Why do smarks overrate her so much?

Yellow fever aka mental illness

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>>2389442
I don't like the way she is in NXT. They need to bring back her Psycho Killer Clown gimmick she had, that shit was hardcore.

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>>2389455

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>>2389455
>>2389459

>>2389455
Juggalo wrestling might be what you are looking for or that one group in TNA

>>2389442
Why do smarkbusters underrate her?

>>2389472
Nah she can actually wrestle so she wouldn't fit in there.

>>2389455
Soon. She's turning heel shortly.

>>2389478
They're based and know she's a sign of nu era cancer

>>2389480
>she can actually wrestle
kek

>>2389495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBvVE1gCcIc

Don't you look like an asshole now.

>>2389497
Clearly carried by those other gooks

>insecure white boiz make dis thread erryday

>>2389495
>>2389504
>smarkbusters
>"they're based"

>>>/lgbt/

>>2389544
>nigger white knighting for gooks
they hate your kind

>>2389554
I'm not black dumb /pol/shithead

>>2389574
>>2389574
then you're a race traitor, even worse

Because she doesn't move like molasses in the Ring like most female wrestlers.

Y'know whenever someone makes a cry thread about Roman, there's a bunch of replies about how Based Big Dog Works the Smarks?

I guess this would be Based Empress of Tomorrow Works the [x], but I dunno what the last word should be.

>>2390979
works the anti-smarks

>>2390957
she does though

>>2390985
So, BEOTWTAS.

Not as catchy as BBDWTS, desu.

>>2390979
>>2391002
Based Murder Jap Working the Anti-Smarks

BMJWTAS

I came to this board for the occasional skateboarding and bmx threads, but always had a slight interest in wrestling.

What's a smark?

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She has great beef tbqh

>>2392741
A person who knows wrestling is fixed but watches it anyway for whatever reason. Blend of smart (person who can't be tricked) and mark (person who's easily tricked)

It's taken a negative connotation because the stereotype of a smark is an obnoxious redditor-style nerd, though literally any /asp/en who follows wrestling is a smark by definition

>>2390987
you're an idiot though

>>2392885
99.9 percent of people who have watching wrestling for the last 40 years at the very least have known its fixed. that's not what a "smark" is, which is an outdated term anyway.

Leaks when?

Asian Girl's have the tightest pussy and squeel the loudest, its hot

She's hot, has a sense of fun in her work, has character, and has matches I enjoy watching.

Sorry this makes me a smark, if I wanted to hate all wrestling I'd just watch RAW.

>>2392888
Not an argument

>>2394211
Hi Asuka. You're going to RAM soon btw. Hope you enjoy jobbing every week while champion!

>>2395554
Don't think so. She is destined to stay in NXT to bring younger talent up. She was never supposed to be bring up.

She retired in Japan, got paid big fro NXT stint to teach white girls how to wrestle, how to control the crowd. And to be there until they find new Horsewoman. She will then leave and just play vidya and lounge around in her hair saloon in Osaka.

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>>2395573
>asuka vs charlotte will never happen

>>2395583
cry more beardy smark

Asuka is in Orlando to munch pussy, make money and teach green as fuck girls.

>>2395573
>claims she's tired of wrestling and wants to try something else
>signs with WWE a month later
Kek guess she found out she sucks at everything else

>>2395593
what is suprise? what is kayfabe?

>>2395597
Irrelevant. Shes just a whore for money and couldn't resist bigger bucks to service male wrestlers

>>2395600
Yo, I am whore for money, where I can sign to get as much money as she does. Servicing male wrestlers is not a priblem. Tho I'd like to have Kota Ibushi included in that.

>>2393107
"Smark" in the past decade or so has basically meant "person with opinions I don't like"

>>2394211
>if I wanted to hate all wrestling I'd just watch RAW.

holy fuck RAM utterly destroyed

>>2395593
This is how most joshi's get out of their contracts.

See: Yoshiko, Meiko and eventually later this year Mayu.

>>2395719
Asuka - Kana during that time, was self-employed, she was running her own shows. So that whole retirement was only for her to sell her "retirement show" where she got beaten near death by Minoru Suzuki and Meiko Satomura.

Great show, great match. And few months later: "oooh, who is that in the crowd, that's japanesse joshi legend Kana!" during Takeover.

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How many concussions do you think this bitch has had

>>2395762
I should've added commitments to that as well. She's also a massive mark for herself so her leaving pro wrestling in japan in one big send off before fucking off overseas isn't shocking for her.

She's not lost without wrestling, she never needed to go to WWE, she just wanted to because she's a massive egotist.

>>2395762
>>2395769
Based Big Ego Kana working the marks

>>2395767
This was ancient match, she had pretty long break after these. So she is probably fine now.

>>2395769
Hey, if I just had to wave my hand to have crowd falling all over itself to cheer me up, if I was as over as she is (go look up videos of her MSG debut on Smackdown house show) I'd be mark for myself as well. I probably masturbate over my own photos probably. And fuck people cosplaying as me.

>>2395777
>probably masturbate over my own photos probably.
Her twitter is largely retweeting people praising her skill and looks so this isn't unlikely

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>>2395777
Did they?

>>2395788
That's not a woman, so probably not.

>>2395781
BTW I just tried to do just that. Took some nudes and... nope, that's not doing anything to me.

Can someone else pls test it if we get different results?