Road to WrestleMania edition
Hopes?
Dreams?
Expectations?
Disappointments?
I'm expecting Hogan to politick getting his win back over Goldberg from 1998. Expect a repeat of WM 9 and the big leg to close the show, brother.
My rational stoner side is gonna love this weeks RAW
>>2420145
>pedo cartoons
Hi Kulex!
>>2420167
How can it be pedo if they are hundreds of years old
>>2420145
Reminder that E-Drones are the real weebs.
HEY LOOK GUYS IM IN A GAMETHREAD XD
LETS SAY LOL RANDUM SHIT
FIRST FOR XD
XD XD RANDUM
>>2420225
Now normally I hate posts like this but my rational stoner side loves it
>>2420214
ANNETTY BTFO
rational stoners working the fuck out of the obese virgins with no pot hookups
>Carter trying to force that stoner thing real hard
>>2420269
well as a rational stoner i can say i love the meme real much
>>2420269
his undercarder (or should i say undercarter LOL) meme failed so he's trying something new
My rational stoner side thinks Undercarder will go over on the go home show.
rational stoner...
ACTIVATED
Haha anyone else here /rationalstoner/ haha
So is this /wew/ now?
kek this board is dead, literally just one guy memeing white another guy complains about it
*wanders off*
Is the rational stoner memelord the same fag trying to push this failing Jimmy Ocean meme as well?
>>2420301
idk but he reminds me a lot of an autist I knew on some forum
>>2420301
>he thinks the Jimmy Ocean meme is failing
>>2420301
Yes
My rational stoner side says kill all manlets
>>2420310
Is this...is this real?
>>2420301
the fact that you even remember Jimmy Ocean is a success of a meme.
>>2420313
https://forum.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=197904667
>>2420310
wtf is roblox
>>2420319
An autistic kids game ala minecraft
where's a good place to stream raw? haven't watched in a long time, figured I'd catch the go home show. I keep up with it regardless..
>>2420313
http://rblxofftopic.wikia.com/wiki/ZachHelms
>Zach's favorite insult is "take a shower, hit the weights, and get a clue"
This is your board leader /asp/
>>2420325
>http://rblxofftopic.wikia.com/wiki/ZachHelms
>>2420324
watchwrestling.nl
Avoid the comment section at all cost. Avoid this board too
>>2420315
Not really, there just seems to be a continual spamming of Jimmy Ocean threads with no posts in them.
>>2420325
So is this the guy who posts all the Reigns stuff?
>>2420152
No expectations, other than disappointment.
>>2420329
Yes all the pro-reigns and all the anti-reigns too. It's just a way of craving attention while giving an illusion that this board has a "thing"
My rational stoner side says smackdown wins again lads
>>2420329
Every thread, reply, tripfag is him. I thought it was a meme but it's not. The guy is here 24/7. Also don't buy the Triphammer, discord, DaCreaner bullshit, it's just his virtual dollhouse.
>>2420327
much appreciated. hope it works for me
where is RAW tonight
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
WWE Experience is just nothing but that PUT EM UP commercial being played over and over. Shit's beyond lazy.
>>2420166
As the original rational stoner I advise you to at least use proper grammar and punctuation if you are going to act so unprofitable. Also, rational people hate RAM. Rational People are smackslads, and smacklads are rational people, quite profitable too.
>>2420347
Philadelphia
>>2420347
Philly, expect the wrestlers to get worked by the smarks
>>2420351
ya seething
>>2420301
No, but I did post in a Jimmy Ocean thread earlier today. Is the dude really a pedo? He looks like one.
>tfw 200 word paper due tomorrow but gonna waste 3 hours watching wrestling with you fags
I've lost control of my life famm
>>2420169
>I'm not a pedo as long as I keep telling myself they are old
schrodinger's pedophile
>>2420351
my rational stoner side loves this post.
>>2420363
I'm too rational to seethe.
>RAM Go home show before mania
>Undertaker slowly and painfully makes his way to the ring
>>2420368
>schrodinger's pedophile
kek
I'm kinda just a casual
I want Jericho to win the championship because he's good at talking
cant get any worse then last week can it bros?
>>2420374
lol this is 2017 grandpa
all thats matters is work rate and in-ring work
get a clue
>>2420349
Acá papi esperando el show B
>>2420367
My rational stoner side says you are not applying yourself in your studies. 200 words is not a lot by any means, especially at the university level. Just today I wrote a 500 word extra credit assignment that was at 8am in 20 minutes. Just DVR RAM and then watch it later without commercials after you finish your big boy 200 word assignment.
