/smack/

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>>2557305
BASED DESIGNATED STIFFING PAJEET

Why is Kentucky a shithole?

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>>2557305
Say it with me:

DESIGNATED

WORLD

CHAMPION

just got in /smack/bros, what have I missed?

>>2557330
he better now poop on the belt

NA+KAMEME

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my lungs hurt

Now I just need my AJ fix and maybe some Rusev, and I can call it a night.

>>2557330
BIG POPPA POO
I
G

P
O
P
P
A

P
O
O

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RAW OBLITERATED

>>2557333
BPP is #1 contender

Who will Nakamura kick-murder tonight, lads?

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>>2557330
NO!

HE IS NOT GOING TO WIN THE TITLE

>>2557329
Rednecks

>>2557330

BIGGEST DRAW BY 2030 THEN HE WILL WHUP ASS REAL GOOD

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SHITPOSTING LEAF

A FUCKING LEAF

holy shit did Vince notice wrestlingreloaded so he gave Jinder a big push since he's the closest pajeet he got?

>your team's arena is called the KFC YUM! Center

How fucking embarrassing

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>mfw thinking about reading the Indian Facebook and YouTube comments

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>D E S I G N A T E D

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I can't handle this much charisma.

>>2557333

jinder drawing huge heat

NAKAMEMES

AJ and KO are gonna work a goddamn clinic for that US title

ANTI-SMARKS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

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Who else /RAWlpha/ here?

We killing it this week lads

>>2557329
>shithole
>Big Poppa Poo becomes #1 contender

Coincidence?

Huh, they're actually making Nakameme seem like a big deal. Thank goodness he didn't end up on Raw

>>2557333
BIG POPA POO IS THE NUMBER 1 CONTEDER FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP

hey look everyone its Fred Durst

AJ confirmed for manlet

>Jinder is contender for WWE Title
>Based Mack Truck is contender for US Title
What is this?

Sikh World Order

is just tooooo CURRY!

I'm glad AJ is face but still has the same attitude.

BASED AJ

ZAYN ROACH

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>they're in kentucky

Oh so they were legit booing him because he's brown

Corbin has an awesome tee on right now

>AJ isn't in the midcard he's just waiting for Orton
>He'll be there soon
>Musclehead indian guy now #1 contender

The state of smackdown

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Someone save this show.

That AJ fake laugh was joke

>>2557348
>Yuvraj Singh Dhesi
Let's just call him bill.

>>2557333
Charles horrible promo, fighting Naomi later
Nattie, Carmella and Tamina bickering
Jinder wins

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BMAJ
M
A
J

AJ voted for Trump?

>>2557333
jinder to face the winner of the House of Horrors match for the WWE Title.

meme magic is real.

>>2557345
>HINDERED

Damn, Corbin is a BAD actor

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BASED

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HEY AJ

>>2557372
WHERE YA GONNA POO, BROTHER
WHEN PAJEETMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU

actually AJ vs Corbin could be a good match

*blocks your path*

I wanna fuck Renee even more now that she's married.

>>2557345

Jinder will win it

BASED BIG TITS

>another womens segment
Smack lost

AJ's face now?

why is Charlotte such a semon demon ever since coming to SDL?

>the state of "wimmins wrestling"

how come /sm A+ ck/, even ransacked to oblivion, can still put a better show than a star-packed raw?

are the writing team really that distant in terms of skill??

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>Natty wont smother you with her tits while Charlotte wrestles her away so she can get a turn

Why live?

Will we get Jinder vs. AJ?

>>2557376
Bro, nobody likes hajis except ironic internet marks.

What happened after Corbin said "You asked for this." that got the crowd to go ooooooh.

Time for based Baron to put that manlet aj styles in his place. Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll take the title shot.

>>2557333
Smackdown Live was invaded by the Sikh World Order.
A new Era in professional has begun with the end of the manlet era, brought on by hardbody Mahal.
Isis Zayn did TWO suicide dives in a row and it bombed.

>>2557403
Nigga, we have a 12/10 point lead thanks to BASED BIG PAPA POO

>>2557404
he's an established tweener because he's a heel who will never be booed

Big Poppa Poo actually did it. Smackdown wins just off of that.

DEM CHARLES TIDDIES MUH FUCKIN DICK

>>2557408
The magic of competence

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WHO /nak/ HERE?

