RAW GAMETHREAD 4 - Heavy Draws Edition

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>goldberg gassed so quickly

Roman Sucks

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>>2338885
furfaggots BTFO

cesaro's gimmick is that he wears a suit and drinks coffee

BOYPUSSY > girlpussy

>>2338908
have sex

>>2338882
He'd probably be thrown into a losing feud with Curt Hawkins if he came back now.

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Someone..anyone..I need (you)s

B A S E D
I O
G G

>>2338914
>Ripping off Otunga's old gimmick

>2338920

Eat dick loser.

>>2338917
Have tastr

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>>2338920

>>2338920
You

>>2338921
BASED BIG AOG

>>2338920
boom

>>2338914
What was even the point of posting that?

>>2338914
His gimmick is that he has wrestled all over the world and hes happy to be here john

>>2338920
say no more senpai

I wish I was playing Nier instead of watching Raw

>>2338920
How many you's you you want

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>>2338920

>>2338920
Acá papi

>>2338920
Here you go. I hope you are ok, anon

>>2338920
Yeh

>>2338939
>videogames
kys ya

Enzo actually does a decent suicide dive

Shame he didn't succeed in taking his own life

good brothers retain

Two Sweet \m/

>HOTHEAD?

I want to let you all know that my dad is out late for work so hopefully the new day segment is soon and he comes in for like...
Something not flamingly homosexual, like sasha banks or undertaker.

Fuck you guys

Whats happened so far? I just got home

>>2338920
What

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Is Cesaro a heel now? Are Enzo and Cass still babyfaces? Who's the bad people here?

brock lesnar guy is STILL at every show?

is he rich? is he someone's family member?

>>2338951
Goldberg started gassing and sweating from just ONE f5 from Bork.

Luke Gallows literally just saved Enzo's life. Why hasn't he been demoted to a manager yet?

>>2338950
>Something not flamingly homosexual, like sasha banks or undertaker.
>implying

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>>2338951
a good RAW...for 20 minutes

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>>2338920
here you go man. I've only gotten a cupa tonight, but we here for each other

>>2338950
You and your dad should kys ya manlets

Rick Rude

The original HFY

BASED

FUCKING

RICK

RUDE

BOWDOWN TO YOUR GOD SWEATHOGS

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>>2338920
Hdbdbdndn

>tache
>abs
>mullet

wew look at this sexy, sexy man

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BASED AF GOAL BODY

I wish Roman died instead of Rick Rude

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>>2338963

WTF is Rick Rude going in the Hall of Fame for? The high point in his career was being in DX.

>Calls himself ravishing
>Looked like fucking Murderface

why is cesaro wearing sunglasses indoors

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>Rick Rude finally in HOF

why does hbk look like an orange

based steamboat

Just got home. How is RAW ruining everything tonight? How many CM Punk did we have yet?

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>>2338920
Hey anon

>>2338964
>>2338960
Any match results or quick sum up of promos? It'd be appreciated

I remember the time Rick Rude did a double axhandle off the top of a cage for some reason

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>>2338920

Based Rude working the obese 80's marks.

>>2338984
go to a news site dipshit

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>mentioning Rude's BASED run in WCW

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REMINDER THAT STINGETTY ENDED RUDE'S CAREER

>>2338980
kek

pyf when you realize Rick Rude sounds exactly like Austin Aries

>>2338976
>>2338977
both of you can see yourself OUT!

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HOLY FUCKING YUM

>>2338990
Pretty much what I'm here for

HOF looks better than Wrestlemania

>tfw flo rida is going to be the celeb inductee

>>2338974
Careful, the romarks will think you're getting worked

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>>2338973
indeed

Vader when

>>2338997
He didn't do anything other than stand there and not wrestle as a part of DX. Chyna was better than this guy at the high point of his career.

>Dad walks in to check on me
>Rick Rude dancing
>"ha ha, no comment mate"

FUCK SAKE RAW

IS FINN BALOR GONNA COME BACK NIGHT OR WHAT

>>2339000
Literally always has. Wrestlemania is never good

>>2338993

How do I get Steph to do this to me?

> the phrase "top heel" broadcast on live TV
REPORT: cum cucknette rushed to the emergency ward after choking on burger

>>2338920
More yous everyone

Christ, I remember watching rock n roll express in the late 90s. fucking awful. especially ricky morton

>>2338975
>this e-crush
Pathetic

>>2338993
S-sorry m-mistress

is HBK crosseyed?