Rate this ram
>2/10
>>2420385
falling for the bait
Im going to smoke so much weed so it can be bearable to watch. I expect mostly the same shit. The raw creative team is so useless its almost laughable to think someone back there comes up with these stupid segments and actually thinks they are clever.
>>2420301
What about Malkmania?
>>2420388
0 / 10
>>2420398
cringe
>>2420398
shut up fat ass
>>2420400
>cringe
cringe
Philly lost all credibility when they cheered for Roman winning the 2nd title off Sheamus.
>>2420398
cringe
>>2420398
>>2420402
You forgot to take off your trip deancuck>>2420398
>>2420398
Cringe
le spoopy undercarder
>>2420405
>>cringe
>cringe
cringe
SPOOKY
>>2420406
This, stupid cheesesteak eating sobs
Fug that was spooky lads
>>2420412
>>cringe
>cringe
cringe
>cringe
What was the point of that
>This hacking
Is Sombra confirmed for Wrestlemania guys?
FUG THAT WAS SPOOKY
im ready for this thread to become shitpost central
based deanchad living in ya cringe rent free
>>2420412
>>>cringe
>>cringe
>cringe
Cringe
2 minutes in and I'm out
>>2420418
tranquilo
Cringley
>boyley
*click*
>Bayley opening the go home show
Piss break a bit earlier than expected
>Bayley
Already bored.
>>2420145
please upload an album of your images, they're awesome
>Starting with Bailey
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA Smack gets the easiest victory
>Starting your show with women shit
Nice ratings you got there, RAM.
>>2420430
Bayley*
Wow that was a 0 % pop for Belly
>starting with the piss break
but why
>strting the show with baylee
>starting the show with a womens match
well smackdown already won. Get in here smackchads we did it
>>2420429
trip back on kulet
>>2420422
I'm with you there
I see absolutely no appeal with Bayley and hell literally all the women on Raw have worn thin with me
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Marsychan/
tfw no one to watch ram with
>starting the raw b4 mania with womennetty shit
that sad picture of zayn with a number after it
>Raw before mania starts off with fucking Bayley
Great start....
>>2420420
über cringe
>Beili
Smackdown wins again
>>2420434
Who gives a shit smark ass
I like Bayley's stomach tbqh
Bayley looks really cute in that oversized shirt desu
DUDE
Bayley's lisp is so fucking awful.
She talks like a retard
>starting with women
>not even starting with SashA+
They want Smackdown to win at this point
what is this
where's stephanie
>>2420441
added bby
>Open stream
>Bayley opening segment
>Close stream
Wow this is terrible
why do they let her speak?
for me its, smackdown
Will they have Izzy front row ringside for Mania?
who else /SMACK/ here?
>Getting mad at this
This is fine, get this shit out of the way asap.
nice way to start off the B show
kek
>starting with women
Jesus christ this is fucking awful.
End this segment already please. I'm dying over here.
Bayley is fucking unbearable
Bayley awful on the mic DUDE! wtf who lets her talk
Keep saying "Wrestlemania".
sorry but she shouldn't be given a mic and allowed to speak. it's just cringey.
makes you think
If they have to start with womenshit, why include Bayley at all?
CharGOAT and SashA+ are way better
>>2420463
Acá papi sufriendo con el show B
>>2420463
nice smackdab
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII am THE onE, tAAAAAAlking NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, are you gonna, CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY about IT?????
I'd buy front row seats to RAM just to grab Bayley's ass
>I am DELIVERING my LINES
>>2420465
"This shit" shouldn't even be on the show, opening with this is ratings cancer and just makes me want to shut it off.
d-do they have to point at the sign everytime they say wrestlemania?
>Flips channel back to the redwings vs hurricanes
thats when you know its bad
>>2420463
Smackdown wins again lads
>Would rather watch divashit segment than watch my favorite NHL blow their playoff chances
You really outdid yourselves this time, Islanders
>>2420477
yeah cuz we need to see that all over again for the 50th time
end the womens division
>>2420477
this, to be quite fucking honest, familia
>>2420485
Yes. Vince is insane
This is the pre-mania show.
Who the fuck said let's start with a diva segment tonight
why is her delivery so bad?
>>2420475
>UKfag here
>currently 1am
>Raw opens with women promo
>goes to sleep
I'M ACTING
WWE ARE SO FUCKING CLEARLY DUBBING THE CROWD
CM PUNK
>>2420496
It's to get it over with soon, I hope
Why doesn't Steph be the HHH of divas and bury them?
Dana is coming
>CM Punk chants alreadyy
fucking hell man
What is that sausage under Charlotte's lip?
>>2420496
raw does this far to often
>cm punk chants already
this is going to be horrible
>You may also like PAIGE
>>2420485
How else would we, the stupid audience, know what they're talking about?
