Ram Gamethread #3

>Corey's gimmick is fake news

Based Vince using his white house powers to help Trump

Lmao what the fuck is this Kalisto theme

At least it's an improvement

>>2701994
When does Rusev become the new face of America

Who else /Tykes/ here? Steel Country isn't as good tho.

>>2701998
Rave chibi mega mang

:D

Titus going nuts screaming sick him had my sides in orbit last week

:D

BASED TITUS "I KISS MY SON ON THE MOUTH" O'NEIL

i unironically like TITus theme song

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>1 HOUR 15 MINUTES LEFT!!!!

D:

Who here /urah/?

I love Titus but damn that was dead silence to come out to

What's Kalisto's new gimmick?
The nigger killer?

:D

are we gonna see some Goldustkino tonight lads

remember when cloister was US champion

:D man has now evolved into D: man

>former United States Champion Kalisto

Holy fuck I who remembers that?

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>>2702011

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>mexicacas BTFO

TITUS LOOKIN' REAL JAKKED BABY

Bases Titus squashing the manlets

corey is fake news

URAH URAH URAH

>>2702024
Remember he defended it at Wrestlemania

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>The state of Kalisto

>Titus will lose

I just want them to be a little successful because it has been fun

>>2701986
I have a feeling that Corey Graves is going to be The Revivals manager

>This might be the first match I liked

What did Booker mean by this?

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>>2702011

BLISS IS NEXT

That super pale Bliss

MY
FUCKING
DICK
BREHHHSSSS

>Alexa Bliss will never give you "fuck me harder" eyes

She'd be a god tier porn star

>>2702036
Old school squash match.
Need more of those.

BLISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>2702032

The opening match of the preshow. With Ryback.

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POST YOUR BEST BLISS

About to be most cringe seg of the year

Titus willing to lie cheat and steal.
WWE with them fresh ideas.

>Bailey this is your life

Please God no. They're going to redo the best segment WWE has ever done with Mick and Rock?

>>2702044
While the fans weren't in the stands because of gate issues

Baily nudes when?

tight butthole lexi ding-dong diddly save raw

>>2702024
>>2702032
Didn't he have some pretty good matches with Ryback and Del Rio?

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>>2702047

>Bliss
>Cringe

naw nigga

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>>2702045
Bliss is cute!

What can Alexa show than Charlotte didn't? Charlotte showed fucking poems

>this is your life
Will anybody get the original reference? It was dated when rock and foley did it. Plus this seems like exactly what Charles did with those just a fan photos.

>>2702054
He's better than all of 205 minus Neville and AA

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>>2702045

What happened to Enzo & Cass last week?

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>>2702045

>cute little jew bullying the autistic girl
What a memorial day lads

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>>2702045

>>2702052
Buddy Murphy here. Can confirm that she has a huge gaping asshole and she's also a roastie.

>>2702057

her heavy flow tampons?

>>2702056
SOURCE!

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>>2702045

HOW CAN THIGHLETS COMPETE?

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>>2702045

>>2702059
The limbo he's stuck in right now is kinda nonsense.

On 205 Live, he'd at least be able to have good length really good matches. On Raw, he's just. Not anything.

Bliss pls show your feet

T H I C C Y B L I S S

>>2702057
Her surgically removed penis?

>>2702067
hi buddy, when are you coming to the main roster?

Bayley can hug my kendo stick desu

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MY FUCKING DICK HERE SHE IS!

HER THIGHS SLAP TOGETHER WITH EACH STEP!

MY GODDESS!

Didn't someone already do this laugh at Bayley's past shtick?

>>2702072
Her mom is smokin'

based bliss working the what chants

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>Alexa bliss will never belittle you.

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>>2702045

>>2702072
A loli and her hot mom.. great

WHAT ?

God I hope Alexa stomps on something

I'm crying. They're ruining the best segment ever created.

I doubt anybody in the crowd even knows they did this decades ago

We must recycle segments instead of making something new

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That ass 2 thigh ratio

This is a literal cringe segment

Only thing that is good is the camera facing Alexa's ass cheeks

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>>2702070
Oy vey that's a very large nose she has there. I wonder who could be behind all this Bliss spamming

>Bliss """"comedy"""""

>what chants for Bliss
Fans are getting tired of her.
All she does is come out and ramble for 5-8 minutes every Monday. Gotta hide the fact she's so shit in the ring.

