GOAT Edition
>>2605719
Hope Braun does stuff
BASED TINO RAVIOLI
who here /BLISS/
>>2605744
Bliss braun sextape when?
>>2605744
horsetties btfo
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
>watching WWE when the NBA playoffs is on RIGHT NOW
explain yourselves autists
>>2605753
Go back
>>2605753
Uff uff y recontra uff
>>2605762
>Watching a babboon sport
Where my /vp/oreons at?
>>2605762
>watching the NBA
Breh
I had sex today bros
>E-Drones watch this shit
Boypussy > girlpussy
>>2605781
here
>>2605762
I dont like basketball but I do like wrestling. I hope that meets your requirement for an explanation.
>>2605762
>niggerball
Kek
>>2605753
MAYUYA
>>2605783
post a pic of what you fucked or confirmed virgin
>>2605783
*brofist*
>>2605780
Present
>>2605762
>Watching NBA
Even more embarrassing than watching scripted fighting.
>Dvashit
God fucking damn it
>>2605753
Papi llegué algo tarde pero aca estamos como siempre.
They just don't learn opening up with women shit
Is Fat Owens Fat on Raw now? Or is he staying
Amazing that the Women's title is the most important title on RAM
Dean aint doing shit
And Brock is also not doing shit till Summerslam
can we please get based Bliss a new theme? this is the worst music I've ever heard, it's incoherent
Alexa is really getting the damn push.
Also I didn't watch Payback. Is it worth going and watching it?
>divacrap
Yep time to change the channel
>>2605744
WE DID IT BROS!
>>2605780
Yo
>>2605781
girlpussy > boipucci
>>2605800
dubs confirm that guy is a confirmed virgin
>>2605781
>>2605787
>>2605809
he's on smackdown
>>2605783
Was her name Righty or Lefty?
>>2605762
Even more scripted than the WWE
>opening with divashit
Lmao /smack/ wins again!
>>2605762
>watching dindu dunking
neck urself
My women's champion is still white.
U jelly, Cuckdown?
>kicking off with the divas
Well I'm done already
>Emma and Alexa
unzips dick
BASED FUCKING BLISS
>>2605780
>>2605781
you need help
RAW just lost
>>2605823
it is bliss you faggot we cant compete anymore
>>2605823
Smack won yesterday, We got JeriGOAT
>yfw BRAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUN
>goddess
My dick is starting to tingle
>>2605808
>same finals 3 years in a row
>keep pushing same 2 uncharismatic players
>>2605829
Emmutt
>>2605719
This is all so Auska can debut isn't it.
>>2605811
>And Brock is also not doing shit till Summerslam
Brock is defending his title at balls of fire
>>2605781
not /gay/ sry
goddamn Nia BRAAPPPPPPPPP
She is so good as a heel. Sweet god shes good on the mic.
these what chants are so fucking stupid in this context
>goddess
Shes not wrong
>Divas
>On the mic
GODDESS BLISS
>>2605762
>cavs up at half
LelBron sweeping thru the east
Bliss getting the rocket push. The ass on her is amazing.
based sexy little jewess
SEX GODDESS FOOT GODDESS TUMMY GODDESS CONFIRMED
lmao, Oldie James btfo
MILFS BTFO
>Naomi and Alexa Bliss are champions
whoever is booking the women is an ass man
>>2605854
she's not fucking jewish for fucks sake
Bliss is fucking horrible. Her promos drag so badly.
I have decided there is too much anime
I am going to delete the anime
HAD A DREAM
I
HADN'T NEIGHED YET
why didn't naka wrestle at payback?
>FOXXXY
Christ.
I'd love to impregnate that chocolate goddess.
Mickie on suicide watch
How many /Smack hermanos/ are here?
LITTLE MISS BLISS
BIG ASS BLISS
BUBBLE BUTT BLISS
BIG PROMOS BLISS
GOAT HEEL BLISS
FIVE FEET OF FURY
>and uh...
>y'know uh...
>so yeah, umm
christ Bliss is so shit at promos
I WANT TO EAT HER BOOGERS
>>2605859
He's our guy.
>Oh boy a 20 minute diva segment to open up the show
Why?