G-guys?
Is it wrong that I want to sniff Sasha Banks' butt hole?
Is something wrong with me?
>>2420475
Is that Dash Wilder on the right
So is CM Punk chants = boring? Why don't they just say boring anymore?
why does charlotte randomly emphasize words during her promos?
she's fucking terrible
CM PUNK CHANTS AT THE B SHOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
MEA!
HAD A DREAM I
HADN'T NEIGHED YET
charlotte needs glasses she can't read what is on the fucking tron
Based Horse Woman
SashA+ actually got a crowd reaction unlike Bayley.
Just turn Sasha heel already so something different can finally happen. Sick of this stupid shit
charly when
>>2420463
right here
Was Mick Foley fired? Where is he?
I'm smelling a fucking """""women""""" tag team match
Based Phil still haunting the E
I live in philly and was kind of salty about not going to this tonight. Nvm glad I stayed home.
how is this so shit already? everyone is stumbling over their lines
HER GIMMICK IS THAT SHES FAT
This had to be the worst division in the company
terrible start, RAM is kill
>>2420520
BECAAAAAAAAAAUSE. she's THE ONE talking NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
This is bad
ugh, look at this unfuckable abomination
>>2420520
psycho sid taught the promo class when she was in nxt
girls on ram
Women on SDL
>>2420516
yeah, you're a coal burner
smackdown won
>Nia Jax
THICC THIIICCCC
>>2420519
CM Punk chants make Steph, Vince and Hunter butthurt.
Jesus, she's fucking fat.
Nia's hair looks different tonight, it's nice
Based battlecow
SHE IS JUST SO FUCKING FAT
NOT EVEN CURVY
LITERALLY MUFFINTOP LOVEHANDLES SPILLING OUT OF HER SPANDEX
god FUCKING DAMN nia jax is THICC AF
>cable box froze bc time warner is awful
>get pissed off
>it's diva segment
phew, dodged a bullet there
>I'm not like most girls
Just give the title to Nia already
This is legitimately awful. Can women do anything right?
>Women's shit to open the go home Raw for WM
Christ this company fucking sucks.
who /nia/ here
>>2420530
It's time
Nia's valley girl accent is very refreshing here and it also affects my dick
I DON'T EAT LIKE MOST GIRLS
>>2420527
>ywn suck her feminine penis
>>2420529
going to the shop to get a new hip
>Nia Snacks
I guess it's time to fap.
>whenever charlotte opens her mouth
>>2420556
>>2420561
Weak ass promos.
>Im gunna win
>no i will lul
jesus CHRIST I hate Nia's bimbo valley girl accent
I want Nia to sit on me...
TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA
Christ, at least Smackdown don't keep the pretense that people care and just let a cat fight break out
>2 whites and 2 non-whites
Will be a pretty even fatal 4-way desu
>>2420559
Ugh, get over yourself pig
>>2420530
So fucking predictable.
>>2420575
what song would you liked played at your funeral ?
this reeks of steph's booking
well
that was fucking awful
>>2420561
>>2420556
>>2420578
Bayleys a spic
>>2420574
>hating the sluttiest accent in the English language
Hit the showers
>>2420544
weebs out
>>2420578
>implying there are 2 whites
4 awful promos what a waste of 12 mins
>The ultimate thrill ride
Is that the stupidest slogan for a 5 hour wrestling show that's going to be hell to watch?
>>2420576
Hola Hola
>Raw 8-9 pm hr rating drew a 0.1
https://discord.gg/WDX2X
I dont think ive ever heard a CM PUNK chant on Smackdown.
why is wwe so caught up in this progressive bull shit? Do women really draw dimes?
>fatal 4 way
>no one dies
I hope they all die Sunday tbqh
>Underages mistaking obese with THICC
this is getting pathetic tbqh
Ayo where my boi Sami poster at?
Should I keep watching raw or go watch power rangers
>>2420561
How bad is the post WM Raw going to get killed going up against the National Championship game?
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT OPENING SEGMENT
>>2420581
Honestly, if I am killed by some girl's, I wouldn't mind Billy Gunn's song to be used somewhere in the Eulogy, maybe have a baptist choir sing it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFZj6Fnq4G4
This is the least excited for WM I've ever been. I was even looking forward to 27 more than this one.
>>2420603
bruh
>>2420598
It happens
But more often than not you are invested in what's going on in the ring and don't pay attention to CM Punk
>>2420596
7-8 hour faggot. Central time is the right time!
>>2420599
not one! not one dime!
>>2420585
I don't think he was talking about Bayley.
>>2420603
weebs pls out
>>2420607
Where is the post WM Raw at? Like what city?