>>2338993
based stinger

>>2339004
When he dies

>>2338951
i answered you in the last thread

Did Anon's dad walk in during Rick Rude?

>>2338993
I wish I could get mistress to do this to me...

>>2339006
REKT

>>2339007
meltzer now says after mania

>>2339018
Danke

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>>2338920
Another you

>>2339015
You just realizing he has Cookie Monster eyes now?

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>>2339009
Be her male employee.

Who's next into the Hall of Fame

>>2339022
FUCK MY SHIT, VINCE

>>2339019
>>2339006

>>2338920
How about a you bud

>>2339027
mah fuckin dick

Rude's run in WCW was B A S E D as fuck

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>>2339024
A RARE H?!

>>2339028
Keiji Mutoh

>>2339028
You for your post count

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>>2339012
none of this section on wikipedia surprises me

typical 80s carny wanker with no shame

>These clips of X Men
It hurts.

>>2338920
Break the you scale boyo

>>2339036
GOAT

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>>2339027
>Vince made this

Cuck Foley

>Foley's wearing Cactus Jack shirt

Foreshadowing, kiddos. Dude's on the verge of losing it. Whelp, and here comes another push.

>Jobzawa

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mick gonna fuck them titties

>>2338920
(uoy)

>Wanna have a nice day Mick?
>Follow me to my office right now

Steph just has no standards

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>>2339042
Vince is the real GOAT

Did Cuck Foley do anything wrong?

Le Screamy nip

Based Yelling Asian Guy

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Fuck man. All because some fucking hick bitch couldn't be assed to drive safely

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>You wanna have a nice day?
>Then follow me to my office

Wew.

[Screams Externally]

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>>2339027
>swn ravage your bod

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>>2339028
>>2339036
>>2339041

>posts all 45 seconds-1 minute apart

HOLY FUCK YOU CRINGEY PIECE OF HUMAN WASTE

Steph is such a slut

>>2338920
>YOU

>>2339050
>Literally selling your wife and daughter out for ratings
Indeed. God know what he had Shane do

>>2339050
The only time I ever found Linda attractive

Her tits looked nice in that segment

>Steph will never take you to her office

Why live bros?

HOLY FUCK IS ARIES ON THE CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION NOW?

Dammit 205Live is doing greeat

>>2339050
Vince hiring Bischoff and then having him kiss his wife is one of the most bizarre things in wrestling history and that's saying something.

I already dont care anymore.

>>2339050
>makes his wife kiss sworn rival of several years
is Vince a cuck?

>>2339060
Fuck off Kulet

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Who /AAAHHHH/ here?

>>2339028
Some dude from Mexico

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>No hometown boy Mustafa Ali

Wait, I thought this jap had blonde hair

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>suicide dive

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>>2339054
Fuck that Tonia bitch

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>2339070
>Vince fucked every female wrestler for 30 years
>Wife kisses Eric Cuckoff
Seems like a good trade

aaa

BASED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pretty good English, Zawa

He can actually fucking speak?

i like ariya davari's character
he's just some normal chill dude until people start doing weird shit in front of him, then he just gets triggered and goes heel

BWIAANN KENDWICCKKKK

That german suplex is so perfect he should call it The Final Solution

kendrick is the only cruiserweight with a decent theme

HE SPOKE ENGLISH THE WHOLE TIME

DAMN
TOZAWA IS FUCKING POWERING UP
AHHHHH

>>2339079
The dye faded out

>>2339088


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lmao is this a fucking mating call or somethibg?
>ACKACKACK is over

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I was hoping he'd just grab the mic and then repeatedly scream in it.

I will be damned, Tozawas english is pretty good.

>>2339071

I'm not a part of your garbage autistic community, and I never will be

I really like Kendrick's whole class thing with Tozawa
Shame no one cares

>>2339088
He has been for a long time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRll-dMmgug

nice english

Aries vs Neville is the only match Im interested in Wrestlemania after KO vs Jericho, desu senpai

More than one hour left

>>2339094
That had to have been coached. I'll bet he rehearsed it for hours; it didn't sound natural. At least WWE realize he's getting over and are trying to help him connect more with fans.

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>>2339102
it is literally all furfaggots and weebs having cybersex

honestly every one of them is weird as fuck

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>>2339094
He has been in USA for quite some times, hasn't he?

>Tomorrow Smackdown Reinacts Resident Evil 7
How can Raw compete?!

god damn, how is CWC entertaining me?

Good HOF class desu senpai. Besides Beth Phoenix. That is a wtf choice right there.

>>2339115
Sonichu is pretty underrated

Because the roster actually has talent.

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Will she come up to main roster when her English is good enough? And what brand do you guys think she'll go to

>>2339111
No he's fluent I told you all this when he debuted

>>2339118
ok i kek'd

>>2339118
kek

>>2339118
kek

>>2339117
I hate that bitch

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>>2339118
fuck you man, I spit my chocolate milk

>>2339121
I hope she goes to Smackdown. She's been doing promos fine on NXT

>>2339112

christ, the cringe is making me feel physically ill

This is why I only come to this shit board for gamethreads

>>2339102
Cringe

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Daily reminder Rick Rude more than likely fucked your mother in the 80s

>Anon's dan walks in.

>>2339109
Wow youre lucky, you only have to watch the preshow to see those matches

Finally a bathroom break!

>camera pans to a kid gyrating

kek

>>2339115
You just know Chrischan is a huge New Day mark

>That fucking kid on Rollins shirt

kek I will need a webm of that

Here comes New Day pointlessness.

>>2339112
does that little girl cartoon signify tripneet is a pedo?

Byron sucks

>The New Day segment

i'm off to the corner store. do you guys want anything?

>>2339134
he was famously a strict christian and never played away on his wife

>that dancing fat fuck

>>2339132

>somebody calls his circlejerk embarrassing
>c-cringe

the state of this board's autists. lel

Can't wait for broken matt and brother Nero to delete these nogs

We wuz ice cream merchants n sheit

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>>2339121
>>2339094
>Implying you need to be fluent in English in order to work for WWE
Reigns has been employed for at least 3 years now guys...

>>2339144
Some New Day pops would be swell

>Giga nigga licking.

Time to take a dump.

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>>2339139
and it's over
don't copy jokes

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>>2339092

>Hey son, what are you do...
>oh you like that huh?

>>2339144
Ice Tea please

This is fucking gay

>>2339144
Some booty O's and new day pops

>Ice cream
>In Chicago
How hard is CM Phil seething right now?

>>2339144
Coke and tostitos for me, I'll pay you later

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>CM Punk didn't get WWE ice cream bars
>the nig day does

really activates my almonds

these niggers must be rolling in it from merch sales

>>2339144
Cool Ranch Doritos and a Pepsi please. I'll pay you back next Tuesday

he got a bicycle

>Dad walked in

>bragging about beating the Shining Stars

impressive!

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>>2339151
>xpac

>>2339165
I was thinking about that too

>>2339168
they have been at top or near top for a year and a half

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>>2339160
Here

>>2339144
Some Skittles please

>>2339144
Takis and a Mt Dew. Thanks bro

>>2339130
I really want her to go to SmackDown and get matches she hasn't had before, but RAW really needs the talent. Hopefully Steph doesn't poach her

DAD, NO, I PROMISE IT'S WRESTLING

>>2339144
>>2339166
>>2339169

Daily reminder to stay hydrated and treat your body like a temple you fat fucks

>>2339144
Just a bottled water

What flavors are New Day Pops?

wtf brah this shit is gay as fuck

>>2339186
watermelon and grape only

>>2339144
reasons to live

>Literally pokin scrote on poor epico

>>2339186
Cock

Who bandeja paisa here?

Big E looks like the guy that plays Falcon in the Marvel movies

>>2339178
MAN YOU CORNY

>>2339186
Jobber Apple

>>2339186
BIG

>>2339151

Do you think they can recreate this segment in today's WWE with The New Day and, let's say, Gallows and Anderson and Styles?

>>2339186
shit

>>2339186
Grape and malt liquor flavored

>>2339184
Treat my whole body like the upper side of my head?

>>2339186
Booty

Video Games

Children

Rocks

New Day is finished, when will these wacky black men go away?

>>2339186
skeet skeet skeet

so semen

>>2339195
Well, it's a simple step up and spike

At least Los Matadors would win every now and then...