>>2557413
That was a fucking WOOO

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>>2557393
>What do you put in your hair? A-asking for a friend

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>>2557361

>>2557375
BASED BIG WOLF BTFOing the muslim roaches

>>2557406

got her wife back, she's charged up.

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Natty, Mella and Tamina run in mid-match and beat up Charles. Becky comes in to save her wife, Becky, Charles and Naomi vs Natty, Mella and Tamina

Cap this

>>2557404
yea he turned against shane like 3 episodes ago

>>2557420
That's what I just asked in the last thread

>>2557380
Name of this semen demon? I'd make sweet love to her.

Guys.

Jinder Mahal is literally #1 contender.

>>2557425

here

>>2557406
She isnt shown without the robe that highlights her tits. Without it she looks like a fridge.

>>2557428
manlet tears

>>2557434
>Holla holla holla heard in the distance

>>2557416
I hope you get testicular cancer. BMAJ is the chosen manlet.

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>>2557434
>Becky comes in to save her wife

I fucking love this Jinder Mahal push. Will be great to see more of him he's really a talent

>>2557434
good choice of pin up anon

>>2557434

Okay but only for the photo

Lads what should I have for breakfast?

>>2557387
Of course he did.

>>2557434
And then they all take off their pants and sit in a circle facing each other and masturbate for the rest of the show. Natty cums first.

>>2557379
>towel head Indian guy now #1 contender
ftfy

>>2557434
They all get in the ring and you hear
>"IM NOT FINISHED YET!"
Braun destroys the women's division while Stone Cold watches from the side.

>>2557439
>her

>>2557445
I dunno, think AJ is very comfy with his full head of hair flowing in the wind

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>Almost put Finn Balor out of action
>Get a major push

Smarks won

>>2557468
AJ has beautiful hair

>>2557440
>le jinder bender

>>2557440
It's fucking awesome. Big Poppa Poo only cares about his poo not going in the loo.

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>post yfw you remember that big poppa poo is #1 contender

>no reaction for tranny
BASED crowd

>Charlotte with even more TV time

Easily the worst Smackdown I've seen in months.

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Insider here:

The reason Jinder is being fast tracked to a title shot is that Roman failed another wellness test and they need someone else to fail a test to distract from it. Jinder won't be getting a title shot, he'll be "announced" as losing a wellness test within the next 2 weeks and Romans' will be quietly announced shortly thereafter.

They wanted to elevate Jinder somewhat before doing this so they decided to make him #1 contender

Screencap or not, believe me or not, I don't care

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>>2557434
Bueno

>Harlot

Bitch needs a new graphic

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>Charlotte will never suffocate my face

That blonde butch looked so jealous

Jinder gonna be fired, when he injure Viper

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>>2557434
>Becky comes in to save her wife

pls

3MB REUNION TOUR WHEN

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>>2557479

BORING
BRING BACK LEXI!

Jinder goes to FCW, gets called up, flops, gets an NXT run & push, goes back and does 3MB, eats shit and like it, gets fired. Now he's back and nine months later is wrestling Randy Orton for the WWE Title on a PPV.

Amazing.

>>2557380
>her
>>>/lgbt/
You're on your way now.

>>2557467
Please be memeing me.

>>2557464
would mark

wew glow in the dark sneks in her hair

Where's the beef?

>asp has dubbed Jinder big pappa poo

Thanks assholes now I can never not call him that

>>2557483
Have sex pinhead

QUEEN
U
E
E
N

I love this nigress and her fat ass

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>>2557469
INDIE MANLETS BTFO

>>2557502
naomi's on screen rn bruh

>>2557480
Tag team of Hinder and BIG KNIFE MANJU when?

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GREEN PANTS? THEY WERE SO MUCH BETTER

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>A Uso gets to hit that every night

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lel

>>2557496
The Summer of Poo

QUEEN VS KANGZ

Time to get a beer

>neon minstrel show

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>>2557518
>you will never bury your face in between naomi's big black ass cheeks and take a long, deep inhale of her sweaty, meaty shithole

Jinder is LITERALLY /ourguy/

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>>2557434
Based No Panties Cynthia. She drew the most dimes as champion, no doubt.

Why the fuck does Pokemon of all things have such delicious women?

When did Charlotte get so yummy?!?!

So when does wwe change the name to
AJ STYLES LIVE FEATURING SMACKDOWN

Reminder that Khali won the WHC to draw Pajeets and Jinder is 1000x the wrestler Khali was

>>2557524
why live

>>2557518
They might use twin magic.

what's the gimmick of that niggres? le glow in the dark gal?

