why do they overdo the civil rights shit? why is black history month even still a thing? colored people get fucking everything the want, they all need to shut the fuck up for once
Somebody make a non-Ramen gamethread
HISTORY
FIRST EVER DUAL CONTRACT SIGNING
ALEXA, NAOMI, BECKY & MICKIE ALL IN THE RING AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!
How the fuck can Raw even compete?
RAW BTFO!!!!!
>>2246196
downvoted
>>2246196
Stop SEETHING dork
>>2246196
a little too obvious 4/10
Smackdown needs a proper tag team to challenge American Alpha
and I know just the team to do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au0Qgl9m8bw
handing out a free (you) to all replies tonight while quantities last
i got a rare feel to share.
anyone ever...
dare i say it.
fart
and then sniff it and feel kinda proud?
>>2246207
Rate their beef!
Mickie > Naomi > Alexa > Becketty
BASED BEEF
>Woman whines on a bus
>Symbolic
K
Bros I missed the big match
who won the 4way and what did HarpGOAT do?
>>2246213
WE NEED THE GAY COPS TO WIN
>>2246211
Stop sexually assaulting me
What are you guys watching on to get the bits during the ad break?
>>2246206
BASED BIG DOG WORKING THIS DWEEB INTO A SHOOT
Why are they always creating product for men to last longer? Why don't they invent something to make women cum faster?
>>2246221
She didn't whine though. Whitey whined and she didn't listen.
>>2246223
Baron self rock bottomed himself with AJ
Harper wants to eliminate SNEK
>>2246218
Is that you Nia?
>>2246217
thanks baby girl
>>2246228
Did you just sexually harrassed me? Sent, you misogynistic pig ;)
>>2246223
Harper cut a Wyatt-like promo
Grow a bears Dolph
prove the justice of the white race Ziggy
They need to make Dolps voice deeper. He could be something if he didnt sound so much like a queer
Where the fuck is kane lads?
>>2246239
Ya sad lil dweeb ya so mad
1st time EVER AT ELIMINATION CHAMBER
2 on 1 HANDICAP MATCH
Dolph vs Kalisto and Cruise
HISTORY, NEVER BEFORE, NEVER AGAIN.
Smackdown two historic events in mere moments.
E.P.I.C
Based goatman lmao
ADOLPH ZIGGLER BTFO
>yfw Adolph Ziggler beats both of them clean
Apollo Crews and Kalisto vs Dolph Ziggler and a folding chair
>>2246213
just give them to fucking Ascension
I will cummy on that tummy.
>>2246243
Eric Young deep?
Smackdown forgot about the tag teams and they put this random match in a week for ec
Time to fap lads!
I want to rub Mickey's belly
>>2246243
So how do you make your voice deeper? Like mine keeps cracking and I'm 20
>>2246237
here u go my man
THAT DUDE UP FRONT BETTER POST THE PICTURE OF RENEES BUTT
>>2246247
Calm your misogyny, you sexist twat
I smell Arby's
I thought JBL didn't like Dolph because of what he did to Jerry Lawler?
What happened to that angle?
HOLY SHIT BLISS LOOKS AMAZING!
>>2246246
Still in Hell
based adolph ziggler is going over both minorities clean, you read it here first
THICC
PHIL TRIGGERED
>Mickie James' boobs
DAT MILF BODY HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
>Women's """"""wrestling"""""""
Thank God I needed a smoke break anyway
Mickie looks better than all other womyn in the card
Bliss and Lynch are so damn hot
MUH FUGGIN DIIIIIIIIICK
>Dolph talking about giving chairshots to the head
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2246230
Adolph "The Final Solution" Zieghler
I WANNA SLIME THEIR BEEF
Three gorgeous white women are in the ring and even Naomi isn't that bad for a black woman.
>Muh dick
why is she dressed like a farmer?
>>2246274
>SD divas > Raw divas
>>2246267
This Nigga
I'M A MAAAAN
I'M A MAN MAN MAN MAN
>>2246270
Maybe for you little manlet.
>>2246246
reading a magazine about indonesian economics in hell
>everyone dressed up to look nice
>Naomeme in discusting ring gear
Why?
ARBYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>2246282
Why is she dressed at all?
My Dick is about to explode lads Bliss looks incredible tonight
>Naomi's massive ass
be honest, asp
if you had the opportunity to have alexa bliss fart on you
you would let it happen, right?