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Alexa Bliss, this is your life!

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this segment sucks

I love the "WHATS" it's fantastic.

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HER ASS IS HANGING OUT

HNNGGGGGG

What's going on with Corey lately? things are getting a little spooky.

APOLOGIZE

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>all this

APOLOGIZE

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why are they making goddess Lexi read this cringe script? fuck this company

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That was a Miraculous Ladybug doll, from a show that only came out in 2015

Casual fans ruining Stone Cold "What" chants

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WILL you STOP what'ing my Queen Alexa Bliss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the creative team should be in a gas chamber right now, holy shit the cringe

bayley dildo reveal when?

This is awful

I have to mute this shit

This is so awful in terms of writing

Why do they ruin good stuff from the attitude era

This is awful

This is Alexa on Raw

This is what they've done to her

What is Alexa Bliss' gimmick?

THAT ASS HOLY FUCK

>this absolutely based promo
why is bliss so fucking good on the mic?

>Ms Flapper
>Bayley's teacher is a confirmed roast beef

Is the WWE trying to get record low ratings?

Not even Bliss can save this segment.

I am cringing so hard

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>Tfw you are glad that your stream stopped

Flaps McGaps

>Vince greenlit this

He needs to be put down

this is

bad

WHY IS MY WAIFU IN THIS SEGMENT!
END IT!

HOLY FUCKING CRINGE

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what the fuck is going on

Cmon it cant get worse than The Old Day

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>Still no "Get new writers" chant

>>2702115
Bayley's still a kid so it makes sense.

>Ms Fapper

RAW COMMITTING SUICIDE HOLY FUCK

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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>>2702124

Guys im far behind but i wanna know

How hard did you guys get WORKED by corey graves

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what is habbening

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You're forced to listen to a segment for an entire hour on loop

Your choices are either this segment or the Old Day

Pick your poison

Bayley is autistic :-(

Bliss sucks since going to RAW even with the belt.

Why they kill Bliss like this?

>boring chants

Bliss is better than this shit. Moving her to Raw was a mistake

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Meltzer just confirmed on twitter that this is doing a 9.5 in the ratings! Holy shit based Bliss!

RUDE

this is fucking ridiculous. could this shit get any worse??? bordering on claire lynch territory

TRACEY NUDES WHEN?

>>2702103
>Monday uh Night uh RAW and uh
STICK A FORK IN HER

>>2702149
Old Day

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>the absolute state of ram

Not even Alexa's ass can save this segment

>>2702149
Is actual death an option?

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this is really bad

>>2702149
This because I can look at Bliss' ass

>>2702149
Old day

>>2702149

honest to god old day

it was so bad it was at least kinda good in that fucked up sorta way

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What the fuck is wrong with this company?

Just tuned in
What the fuck is happening

this is really hurting to watch

What is Adam Scott doing on RAM?

>Phil

I rather have David Arquette winning the WHC over this crap

wtf is going on

HOLY SHIT CM PUNK IS ON

Tracy is hot

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>>2702124
>RAM completely ruining everyone who was good on SD, probably out of jealousy

>>2702154
>you know...i don't know....the segment wasn't great...but you know

Tfw bliss won't call you big

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>Phil

I wish WWE was better :(

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>this segment
>1 hour left

So this whole segment is just to imply that Bayley fucks her dad?

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HIS NAME IS NOT PHIL

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WTF IS GOING ON

WHY DOES TRACY WANT TO FUCK HER """EX""" SO BAD SHE'S GOT SOME SERIOUS FUCK ME EYES GOING

This faggot really tried to kiss a female Jay Leno

>>2702149

Big Butt Bliss > wacky negro hijinks

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Save us based Shirai

DELETE THIS FUCKING SEGMENT PLEASE

i'd fill Tracey

did raw win this week?

Has any "This Is Your Life" segment ever been at least tolerable since the one between Rock and Mick?

