Smackdown live game thread #1 reaction image edition.
Based Fatman Michael Hayes Jr.
>>2245444
>mfw they tease Randy vs Bray
>mfw Bray takes the title off Cena and kills WM's ratings in his snoozefest with Randy
>mfw Brock vs Bill is acceptable in 2017
>mfw hard-working guys like Jericho, Owens, Zayn, Rusev, and Miz are given the shaft in favor of part timers and McMahon ass kissers
>tfw Hunter and UnderShaker keep down new talent in favor of their 30 minute mandrama "matches"
>>2245451
Am I the only one who thinks Dana Brooke is disgusting?
>>2245455
She is. And it makes me want to oil up her milky tits and go to town on them even more.
Aca esta su smackhermano papa
>>2245452
Bray vs Snek can be good if they do a gimmick match, bring back Buried Alive.
>>2245459
How can smackdown beat raw tonight bros?
>>2245459
Man that looks delicious as fuck
>>2245444
So hyped.
>Dog = Raw
>Kid = Fans
>Cat = Smack
my opinions on WWE diva's on their hotness
>Alicia Fox
Underrated, she is fucking yummy, especially when she had her giant NATURAL tits, annoying voice
>Bayley
She looks like a chimp with a giant chin, her ass and tits aren't even that impressive
>Charlotte
Manly, no ass, decent tits and legs though
>Dana Brooke
She looks like she's sticky and smelly, her face is disgusting and she's flabby, fake ass, fake tits, fake tan, fake everything
>Emma
rat face and annoying voice, not even that curvaceous
>Nia Jax
Giant ass, decent face, that's it
>Paige
I always found her repulsive, no curves, slag
>Sasha Banks
Horrid hairline and disgusting cunt face, decent legs and ass though
>Summer Rae
Owen Hart in drag
>Tamina
Don't even need to say anything
>Alexa Bliss
I find her overrated, not that hot
>Becky Lynch
0 curves horrid face and horrid voice
>Carmella
Flat as a board and has a tranny face
>Eva Marie
Nice looking body but her face is disturbing, like she had way too much surgery
>Mickie James
Definition of a SLAMPIG
>Naomi
Giant ass, that's it really
>Natalya
Very manly voice and face, thicc ass though
>Nikki Bella
Nice curves but has annoying voice and giant chin
>Cat = RAM
>Water = Ratings
>>2245488
Based Smackcat.
http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/kotdm15/listsleeze.html
Any of these true?
>>2245497
you must be a lonely guy.
>>2245513
woah nigga you expect me to do reading after work
>>2245517
I actually am, I'm 3 months away from being homeless :(
>>2245468
pretty god damn easily, raw sucked
>>2245520
Based
>mfw having to watch smackdown with my loud and douchy relatives
>>2245527
18+
>>2245531
I live with my uncle and my cousin's are over for the week
How early into the show will we be able to say that Smackdown comfortably wins and extends it's eternal undefeated streak?
>>2245527
>not watching it your mates
A ver donde están mis /SMACK/ hermanos?
>>2245540
now
>TFW I already forgot Randy won the rumble
>>2245540
We usually hit that point when the RAM theme hits
The scientific fact that Cena vs Orton is happening now is evident proof that they will not main event Wrestlemania. Bray Wyatt finna win the belt at Elimination Chamber
BASED SNEK
>>2245546
Acá como siempre papi esperando el show A
>>2245540
It's already happened.
>>2245551
I second this and gave snek man obviously
HEEYYYY
NOTHING YA CAN SAY
>>2245459
Goddamn, I love me some al pastor
>>2245546
here, despite Fox Sports not showing Smackdown here
GOAT time
Where's the champ?
Who /Friendos/ here?
CARTER MUST BE SEEETHING
>>2245554
Go back to wooo faggot
Tonight is their last meeting boys
Where the fuck is he?
the yes chant is so gay
Why Otunga still around?
Dbry is literally the GOAT
Romarks on suicide watch
>all these B+ players
fucking disgusting
YOU STILL GOT IT
B A S E D
R
Y
A
N
you guys know he is a DEFINITE hall of famer someday, right?
>Cuck Foley and Steph come out weekly for 20 minute promos to ambivalence, disinterest, groans and sighs
>based Bryan comes out every now and then for a short segment to a rapturous pop and unanimous chants of his name
>>2245568
He's their lawyer.
LGTSS
>RAM
>>2245563
Deanchad never SEETHES dweeb
>>2245542
Don't have any, I'm 26 btw
>one cousin is a dumbass who works at home depot who thinks he's actually done something meaningful to society, he's also one of those "you just gotta have confidence bro" kind of people
>My other cousin is one of those fake intellectuals who talks about atheism, watches le black science man, and talks about oppressed minorities in Taiwan or some other pretentious shit
BIGGEST POP OF THE MODERN ERA
Is tonight the night they set up Miz v Bryan, lads?
