock and he waa about the same size as Finn.
why isn't ram just 3 hours of bliss trying on different outfits? does vince not like money anymore?
>>2701664
No its not since he defeated Roman and Rollins
Finn reminds me of someone that would've been in matches against Psycosis and La Parka in WCW. Like Kidman or something.
>>2701668
How many bulls do you prep?
>>2701674
What's your scenario for the belt?
>>2701684
Eddie was far more believable than Finn.
>>2701677
I just hate the flaming faggot variety.
>>2701671
How old are you? 13?
>>2701691
He had that cocaine strength
so finn confirmed winning?
Wow, I tried experimenting by watching this show to see what the Mexicans I employ were talking about, but this show has been quite boring and bland thus far and I do not feel it appeals to my demographic as an adult man.
I was going to spread the word of this show to my friends at the bar, but it looks like I will be changing the channel.
I do not see this surviving another two years
Tootles
Who is waiting for Chris Danger debut?
>>2701684
Didn't Goldberg interfere in that one though?
>>2701689
>This edgy on /asp
This isn't /pol cuck
>>2701682
>not taking shitposting breaks during the commercials
How do you think that meeting went when someone told Balor "YOU NEED TO ACTUALLY FUCKING HIT PEOPLE"???!!?
>>2701691
He had a big heart.
hello bed of my dreams
>>2701691
Nah.. Balor has a demon gimmick.. thats more believable than a criminal latino
>>2701698
see you next week!
>>2701701
Muh buzzwords
>>2701698
>Tootles
Fuck your bait here is an undeserved (you)
when will Trump ban manlets?
>>2701691
Eddie also went so hard on steroids his heart exploded
>>2701707
No it isn't. Eddie literally cheated to win vs Brock, that was his gimmick and he was already known as a good wrestler. Finn is just some kick happy manlet with a jacket.
>>2701701
says the newfag
>>2701712
His oldest son (I don't remember if that's Eric or Don Jr) is a turbo manlet, so don't count on it.
So much hardon display
>>2701714
>Cheating is stronger than being a literal fucking Demon
>>2701725
>being a literal demon
>he paints his body but still wrestles the exact same and crawls to the ring instead of walks
Yeah wow... real fuckin' scary.
how bored are you currently out of 10?
>>2701725
>Corny body paint
>Real demon
lmao
Bray can attack anyone with no consequences because no one is stupid enough to enter a feud with him anymore.
>>2701727
8.5/10
So how low will this week's ratings be?
Fuck this shit
I am going to sleep
Good night /asp/
>>2701726
>What is kayfabe
>>2701727
8/10
>It's about overcoming the odds for Finn
Where have I heard that before?
>>2701727
Literally struggling to stay awake
>1 hr and 45 min left
When's Romacheddy?
>>2701732
under 2.0
>>2701727
if you're bored why are you wasting 3 hours of your life watching it?
and I only watch highlights nowadays
>>2701734
So that was the real robocop I saw on wcw many years ago? Sweet
>This is awesome
Wow, time to go swallow a bullet
>Not even half over
>this is awesome chants
Remember when that chant actually meant something
>>2701734
what a fucking mark
>>2701742
Because I lost control of my life
>>2701732
Lowest ever but they'll just blame it on Memorial Day.
>>2701734
Kayfabe for "The Demon" died the moment Finn explained it on Raw how it's just "honoring his heritage" and other shit like that. He basically said it's just him in body paint. If he wanted to make The Demon something different he'd change his entire style once he dresses up like that but he doesn't. Once he starts wrestling he's just Balor in body paint.
>>2701742
>Raw has highlights
Should I finish raw or play a game that came out 4 years ago?
What a fucking terrible ending.
Based Joe stealing my WWE2K move
>>2701756
Depends, what game?
>climb the ropes
>climb down
>>2701756
wat gaem
also yes
>>2701747
nothing is awesome about a vanilla midget that only does kicks, and two FAT ASSES
>Wyatt eats the pin
Time to watch some jewflix instead
Is Joe /ourtwinkdestroyer ?