>Everybody else in casual clothes
>Naomi in her gear
Put some yoga pants on over the gear at least
>inb4 2 of them sign the wrong contracts.
>>2246281
just need to put a bag over naomis head and then she is good
Gotta admit, I like Naomi's gimmick. It suits her
>Milf-fu
>Smol-fu
>Butt-fu
>Potato
>missing her cue to interrupt
off to a good start lel
>everyone else wearing normal clothes
>Naomi nigging down to the ring in rave gear like he's hopped up on MDMA
>All this ass in the ring
bliss looks like an escort
>you will never bury your face in between naomi's big black ass cheeks and take a long, deep inhale of her sweaty, meaty shithole
That's a lot of ass in that ring
>>2246290
BASED B+EEF
Mickie heels so damn well
>>2246305
I want her to escort my dick into her mouth
>>2246291
to hide her lack of tits and boyish body
I can't get over Bliss tonight. About to enter stalker mode.
Is it over yet?
>>2246305
There is no amount I wouldn't pay
I just busted a nut to Mickey
This better leads to a Mickie rape storyline
Don't you dare do me such a tease like this Ward
Mickie's tits looks AMAZING
>State of the ring
Bringing Mickie back as a heel was a mistake
Based Thiccie getting rid of that ugly skank
adolph ziegler is winning after crews turns on kalisto and becomes zig new bodyguard, cap this
>LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU
>Mickie saying she's the most experienced
whoever wrote this promo knew exactly what they were doing
>My obsession... with TRISH
>>2246296
she's an ape, she doesn't have normal clothes
>Becky is going to start talking soon
GUYS, PLEASE EXPLAIN, HOW COME RAWS WOMENS DIVISION SUCKS SO HARD COMPARED TO SDL? SDL JUST SEEMS SO MUCH MORE FLESHED OUT
>So Much Ass
Mickie James should be champ and face Auska
>>2246314
Huh?
Naomi's Ass!
Wait
Isn't this the same line Nattie used on Nikki
Mickies tits have me distracted from Bliss.
They have power level unknown.
>The past is the past.
>Now the past isn't just the past.
Make up your mind, women.
Mickie is GOAT
>>2246254
FUCKING THIS
>>2246318
Mickie is the lesbian character that Stephanie said she wanted a while back.
>mfw Mickie does a vag claw to Becky in EC
Mickie Jamessssssssssssssssssss
>you will never fall into Mickie's rack
>>2246296
Maybe that's what she always wears.
>Mickie and Becky
>Beef and Potatoes
i wish alexa bliss would fart next to me.
Why does she talk about all her success and then she challenges some random girl who isn't even champion? Like, if you are so good, fucking go for the title. Why waste time curbstomping a young Irish lad?
please don't talk potato
Haters can't potate-us
Damn Alexa Bliss is hot. I want to give her anus a tonguing
>Mickie and the Mouse
LITTLE TROLL
LMAO BTFO
>Becky speaking
U cum bok
I wish Mickie James would fart in my general direction
>>2246341
Am I supposed to see tits in this picture? Because I see tits.
Wtf is this troll looking cunt saying
didnt expect that orange haired broad to have an accent.
ALSO ALL DAT ASS
Mickie looking good tonight
For how bad Becky has been on the mic, this is honestly one of her better promos.
Can someone translate what that potato nigger is saying? I can't comprehend.
Becky shitted on mickie
>slap you back to the past
>>2246339
>she discovers Becky's penis
SHE'S GONNA SLAP YOU BACK TO THE PAST
Never heard Naomi on the mic.
Can't worse than Bex... damn
>>2246358
Is this your first night watching smackdown?
>>2246364
Something about trolls
I missed the fatal 4 way, was it good?
SEATTLE WHITE HOT TONIGHT
BECKETTY ABSOLUTELY BTFO
HAIR DYE
BTFO
>>2246358
nice shit taste in fetishes
oh shit the bantz are real
BECKETTY BTFO BY BASED BIG MIC BLISS
Becky and Alexa Bliss are wearing the exact same pants....
this is fucking awkward....
>you will never have a 3way with Mickie and Bliss
Post beef
The women dont talk well at all, they have the occasional good promo but jesus
>>2246366
oh yeeeesh
You kids know this is fake right?
Post cute pink haired anime girls
>>2246369
I heard her during a bit of NXT season 3
She was alright, by far the best one on the mic on that season
It's like Naomi's not even there, AH LUV IT MAGGLE
Kek blacks btfo
STOP LETTING BECKY TALK
Rekt
>i completely forgot about you naomi
Order you creampie these chicks...