BASED BOOKER BLOWING THIS SEGMENT THE FUCK OUT

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this kills the RAM

REAL HEAT NIGGAZ

this is the end of raw, this is the end of bliss, they will never recover from this shit, WOAT segment

You said it Booker

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>Fatal five way
>Kendo stick on a pole match
>This segment

The plot thins

Based Booker

Tehre are people that actually think current WWE is better than the final years of the WCW

Jesus Christ who the fuck wrote all of this shit?

Who gives a fucking shit?

>phil even got bayley

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Sasha should have stayed in the ring dancing until Bliss came out to do this and then challenged her to a twerk off

>this is hard to watch

What did KANG BOOKAH
mean by this?

>this is hard to watch
Booker saying what needed to be said

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WHY RAW WHY

This has dragged on like 8 minutes longer than it should have.

KEKED IN FRONT OF 1.7 VIEWERS

BASED BOOKER

for once Impact wins the week

Smackdown wins now, right?

based true T H I C C bayley saving this shit segment.

Booker T: This is hard to watch

FUCKING BASED BOOKER

Didn't think they could out-do the Old Day segment as worst segment ever.

>this is boring
took them long enough holy shit

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tracy getting wet over big phil

>This is hard to watch
Booker is undoubtedly /ourguy/

>>2702218
of course

so /asp/ What are you going to watch to get this shitty segment out of your mind ?

based booker shitting on RAM

Wtf was that. Vince Russo is back?

>>2702193
thicccccccccc

who is the target audience for this segment

>>2702198
Even that one wasn't any god damn good

Fucking WWE making our lexi look this bad

>>2702210
this tbqfh

"this is hard to watch"

even booker is cringing

>>2702225
DIK STATUS: MUH

>This is hard to watch

Thank you based ma nigga Booker T for being the voice of reason

What the fuck is going on in this segment?

>>2702230
>so /asp/ What are you going to watch to get this shitty segment out of your mind ?

S&M porn

>>2702230
Beef slaughterhouse videos. Easier to watch

On the bright side, the record low ratings means many many people did not have to suffer through that.

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Alexa Bliss fucking sucks and no one gives a shit about Bayley

>>2702199
Booker has received too much shit from this company for keep his mouth close at this point

>>2702230
beer

Vince needs to hurry up and kick the bucket

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>This 1 hour left

END IT

>Alexa not being phased despite knowing the segment is a disaster.

Props.

Well Bliss loses the title. Now there is literally no reason to watch ram.

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>>2702230
this

the absolute state of that

The ratings drop tonight could be all time record breaking.

JUST FUCK MY RATINGS UP SENPAI

>>2702243
The Shrekoning for the 20th time

>>2702245
Don't you fucking dare

if this were a manga, we'd all be burning our copies at the mere implication that Bayley is not pure

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I feel bad for the people of Greenville who payed money to watch that shit

I feel like they need a refund

RAW EVEN BURIED BLISS

RAW IS OVER

Bayley is disgusting

Bayley has good selling t b h

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that was terrible

>>2702230
Smackdown

If that segment was her life I'd commit suicide

>>2702250
Oh god no

WE STILL HAVE AN HOUR OF THIS SHIT TO GO

all you fucking marks don't understand the concept of HEAT

thank christ all you mouth breathers aren't in charge of actually booking this stuff

Did anyone get shots of that Bliss ass?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDVaiwzU8yc

I think I know how she feels now

>>2702232
No, Russo would've made that segment entertaining.

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>THERE'S STILL 54+ MINUTES OF PROGRAMMING LEFT

This is why we need Russo

>Their own shill
what

>>2702271
>all you fucking marks don't understand the concept of HEAT
THIS

Can anyone give me a tldr on this shit? Aint watching but I'm a bliss fan

>>2702271
But the crowd was dead. It just made everyone in the segment look like a retard, and WWE like it can't make new segments

>>2702271
>Thinking that created heat

Nigga that made people TUNE OUT

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>>2702278

>>2702277
Dubs confirm.

>>2702124
She was always this cringe you ding-dong diddly dork

>>2702271
>everything atrocious and unwatchable is done for heat even when everybody stops watching
ok Markus McMarkson

>>2702282
Unfunny "This is your life" skit. Crowd is not into it, constant "What?" chants.

So my stream stopped for the last 20 minutes, what'd I miss lads?