>Seth
>Finn
>>2701756
Yes, go finish The Last of Us.
that coup de grace finisher doesn't look thaaat devastating 2bh
>Build the story of a match to put Finn Balor over.
>Don't put Finn Balor over.
M'KAY.
WHATEVER.
YOU DO YOU, VINCE.
seth FREAKIN EPIC rollins
holy shit that match was actually complete shit
I thought joe and balor were supposed to be good
THE EATER OF PINS
>>2701766
>>2701749
W O R K E D
ding-dong diddly hit the weights and have some sex ya seethin lil manlet
>>2701766
Fuck yeah, get some beer and do some stunt races
Really good match with the only hiccup being the sling blade before the finish. Folks were bad out of place.
Fuck both Roman and Seth
Fuck The Shield
What is Seth Rollins gimmick?
>>2701756
>MFW modding Skyrim while watching RAM
What do you lads think of this shirt?
>>2701728
Stop breaking kayfabe here faggot
Is there one among you -- just one -- who actually enjoys watching Raw?
>>2701781
kingslayer
>>2701777
ya Ding-Dong Diddlyin tears
Where is Cedric Alexander? Swann has no reason to get involved in this feud.
>>2701781
Small Dick Angry Guy
>Sethetty vs. Romanetty
The rating are going to awesome tonight.
>>2701781
freakin ding-dong diddly
>>2701782
hope you aren't using big titty anime mods you goon
>>2701781
injured knee
>>2701783
more like turn it down
cruiserweight match next... fucking kill me
>>2701781
He has no gimmick.. he's boring as babyface
>>2701787
Only thing I'm ding-dong diddly in is ya mom ya seethin mark
>>2701781
Blew out his knee carrying the company on his shoulder
When will the pull the trigger on Sasha and Swann vs Dar and Fox?
>>2701792
>big titty anime mods
No, big ass mods.
Could someone link me to some good wrestling fetish sites while this diva and manlet shit goes on?
>>2701782
Hope you are not installing CBBE armors
>Sasha has been demoted to the cruiser weight division
Lmao
>>2701808
where were you when sasha was kil?
>>2701785
I cant watch it without some form of shitposting, even at its very best it still cant completely hold my attention.
>>2701785
I shouldn't watch it because it bores the hell out of me but I still do watch it.
>>2701776
>L-Lol that video game is for kiddies. Now leave me alone so I can finish watching my fake fighting soap opera, you little kid.
>>2701800
WORKED
O
R
K
E
D
Post what game you're playing instead of watching this shit raw
Castlevania 3
>>2701783
They were so close
>No stupid Authentic tag
>No stupid shit on the back
>BURN IT DOWN
Should I continue watching Raw or waste my time on wow?
I need to see Sasha and Foxy rolling around the ring with each other every week. If it doesn't happen tonight, this is the worst Raw of the year
>ywn be called Foxy's boyfriend
There is not reason to continue
>>2701812
It's nice knowing that I'm ding-dong diddly living in ya head rent free
A question for all of you
whats worse, 2017 WWE or 2009 WWE?
P U R P L E
O
P
E
S
Alicia Fox is an alien
So Sasha can Handle It?
NO REACTION AT ALL
>>2701820
At least with WoW you might get a good drop. Raw you are assured disappointment.
Sashy a cute
>>2701823
>I'll never get to bleach Fox
Why live
>>2701827
Whichever WWE era had that guest host shill bullshit
>>2701781
Being EL PAPAUPA DE LOS POLLITOS, THE A+PLAYER, THE UNDISPUTED FUTURE OF WWE, MR SEXY ASS LOTTERY, THE ARCHITECT, THE MAN WHO BUILT AND DESTROYED THE SHIELD, MR MONEY IN THE BANK, THE NEW DAY CAPTAIN, THE WHITE RANGER, THE CROSSFIT JESUS, THE FIRST NXT CHAMPION, THE MAN WHO DID THE HEIST OF THE CENTURY, THE GUY THAT RETIRED STING, THE 2015 SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR, THE FIRST EVER WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT AND UNITED STATES CHAMPION, THE GUY WHO MAKES YOUR JINGLE TINGLE, THE FIRST PICK OF THE DRAFT, THE FIRST MAN TO PIN ROMAN REIGNS CLEAN, THE GUY THAT FINN BÁLOR IS A CHEAP SECOND RATE KNOCK OFF, THE MAN THAT BROUGHT MOLTRES AND HO OH'S SACRED FIRE IN A TORCH TO WRESTLEMANIA, THE GOAT, THE KINGSLAYER, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, THE MAN
SETH
FREAKING
ROLLINS
>>2701827
At least know we have BMAJ
Can you ding-dong diddly handle this?