Bliss.. then mickie... then Bliss again... Then Bex.
>>2246369
Naomi...can't talk
She can fight well, but talking is...not her strong suit
>this based seattle crowd
>this based segment
great i love it all so much
>>2246384
Sauce?
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS......
STAHP WIT DAT FOOLISHNUSS
>>2246380
>>2246376
thx my mans
so is this early set-up for Trish vs Mickey return for Mania.
Can someone translate what she'll do to Bliss?
>snatching you bald
That's Bliss, not Banks
>the nog speaking
*smacks lips*
AYO HOLD UP
T W I C E
W
O
T
I
M
E
S
>Naomi screaming in Ebonics
Get her far far away from a microphone
Becky Lynch <Mumbled irish talk>
Naomi <Mumbled black talk>
>>2246393
cringey muh dream
>>2246392
Mickie, Mickie, Mickie, Bliss, Naomi, Becky
YOU SEE THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
This segment is too fucking long and unnecessary
They aren't even killing the crowd
Raw BTFO
>nigger
>kyke
>irish
>>2246392
>Bliss
>Mickie
>Becky
>kill myself
>>2246379
Sorry are you a girl? Who gives a shit if they have the same pants didnt even notice that too busy looking at mickies tits and naomis huge ass
>>2246364
Don't you have a show to be running, Dunn?
Why the fuck did Dolph look so happy when he came out
Did he turn face again
Will he ever be as over as when he cashed in money in the bank?
DAMNNNNNN
DRUMPF BTFO
That was a based kick fron NaoGOAT.
>that kick
>>2246408
Sin Cara <Mumbled hispanic talk>
Should they all form a stable?
Damn near botched the plancha spot
BASED ASS GODDESS
typical negress behaviour. Alexa was just standing there and she gets attacked for no reason
God damn that KICK
>A woman not killing herself on a dive
Well would you look at that
Why do all the girls have to dye their hair
How long until Mickie dyes her hair?
JEW VS NOG
Well that's why she came out in full gear
This confirms Bliss retains right guys? Please
>>2246425
A little too obvious with Alexa putting up her arm
>threw them back into the ring so they could get out again
why?
>face
>attacks first
Why does WWE constantly do this?
>meet for the first time ever
JBL : Two of the greatest superstars of this generation.. Naomi and Becky Lynch.
lmao
GET THAT ANGRY APE OFF OF MY FUCKING BLISSFU
>>2246429
Where's a pussy cop when you need one, amirite?
Reminder that we won't get to see Renee in wrestling gear because some idiot backstage wants to save the Miz/Maryse match for John/Nikki.
>The """face""" acting like a heel
Smakdown please, unless this is for a heel turn don't do this
Christ her legs are a million keks long
Not even a bad segment, honestly. Way better than anything the raw women have done in recent memory
This piano promo is a little scary to be honest guys
HOLLA HOLLA
>>2246392
Mickie, Mickie, Mickie, Mickie
MUH FUCKING DICK
american alpha is so fucking bad
>tfw a sleepy boy but want to watch rest of Smack
>>2246432
WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO THE TAG DIVISION? JUST HAVE AA FACE ONE TEAM WEEK AFTER WEEK LIKE A TAG VERSION OF THE US OPEN CHALLENGE
This trailer is pretty nice
Based Midcard Deano
>>2246444
Good, she's plain as fuck
Naomi will botch that over the top rope dive one day and when it happens it will be ugly
>>2246448
>there will be nowhere to hide!
Literally no one has ever hidden from a match.
Alexa is a great heel, her mannerisms and the way she talks and reacts on the spot reminds me of HBK.
Why are these faggots tag team champions?
>>2246442
your Blissfu is about to get BLACKED
>Miz's "Me"
>>2246432
SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO YELL AT YOU, I MEANT TO REPLY TO OP
>>2246408
>These are two of the three women's faces on Smackdown
wew
>>2246460
People hide under the ring all the time
>>2246458
looked like the one she just did landed her face first into the ground
>>2246444
those sweaters only work only girls with yuuge tits
Why do American Alpha have the titles when no one gives a shit about them?
>>2246444
Am I gay if I am more attracted to Jericho than to Renee?
>>2246416
Both the Irish and Jews are white.
>>2246473
To be fair no one gives a shit about any of the tag teams except maybe Rhyno and Slater.
>>2246475
/pol would say other wise
But then again it's pol
>>2246408
To be that was one of Becky's better promos.
