SEETHE general

>>2433163
When crowds boo mastodons because they are mastodons

"YOU CAN'T WRESTLE!"
"WE WANT [Insert Indy Flippy Manlet of the Month Here]"

Shit like that gets me seething

>>2433163
chanting CM punk chants over and over again when someone is making a promo and then said guy in the ring says some bad shit about Punk.

>Match its an Steel Cage match beause the previous matches between those wrestlers ended with someone interfering
>Match ends with someone Interfering anyway

EVERY SINGLE CAGE MATCH IS THIS WAY

When they do a replay and slow everything down until the actual impact, and then speed it back up.

>>2433211
>when they show multiple replays of a big spot that just make it clear how fake it looks

When obese neckbeards hijack the fucking show with stupid chants because they didn't get what they wanted.

Also, when they just start booing a random guy that they loved last week.

And when you see those fucking losers on social media asking for a meme wrestler that they will start booing in 1 month after his debut.

>>2433202
Same shit with lumberjack matches.

Speaking of cage matches, I get unreasonably pissed off when someone nails someone else with a move and then has to crawl as slowly as possible out of the open door. It always looks fucking stupid, fucking get rid of the door and force people to climb out.

>ref got hit by a weak ass fucking bump
>never recovers and needs a new ref or takes forever to recover

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>zooming in and out during Cesaro's swing
>generally zooming in when moves happen
>random camera cuts to the crowd
>Maggle on commentary
>"Extreme Rules" matches where nothing extreme happens
>Jojo as a ring announcer

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>>2433345
>climb out

It's not easy to climb out when you're supposed to win but you ran out of stamina in front of 15+ people plus live TV cameras rolling on every move you make, fuckboii

>>2433354
I DON'T CARE

THEY USED TO DO IT LIKE THAT AND THAT'S HOW IT SHOULD BE

IT LOOKS FUCKING SILLY TO PRETEND THAT IT'S A MONUMENTAL TASK TO WALK OUT THE FUCKING DOOR

I'M FUCKING SEETHING

>>2433354
Then what's the point of the cage if you can just open the doors and walk out, literally retarded

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>>2433165
>getting mad because memestodons aren't a draw

>>2433163
when people chant flabsukas gonna kill you xDD
so cringe

>>2433352
>JoJo as ring announcer
>bad

>CM Punk chants
This has to stop. He ain't coming back.

>Hooking the outside leg when the opponent is near the ropes
Even the most experienced wrestler, in kayfabe, makes this stupid mistake. Why?

>"Non-Sanctioned Match"
It's not unsanctioned if it's advertised as part of the show and is an official match on the card. Just call it a street fight.

>>2433409
>This has to stop. He ain't coming back

they should make a new star then and we'd all forget about him

>>2433364
>Mastodons aren't a draw

Nice try, Anon. You almost worked me into a shoot

>>2433409
>This has to stop. He ain't coming back.
the CM Punk chant is literally just "this segment fucking sucks fuck off".

>>2433392
She's shit and can't hype up anything

Whatever happened to Randy orton?

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>champ comes out first

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whenever my nigga Rusev gets buried

>>2433414
Who could forget big draws such as Lex Luger, Diesel, Great Khali and Giant Gonzalez?

>>2433415
But it implies that they would rather see CM Punk. And that isn't gonna happen.

>>2433426
>Rusev was supposed to be the heel at this point

>>2433202
KEK this is fucking true

>Table doesn't break
>Table gets placed against turnbuckle and some gently rolls into it

>>2433419
She's got a god tier ass and wears tight dresses though so who cares

>Steph destroys another face every week and gets no comeuppance

It's been said before, but it needs to be said. Stephanie needs to stop this shit if it's not building to a program or a moment where she gets BTFO. She needs to put someone over if she's going to castrate someone on the mic every week.

that zoom in out zoom out on the camera during punches or slam

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>Match or segment is going on
>Camera randomly cuts to fans on the crowd looking bored

>>2433364
Vader was a mastodon, Rusev is kind of a mastodon, Mark Henry was a mastodon, Andre was a mastodon, so was Sid and Yokozuna

kys

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>Camera switches to fan reaction
>Fan reacts to what's happening in ring for a brief second before looking up and realizing he/she is on tv
>Starts pointing at the screen screaming oh my god while jumping up and down

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>wrestler speculates they have one of a certain kind of move left in them
>they use the move multiple times

>>2433493
I do because a good announcer will make me hyped more about the match and she doesn't do that

>>2433435
Luger was a draw like 3 times in his career

>>2433435
Luger did draw, pinhead. It was off and on, though.

>>2433589
>I watch wrestling for the wrestling

>>2433605
What would a 14 year old know about whoger drawing?

>>2433435
Khali was a huge draw though.