>>2701823
>ywn cuddle with Alicia, look into each other's eyes and kiss
>>2701827
2010
>>2701816
WoW
Cuckaze really is the biggest cuck of all cucks
I see Mikaze got cucked, again.
I wonder if Alicia Fox is actually fuckin Noam Dar, she's quite fond of white boys.
She used to fuck Wade Barrett
huh what ding-dong diddly happened to cedric alexander
>>2701827
2017 WWE by far.
2009 at least had mega draws like Cena, Jeff Hardy, and Edge.
Based Jericho v Mysterio feud for IC belt too.
Post what you're doing instead of watching this POS show.
Me, I'm studying for the CPA exam.
Can THE BOSS be further away from the Title than she is now?
>>2701834
Reminder that this is who she is married to
>>2701783
Shirts related to shit like this are better when they're subtle. If it wasn't for the stupid skull they added to the back of these in later iterations, it'd be flawless.
>>2701807
Due to certain circumstances, I no longer am allowed.
>>2701848
workin out
>>2701848
watching Stanley cup hockey and playing Overwatch
>>2701846
On the shelf for injury
>>2701816
KOF 98
>>2701848
trying to get asleep
Should I continue watchign Raw or play habbo hotel?
>>2701845
Dar is Jew, not White.
Did Cole just say trolling?
>>2701850
Future Endeavoured soon hopefully
Is Dar out of shape or is does it normally look like he has the body of a 60 year old?
>>2701859
I don't see the difference...
>>2701859
He's an honorary scot so therefore is classified as white
>>2701816
Borderlands 2
>>2701848
Skyrim
alicia fox scissors kick > sweet chin music > brogue kick
>>2701816
CK2
>>2701855
wasnt he back on 205 live last week?
>>2701846
He's on tv right now wrestling Noam darr
Sasha Banks is hanging out with a homeless nigger now... thats the lowest thing a woman's career can get
>>2701816
Pitfall on Atari 2600
>>2701816
Guilty Gear Rev 2
wtf am im watching? wtf am i doing with my life?
>>2701858
>tfw no msn
i used to sexchat in habbo hotel and then flashing my dick on msn. good times, good times.
>>2701859
>Noam Dar (Hebrew: נועם דר; born 28 July 1993)[2]is an Israeli-Scottishprofessional wrestler
Confirmed (((Dar)))
hnnnnng
Why do most black wrestlers have a dancing gimmick?
What is Rich Swanns gimmick? Being a dancing pervert?
Is Sasha Banks going to get BLACKED instead of WHITE RICED?
Based Swann
Dead crowd
>>2701859
Jews are white, dumbass.
>>2701875
literally history women's revolution athlete to a dancing hip hop girl
she's a reverse Naomi
Sasha's hiding her hairline well tonight. Looked pretty hot there.
just tuned in, what did I miss?
what the fuck
>>2701886
Cause niggers are crap and they need sonething to "entertain" casual fans
>1 HOUR 25 MINUTES LEFT!!!!!
>Sasha is literally on the midcard with a dancing gimmick
J U S T
>Sasha reduced to shucking and jiving valet for a literal cruiserweight
J U S T
U
S
T
>>2701886
Any other gimmick makes Vince feel like a cuck
>this raw
>>2701816
Friday the 13th
>Sasha now stuck dancing around like every black wrestler under Vince
It's all over for her.