>>2605870
Valley girl gimmick is best gimmick
>>2605864
Because he's on smackdown
>>2605859
an ass man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8k4TECy7f4
I want to see Alexa strap on fuck Nia
What does sex look like with Nia Jax and Alexa Bliss?
Based Bliss BTFO everyone. If only she wasn't complete shit in the ring, she'd already be the GOAT
this chick is making divashit not awful
PLEASE DON'T DRAG THIS OUT LIKE LAST WEEK. AT LEAST SMACKDOWN KEEPS IT SHORT
>>2605781
>>>/lgbt/
>>2605870
Dude she is top 5 on the stick in the whole WWE
Based Alexa standing above the minorities
>>2605781
THIS IS THE RESULT OF WATCHING ANIME
>>2605875
This
Bliss is literally the best female talker right now.
>>2605867
right here gringo
>>2605861
DELETE THIS REEEEEEEE
Alexa BTFO everybody
>>2605876
fuck i even forgot that
>>2605867
Grande papi
>>2605842
kek i read "brock is defending his balls on fire"
Women's """""""wrestling"""""""""
Based Bliss shitting on all of the inferior """women's division talent"""
>>2605783
You're no longer allowed here.
Big bants Alexa learned well from big bants daniel
based big pops bayley BTFOing the jew.
>>2605881
Bayley carried her a bit last night and she improves weekly bro. Bliss is life.
She handles the crowd like a vet.
God Bayley looks hideous next to Alexa
>>2605880
I want to see Braun fucking Bliss all facial abuse style
>>2605719
STACKS SO FAT
>>2605781
>being gay
what a loser
This is fucking brutal.
Bayley can't do that. Fire her!
Lmao how is she such a good talker
>>2605783
GET OUT NORMIE
>>2605867
Daily Reminder: We JERICHO now!
>>2605867
This will be a terrible show daddy
Alicia Fox's carreer is dead
>dat fucking fall
>>2605886
on whose stick?
>finally everyone start fighting
>commercial
>>2605861
And she's the best women in raw at promos, really makes you think...
>>2605762
Waiting for the Rockets Spurs game.
>>2605918
It was since day one...
>>2605914
to make up for her shit ring work
This shit is actually going to continue?
>that mic BTFO
lmao
>>2605921
WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW
>>2605906
>She handles the crowd like a vet.
Seriously, she has a response for like, EVERY chant.
Who /goddess/ here?
>>2605867
>BMAJ
>JeriGOAT
>BPP
>No shieldettys
Otra noche que ya tenemos ganada hermanos.
>>2605920
God willing mine
>>2605921
Dunn is so fucking based
>>2605922
Yeah they are all horrible.
>Fags in this thread unironically complaining about seeing woman for 20 mins when we will see men the rest of the show.
I just want to see Bliss, Emma and Sasha with a paper bag over her head fuck. Is that so hard to ask for, WWE?
>>2605867
Aguante /Smack/ vieja, no me importa nada!
>cut to commercial in the first 10 minutes
shit was so cringe they had to pull the plug
>>2605927
The show will start eventually
>You could be out at a bar or club trying to snag pussy instead of watching WWE tonight.
You have ten seconds to defend yourself.
Tag team match playa
>>2605762
>watching nba
is this you?
>>2605946
married
>>2605946
I am 35 and have had sex with over 50 women
Stream pls
>>2605946
>going to a bar on a MONDAY
Alexa is the female Miz
>>2605946
Got a hangover
>>2605941
>Sasha with a paper bag over her head
impeccable taste, my dude
>>2605762
>watching the nba
>>2605933
God made this world so unfair. Why can't I have Bliss?
>>2605918
>mfw I see cucks in the YT comments section that bitch about their favorite not being "pushed" even though they're no talent losers
#pushnaomi and #pushalicia are the most laughable things I've seen there
Can't wait to hum his music at /Naklash/!
>>2605953
>I am 35
Jesus Christ man.
>>2605946
>fucking on international worker's day
I'm always volcel on socialist holidays
>>2605955
>Wanting to go to a bar when there's more male competition there.
Do you even think logically?
YES YES BE GOOD GOYS AND WATCH THIS SHOW ABOUT POLICE AND FBI AND BE A GOOD BOOTLICKER!
