SMACKDOWN LIVE GAME THREAD 2

that rollup segment was cringey indie garbage. is it this bad every week lads?

>>2245845
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*ratings drop*

Based Foreskin is gonna be a star

TOWER OF DOOM

>>2245856
>>2245861
Kys fat redditor smark

Why does the tower of doom get pops?

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>>2245849
He fucking better not nigga

>>2245866
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>2245852
>that rollup segment was cringey
Better than having most of the finish actually being rollups like RAM

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we won again bros

Deep Six is based as heck and I don't give a darn if you say otherwise

I love that move from Corbin.

I missed it, why is this match happening?

Based Corbin looking stronk

>>2245875
Desu. It should be his finisher instead of le self rock bottom

Is Corbins deep six the smoothest looking move ever?

>Deep Six isn't his finisher
>Reverse Rock Bottom is
Why?

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>Dean Ambrose has the IC title

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Anybody else wondering if Maryse has a sloushy asshole from being in that latex suit?
I just want to motorboat her ass cheeks and become one with all that anus slime

>>2245871
Said the obese neckbeard with cheeto dust on his face

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Woo woo woooo

why the fuck do they call it a "torpay sewaseeda"

its a fucking suicide dive?
is it too "edgy" and not pg to call it a suicide dive now?

>>2245877
Because SD knows how to book talent

Dean's dive is so shit.

>>2245877
filler

>>2245891
Obviously, but what was the build up? I only saw miz cutting a promo before I had to go briefly

>>2245890
Please be bait

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>>2245889
I miss him

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

>>2245890
Yes
It's a Tope Suicida now

BIG BANTER

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>Titus O'Neil will never be world champion
Fucking racists reeeeee

wow AJ ate the pin

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Based corbin

I'd love to see Baron Corbin go against Mil Muertes

AJ GETTING BURIED LMAO

>>2245890
>fresh bait
pretty tasty

>>2245872
no it's not. And before that, two guys in their knees waiting to take repetitive sidekicks. What the fuck is that shit. This is why no one watches wrestling anymore.

LONELY WOLF MOVING ON UP

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>>2245897
Me too broski. Me too.

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corbins been selling like absolute shit this whole match

Baron might look a but silly with his hair, and his mic skill is arguably the worst out of the eight main eventers, but I'll be damned if I don't mark the fuck out for his moves. They legit sound like they shake the arena, and seem like old school finishers.

Based Alone Awoooo

>>2245894
If this is filler what the fuck is a normal match?

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BASED MARYSE SAVING THE A-LISTER

wtf end of days was that?

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>Corbin got the pin on Styles

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>self rock bottom

First Cena and now AJ

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>mfw I write for Smackdown

>That hairline

Jesus fuck, have him wear a hat or something

>Everyone walks out looking like a million bucks
Now THAT's a match

>>2245902
>assaults Vince
>kisses his son on the lips

What do you really expect?

>>2245908
>This old pasta
>Fresh

BIG BANTZ

Miz bringing back the classics; that was some solid cheating

>That fat piece of shit in the red sweater

About to finna drink some strawberry milk while watching smackdown.

>>2245898
Aqui amigo viendo al LOBO SOLITARIO

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Oh no, he's gonna be the 2nd-last eliminated in Chamber.

That guy in the red shirt behind them is cracking me up

A
FUCKING
DUEL
WOMENS
CONTRACT
SIGNING

Based Corbin won but too bad for AJ.

I still ain't too sold on Corbin lads.
He sucks every time he touches a mic and is still pretty much limited to his spots, he's like, a little better than 2014 Roman but tall.
It's nice they're building him gradually and he's improving nicely, but pins on AJ and shit? Nah.

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>Goldberg vs Owens
Goldberg wins in 12 seconds

Why is Dean not defending the IC title at Elimination Chamber?
What other matches are even on the card besides Becky/Thickie, Nattie/Thikki, and Naomi/Bliss?

>THREE women's matches at EC

Wolf so stronk

>>2245930
What? Please lose some weight

lmao smackdownies

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>>2245935
Problem?

>>2245939
Tag Team mess with probably Revival debut

>>2245920
>anime poster
Get a load of this faggot

Based Smack putting all the woman shit in one segment

>it's a "Charles loses """""her""""" title at a raw" episode

>>2245942
Please stop SEETHING

Is there really any tension when we know Bayleno's gonna win the title on TV then lose it at a PPV? Charlotte is the most protected woman on the roster, and all of her matches are predictable as fuck

kek smackdown is so shit

Corbin's hair is shittier than Dean's

LMAO

>Naomi in the title picture

Fuck, I miss when it was Becky vs Alexa, where it was guaranteed that a white woman would walk away with the title.