>Sasha dancing
Welp, her careers over
Sasha just worked me into a shoot. I never gave a shit about her, but she's looked so fucking hot this past month or so
>>2701891
No they aren't. They're not even human
hows raw going?
>>2701887
Black man who's father died and dances
>Sasha Banks has been demoted to Dancing Monkey #13141
I always knew Vince hated her
>>2701894
Her legs were looking 10/10 too
wtf sasha is the GOAT now
>no braun strowman
>brock lesnar shows up couple of times a year
>shieldettys tanking tha rankings
>no broken hardys
>KO and Y2J are gone
what's the point of watching RAM?
>>2701913
She once gave an interview during her big push where she admitted she's afraid to approach Vince and she just talks to Triple H instead. That was the beginning of the end for her.
>>2701911
i think I'm just gonna watch the last hour of smackdown from now on
>>2701913
Who's Braun going to be dancing with when he comes back?
It's bound to happen..
>>2701918
>>2701891
I wonder who's behind this.
>>2701898
>>2701911
its going bro ... its going.
>>2701919
Sasha looks good tonight...
>>2701919
Raw is just background noise for me at this point
>>2701918
>>>/JIDF/
>>2701920
She was afraid of what? To suffer what Trish suffered? Lol
>>2701540
Just got home drunk lads. Did I miss the Bliss?
Anyone else kinda hoping the ratings sink even lower?
WWE deserve it for putting us through this torture
>>2701908
the same time you've been frequenting /mlp/
TOP GUYS
O
P
G
U
Y
S
BASED REVIVAL
RAW IS SAVED
>>2701933
nope
>>2701926
hnnnnnngng
Look at those eyes, Charly wants to fuck Dash and Dawson so badly
FAKE NEWS
>>2701937
Fuck yeah
>WWE doing subtly right
Well fuck me.
Never forget we can thank Revival for taking new day off the screen because they hung Kofi
>Top Guys
I'M AWAKE
CALLING OUT FAKE NEWS
No Dimes, Just empty seats
is this a baywatch promo?
>>2701943
You spoke too soon.
>>2701945
who /realjakked/ here
Based Gimmick with FUCK THE MEDIA gimmick
wtf that's not them those are actors or something fuck off charly
>>2701948
kek
>goes from having 5 star matches in nxt to being a literal dancing valet for a mid-card memeweight
what the fuck is this facial hair
BODYSLAM HER
>Graves gimmick is literally CNN
>>2701934
I just want them to get their asses kicked hard enough that they return to they realize that choosing short term profits from cowardly advertisers over the qualities that made them a cultural phenomena was a terrible move.
BOOKER IS LIT
Was that table spot suppose to be impressive?
WOAH WOAH WOAH
>all this Corey screen time
FAKE NEWS COREY BTFO
Holy shit I completely forgot about Enzo from last week
What happened?
>>2701965
1 more match?
What the fuck is going on tonight? What did Corey even say?
>>2701967
>I completely forgot about Enzo
>>2701919
Little miss bliss
Bubble but bliss
Big but bliss
Big mic bliss
Kendo poles bliss
Harley bliss
Alexa quinn
Five feet of fury
>>2701970
Corey is fake news
>>2701970
He showed something to Kurt
Next month
Corey Graves:
"Its me Cass... Its me Cass... It was me all along Cass"
>Cass is finally dumping that manlet Enzo
Mandy Moore is still alive?
>>2701967
So Big Cass beat up Enzo?
they're saving Lexi for the 3rd hour so its ratings go up
>Big Cass colluding with Top Guys
Is it finally time for dimes?
>>2701970
He's saying his sources are giving him news.
>The Revival + Big Cass stable
You have my attention
>>2701970
He found Carmella nudes
>pushing women as the main attraction for smackdown tomorrow
Guess I am not turning in.
URAH URAH URAH URAH URAH URAH URAH URAH URAH
Why Kalisto isn't part of 205 live?
>>2701891
TYPICAL TRICKS, MER-- TYPICAL TRICKS, SCHLOMO.