>>2605946
>snagging pussy on a monday
lmao, you're a virgin huh?
>A FUCKING 4 VS 4 WOMEN MATCH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2605946
i'm 31 and a virgin, i dont know how to do that
Alexa Bliss unironically saved womens wrestling. Based big butt bliss working the horses and lenos
BKOSSWTAS
Only reason Naomi is champion is because she's black
>>2605955
Not him, but if your goal is to have sex with a bar wench Monday's a good day to go.
>>2605946
Bliss is on TV and not in a bar or club, why would I be there?
>>2605946
never been to one in my life
>8-person tag
>>2605762
I like diversity in my predetermined sports. Not a bunch gaboons flopping and acting like classless morons.
>>2605946
I'm wheelchair bound
GODDESS BLISS
i can get behind that if you know what i mean
>the autist known as shinsuke
really?
>>2605967
Hey I am 35 too!
Emma got a nice ass too. The rest of those bitches are gross.
>>2605940
it's like watching basketball, but at some point they make girls play at some point
are you this insecure with being straight?
HOT CHICKS BRO
>>2605973
It gets it out of the way since they are all competing there wont be anymore later.
>>2605967
>wasting your prime years watching children's television on 4chan
and that is why you are a virgin
thank God 4chan wasn't around when I was in college or I might have been a faggot like you
Anyone watching the playoffs? What's the score bros
>fox is a heel
u wot
>>2605946
I have to go to college tomorrow
>tagging with Alexa after being BTFO
>>2605995
62-48 Cavs at halftime
I want to lick every nook and cranny of Emma's body tbqfh
>>2605749
>I'M PROUD TO SAY I BROKE ALEXA BLISS IN HALF
>>2605780
Deporting
>>2605946
Why would I go to the bar at 5?
>>2605990
>we want the /asp/ audience
>>2605983
>not seeing this coming right when the show started
YGSIU
Dana looking quite thick.
>bliss
>emma
>bayley
>sasha
>dana
Why did raw get the best bodies?
>>2605996
Duh. She's on every episode of 205.
>alicia fox
please have my seed.
>Come home
>Turn on my tv and change it to Raw
>Wimminz
I swear, it's like they plan this shit just to spite me
bls stob DDD:
Are Alexa Bliss and Braun strowman proof that WWE made talent are better than neckbeard darlings?
>>2605999
Ugh.
Didn't jnow Fox was a heel
I don't think they knew where to put her honestly
>>2605971
The fuck are you talking about?
Fuck off /pol/
>>2605994
I'm not a virgin. I'm 24 and engaged.
Jesus gramps
Based SashA+ the only woman to get a reaction when tagged in
>>2605998
but she didn't say anything mean about Nia, Alicia or Emmutt
>>2605996
Been a heel since she turned on rich swann i think
>>2605995
420-69 Nigs are up. Racism is over
>>2605994
>there wont be anymore later.
This is Ram. You always have to expect the worst
how dumb is ryder to leave emma
>foxx's body right now
oh my lawd
>>2606008
>Only SD waifu left is Naomi.
Whose butthole do you want to kiss the most?
When will the NBA stop pushing Lebronetty?
Why are they working the hot tag for the heels?
LOL Fucking women's wrestling
>>2606026
She's an Shitpostin thief.
>>2606008
A+ bodies for the A+ show
>>2606023
Cedric Alexander. They've just been running an angle where Rich Swann is getting revenge for his boy.
>>2605994
Fucking this. If you're constantly on this site in your 20s you have no right to laugh at us old timers.
>>2605813
Sucking cock will do that for you.
>>2606014
Bliss is shit. Sasha is a better example of someone who is actually over and sells merch.
>I'M TRYING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2606033
Nia fat
>>2606032
t. Paul George
when he stops drawing dimes
>>2606032
RENT FREE
>these 2 choco goddesses in the ring right now
thats it im gonna cum
>>2606031
Bliss but emma is a close second then foxxy
>2 hours and 40 minutes left
what happens during commercial? do they stop fighting and wait around or something?