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>DUDE BAYLEY IS SO INNOCENT LMAO
wow what a segment

>>2702282
>bayley only wants to be with her daddy
>best friend didn't like her
>boyfriend didn't like her
>boyfriend wants to get real jakked baby on Bayley's girlfriend.

Cant wait for youtube back stage interview between Tracy and Phil

I love Alexa, but what in the fuck is this garbage ass shit? Why didn't they kill this 5 minutes earlier?

I stopped watching the segment, what's happening now?

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>>2702271

>>2702271
that was up there with the debut of the Shock Master

>>2702271
Oh hey.. so you booked that shit? Please go to TNA

https://youtu.be/TYasH1XHmfc Thread theme

>>2702271
Take a shower
Seek sunlight
Hit the weights
Have sex
Get a clue

Pinhead

>>2702299
>Why didn't they kill this 5 minutes earlier?
RAW is six hours long bro! Need filler

>>2702282
>Bayley is a child
>Bayley's dad is everywhere
>Bayley is a nerd
>Bayley did people's homework
>Bayley's is a kissless virgin, her ex wanted her friend instead

The Bayley got hit with the kendo stick
It got boring chants but rightfully so.

cornette table for 3

count me in

Why they have to add Doc Hendrix as the third man? It shou.d be Russo bro

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>>2702273
I forgot about that
shit is fucked up

Enzo cucked again

>>2702299
There was nothing she could do, I don't even think Flair could get the crowd into that. Also she sounded like she had a cold or something

>Again

>Cornette and Bischoff in tf3

Dis gon b gud

Also, Cass is attacking Enzo. My dad works for WWE

ENZO MEMORE BTFO

>>2702310
Was this stuff actually true?

>Enzo is the company punching bag

I enjoy this gimmick better than his old one

Based Cass squashing that manlet each week

>inb4 it was Slater and Rhyno

At least this crime mystery storyline with Big Cuck and Enzo is interesting

BASED TOP GUYS

>>2702324
She's puerto rican, so hell no. She probably leads the league in abortions.

>Alexa the first person in years to have clever comebacks and ways to deal with WHAT
Impressive

he's not fucking blind and the lights are fucking on, what can't he see who is attacking him>?

How do they change the ropes so fast?

Cass dun it

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>Enzo gets beat up again
What is the point?

There's a swerve coming isn't there? I smell Vince Russo all over this.

>more Cruisershits
watch dem ratings drop

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>more memeweights

>>2702334
Magnets

>>2702317
She's literally a nurse today

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>yfw they stick Enzo with R-Truth as his new tag partner

>>2702334
They just turn them inside-out

The shanty town of Enzo Amore.

does Aries theme change every week? or is it just me

IT WAS ME ENZO.. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG ENZO

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>post yfw Cass gets a solo run leading to a Universal Title run

>205 Live is still a fucking thing
holy shit, RAM is nuclear bad

Evil dab

>>2702340
After that last segment, fuck it the ratings drop so low they roll back over to record highs

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>>2702330
>Leads the league in abortions

Welp, night /asp/. It's not worth watching WWE programming after 10pm. The average Raw is the length of a feature fucking film, but with less engaging stories.

>>2702334
it's a camera effect, their not really purple

Based Gallagher giving the "there is only 2 genders symbol.

Great heel work.

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>people paid to be in this raw and watch it live

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>>2702310
>Bayley is a kissless virgin
>virgin

They are literally driving RAM into the ground.

>>2702360
fuck off retard

fuck yes, save us Evil TJ

>>2702322
My dad is actually Vince McMahon, and he said you're wrong.

>>2702349
they really fucked up the theme
just got RAW'D

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>>2702362
It's a fucking plane crash

TJP put all of his points into Strength and Dex because he didn't expect so many charisma checks

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back of kurt's head is gross mane

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>>2702353

>lost in the shovel

this is one of the worst episodes of raw i've seen in years

>>2702375
Too many surgeries

>>2702378
>>2702378
>>2702378
>>2702378

>>2702338
>>2702232
Cringe. Kekculture babies pretending they know anything about Based Vinny Ru.

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>>2702375
Needs to go back to his wig wearing days

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>>2702374
Underrated post

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>>2702353

>>2702064
LEXI'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON