RAW GAMETHREAD 3 - ANOTHER ROMAN REIGNS EDITION

Enzo is annoying and Cass is a terrible actor.

Based big woof

What we got over here? A cuppa hataz? A cuppa hataz?

Based enzo working over the fat aspies yet again.

Goldberg's gonna be booed, isn't he?

how would that segment have worked if they didnt change austin aries

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>>2338535
stop dropping your trip to link the thread you furry degeneratre

FACT: You can't like Roman without liking Enzo and Cass. FACT

>>2338555
no

That was an enjoyable first hour, the ball is actually still in Raw's hand right now

Predict what time they drop it
I'm saying 9:10

>>2338544
I don't understand Enzo and Cass hate. I think they're funny stereotype guys

Actually, a cup of coffee.

Raw was so fucking good, up until Enzo and Cass

it's all downhill from here, isn't it?

Top 5 guys on RAM:

1. Karl Anderson
2. Austin Aries
3. Jericho
4. BRAUN
5. Kendrick

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Where the fuck is he

GIMME THE GREEN LIGHT

GIVE ME THE GREEN LIGHT

Emmalina when?

Where is Emmalina?

>>2338559
kill yourselves weebs

OH MY GOD

CM PUNK CONFIRMED BACKSTAGE
GET ON FUCJING TWITTER
RIGHT NOW

>>2338559

Triphammer is Dean Mark. That is exactly how Dean Mark did it all last year before he changed trips to Triphammer

>>2338574
Smackdown.

>>2338574
still in hell

>>2338573
>2. Austin Aries
>hasn't done shit in the RAM ring

>>2338574
Still in Hell

Gimme what I ask for I got the passport

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>p-p-please come see me at the bingo hall this weekend

At this point WWE is keeping Pitbull and Flo Rida's careers alive

BOOOOOOO

MAYBE
A
Y
B
E

Cesaro and Sheamus >>>>> Enzo and Cass

It feels kind of obvious sating it here, but Vince needs to sort out the tag team division before WM.

I hope that's what they're doing, making a note of C and S being in the sidelines.

>>2338573
1. Roman
2. Neville
3.Beeg
who cares about anyone else

>>2338573
>Jericho not #1

Shit list to be fair.

>>2338573
I think you mean
1.ROMAN
2.Owens
3.Micheal Cole
4.Adrian Neville
5.Nigger Swan

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBERG

Is this Vince's new strat, to run a garbage PPV and have the following Raw btfo

Sniff

>berg
jewish cemetery desecration storyline when?

>>2338574
Not on RAM

reminder that Goldberg is legitimately the first wrestler to actually WEAR the Universal belt

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>>2338594

>>2338573
Top Guys
1.)...fuck

*sniff*

based bill (((gold))))(((berg)))

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>>2338585
This nigga

Why is the Chicago crowd so much better than everywhere else, retarded CM Punk chants not withstanding

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(((GOLDBERG)))

>>2338582

Nobody would even care at this point

>le sniff man

I hate that this old fuck is over.

Just got here. What did I miss? Did Anon's dad walk in yet?

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MAYBE

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You guys think she comes to RAW eventually to inject some life into the women's diversion?

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those facial ticks (stretching out your mouth, sniffing abrubtly, making little noises) are indicative of autism

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>>2338559
>being an obese furry

THE CHAMP IS HERE LADS

>>2338602
Goldberg was always a classy ass champion in that regard.

FANTASY WARFARE
JUST GOT REAL

Booooooo

When is Roman coming out?

>Spend 6 months building a division
>Most over guy is the TNA guy on commentary

Booing intensifies

Based "Is this WCW?" sign in the crowd.

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It should have been Ryberg.

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Be honest, /asp/.

When was the last time you saw a vagina?

>>2338613
the blacks aren't on tv, so no

>>2338613
SZ got his ass kicked by KO.

>dem boos

Thank you Chicago, Goldberg sucks so let it be known.

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the title is mine

A CASCADE OF BOOS

GOLDBERG CONFIRMED FOR ROMAN .5

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Holy shit that belt looks terrible doesn't it

It's so bright red, it doesn't suit Goldberg at all now that I see him with it

YOU DESERVE IT

>>2338631
Does on the internet count?