>inb4 MIZ interrupts
>>2245565
Randy was such a fucking swaglord early on
>this chanting already
is smackdown at fullsail tonight?
>>2245575
I don't think Smackchads will ever get tired of winning.
Tell me bros, will Bryan ever wrestle again?
>>2245583
BASED
OH MY GOD
THEYRE REALLY DOING D BRY VS MIZ
NUCLEAR HEAT
>>2245583
>>2245583
MIZ MAGIC
BASED MIKE
Miz coming out to announce he's adopted a child so that he can say he was a father before Daniel was
MIZ BOYS!
WHO'S /miz/ HERE?
>Hell in a Cell
Wut?
>>2245583
B A S E D
>>2245583
Its basically Miz gimmick now to get into people that are actually over business.
atleast the crowd is gonna be alive for once
Nice camtoe
THE MIZ IS N U C L E A R
>>2245583
Muy grande mi /SMACK/ hermano
>>2245594
I'd mark for Mizdad
>>2245594
Swerve, it's Daniel's child.
>YESHUA
>*Points to sky (god)*
>YESHUA
>*Points to sky (god)*
Enjoying your occult ritual retards?
>Miz is gonna get stabbed in the parking lot
based Miz here to let us all know it's his kid
>>2245583
AWWWWWSAAAAAAAAHHH
>>2245583
Kek
>Already been a year
Where does the time go?
MIZ VS BRYAN FUCKING CONFIRMED
"you cant wrestle anymore...i dont even know why youre in a wwe ring."
B+ASED MIZ
+
A
S
E
D
M
I
Z
BASED MIZ
Based the miz
Based segment
BTFO ETERNALLY
>>2245606
Hey vigilant Christian, how's it going being a YouTube laughingstock and pretentious faggot?
BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
This faggot is fucking crying
MIZ ON SUICIDE WATCH!
>MIZ BTFO
Based Miz tells the world that the kid is actually Cena's.
MIZ BTFO
BIG BANTZ TONIGHT LADS. CROWD'S ALIVE
SMACK WINS AGAIN LES THAN 10 MINUTES IN
>/ASP/ will defend this
Miz works the smarks
Daniel works the marks
>MIZ WORKING THESE SEATTLESHITS
GOAT SEGMENT
>RAM gets shitty Steph and Foley drama
>Smack gets based Miz and Bryan bantz
wow this is the segment of the year so far
that kid is gonna come out looking just like bmj
Post cute pink haired anime girls
>People ITT hate Miz
How to spot a redditor 101
>MIZ WORKING THE FUCK OUT OF THE MARKS
>DBRY WORKING THEM IN RESPONSE FOR A POP
HOW IS SMA+CK SO BASED LADS
>A heel is actually getting heat and the face is getting cheered
Are we still in the smark era?
I wanna be best friends with Mike Mizanin
BASED BIG BANTZ
>all these smarks
>>2245629
This. A feud between the two reaches all audiences, and that's why it's so good
>Corbin
and the crowd fucking dies
>/ASP/
Huh?
Not Wrestling never stopped you from getting into the ring kinda roasted miz there
>Smack keep running out of time because the fans won't stop chanting
What a time to be alive lads
JEWS MUST BE SEETHING
SEATTLE BLOWING CORPSE CRISTI THE FUCK OUT. BASED AS FUCK CROWD
jesus this dead crowd
THE CHARISMA VACUUM IS HERE
BARON CORBIN!
LMAO
HOW CAN RAM EVEN COMPETE?
Mauro get the fucking name right.
BASED CORBIN
Man i forgot how it felt to see someone actually over.
>Based wolf
This is getting better and better
>This fucking crowd
I love Seattle
>>2245444
P R E S E N C E
Why the fuck is Smackdown so good?
>10 minutes in
>SD ALREADY WINS
BASED LONE WOLF
>inb4 Dean comes out to ruin it
>All three Masters of Bantz in the ring
is it just me or is the crowd a little quiet so far?
Aw shit I expected better bants than that, pretty weak between Miz and Bryan
Remember when Miz buried Borebin on commentary last week? Good times.
>Corbin being sent out with Miz and Bryan
He's fine but he's in out of his league with these two, especially with a mic in his hand.
>>2245635
BASED BIG BREAKFAST
>>2245657
Road Dogg is probably writing these trash talk promos, he's in the SD creative team
>>2245658
B A S E D
A
R
O
N
BASED ISOLATED CANINE
KEK
THIS SEGMENT IS SO BASED LADS
HOW CAN RAW COMPETE?