>Alexa will never chop you tongue off with her butthole
>>2606043
cringe
>>2606008
>dana
>bayley
>best bodies
the rest are on point tho
>>2606044
wtf is your problem?
it's over, dude
>>2606044
Don't know if cuck because Phil or correct because dubs. Inner conflict make anon brain hurt
>>2606039
i dont think anyone could get that far with her, just a slight breath on my cock & i would nut brehs
OFFICIAL BEST DIVAS IN THIS MATCH POWER RANKINGS
1. Alexa Bliss
2. Alicia Fox
.
.
.
9001. everyone else
>>2606044
Asshole.
>>2605967
this might shock you, anon, but some day YOU will be 35!
>YFW Alexa will never do a match for ultimate surrender
>>2606047
Only correct answer.
Might give Mickie a look too...
>>2606019
>already dead by 24
kek millennial marriages are abortions enjoy being divorced and in debt to a roastie for life by 26
>>2606046
>Sasha
>Choco goddess
Why is Emma back? Did I miss something since the whole Emmalina thing?
>Planet Fatness ad
>>2606067
They gave the shitty gimmick to Lana
>>2606062
all i want to do is breed foxy
is that so wrong
>>2606059
Agreed
>>2606061
Maybe not. I expect the life expectancy of a lot of the young neckbeards here to be small.
>>2606067
>Emmalina
Kek
>>2606073
yes she's a NEGRO
>you are now aware that Bliss, Sasha and Emma are the only women in the ring that haven't been complete shit in the past year
and yes, i'm aware Emma's been on TV for maybe 15 minutes over the last 365 days
>>2606065
Lol not him, but jesus man project much
If dubs Alexa Bliss will take my virginity
>>2606048
What am I doing with my life?
>>2606048
lord take me from this world
>>2606054
cringe
>>2606049
rest holds or what Kevin Owens does during his TV time.
>>2606067
She's was uncomfortable being sexy.
>that NXT live event commercial
Had some pretty good music.
>>2606071
Has there been anything with this outside of NXT?
Is Bliss or Emma on Total Divas??
>23 minutes of diva shit
>>2605861
She's basically Aj Lee 2.0.
Shit in the ring, mediocre rambling promos that go nowhere. And hyped up by nothing but waifu fags.
Anyone else want to lick SashA+'s pits?
>these nigress
>holy fuck
>>2606086
be fat?
>Two (2) commercial breaks and a half an hour devoted to divashit
Should I just watch chimpdunk?
>>2606049
Usually rest holds or minor moves. Never big spots. When Owens and zayn had there match a couple weeks ago on raw the ad break consisted of a headlock and senton. If you're ever in attendance for a show you can always tell when an ad break happens because the ref whispers in a competitors ear
Who's the more based strayan, peypey or emma?
>>2606080
>not him
>triggered enough to reply with literally nothing to ad but how mad you are
just came to alicia fox and sasha banks god damn
END THIS MATCH REEEEEEEEE
>fox's ass cheeks
Who's the Janetty of the captchas? I'd say it's the sign with the balloons.
>>2606067
yeah she said Emmalina is not happening and Emma was coming back
then evil Emma appeared even though I wanted autistic Emma
>>2606066
That ass killed Paige.
>>2606067
The writers didn't know what went after "the gimmick is that she's hot"
>>2606055
Bayley has the best ass since stacy keibler, dana's danas are A+.
I forgot foxy
>>2606066
>i miss paige
where is she at now.
>RAW is already boring as fuck 19 minutes in
>Smackdown will have face Y2J and face AJ Styles reuniting
>Will have a G.O.A.T feud and the U.S. title will eventually go to AJ, the Real American of WWE, who will elevate the prestige of the title more than Miz did the Intercontinental title
BASED
lol that little girl was bored of the diva shit
i wonder how bad nia's ring attire smells after a match
>>2606091
Look at the bright side. They used them all now so there won't be a second segment.
>>2606105
store front, bc those are very subjective!
25 MINUTES OF THIS GARBEGE!!
It gets better Rawtists
There will be manletweight action next :^)
30 minutes of divashit to start the show
wtf?