Are people booing? I can't tell if those a boos or bellows.

Based Chicago booing this shit.

>>2338631
Never.
I'm a simple lonely man focusing on my career

>>2338625
as your furry cybersex partners in discord Dean Mark

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK

CM PUNK

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>CM PUNK

>>2338573
Top 5 guys on RAM:

1. Goldberg
2. Austin Aries
3. Braun Strowman
4. BEEG
5. Jericho

GOLDBERG VS CM PUNK WHEN

>>2338631
whats that?

CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK

>That guy with the Palestinian flag

cringe

The one time I'm okay with CM Punk chants

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>>2338631
4 years ago

>Goldberg getting booed
Lmao. Also does this old kike have a nervous autistic twitch

>sending out Heyman to save Jewberg

>CM Cuck

>CM Punk chants out of nowhere

Bit pointless ain't it

>>2338631
today

>>2338631
never. I'm saving myself for marriage to get anywhere near that shit

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>>2338631
November

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Cringecago

smarks are pathetic

Holy kek

>>2338647

wake me up
>wake me up inside
can't wake up

>>2338631
Towards the end of january. Radical hysterectomy.

>GOLDBERG ACKNOWLEDGING THE CHANT

SEND HIM OUT EARLY

>>2338631
NEEThammer will not answer this

>Cuckman Phil chants in 2017

just

He is even more cringy than I imagined him to be.

>>2338573
1. Jericho
2. Braun
3. Neville
4. Seth
5. Roman

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>>2338631

>>2338645
Yeah...idk how this crowd thinks. It's not fun.

>jewberg doesn't know how to handle cm punk chants
>HAYMAN GTFO TO THE RING

its not brock

BORK

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>tfw the crowd turns on Lesnar vs Goldberg at WrestleMania again

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>>2338642
this is you

Why the fuck Chicago hating Goldberg, what did he do to deserves this?

Based Bork Laser

>>2338668
Wake me up inside save me from these smarks

>>2338660
He is still their boy no matter what. Give them a bone once in a while.

>BARACK LESNAR

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BORK IS HERE

>>2338677
because they're just as fed up of this bullshit

BORKABORK

>>2338631
My wife has a yeast infection atm.

Is there any non part timers that get pyro?

Uh oh...

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>>2338535
"Chant CM Punk at wrestlers who suck and who wear lifts in their boots"

-CM Punk, Colt Cabana Podcast after leaving WWE

But what was the information he was gonna divulge? I swear he better divulge that information or else...

BASED BORK LAZER

>>2338683
becuase goldberg isnt an indie loser manlet geek

KEK

FUCKING MANLETBERG

>>2338695
Neville

>>2338678
He let the crowd know it doesn't bother him, BUT the problem is probably that Vince doesn't want people acknowleding the chants at all.

>>2338683
he's jewish

Stone Cold should ref the upcoming shitfest part 2 again.

>>2338695
Styles occasionally does

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>mfw this entire feud

Brock is still fucking fat

>>2338707
>>2338710
hello phil

Anti-Smarks seething.
This is a reminder your pathetic movement only started because your fee-fees got hurt by people rightly shitting on Cena.

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based bork

FUCK YOU SMARKS

YOURE NOT COOL

PUNK IS A BITCH

GOLDBERG IS MORE A MAN THAN HE OR YOU WILL EVER BE

>>2338711
he needs to grow his beard back

What the fuck is wrong with Brock Lesnar's ear?

>>2338694
what does that mean? if you put semen in there she can make bread?