>>2245657
because based Smack know how to work the crowds and the crowds want to feel involved. RAM crowds don't really give a shit
SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN!!
the fucking cringe right now
i have to switch the channel
dbry worst of all time on the mic
>>2245660
For Fuck Sake
>>2245660
Dean Magic
Deanetty with the HUGE POP
No pop baron
DADDY DEANO
>>2245662
You're going deaf anon.
The crowd is white hot.
Christ, Baron is bald as fuck.
>inb4 match to see who's the last person to enter the Chamber
That pop for Ambrose
>>2245458
I bet they feel like basketballs.
that pop for Ambrose
Do you think miz would ever bring up corbin's hair?
Good crowd tonight
Fuxking meme Ambrose had to show up
Remember when Dean took the IC Title and with it took away all of the title's prestige that Miz gave it?
aj next
tag team match playa
>You look like a shoe
Why the fuck did that make me laugh?
>>2245672
>HOW CAN RAW COMPETE?
Raw can't compete.
>>2245664
Last week commentary was so joke
BASED BIG POP DEANO
TAKE NMOTICE CROWDS ACROSS THE COUNTRY. THIS IS HOW A CROWD IS SUPPOSED TO SOUND. I HOPE THEY STAY THIS HOT ALL NIGHT
>YESHUA
>THE GAOTU... I MEAN, GOAT
He's so over, he's over the rainbow
>CM Punk will never come back
BASED DEAN WORKING THE FAT SMARKS INTO A SHOOT
>>2245668
Why would you cover RAW with RAW?
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
>You stole the motorcycle sound from my entrance music
I thought that was supposed to be a chainsaw at the start
>>2245688
no because Corbin will bring up his hair
>>2245688
i bet hes really insecure about it and nobody wants to upset him for real
BASED
MACK
TRUCK
>>2245693
It's a dumb line at the right moment
REEEEEEEEEE FUCK THAT BALDING FAGGOT
Memebrose is actually decent tonight
>Smackdown knows how to bring a crowd
Raw BTFO
>Foreskin's Mustache
>that guy in the Peruvian national team shirt on the hard camera side
No pop dean
>>2245701
not sure. Didn't make that one
B
M
A
J
>Deano
>Miz
>DBry
Baron is such a sore thumb with these niggas.
Based Deano with the bantz tho
>you stole the motorcycle sound from my entrance music
EVERYONE ON SMACKDOWN OVER AS FUCK
this segment is so fucking based
they have all the right characters
wait for cena.
>The state of Corbin's hair
FUCK YES BOYS AJ IS HERE. LITERALLY UNBEATABLE!
>TICKLE BUTT
Let's play some ticklebutt
>Ticklebutt
>>2245672
They could but they keep tossing Roman into all things main event and he's worse than Corbin...
>>2245667
Who needs that Ryan Ward guy?
Brayy Lmao next
Literally everyone in the ring c an talk on the mic except Baron Corbin lmao
AJ looks like a child next to Dean and Baron
Cena ETA in exactly 1 minute
cap this
>TICKLEBUTT
THE GAY COMMUNITY!?
BMAJ
>Ticklebutt
Wow this segment sucks, needs more Stephanie and Roman Reigns
>Tickle Butt
THE FACT
OF THE
MATTER IS
>>2245694
Who's the bitch?
BASED BIG MATCH AJ
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
CRINGE
>AJ failing to get heat and stuttering like a motherfucker
This heel thing ain't working so well
Turn him face
>>2245737
IN THIS BUSINESS SEFF
>>2245730
He's shorter than DB.
>>2245732
>ticklebutt
NOT A TAG TEAM MATCH
HOLY SHIT
This feels like RAW wtf
Wrestling is so gay
daniel bryan with an animal collective cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzLCgopwJV8
>NOT A TAG TEAM MATCH
I THINK WE NEED
A TAG TEAM MATCH
smackdown is amazing
>ticklebutt
Wasted Teddy moment
SD won
>>2245738
Melissa Satta
How can AJ get the crowd to hate him?
>FATAL FOUR WAY TO OPEN THE SHOW
SMACKDOWN FUCKING WINS
Holy shit
Best SD of the year so far
>no Bray
Why would the winner not be in this?
I like Dean but Luke Harper should be in the chamber instead
Dean should defend his title in a different chamber
>>2245748
>Rawtist SEETHING his show can't work crowds like this
>>2245743
YOU GOTTA
EAT
SLEEP
BREATH THIS BUSINESS
So AJ never getting his 1v1 rematch vs BMJ? Why?
Is the Miz the only main card heel who can generate actual heat?
>NOT A TAG MATCH
i will suck the booker's dick
>>2245742
He's just too over, smarks chant his name even when he tells them to shut up. He just needs to insult them hard, call them a bunch of neckbeards or something.