>>2433632
Pajeets arent humans

>>2433639
Pajeets are literally the only real wrestling fans in excistance.

Neckbeard smarks booking ideas

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I mute Cena and Nikki promos because i SEETHE. I just dont give a shit about these rich high and mighty part timers burying ppl who work daily. and hearing about the type of ppl they are off camera disgusts me. just stfu and go back to your cold and lifeless mansion and tweet about bland women empowerment while voting republican and voting to outlaw abortion and shit

>>2433720
Cena is anti-Trump, though.

>>2433163
>smark crowds
>you deserve it
>this is wrestling
>fight forever
>this is awesome
>booooooriiiing
>women's wrestling
>women main eventing
>cruiserweights not allowed to do flippy shit
>cruiserweights have purple belt, ropes, ninja graphics on the titantron
>cruiserweights completely separate from the rest of the roster
>scripted promos
>no weapons
>no blood when appropriate
>every heel is a chickenshit
>every belt except for the ic is a children's toy
>belts are """""titles"""""
>wrestlers are """""superstars"""""
>wrestling is """""sports entertainment"""""
>the autistic sperg crowd is the """""wwe universe"""""

there's more, but that's all I can think of off the top of my head

Booing the face

Cheering the heel

We are awesome chants

CM Cuck chants

You can't wrestle chants

What chants

>>2433739
I agree with you on what.

>>2433744
you agree on what?

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I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN WWE CANT EDIT MUSIC THEMES RIGHT SO THERES AWKWARD SILENCES OR OVERLY LONG INTROS

SETHS THEME WITH THAT WEIRD DRUM DIARRHEA DROP AND SILENCE

CARMELLAS THEME WITH THE LOW BASS BEAT THAT GOES ON FOR AGES AND ITS JUST CRICKETS

NAOMIS WHOLE INTRO

REEEEE

>>2433749
huh?

>90% of the thread is deancuck samefagging

>>2433412
BBD

>>2433777
what?

>Music hits
>Distraction
>Roll-up pin

Good reason as to why I stopped watching the weekly shows for 6 months now. At least it doesn't happen in PPVs.

>>2433790
we got a new one
>music hits
>distraction
>spear
>jackhammer
>pin

>>2433790
I can't cite a specific incident off hand, but I'm sure it has. ppvs are just sunday night raw anymore

>>2433588
MAYBE

>>2433613
Don't be ridiculous

Smarks who think they know when a wrestler is gassed or not.

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>people who do not like Lucha Underground

I have to agree with the anon griping about steel cage matches. The fact that nowadays they can simply walk out is dumb as fuck. What's the fucking point of the cage then?

Cage matches should be "climb out to win" only. As soon as both the wrestlers are in there, just chain up the door and stick a padlock on it, this way you get rid of interference bullshit too.

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>>2433835
>Liking feminist underground

>>2433847
>He doesn't get the reference
>>2413805

>>2433163
When I see pg shit/kid comedy. Made me stop watching this shit since 2015. Only watch important ppvs.

when cena tips his hat and smiles

I just start seething because everytime it's "FINE SPEECH" before a burial

Punk in general. I used to be a big fan when I was a teenager, but he's really been exposed bad over the last few years.

>>2433886
same here anon, guy is a loser imo

>>2433364
First, Rusev is a mastadon ya eejit
Second, bar Jeff Hardy for a year and Punk for about a month, they're the only people in wrestling history who have ever drawn and that's a fact.

>>2433886
>>2433894
Or you're still so bitter that he left you when you liked him ;_;

Grow up

Women and girls.

>>2433941
Gay?

>>2433163
Back and forth banter is forbidden concerning Cena. Working the storyline is more plausible in a dispute without soliloquies, makes all involved look week, especially when Cena always gets the last one.

Mix it up and don't make the heels look weaker after they blow their load

>>2433163
Randy Orton winning the royal rumble and it meaning literally nothing

>>2433165
>>2433171
>>2433211
>>2433339
>>2433202
>>2433736
>>2433739
save ya some scrolling

>>2433462
We would tho

Nothing anymore. For the last few years, nearly everything about the WWE has pissed me off and upset me, but then I realized that being butthurt will fix nothing, and I could either skim through every week or just stop watching altogether. Now I just don't give a shit I let SD run in the background while I play Overwatch and I don't watch Raw at all. After this Mania I'll probably stop watching altogether and just catch NJPW ppvs throughout the year.

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>>2433163

>>2433736
Chants are the worst thing to ever happen to wrestling.
WWE is sports entertainment. It sure as hell isn't a wrestling promotion anymore. I think Vince is right to want to separate it from pro wrestling, when the actual in-ring product is so low on his priority list.

When Sami Zayn gets any airtime