Is it just me or does Ryan Ward REALLY love contract signings?

>>2245937
>being this worked
you're on /asp/, act like you been here before

>>2245934
I'm interested to see if they make him move

>>2245947
Yet we can't get enough
Big Mic Carmella when

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>>2245944
>tfw I know where this crop is from

>>2245937
>He sucks every time he touches a mic and is still pretty much limited to his spots

That's a really fair crticism, he's not much of an improviser/brawler.

I'm looking forward to seeing improvement as he grows, I hope the WWE sticks with him.

>>2245955
Worked by what?

was wick 1 good?

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be honest, /asp/...

how many of you have EVER seen a vagina?

>>2245939
>Why is Dean not defending the IC title at Elimination Chamber?
He didn't even defend it at Rumble either. What was the point of giving him the strap if he hasn't defended it in like a month?

im about to run to sonics

should i get the peanut butter shake, cheesecake shake, or strawberry cheesecake shake? I've never had any of these before

>>2245949
About to finna....
About to finna....
About to finna....

>>2245944
DON'T POST IT

>>2245951
Every week another try hard rawtist who gets thoroughly btfo when we win again

>tfw have Corbin's hair
>tfw 9 years younger than him

>>2245940
So progressive

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Post cute pink haired anime girls

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>>2245944
DON'T YOU DARE

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>>2245951

>>2245962
I've seen 15. My penis has been inside 12
True story

>>2245964
Cheesecake shake is okay, I guess.

>>2245963
He did the same thing with the us belt. Deanetty is the guy you give a belt to when you want to bury it.

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>>2245961
yeah, worth a watch

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>>2245962
Yeah, you. *snorts while pushing my glasses up with my palm.

>>2245962
I saw like 8 this morning

>>2245965
Based deanboss working ya into a shoot

>>2245962
in pictures I have

HarpGOAT

LUKE HARPER WHITE HOT. DON'T FUCK THIS UP, WWE, HE'S GONNA BE BIG

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>Harpgod

HARPGOAT

why doesn't he talk more? he seems good at it

Based HarpGOAT

BASED HARPGOAT

SNEK IN THE GRASS

that was actually cool

>>2245972
post a good pink haired anime girl first

Harper promo BASED

I never get tired of winning smackchads

BASED HARPGOAT

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>Harper is going to be fed to Orton

How come nobody ever hacked a wrestlers phone and gotten their phone number and other wrestlers numbers?

When's the last time Harper had a promo?

REMINDER

>WM main event will be triple threat between HarpGOAT, Bray and Orton with Harper becoming champ

>>2245985
>White hot

He's just being fed to SNEK and everybody knows it

BASED HARPGOAT

G O A T

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>I wanna hurt you
>I want you to feel pain
>Randy Orton, at Elimination Chamber, you will be eliminated

Pretty good promo.

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what the fuck? that was actually a good promo

>>2245981
jabronie mark without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,mark

>>2245989
I thought it was Bray talking at first desu

What's with this interview format?

Maybe Harper helps Wyatt win at EC to set up a match between the two?

>>2245962
Just cause a guy watches wrasslin he can't fuck bitches?

Sweet Harper promo

I guess we know another match for EC

>her character is that she wears a hat

>>2245978
CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES

>>2245997
w-what if Orton decides to put Harper over?

HE'S OVER
GOAT PROMO
CAN ANYTHING STOP THE HARTPGOAT!?

>>2245998
Why has Broken Anonymous of Bretcuck never had sex? All good questions!

>>2245944
How is her beef game though?

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>>2245994

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>>2245994

What's up with the divas all wearing chokers lately. Does Vince have a choking fetish?

>>2246001
omg so wet

>>2246020
Still hot as fuck

YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED IN THE WOMB

>this based interview segment
how does smackdown keep doing it?

Not going to lie, I just muted this shit so I can look at their boobs in peace.

>>2245978
post sauce plz

>>2246020
This was a good anime

>>2246013
backwards hat dude

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>Nikki and Nattie's giant tits

Ex uncle?

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>THOSE FAKIES

>>2246007
Ya

>>2245962
>using a counter to make it look like you have an ass

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>>2245994
pink hair 3d

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>>2246023
Trying to appeal to Falcon fans

Rate these tits

Nattie Right > Nikki Right > Nikki Left > Nattie Left

what did Harp do? I was upstairs

>>2246022
mmmm...