BASED
Damn im already erect. How does Smackdown do it?
>>2245759
At this point he needs something drastic like cripple Bryan or something
>>2245742
nah AJ is fine senpai
>>2245766
he did a segment with shane and daniel where they gave him the rematch after EC
>>2245764
That segment wasnt really that great and you know it
>a fucking fatal 4 way
Wtf I love Smack even more now
What is AJ Styles's gimmick?
>>2245770
Stop spamming fatty
I love Smackdown, I love this Smackdown, and will probably like future Smackdowns, but I can't help but feel that Smackdown generally benefits from just not being RAW.
>>2245778
He's the fucking best faggot.
>>2245762
He will be at the corner of Orton tonight.
Plus him being low profile is kind of a swerve to not spell him as the one to win.
>>2245751
we need someone to draw r63 moeblob teddy long
>>2245775
Stop being that river in Egypt
>>2245775
segments don't have to be really great when they're against utter shite
>the state of RAM
Where the fuck is kane lads?
>>2245778
Playing Ticklebutt
>>2245778
Southern Boy with the Farmer Strength
>>2245778
Stylin'
>20 minutes already passed
Wow, gonna be a quick show.
>>2245778
Southern boy who's the best pro wrestler in the world
>>2245778
Indie manlet trying to earn respect
>>2245762
Him and Randy have a segment with Cena in the main event
>>2245781
Ya SEETHING
>>2245778
A southern boy
>fatal 4 way
>No one dies
>>2245781
the best faggot? I didn't notice that
corbins wearing a walmart shirt
>>2245778
Choking in matches like everyone else in the Atlanta area.
>>2245787
Gonna come back in better shape as a heel and take the IC title off Dean
I really don't ever want to watch Dean Ambrose ever again
>>2245778
Southern boy with the farmer strength
BASED LONELY WOLF
Boron vs his hairline in a 2-way fatal match when?
>>2245801
well do I have some bad news for you
You have 10 seconds to come up with a way to save Dean.
Hard mode: can't get rid of le wacky lunatic gimmick
Baron just killed AJ
>>2245799
You choke on dick sperg
>>2245798
Its not from Walmart, I have that lone wolf shirt
Jesus, AJ has to check to see if he still has teeth
HOLY SHIT THAT PUNCH WAS LOUD
>>2245807
>save
>got the biggest pop of any of the guys in-ring
>merch and live show draw
He's fine.
BASED BIG BANTER BREAKFAST BULLIES BETAS
That sequence was pretty based 2bh
>>2245807
wacky line is now his finisher
I guess that really was ticklebutt
>>2245806
T-tell me
>>2245787
Still in Hell
>>2245807
Make him crazier. Macho Man style.
Holy fuck this is good
>>2245774
Wut but it wouldnt be for the 'ship anymore.
The fuck was that roll up segment, had me laffin.
RAW's writers are literal retards in comparison to Smackdown's.
>>2245832
THEY'RE JUST HAVIN FUN MAGGLE
>SmackDown mocking Raw's constant surprise roll-up finishes
RAW ON SUICIDE WATCH
Why so much ads?
>>2245828
This Nigga
>RAM
>Opens with over-dramatic segment
>First match is Bayley v. Jaxx (Again)
>SD
>Opens with bantz
>First match is main eventer loaded 4-way
Does Smackdown still win in ratings?
Who is that announcer that's not JBL? He seems like he's trying far too hard. I don't know his name since I just startted watching.
>>2245831
Yeah, that leads to AJ being mad which leads to their Mania match.
>>2245843
Mauro Ranallo?
>>2245833
>mfw I write for Raw
>>2245840
He"s staying in Heck forever
>>2245807
Keep him doing silly things, like dressing like Miz's security and ambushing miz, but stop commentators and social media from referring to it as "Le Crazy", but rather reckless.
Reckless lunatic > Wacky lunatic
Literally can still do Mountie and Hockey costume shticks, but just don't act like its silly.
>>2245842
It will slowly catch up and surpass Raw.
>>2245842
No, it was 1 week.
>>2245842
>Does Smackdown still win in ratings?
They won once. Never ever again., but it's ok I rather have a better quality show than a higher ratings one.
>>2245854
Ef off
>>2245847
>>2245468
NOT have John Cena main event.
>>2245863
Finna cry?
>>2245874
Not as much as you are right now. Also, it's about time you used "finna" correctly you illiterate fuck
>>2245878
Ya finna SEETHING
Damn AJ eats the pin.
BURIED
Corbin isn't too bad his hair just sucks
Smackdown/Raw exclusive PPV's??
?? When did this start happening?
The camera angles constantly moving? Why not just from the hard camera? This is so weird. It looks way more staged like this