>>2338711
Jinder needs to give him the hook-up.

crowd is losing their minds over this. 'mania is going to fucking rule this year

>>2338715
Settle Pajeet

>A Double getting a bigger pop than Brock and Goldberg combined

BASED

>>2338718
it would be extremely painful

>>2338717
Cotton ear

>>2338717
google caulifower ear

>>2338717
cauliflower ear

>2-0
MOST
DANGEROUS
LEAD

>>2338717
Typical in MMA fighters and Boxers, Cauliflower ear

>ripping Bruce Buffer's line

>>2338717
cauliflower ear

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>my Client is bad on mic so I have to make him sound good
>my client lost in under 2 mins to you last time you fought
>my client talked shit about winning the Royal Rumble and got eliminated by you
>my client the best. Prove me wrong
>your clients face when

holy shit goldberg took a bump

>landing feet fucking first from an f5

B I T C H
FCC'S GONNA FLIP

holy kek holy kek holy kek

Based Bork

huh, the old jew actually took a bump

FINALLY BROCK GETS A HIT

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>Goldberg straight up saying "I ain't shakin ur fucking hand"

THANK YOU BORK

Do Paul and Goldberg go to the same jew church?

Universal Champion of the Universe

INJURED

YESSSSSSS
KIKEBERG BTFO

>F-5'ed
>MUH BELT
Oh, Jewberg you...

WHAT WAS GOLDBERGS INFORMATION?

NOT PG

OLDBERG BTFO

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well, that's it, that's our show.Goldberg's dead, goodnight

>Cruiserweights are good
>Goldberg actually taking a bump

What alternate universe is this Raw taking place in?

Damn...goldberg really took that f5 hard.

>Goldberg too much of a retard to drop the belt once Brock picked him up

You can tell he simply isn't use to people getting offense on him.

Is that the first move Goldber's taken in 13 years?

SEETHING AND SWEATING

SHIT GOLDBERG GOT BTFO

Why is he sweating so much?

BASED BORK
Peoples Champ

>Goldberg takes his first non-locker room door bump in over a decade and botches the fuck out of it

>>2338737
more like the sponsors are gonna bitch more than the FCC

This dude really fucking sweats.

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>Goldberg gassed from taking 1 bump

i can't believe that oldberg took a bump

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Goldberg didn't take that bump well

>>2338750
Yeah wait what this. What was that all about?

>>2338744
It's called temple you fuck, go suck daddy trumps cock

>>2338755
Yeah, he's 50

>mfw Goldberg injured

Watch this WM match be nothing but finisher spamming.

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JUST

Goldberg is not good at selling, is he?

>>2338750
THIS
I WAS SHITPOSTING AND BLACKED OUT

why is oldberg sweating so much?

Lmao. Goldberg gassed and sweaty from just one F5

sweatberg

BASED BIG DOG

just tuned back in, what the fuck did i just miss?

>>2338754
>sami zayn just over
>Roman is over

weird huh

>taking an F-5
>selling it for a minute or two
>jumping back, acting like nothing happened

>>2338757
He got shoulder tackled into the corner in his first Bork match.

He no sold it.

>>2338783
Brock hit the F5 on Goldberg after a generic Paul Heyman promo

BASED BIG DOG ABOUT TO WORK THESE CHICAGO SMARKS

karl anderson looks like a woll smoth

>>2338772
>trump has jewish family.
calm down little jewbitch

GIMME A TWO-SWEETSKI FOR THE GOOD BROTHERS

\m/

why the fuck are the losers in a title feud entitled to a rematch?

BRRRRRRRROCK'S

B I T C H
I
T
C
H

Fuck this. I'm gonna rewind and watch the Cruiserweight segment again

>>2338777

Dude.......think about the amount of times he's had to sell something in his squash-filled career. Of course not.

>>2338783
Lesnar's hypeman just told Goldberg he will be Brock's bitch

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>>2338783
It was kinda like this:

>>2338780
>>2338781
I dont understand how he gets so sweaty in just one segment wtf man

AND HIS NAME IS....C M PUNK

How hard would you mark?

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Ready boys???

What did I miss, what wasn't PG? What won't the FCC like???

Goldberg either gets nervous AF now or he really really sweats from nothing.

when will there be a ride along episode where they just sit in silence and the passenger plays with his phone

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>>2338792
Right fucking here famm.
Got more if ya needski

>>2338804
>>2338794

>>2338804
brock said cm punks a faggot

>>2338804
Heyman called Goldberg a filthy kike

so is the memeberg match at mania going to be at least 1 minute?