FOUR BIG (north) AMERICAN TITTIES

>>2246039
Based

But seriously the chokers do nothing for my dick

>>2246042
cut a promo

Fuck that was a harsh burn


Nikki and BMJ BTFO

OH FUCK

Lmao wtf is going on

All i see are tits

member when they used to do this in the 80s and early 90s. and the wrestlers would be yelling at each other and going crazy

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>>2246039
>28-3

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>not one but THREE """""womens wrestling""""" matches at EC
How can SJWdown even compete?

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>No baby for nikki

Shit...

>>2246042
GOATed all over Randall

yeah girls, fill that time

>>2246040
nikki left > nikki right > nattie right > nattie left

Can we have all women segments like this?

Natty's tits are fantastic, btw.

Finna bout to get comfy with some blankets, Jim Beam, and Grizzly.

Cena confirmed sterile

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>BOOBS: the promo

>>2246039
Solid kek. But fuck off tripcuck.

RAM wins AGAIN!

Lol Becky has tiny pancake tits lol

HAHAHA LMAO

TYSON BTFO

oh shit, right in the baby maker

>>2246016
Not a chance if you want to put over Bray big time.

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>tfw no Nikki and Nattie bra and panties match

WHAT THE FUCK

DIVA sections of SD are actually good??????

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It just keeps going

Am I wrong for wanting Cena to shoot on Natty hard?

> people unironically think this is better than RAW

Week after week the show starts hot and fizzles out after the first half hour. See next week smackdcucks

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>All this filler just so Cena can propose at Wrestlemania

B O O B S
O
O
B
S

THE BANTZ. RAM WOMEN ON SUICIDE WATCH BY TWO FUCKING UNDERCARDERS

>THE SHANTYTOWN OF TYSON KIDD

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>>2246043
Post pink hairded anime girls

This is literally an episode of Real House Wives of WWE
Oh shit now I want that show to be real

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>>2246072

NO, LET ME EAT


BETTER. THAN. FOOD.

>>2246074
Raw is trash every single week, so get over yourself rawtist

natty make me want to nutty

dead audio for Crews v Ziggler.
>the state of those careers

>needing an AI to do some fucking taxes

NIKKI CONFIRMED KEK

Hello?

Where's the audio for the commentators?

Did we just get slides with no voices?

>Nikki with the cum stain on her shirt

>:D vs Ziggler

The absolute state of the mid card

:D

REMINDER THAT TWO UNDERCARDERS, AND ONE THAT CAN'T EVEN WRESTLE GOOD, ARE BOOKED BETTER AND HAVE A MORE INTERESTING STORY GOING ON THAN ANY OF THE RAM WOMEN HAVE SINCE THE SPLIT

>>2246071
This isn't news. We've been consistently blowing raw out on all fronts on a weekly basis.

>>2246080
That's literally what Total Divas is

>>2246013
I guess Nattie's character is yandere for BMJ if I understood the interview right.

Tyson Kidd looks like a cuck
You just know he gets whipped and pegged at home

>>2246060
All those steroids probably nuked his sperm desu

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>>2246079
ok, I think this is my only one

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>>2246074
Rawtists in this much denial

>>2246088

It was really off putting.

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Reminder Nattie married this

>>2246094
No wine throwing or table flipping

anime~

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>>2246096
Yeah, well...

>>2246073
As long as Tyson Kidd is there to watch and eat the creampie.

RAW on suicide watch

>Crews is going to go over on Ziggs and start a feud nobody will care about

>>2246102
They actually had both.

>inb4 live threeway after BIG MATCH JHON buries everyone at elim chamber

>>2246083
naaa senpai. we're seeing the emergence of based big Braun as the best superstars in over a decade. they're actually doing a great job building him up

>michonne is still on walking dead
Jesus just die so I can watch again

>>2246104
Why is total divas so lewd?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tih4ristnZ4

>>2246104
what's the opposite of an erection? I feel that

>>2246105
He will hold Johns penis in place as it ejaculates inside of Nattie

>>2246112
Racist

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>>2246098
get more for next time

Who /:D/ here?

Ziggler looks like hes finally getting into the cocky heel gimmick

>ziggler is still in WWE

Bobby Lashley looks happier than I ever remember him being.

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>Ziggler

>>2246112
>Watching walking zzz anyways
What are you 15?

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:DDDDD

Ziggler can't even get this match on a ppv.