>>2557519
Are you fucking serious
This is too much meme for me

>>2557512
Do you even fucking understand what is a (manlet)

>>2557519
Literally unhindered.

>>2557528
She lost a lot of her muscle look in NXT and gained some meatyness due to being on the main roster

She's more yummy now

>>2557528

since day one.

What are you drinking Smackbros?

goddamn i wanna fuck naomi so much

>>2557519
CANT

Big pappa poo is gonna go full steam ahead and boreton cant do shit

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>>2557527
Because Sugimori is based af

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>>2557519

>>2557544
cum

>>2557544
Water

Has JBL calmed down on shitting on Ellsworth because the whole Mauro thing picked up steam?

>>2557537
Listening to the commentators for the past years now she's athletic and can dance

>>2557544
Camel pee

>>2557548
HINDER

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>>2557527

they hire great artists

>>2557528
when a highly trained surgeon stuck a couple of bags of silicone in her manly frame

>>2557558
THE JINDER

>>2557529
Soon I hope.

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*Kills Midcarders*

Did they just move Charolette over so she didn't have to make Kong look Strong?

>>2557462
Because she likes women and only now realized it.

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I just realized that the black chick stole Jeff Hardy's '02 entrance.

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>>2557550
Is it time?

>>2557558
THE

>>2557544
orange juice

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>>2557519
which one of you faggots is running their twitter?

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>>2557544
My own tears from how bad this shitshow is

>>2557544

milk

>>2557572
Me. Dubs gets their meme posted

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>>2557551
>tmw Steph might be in this very thread

>>2557568
Keking son. She did give me a Hardy though.

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The Jinder revolution is taking over

>>2557544
Surge

>>2557573
get your falseflags elsewhere

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>>2557569
It's fukken time

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>>2557569
hit the switch

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>>2557569
It's time.

GET THOSE HANDS OFF THE QUEENS TITS.

2 based

>>2557544
beef

>>2557584
>seething

>Trying to be stiff

>>2557581
Big Money Mahal
Taking the A show to another level

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>>2557473
Be amazed

Watching wrestling for the first time in months. Why is Jinder getting pushed? He's cool but how did WWE realize it? Is heath getting a push too? Is drew mac rehired? Is this the year that 3MB becomes the upper card?

>>2557588
Ants have good taste.

>>2557544
Coke Zero

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>>2557569
HAPPENING

Naomi has some interesting combo
That headstand scissors leg drop was ncie

>>2557539
t. manlet

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>>2557585
Gen 5 was so fucking based

If there are 1 million Hinder fans in the world, I m one of them

If there are 10 Hinder fans, I am one of them.

If there is 1 Jinder fan then that is me.

If there is no Jinder fan, then I am no longer on this earth

>>2557585
>>2557586
>>2557588
>>2557569
>>2557527
>>2557550
>>2557434
I get enough of this shit on /vp/. Can you all fuck off?

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>>2557569
YES POST THEM

>cheek reddit to see how ass blasted they are
>you can taste the seething

>>2557604
yeah but the kick spam is borderline autistic

>>2557600
Fucking hell, this is the second time tonight. Someone on this thread please kill me

Why did they bury Charlotte?

I say bury because they made her untouchable for a long time now making her look weak as fuck

>>2557607
Stfu Pajeet

>>2557544

Sam Adams

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>>2557609
no

>>2557599
We /diversity/ now

>>2557613
That's the ass jiggle move
Literally a move so the camera can get us a view of her ass jiggling

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>>2557609
fuck off, carter

>>2557612
Why though, Jinder is great.
Besides he's been in WWE since like 2012, he deserves a title run.

>>2557606
Had a lot of best girls.

>>2557615

They knew they were going to move her and had her put over all the ettys on the way out. Hopefully she's the centerpiece of the division again on SD.

She's been so great tonight. Almost the only horsewoman that can have a good match without a month of preptime, lmao

>yfw no chrisley knows best

Can someone remind me how pokefags were chased off? Post pics if necessary

>>2557615
she's always on fire when she's truly on 1v1 and without interventions, like tonight

>>2557637
Beatogate

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>>2557609
>Anon! Anon! We just got a scoop that says you're a massive fucking faggot and you're absolutely FUMING right now! Care to comment

Wondering if Charlotte might win this

Pajeets must be conflicted, they love Orton but they love their own people as well. A lot of pajeet minds must be hurting right now, I'll expect a civil war.