>>2420607
it'll get btfo by basketball, love and hiphop, o'reilly, tucker, and whatever's on hgtv
>>2420604
You fucking manchild
>>2420599
The way the UFC treats their women's division is more progressive than WWE, yet not nearly as cringe worthy.
I JUST WANT TO WORK IN CHRISLEY'S SMOOTHIE SHOP IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK ARGH
15 minutes of this shitty segment and it's still running
>>2420611
your not excited for the undercarder slow paced match?
>>2420597
cringe
>>2420619
Orlando
raw, family guy, and basketball on all at once
fuck what to watch..
Sasha got a new Wig?
>>2420623
PUSH SEA CREATURE
This is why I'm fine with Asuka never coming up.
Who's Charlotte fucking these days?
>>2420621
We'll duh, I'm watching wrestling
>>2420599
Lol you already knew the answer before you typed that.
>>2420614
>living in central time zone
>current year
cringe
>>2420633
lobster head
>>2420622
agreed. Those women are actually skilled though. These women cant have a single match without botching 3 times.
>>2420633
Sheamo
>>2420629
>watching blacksketball
>>2420622
That's what happen when the promoter of the idea is Steph. She will kill his father's business I guarantee you if she replaces him.
these girls have been on screen for too long without someone's clothes getting ripped off
Crowd is dead fucking silent.
The women's revolution was a fucking mistake.
GIMME THE GREEN LIGHT
>>2420636
I live in chicago. I like having a front row seat for the nightly chimp outs.
>tfw you'll never get charlotte to reverse cowgirl over your face while you bury your tongue in her anus
I wish Layla was still around to slap the other girls' asses
I'm autostic and could cut a better promo than these cunts
And the walking dead finale is on Sunday
>2 hours and 45 minutes to go
>>2420646
>Living in Chicago
>Living on the south side
At least Harold's is nice
>womens fatal 4 way elimination
Bruh, theres like 15 matches. Is every other match gonna be 5 mins?
>>2420648
>her
>>2420644
Take my upvote kind sir
>RAM
>>2420650
I'm a mute and I could cut a better promo than them
>>2420656
Wait it's elimination now?
>>2420622
This. For them, it's another fight. Here they have to remind people that HEY LOOK STRONK WOMEN
how would these 2 ethnic womanlets ever lay a finger on Charlotte and Nia in a real fight? where's muh realism
>>2420654
Real wrestlers when?
>>2420635
I just cant fathom why they would beat their head against a wall and force these womyn down our throats if they are not drawing dimes
>>2420657
While stroking her penis of course
>>2420654
Im too tired for this shit
Hey boys I'm not feelin' so great and the start of this show isn't helping. can anybody possibly 2 sweet me to cheer me up?
Do the commentators know the results in advance?
>>2420653
Do people seriously still watch that? The zombies stopped being a threat after season 3.
>>2420632
Asuka going to Smackdown son
This is legitimately dreadful, even for a Diva's match
>>2420675
>>2420667
I think Sakura Genesis is coming up soon
the chemistry between charles and bayley is fucking horrible
>>2420675
Right here hootski
>>2420670
Bayley sold a lot of merch. Terrible on main roster though
>The title holder isn't the hot tag
>>2420676
Yeah cole spoiled a wrestlemania match once saying tune in tomorrow for the new champion.
>purple hair
Crowd absolutely dead
>>2420648
>you will never look like that at 51
Why even live senpai
>>2420677
It never was about the zombies. The real walking dead was the friends they made along the way.
>>2420604
Watch Power Rangers. I'm going this weekend.
>>2420676
Depends. Not usually.
>>2420711
Watch power rangers. It's actually pretty good.
>>2420604
>Should I keep watching raw or go watch power rangers
Power Rangers was bad.
But not RAW bad.
YOU DID GOOD FRANKIE
>>2420643
based Kurt getting a full view of that
Is anyone on discord ? This thread is dead and it can't only be the women puroresu
>>2420675
>>2420681
>>2420685
>>2420729
>It's actually pretty good.
Don't fucking lie. It was serviceable at best.
>Sasha is good only when she is thrown to the ground
>>2420729
Holy shit thanks. I've been avoiding reviews but I was scared it was gonna be total garbage. I'm excited to go now.
Man what a pop Nia was getting huh? Top kek
>>2420737
Bayley won here? That means she is confirmed for dropping the title at Mania
>>2420675
>>2420681
>>2420685
>>2420737
I bet that belt can't even fit around her waist
>show starts
>leave to run an errand
>come back to more diva shit
holy fuck get it together RAM
>>2420364
He lives in Great Britain, so yes.