The absolute state

lol Carmella gets a bigger reaction than Zigglor

Crews boobs are bigger than Banks'

Crews will have to win something at some point

>>2246126
But I'm not watching. What are you, retarded?

Thank god that's over

I watched Countdown earlier today

It has nothing to do with WWE past the first twenty minutes and Ziggler beats up an entire police station

Dolph also says fuck in it

>>2246115
BASED MOJO

ADOLPH ZIGGLER

Ziggler needs a manager badly, he cant really heel on his own anymore

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Ziggler should have put Miz over at No Mercy.

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

:D wins post :D

the fuck was that finish?

>>2246132
Why? Losing can be his gimmick.

>>2246128
Racist, but also kinda funny
-Visiting Tumblrite

>One more time chants

CRESTFALLEN ZIGGLES

Remember they brought Lawler for that ONE episode of Smackdown to try to get Ziggler over as heel then fucked off to nothing.

Happy black history month

:DDdd

LUCHA THINGS

>ONE MORE LYNCH! ONE MORE LYNCH!
Holy shit crowd this is a family show.

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>>2246145
>THE STATE OF ZIGGLER

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>>2246140
EXCUSE ME?!

why is ziggler feuding with the CW rejects

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>one more time

Is Zigglers gimmick just beating up minorities?

NOOO, not based :D :D :D :D :D :D

THIS IS TRUMP'S AMERICA

GOOD LUCHA THING

GODDAMN

>>2246153
This is what life is like in Donald Trump's America. I'm literally shaking right now.

Sooo....who's going to face Adolph?

Gotta say, Ziggler's abs look the best ive ever seen them

good kalisto's wearing pants again

>>2246150
>Expecting Ziggler to ever get over again
I bet he misses 2013 so much

>>2246160
he is a trump supporter

>>2246160
this entire feud is a metaphor for the Trump presidency

>Aldoph Ziggler

Blacks and spics hate him

>>2246160
I wish

Based Adolph Ziggler

>Black history month

that beating would have meant much more if ziggler actually won. give his character some nuance

One of the spanish announcer saud that ziggler is bored of life and he should jump from a cliff kek

HISTORY

FIRST EVER DUAL CONTRACT SIGNING

ALEXA, NAOMI, BECKY & MICKIE ALL IN THE RING AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!


How the fuck can Raw even compete?


BTFO!!!!

Adolph Ziggler is a better heel than Miz

>Based White man beating le fippy mexican and smiling black man

>>2246119
yes sir

GUESS WE KNOW WHY OTUNGA IS STILL ON

Whats with all this non wresting negro shit?

>>2246179
lol

>>2246157

Agreed

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SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS

>Black History month segment
>zoom in on only black commentator
>only black wrestlers get to talk about other black people
>isn't even about a black wrestler

>only black people can talk about rosa parks

Segue to Black History Month segment kek

>>2246179
The International banters can be pure gold sometimes

I thought Trump got rid of this bullshit

>>2246172

yeah but then he needs to go BTFO in king's court

>>2246186
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>>2246186
>>2246186
>>2246186
New

>>2246186
>>2246186
>>2246186
>>2246186
>>2246186
New

DARREN YOUNG IS STILL EMPLOYED?

When is Adolph Ziggler gonna go after a Jewish wrestler?

>>2246179
Based spics

its actually patronising to have all these black wrestlers read teleprompters probably written by white people.

Why the fuck do they do this BHM shit? Does every television show this month have a segment now where they have all the black cast members speak on Black History Month?

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>>2246115
Broskis shouldn't fight other broskis.

>Woman whines on a bus
>Symbolic

K

>Yesterday the Black History segment went right into a Popeyes commercial
>Today Black History segment came after a lynching
wew Vince

>Black history promo after Zkylon D segment

>>2246180
getting real sick of everything the Divas doing being called FIRST TIME EVER.

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What's his name again?

>>2246205
Funny story is she lived almost homeless for years and nobody cared

>>2246230

Pastahair

Based Bryan burying Ziggler.

>>2246129
wot

Just once I want mick or daniel to whimsically create a match but then get notified by staff that there's no budget/time or something

I would smark out

>Only the black one comes in shuckin and jivin

LMAO

YOU SEE BECKY THE THING IS BECKY I AM MICKIE JAMES AND I CREATED YOU, I AM YOUR CREATOR AND YOUR DESTROYER THUS I AM THE GODDESS OF THE WOMENS DIVISION!!!!

>7 years of rage

Becky Lynch <Mumbled Irish talk>