>A FUCKING WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH

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>CELEBRATING WOMEN

>Women's History Month
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>women's history

>>2339186
collared green and fried chicken

>All throughout March WWE will honor women'
s history month

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE

>>2339151
It's amazing how X-Pac got away with that

Even for that era that was a ballsy move

>>2339200
no
i'm honestly surprised they got away with it even back then

revolutionized wewmans """"""""""wrestling""""""""""

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MORE WOMENS

>nigger month
>wimmin month
fuck

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>Wimminz Hiztry month

Is it the women history month in america now?

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>>2339144

>Women's History Month

They're not a small enough minority for that

>Ronda Rousey on the women's history pic
Fucking kek

>black history month
>followed by women's history month
What's next? Jewish history month?

Guys post hot divas for #divashistorymonth

>Use WWE womyn during womyn's history month
>Don't use a single fucking black wrestler during February, even though there are more better Black wrestlers than women wrestlers

>>2339200
Some fans will get it. Literally everyone else won't.

Fuck this shit I'm out

>#SEE HER
>SEEHER
I see what you did there RAM

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>Ellen Degenerates

Well at least the women they are honoring actually have something to do with wrestling

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#SEEHER

2 women
not Young and Moolah

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>Women's History Month

NEVER EVEN FUCKING HEARD ABOUT THIS!

Malala terrorist in the pic

>>2339232
Oy Vey don't be an anti-Semite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU

>female Robocop movie

Hollywood no

>>2339246
They said women not corpses.

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Kek

>WOMENS HISTORY MONTH
wot????

>>2339247
meh, i don't mind it as much as black history month

>>2339247
I literally had to google to make sure this wasn't some new shit they just started

Apparently this has been a thing since the 80s

>>2339256
What? Why?

r-truth should come out with a new faction called urn day and go around saying he will induct the urns of dead wrestlers into his faction, this would cause the undertaker to accidently join the faction cause he's the dead man and r-truth would use him to do his bidding and have undertaker come out each week with r-truth in random dead wrestlers costumes, eventually r-truth would come out as undertaker and undertaker would realise he's been possessed the whole time setting up r-truth w/urn vs undertaker at wrestlemania.

>>2339232
Tell /pol/ it's a thing

>showing Lita's botched suicide dive
>It was a statement

Is New Day going to end someday? If so, how?

Big E betrays them?

Wasn't WWE /our company/? WTF is this liberal bullshit?

>>2339232
>What's next? Jewish history month?
That's every month, anon, Jews created civilization. We wouldn't chatting on a Mongolian Fencing Board if it wasn't for those brilliant Jews.

Those are the oldest fucking highscoolers I've ever seen in that Wrigley commercial.

>>2339261

(you)

>>2339259
it was maybe a minute and a half segment
the bhm segments were much longer
at least it felt that way

>>2339265
A statement that bitches shouldn't be taken seriously

>>2339261
nice

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>>2339261

Gotta love them hyping up women in wrestling half hour after showing a bunch of them foaming at the gash over Rick Rude in his Hall of Fame video

>Cuck Foley starting the last hour

This is going to be a complete disaster

>>2339261
WOW DISCO INFERNO POSTS ON /ASP/

BASED

>>2339235
>gee look at all these great black wrestlers we never put the belt on

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>>2339247
>>2339256
>>2339259
>>2339258
There's a fucking month for everything; Don't you people go outside or something?

>>2339261
This fucking guy. Every fucking time.

>>2339267
Hey, new Japan doesn't even have women wrestlers >>2339267

>Women's segment starts with Foley in the ring

GOD, NO. PLEASE GOD NO.

NEW THREAD

>>2339236
>>2339236.
>>2339236
>>2339236.
>>2339236
>>2339236.
>>2339236
>>2339236.

>>2339281
Baw gad keen he's broken in half

>>2338959
who?

>>2339287
only good point about those gooks

>>2339123
Well then why the hell haven't WWE been letting him speak before now. Someone's seriously asleep at the wheel. And then they wonder why new guys can never get over.

>>2339284
Farooq is a Hall of Famer, senpai

>>2339281
Based Rick putting women in their place

>>2339134
>ywn want anything harder in your life than she wanted that dick at that moment.

Guys...i need to know what sasha bank's butt hole looks like.

Please. Tell me.

>>2339361
smells like shit

SHE SAID HIS NAME!!!

THEY CANT FUCKING SAY THAT

>Macho Man chant

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>>2339361
zoom in