Charlotte needs to shut the fuck up in the ring. Her yelling is fucking annoying.

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>>2557637
Bunch of faggots hated seeing so many cute girls

I feel like this show peaked already to be honest lads

>>2557342
>>2557355
>>2557366
>>2557385
>>2557388
>>2557417
Thanks bros.

>Charlotte Naomi sex tape when?

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>>2557504
you think you can tell me what to do faggot?

>>2557627
>Jinder is great
This meme needs to end here.

So, Ellsworth now gets paid to stand around, say a couple words and pretend he is Carmella's boyfriend? Damn, he hit jackpot

>>2557650
The swerve factor has peaked
Now we wait for the stars

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>>2557636

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>>2557650
I heard there's some hockey playoffs going on, that would explain why they put on the six pack so early

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During this shitty match claim your Persona waifu.

I claim Ann.

>>2557655

Don't treat her like you know her.

I know it's woman's wrestling but these two don't have any chemistry.

look who the ref is, I sense some fuckary is about to happen.

>>2557657
Why don't they put him in the manlet division?

>how to kill a crowd 101

>>2557666
It's Naomi. What do you expect?

>>2557666
Better than last night's botchfest though.

>>2557657
It is the easiest paycheck, and he rarely does any bumps.

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>>2557662
>Purse owner

Not even in the top 5 Atlus series'

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>>2557636

>>2557544

water and Gatorade

>>2557666
Naomi has no chemistry whith anyone.

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>>2557661
>mfw Jekkets are getting murdered right now
Blue Jackets not even once.

>>2557657
And gets to watch Big Cass fuck her while he makes 2nd grade chin jokes

>>2557670
They killed it to start the show

Jinder saved it

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>>2557662
Or Goro.

>>2557659
>>2557675
His daughter is hot.

>>2557673
But the bumps he takes. Man. The one he took at the Rumble was fucked.

Smackdown so far

1/10

Poo Club when?
>Jinder Mahal
>Bollywood Boyz
>The Great Khali Khali

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>>2557662
Yukiko

Charlotte will be Smackdown AND Raw Women's Champ

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these smackdown refs should go back to the blue uniforms desu

>>2557678
She has more of a flying moveset, everyone else is technical

In fact, more women are technical, which is why powerhouses are rare

>entire 2016 in the title picture on Raw
>first day on SD
>already in the main event

I like Charlotte, but she needs to fuck off in the title picture for a few months.

>>2557662
Sensei

BASED SOLITARY LUPUS

based charles

>>2557686
As usual, BMAJ carrying the show on his back.

Charlotte carrying Naomi through endless fucking botches.

TRASHES that booty bump, clean pin, middle of the ring. Commentators orgasmic.

CharGOD is back.

>>2557685
True, but he gets a chance to recover and not having to wrestle the next day so at least that'ss omething.

>>2557688
>WWE sign Aziz Anzari
>He becomes their manager
>Stable is the Fighting Curry

How hard do you mark?

>Jinder Unhindered
>Rising Stars raising the bars

Smack knows how to make stars

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>yfw Sasha vs Bayley and Charles vs Becky at Summer Slam
>yfw 4 horsewomen fatal 4way at mania next year

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>2557544
Coors light and Johnny walker

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>>2557688
>POO IT CLUB
>FO
>FO
>FO
>FO
>FOUR LIFE

>>2557693
Not only should she not fuck off, she needs a 6 month run without Botcha getting in the way.

>>2557690
inshallah

I can't watch Smackdown. My Canadian tv station is playing hockey. Jackie Redmond told me during RAW how to watch Smackdown on the website but I can't be bothered

>>2557693
>only one who wrestles like a man in a roster of 5 (five) girls
>wants to see her less

>Bollywood stable
>Nattie's bitchy Mean Girls stable
We are inching closer to seeing Warhammer rassling, lads

>>2557692
>Most of them are technical
If you mean just punches and kicks....then yes.
Most of the females in the company can't do but the most basic shit in the ring.

Crowd seems pretty deflated after realizing they weren't getting a Nakamura appearance. He got a big pop though, and in Louisville no less.

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>>2557702
SHANT HINDER THY JINDER

>>2557693
She's winning it, also Naomi's turning heel

EL IDOLO

>>2557691
I'd rather see Section 8 spam instead of pokefag.