But holy shit Naomi should never talk. Just kick people.
Angle needs to make the Worlds Greatest Tag Team with Alpha
>>2246473
The WWE often thinks that if they put titles on someone no one cares about then the people will care about them
>>2246474
Yeah, but I don't care if you don't.
>>2246475
>Hooknose niggers
>Potato niggers
>White
>>2246479
Jews are semite
Irish are just white niggers
Apparently that ring gear Naomi was wearing can also light up
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQMVeHDBUDm/?taken-by=trinity_fatu&hl=en
The Smackdown tag team division is a literal circus show. Every single team has some sort of retarded gimmick like gay cops, devil worshipers and 1960s jobbers.
Who the fuck thought this would be a good idea?
>>2246481
even just Shelton Benjamin joining them would be great
Based Heel Usos
WHY ARE THE TAG DIVISIONS ON BOTH SHOWS BOOKED SO BADLY WHEN THE TAG DIVISION IN 2002-04 WAS SO FUCKING BRILLIANT
Based Vaudevillains about to get the pin on Fashion Police
>Gay Cops on the face side
lolwot
>>2246478
Wyatts were also over as fuck.
SD just has no time for them. You've got the WWE Title Picture, the upper midcard, and Wyatt segments on most shows. Then you've got two, sometimes three """women's""" segments which is absurd. There's just no time because for some reason some asshole thinks SmackDown needs three (3) women's feuds going right now.
Oh boy, here comes le generic Chad tag team champions with literally zero charisma.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ascension or Vaudevillains winning?
I can only dream.
PLEASE WIN GAY COPS
PLEASE
what did AJ say at the start of the show again?
>>2246488
Pro wrestling is a fucking circus show
>>2246486
that ass is out of control
>>2246473
whats their gimmick? they dont act very american, they're just...random dudebros
>>2246484
fucking kill youself as soon as possible
SD tag team division is shit
Alexa was cute tonight!
Haven't watched in months, what happened to slater and rhyno?
>>2246493
Their first appearance they gave JBL a ticket and were faces
>>2246488
what does RAW have?
Man what the fuck happened to the Vaudevillains.
They went from headlining tag team ppv matches with new gay and then literally nothing.
>>2246489
Angle, Alpha, Benjamin, Swagger. World's Greatest Stable
>>2246493
They're /ourguys/ after all.
>>2246488
I really like it actually. It feels like the tag division of old. The problem is they have literally no air time and therefore no time to flesh out their gimmicks.
I think Gay Cops vs. Alpha could be a GOAT feud.
ASCENSION PLEASE WIN
>>2246478
a lot of people like the heel usos, but they haven't gotten a push yet
>Neither raw or smackdown are capable of booking the tag team division
Fuck my shit up senpai
>>2246500
At least you can see a SD tag team match with your father unlike RAW with the three homoerotic niggers.
>>2246493
tweeners innit
>>2246510
Everyone backstage hates them.
>>2246510
>this is the most under used tag team
This twink faggot needs to shave those nasty pits
The gay cops are faces?
BASED GAY COPS
>>2246510
Simon Gotch catching too much heat
>English's hairy pits
>>2246510
what happened to them was exactly what we knew would happen to them
smack's tag division gets no attention because vince doesn't like tag matches and couldn't care less about smack
>>2246471
I agree she landed on her fucking face too far right.
>>2246488
>Olympic America dudes
>Hot cops
>Post-apocalyptic devil worshippers
>Vaudeville act
>A redneck and a huge politician
>Samoan gangsters
Pretty great.
>>2246510
Gotch is such a Jannetty that he drags Shawn down with him
>Ryno still this fucking over
what was that chant
we want....?
>>2246522
Yes
They are the protagonists
>>2246532
Rhyno
>>2246496
>RAMcuck seething
RHYNO OVER AS ALL FUCK HOLY SHIT
>>2246532
Rhyno
>>2246511
I really want Angle back, even if he's just a manager who sometimes interferes.
>>2246534
At least they're entertaining
>>2246507
Anyone???
>>2246532
Lana
i wish Viktor and Harper could team up
No character development that's why the division sucks
>>2246541
They became the most over tag team on SD
>>2246507
Got super over and won the tag team belts via a contract storyline. Somehow still over after all this time.
>>2246541
Jobbed to the Wyatts who lost to the Betas
>>2246532
Gyno. Oregon recently had planned parenthood funding stripped
>>2246539
I think a heel turn is exactly what Alpha needs, They could be good cocky heels i think
>>2246532
roman
>>2246547
Are they done as a team?