>>2606105
Cars seems to be getting pushed even though the work rate is ass
why are fat women allowed on wwe
>>2606103
Got to give people proper fap material because the rest of the show is going to be shit
>>2606101
I'm sorry some girl broke your heart, let your anger out on a japanese image board if that makes you feel better
This is unironically divashit
Like this isn't women's wrestling
>>2606114
i want that cap
alicia foxs ass tho
>>2606114
>AJ US champion
>He will give MAGA promo's every week
>>2606112
A rundown Mexican crack house.
>>2606109
>dana's danas
Kek
>>2606116
full body pleather or something similar would make you sweat a lot
What the fuck was that screeching
Did anyone else hear that?
Jesus fuck someone shut those fucking kids up
>>2606105
click the house numbers, REEEE I can be clicking those for 10 minutes
>>2606123
>Please select all the vehicles
>Only will go through if you select the signs as well
who the FUCK IS SCREAMING
IS IT FOXXIE, DANA, OR THE AUDIENCE, BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE THAT PERSON IS IN SERIOUS PAIN
>>2606116
>Bad
Are you one of those homosexuals they have on the west coast? That onesie smells like sex after every match.
>>2606131
I would go find her.
SCREEEEEEEEE
What does it feel like to have Nia Jax fall on top of you?
>8.25
>Women still on TV
Wew lads
>>2606092
You are spot on. AJ was much better than Bliss though.
>>2606124
shes thicc
When is Ambrose on? The show is shit outside of his kino comedy segments
>>2606139
Thank you for giving this board a reason to live
>>2606139
Thank you Big Match John
>>2606114
>Not mentioning Based HardBody Mahal aka the only reason to watch Cuckdown
>forgetting AJ v Jericho and AJ v KO already happened and both were lackluster boring shit
Get out rebbitor
I'm not like most girls
because I'm morbidly obese
finna buckle my knees
>>2606147
Shes fat
>A belly to belly is a wimminz finisher
And what the hell was that botchfest?
Serious serious question..
Is Alexa Bliss unironically the best thing on raw now that jericho is gone
???????
Who else does raw have
>foxxy and sasha
rip my dick
There is a fat mexican man in the front row with a divas belt
>>2606105
rivers used to be over but seem to be buried af lately
>>2606144
Like a dump truck dropping bags of sand on you
>>2606157
Kek
>BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY >BAYLEY
RIP 50/50 BOOKING
BASED BLISS
>>2606059
Bliss literally done nothing.
Typical Bliss match. Everyone else does all the work, and she does her 2 moves and wins.
>>2606114
ummm hello? we got kallisto who beat braun stroman who beat an injured roman reigns last night ya might wanna simmer down there buddy.
>>2606131
id go find her to be honest.
Blissfu wins again!
>>2606125
lmao nia's so fucking fat and slow
her 'bump' out of the ring was laughable
and mickie caught herself because nobody should trust nia to catch anyone after the shit she did to charlotte
BASED LEXI
MOMMY IS PROUD
>>2606160
Brown Snowman
>>2606139
Who's pussy tastes better, Mickie's, Maria's, or Nikki's?
>>2606160
Braun and Bliss
>>2606160
BRRRAAAAAAUUUUNNN
BUTTERFACES BTFO
>>2606138
Thanks for visiting me that one time, BMJ.
>>2606174
>>2606174
>>2606174
New
>>2606145
>7.25 central time
Bliss has a great ddt I hope they protect it like they did when jake Roberts used it.
Who's watching just for BRRRAAAAUUUUNNNNN?
>>2606155
>Based HardBody Mahal
I assumed that was a given
>Boring match
>Back when Vince thought AJ was a no-dimes indy manlet
Vince will let the man do anything now, ya dumb Rawtist.
>>2606215
Also for Hardys. I don't care if it's nostalgia, they will always be my favorites
>>2606171
As much as I love RAWtist banter, it makes me sad that Kalisto is getting berried instead of kicking ass in the Cruiserweight division.
Cruiserwhats need another draw than just Neville and lucha lucha could be just that
Jesus fuck these guido cunts are obnoxious
>>2606139
There's no rhyme or reason to it. After multiple fails in a row I'll select every box that ISN'T what the captcha is asking for, or just one random box, and it'll often work. Captcha is bullshit and probably some government data mining spy shit or A.I. development project we're all participating in.
>>2606321
>A.I. development project
That's precisely what it is. They're transparent enough about it.