>>2338785
who cares
you need 3 seconds to win

>>2338713
what movement?

BASED BIG BOSS BABY WORKING THE ADULTS

>the boss baby

w-wha

was that real?

>>2338791
>he unironically believes this
/pol/ please

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>>2338803
ready

>>2338754
counterweights have been entertaining for a good while

>>2338768
This is what happens when you haven't wrestled in 12 years then return and do nothing but 40 second squash matches. Goldberg is probably going to die at Mania if he actually has to wrestle Brock.

is WWE Ride along comfy?

>>2338792
I>I

2 sweet

>>2338800
>having animal deth
I remember middle school, wew

>>2338815
>>2338816
I think it's time all the creators of the world get together and admit that they're out of ideas.

>>2338817
Get out of /asp/ Paul

The last time we saw an older wrestling legend sweat like that during a Raw promo......he died the next day

>>2338805
it's the juice

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>>2338792
Gotchu fampai

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MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?

THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA

S A W F T

>>2338822
Yes

>>2338834
kek

>>2338827
fuck off

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SLIMED

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>>2338663

Good man

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when is bayley coming

These faggots get a rematch. Why? they weren't champions.

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>>2338834
You know no one thinks this is funny, right?

honestly, you cant teach 7 feet tall.

hes right about that. Asp is just mad af cause we're all 5'7

>>2338835
thanks, maybe gonna watch it afterwards

>>2338824
I'm 40

>>2338839
Never

>>2338847
He's not actually that tall

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BADABOOM

BIGGEST KEKS IN THE ROOM

>>2338847
>we
speak for yourself manlet

>>2338850
Yeesh

>sports references

boring

>>2338851
ok

wtf is enzo wearing? looks like he shit his pants

>say the same thing every night
>complement local sports team

just fuck off

>>2338854
BIG KEK

C R I N G E

>le same promo men

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>>2338846
Killer Queen touched that yen

sports are great! how about that local team?!

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LETS GO, BOYS

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>>2338819

Memezo and Big Kek BTFO by Graves

>>2338868
kek

>>2338868
kek

>>2338868

noice.

>>2338868
Good edit

>>2338868
(You)

>>2338864
>>2338868
>>2338875
>>2338876
>>2338877
>>2338878
cringe

>Brock beats Oldberg at Mania in a 5 minute match
>Triumphantly raises the title
>Celebrating with Heyman in the ring
>Cult of Personality begins playing
>CM Punk's face appears on the titantron
>"Hey Brock, at SummerSlam, I'm going to break your face"
How hard do you mark?

>>2338868
>so worked by big dog he made this
KEK

>>2338882
I'd cancel my network subscription

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>>2338868
put me in the screencap

isn't his coffee cold now

why is he such a slow drinker

>>2338882

>only on the Titantron

Punk was last seen getting bitchslapped in a real fight. Make him look strong as fuck in person, or don't bring him back at all

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>>2338868

>>2338868
(Jew)

>>2338882
>CM Cuck
>Beating a legit fighter

>>2338868
argentina represent

>>2338882
>cm punk
literally who

>>2338890
It's ice coffee

Anyone got some spare (you)s sitting around they don't need?

>>2338882
Cuck Man Phil would get destroyed by Lesnar.

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>>2338868

NEW THREAD

>>2338885
>>2338885
>>2338885
>>2338885.
>>2338885
>>2338885

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>>2338889
Whatever happened to the rest of the Ryder Club?

>>2338884
I didn't make it but stay mad tho

The Diaz brothers should come to WWE and Diazpill the weak numale jabronis on the roster.

>>2338904
Deanchump drove them away

>>2338734
Stop posting this annoying Nigger Homo, you nigger

>>2338900
right here, brother

>>2338881
Cringe

>>2338868
based big dawg working the smarks

Whats happened so far i just got home

>>2338934
jericho and owens discussion

they start to fight, samoa joe gets in, then sami zayn

owens defeats sami zayn

neville defeats rich swann

what the fuck is HBK crosseyed?

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>>2338631
January :^)