Lads this scramble is a necessary evil
Whoever wins on Sunday will then go on to have proper 2 v 2 matches/feuds with the rest of the division
>>2246552
Apparently not
>>2246541
They were really over, won the belts, lost to the Wyatts, and have been in a weird state of breaking up/staying together for awhile.
Vaudvillain gets in through the bottom rope
what the fuck
>>2246515
This but it sometimes is confusing since they look like 2 random guys from a club. Every now and then I go, "Who the fuck are those 2 random guys at ringside?"
>>2246479
To /pol/, 90% of white people aren't white due to who the fuck knows...
Heel Usos should win the gold on sunday
Is harp still doing his YAH YAH YAH thing?
>>2246552
No because Zack got injured
>>2246557
Thats a shame I really liked the white trash gimmick, should've fleshed it out a little longer
>>2246559
He's from a bygone era
>Kane will never join The Ascension
>>2246549
>Angle comes back
>Sides with Alpha as their mentor, they turn heel
>Shelton Benjamin returns and joins the New Team Angle
>They get joined by Dolph who starts exclusively rocking his AMERICA tights
>yfw stable with Kurt leading them consisting of Dolph, Shelton, and AA
>Rhyno being this over
Cops vs Thugs
>2017
>Most over tag wrestler is Rhyno
Kay Ee Kay
>>2246570
Based
LOL ASCENSION WINS
>>2246566
Where the fuck is he
ASCENSION WON A MATCH!
ASCENSION PUUUUUUUUUSH
OHHHHHHH
WE WILL RISE
GORE
>>2246568
Love it
What in the fuck
>a flying knee is now a finisher
i want this era to end
>The Ascension Win
>The Ascension win
Literally can't remember the last time I heard that
Wait I just realized, are there going to be fucking THREE women's matches at EC?
The absolute state of CuckDown.
>The Ascension win
W-whoa, what?
BASED
>The Ass Scention wins
>>2246568
This would unironically be a good stable, with the exception that aa can heel. Everyone else is better heel but I doubt they can be bad guys
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
/ASC/ BROS UNITE
WELCOME TO THE WASTELANDS FUCK
>>2246568
no Ziggler
they need Swagger
THEY HAD ONE JOB. RHYNO IS OBVIOUSLY OVER AS FUCK. AT LEAST THE ASCENSION HAS SOMETHING TO DO I GUESS
HOLY FUCK ASCENSION MADE THE PIN
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD
A+SCENSION
+
S
C
E
N
S
I
O
N
Accession is the first team out on sunday
>>2246575
Still in hell
>>2246582
Forgetting Bryan already?
>Ascension is finally getting a push
I waited so long
What a fucking time to be alive lads
Talk over your entire scene about being in the scene
WELCOME TO THE WASTELAND
BASED
AS
FUCK
Even the commentators couldn't believe it
>>2246599
I stopped watching WWE right before he got over
What? Ascension wins? IMPOSSIBRU!
>>2246599
At least with Bryan he gets to get impulse for the impact, a flrying knee is soft in comparison.
>>2246598
This Nigga
Hype Bros are going after the titles once Based Z gets back
>>2246596
BASED
THE GREAT DEBATE
it's amazing how over Rhyno always is
>>2246610
Man 2015 was a shitty year to be a Kane fan with how much they jobbed him.
>Ascension vs. Hype Bros
>Strangely ok with this
>>2246613
>unironically being left twix
ISHYGDDT
>Corbin pins AJ
>Ascension pins Rhyno
What is this, putting over the young talent night?
>>2246617
He jobs himself
https://twitter.com/wwe/status/829128400291852289
Based Big Chad Mojo
>>2246613
Didnt right Twix already win?
>>2246614
Why is it everyone who does a spear gets incredibly over except Roman? What is he doing wrong?
>>2246617
I know and in 2017 he isn't even here
>>2246621
Young always wins before ppvs as these matches mean nothing
How did it take this long to put RnR express to get into the HOF?
More McMahon bad blood
>>2246622
As bad.
New thread I guess
>>2246625
>>2246631
RnR was just on TNA
>>2246635
It's not like we need one
>>2246497
Dream no more
Wait. On Sunday it isn't Luke vs Randy for the belt?
I assume Luke is winning then right?
>>2246783
kek of course not, Randy will win 100% and clean too.