He's gotten more pussy than any man in history

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Delete this right now!

>>2532300
No way. Dude plays with legos. Have you ever actually been out with a woman? They like a little excitement and building a storm trooper out of legos is not that.

He's gotten more anus than any man in history

>>2532300
Yeah Boipucci

He's gotten more injury time than active roster time than any other guy.

>>2532300
>They like a little excitement and building a storm trooper out of legos is not that.
He said pussy, not dates. I'm sure his 6pack and cute face gets him a one night stand then he can just drive to the next town before the chick notices his autism.

He better start trying to find Lord and start working like a nigger for his room and board.

>>2532411
Dude be a man. Finn isnt. I would kill myself if I were 5'8 stop jock riding

>>2532300
It doesn't count if he himself is one

>>2532300
Finn is for hug, not fug. Delet this

>>2532300
Based Demon King Working the Pajeet Virgins

>>2532300
All memes aside can anyone tell me how to get in shape like that? I want to have a muscular aesthetic but I know nothing about working out or dieting. I just eat whatever and play basketball. I'm about 5'10 160lbs. I'm not open to steroids. I use protein powder and do curls. My biceps grew pretty decently but seem to have hit a ceiling. How do I get a defined torso? Do sit-ups do anything? Would like to do this from the my home, dont want to go to a gym.

>>2532631
>>>>/fit/

>>2532631
drink lots of water and do a meme 6 minute workout on youtube whenever you have free time.
you'll probably fuck your back up but you will get beach abs in a few months.

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Your pic is unrelated I assume. Have a Big Dog.

>>2532631
>>>/fit/

>>2532731

Well at least he has one fan.

>>2532731
>that guy lets his gf/wife rub all over him
TOP FUCKING KEK.

>he's gotten big poppa poo'd on more than any man in history

>>2532300
Wilt Chamberlain

>>2532812
based big dog cucking the smarks

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>>2532300
>>2532822
Top Khan doing Top Khan shit.

>>2532300
BFBWTOS

>>2532631
>curls
Hit the squat rack pinhead. Also oats.

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>>2532731
>A girl will never do this to you
>;_;

>>2532631
Put on David Allen Coe for an hour and work like a nigger for your room and board. You will achieve your goals.

>>2532922
I've been felt on, groped, and kissed. It's not that great cause most of the time, it's done out of nowhere and it's not like you're prepping for it.

>>2532833
Kek, now know why they really hate him

>>2532851
How is he working smarks ? He is fucking smarks favorite. You obese smark.

>>2532631
>without roids
years of very careful dieting, rigorous and well put together workouts, and fantastic genetics

>with roids
do a good ppl routine, watch your calories, and good genetics

>>2532631
It's genetics, bro. You might bust your ass off in the gym 24/7 and you will end up looking like CuckMan Phil.

>>2532371
Can here for this. Well done anon.

>>2532631
SS + GOMAD