I wish they would too.

>>2557716
TRANQUILLO

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>>2557709
cool man. see ya later.

>>2557708
Can you blame her though? Her gimmick is being Ric Flair's daughter, she needs to be in the title picture or else there is no reason for her to even exist.

lewd sweaty titmonster

where is Bex?

>3 talentless hacks sit backstage for 15 minutes

What's with all this Charles airtime
Jesus fucking Christ.

It would actually be pretty cool if some WWE superstars did an episode of Team Ninja Warrior

Why the fuck are these 2 still in the company

>Make Shining Stars look strong and give them based new finisher
>Immediately have them job

>>2557724
Too busy jerking off

>they're no longer the Shining Stars

>>2557662

Chie

CONFIRMED DROPING SHINING STARS GIMMICK

RYAN WARD DOES IT AGAIN

>Primo and Epico Colon
>Not Shining Stars
Based. Fridge needs to fuck off forever too.

>team ninja warrior

what bullshit

>Colon
Is this the first time that they are using their last name?

Wake me up when this tag shit ends

>>2557724
Waiting for Charlotte in the showers

Holy crap, this has been the Charlotte show

>>2557728
I always thought that John Morrison would be perfect for it, bot who from the current roster could make it even halfway?

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THE COLONS ARE BACK

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Insider here:
The reason this match is happening is to have Carlito debut

4 Janettys

Who booked this shit?

>>2557712

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/848694617163702273

>>2557744
King of Manlet

>>2557747
Booker you lying outta yo ass
r-right..?

>>2557744
AJ maybe

>>2557747
If you really are insider, you need to adopt a trip.

Due to all the Colon talk, though, I believe you

>>2557744
Finn might do well and probably aj.

>>2557747
dont play with my emotions

Lol JBL didn't dare mention Carlito

If Jinder won the title that would immediately make the WWE Title scene super interesting. You could believe he'd lose pretty much any time.

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>>2557747
Nigga don't joke like that. Don't play with my feelings.

>>2557729
Vince had Bruiser Brody killed in Puerto Rico, so he's keeping them in the company as a favor to one of the orchestrators, Carlos Colon.

>>2557747
DONT FUCK WITH ME

Insider here:
Carlito died

>>2557744
Unironically Mojo

>>2557751
>>2557758
>>2557754
what? no

The crowd is almost creepily silent. It's like they're making less noise than zero.

No one cares about the World's Jannetiest Tag Team.

>>2557747
Please don't be fake, please don't be fake

>>2557747
r-really, don't toy with my emotions

>>2557740
Not Primo, he was "Primo Colon" when teaming with Carlito

crowd dead
thread dead

>>2557747
Get a trip, faggot. Saying "Insider here" doesn't mean shit.

>>2557771
what? yes

America BTFO

they're so bad

The Colons are actually a very good team, but they are precisely the sort of act that may have to go to the indies to get over at this point.

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>>2557747

Hahahaha reggaeton beat

>The Colons
huh, how about that

hey they got new music also

wasnt american alpha like a top 5 smackdown pick?

>>2557749
Whoa proved him wrong by posting the most basic shit.

>>2557780

I'm jerking it to persona waifus

>>2557747
YOU LIED TO ME. THIS IS WHY REAL INSIDER NEEDS A TRIP

BASED COLONS

Puelto Licans BTFOing 'MURRICA

BASED BOLLYWOOD BOYS

Tag division is more worthy of a show than cruiserweights tbqhwy

Based Colons making a comeback.

Epico and primo should stop wrestling and just become jinders j&j security.

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>Lana promo

>American Alpha lose
>followed by Jinders speech trashing the country
>followed by "face of america" with fat kevin owens face on the screen

USA BTFO

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>Lana
HHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

MY FUCKING DICK

muh

Based LANA. Real women are making a comeback!

ANAL

>>2557713
>only two appearances so far in smackdown live is to show off his entrance music (live violin player included) and dance all the way to the ring
>match at the house show with ziggler is half assed and terrible
>one week later he doesn't even show up

I hope his first match at Smackdown blows the roof off after all this hype.

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>Lana

MUH DICK

>Lana to smackdown
Holy fuck

>>2557807
He already has that. (Bollywood boys)

Is Lana going to be competing, or are they just killing time until Rusev heals?

HAVE MY BABIES PLEASE

>>2557812
>followed by an American pretending to be Russian

Who do you think is going to debute against Owens anons?