Here's a recent picture of Rey Mysterio

He's ready brother. He no longer has to wait Jack.

Put the strap on him

GOAT

>>2295736
>2017
>picture quality worse than a Motorola razr

He got a clue, took a shower and hit the weights

I'm assuming he's had sex, so gaining height is the next thing to do

>>2295881
>Having kids
Yeah no kidding he had sex

>that fucking Maury level match

When lucha is ashes...

>>2295736
More like Roid Mysterio

>>2295736
Sheeeeeit. He is jacked as fuck. Based.

He gon' ded soon

His tiny frame can't handle alladat

>>2295874
thats iphone brotha, just put 2 shit cameras and call it revolutionary

>>2295736
>Neville keeps talking shit about the 205 division and how he's the king and no one can beat him
>Suddenly
>BOOYAKA BOOYAKA 619
>Rey pops up from beneath the stage
>When he lands every muscle in every limb rolls up like hose on a reel and he lays on the stage screaming and unable to move


How hard would you mark?

>>2295930
I wouldn't because Rey is boring as tits tbqh m8

>>2295736
Overcompensating for micropenis

>>2295736
Holy shit brother book of nash is at work.

>>2295874
It's called a fucking filter

>>2295736
>recent

his hearts' gonna pop soon

>>2295935
hit the weights ya insecure fattie

>>2296768
His knees are more likely to pop than his heart

>>2295930
Is that because he murdered him as well?

Isn't he in his 40s? That doesn't look healthy.

>>2296768
Like that other guy?

>>2295933
>boring as tits
>El Rey of Lucha Libré

18+

>finding tits boring

>>>/lgbt/

>>2295736
>recent

What was meant here?

>>2295994
It's called ''I fucking dropped my phone and now the photos I take are shit''

>>2298348
yes

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>>2295736

>>2295874
instagram is a pox upon society

>>2295930
>rey tries to do his entrance and gets stuck

>>2295874
He can't afford a smartphone anymore. Steroids come first

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>>2295886
Speaking of which, little Dominic is training to be a wrestler, and he was a football player in high school, is El Hijo Del Rey Mysterio Jr. ready?

>>2295930
>Not coming out based "WHO'S THAT JUMPING OUT THE SKY..."

>>2295933
>Rey is boring as tits tbqh m8

He's fucking a killed a man in the ring before.

>>2301872
>yfw Dominick is only 5'7