Rate our Rumble winner
3rd thread and still an hour to go, nice
>You will never have Becky eat Namoi's Ass
>>2223276
Based Viper/10
Who /feeltheglow/ here
>>2223276
Based/10
Will put Bray over.
They came from
....behind
>>2223259
>you will never bury your face in between naomi's big black ass cheeks and take a long, deep inhale of her sweaty, meaty shithole
Where the fuck is he
>>2223276
11/10
>>2223276
23/30
WHERE ARE MY GAY COPS
I WAS PROMISED GAY COPS
P R O G G R E S I V E
Tye Dillinger when
>>2223259
Just in time for the neon negro Naomi!
Becky should start doing suplexes again
>>2223305
Still in hell
>>2223277
AJ should turn babyface
>>2223311
205 Live
>Becky likes puns
Don't remind me Mauro
>>2223305
He's in Back at the Barnyard as Dr.Pig
For your big fat Information Carter, John Cena vs Randy Orton is the highest drawing feud of all time.
>>2223317
IDK I love smug AJ
MOMMY
two woman matches already?
Repost since I posted at end of last thread
Why is the best solution to just "turn a person heel"
Apollo, Roman, and Ziggler(finally happened) all people who needed a heel turn.
Yet, very rarely do people say 'X' needs a face turn.
Seth needed one, but it took way too long, and was shit.
And now currently, now one really needs a face turn.
Sheamus maybe? But meh.
>>2223320
Weights too much
DAT MICKIE
>>2223303
>>you will never bury your face in between naomi's big black ass cheeks and take a long, deep inhale of her sweaty, meaty shithole
>Glowfire
muh diiiiiiiiiiiiiick
>>2223320
He's 20 pounds too heavy and like 6 inches too tall
>>2223325
prove it
Mickie James is the real Thicci
M-M-MOMMY
HEY MICKEY
>>2223315
This nigga
Lotta thicc in this match
Becky's there too I guess
>>2223311
have they said which roster he is on? or was the rumble spot just a fun thing and he's still in nxt?
I WANT TO BREED ALEXA BLISS
FUGGGG
>>2223329
smarks like heels so they can seem cool by cheering for the bad guy
MILFIE JAMES!
>>2223327
>nigger and potato nigger vs whites
Should be good
>Not using Hey Mickey
>Not shitting on CM Phil
>>2223325
filtered
Dean Ambrose looks like a Lesbian
for your big fat information
this is our imagination
me and my friend bradley
what you know is what you see
stick around, and help us to explore
see the world, like you've never seen before
stace: real mature bradley
bradley: hahahhahaa
russell & lance: hey scradley....what
we get up, we get down
sometimes we just clown around
what we make is what we feel
bradley: yeah like mealworms from uranus
Stace: BRADLEY GET REAL!!
stick around, theres a whole world to explore
sights and sounds
you aint never seen or heard before
sing it loud
all you have to do is stick around
THICCCC
Four different girls, all different varieties of next level attractiveness.
Meanwhile RAM only gets girls with meh bodies and ugly as fuck faces
>>2223344
becky has good thighs just nothing in the trunk
Rate this smackdown so far
>>2223361
7/10
>>2223352
Injun hick wannabe
>white
>>2223276
Bland/10
Hopefully we get a Wyatt triple threat at Mania.
Do we really even need heel or face? Its annoying and it blantantly makes 0 sense most of the time.
>>2223329
Because it's more difficult to be a face since you need to connect with the fans in some way. Faces draw the money regardless of what the memers on this board say the draw is always the face
>>2223361
Would fuck it's ass/10
Guys, I am legit in love with Bliss. I don't want to become obsessed stalker tier tho.
So we have three whites and a black. Do we root against based Becky because of Naomi?
>>2223349
>>2223353
GOAT
MOMMY I NEED SOME MILK
is this a maryse episode?
Pink haired anime girls?
mickie has a bigger gut than i thought
>>2223361
8/10
Corpus Christi brings it down a peg.
kek what the fuck was that naomi
>There's only an hour left
>>2223360
What did Charlotte do to stop having a concave ass?
She's gotta send that to Becky
It legitimately hurts my heart that I will never have a Bliss gf
Fugg lads
>>2223352
kek phil would fume over that. SEND IT TO VINCE!
>>2223361
Trash/Garbage
>>2223377
WHWRE'S THE TAG CAHMAPIONS Of SMACKDOWN
Why is my Blissfu hiding her yummy tummy?
>>2223382
i hate this feel
Naomi's great entrance makes me wonder.
How many people got over, slightly over just because they had a great entrance?
Anyone have the opposite problem? Shit entrance and theme?
>>2223373
DON'T POST IT
As a black man i feel i need to say this.
We're not saying white lives dont matter, butbyou have to acknowledge youre speaking from a podium of privledge and you seem to not care about the lives your choices are oppressing (Hispanics, Muslims etc)
>>2223384
got sorta fat for a bit and then lost the weight lifting
>>2223361
12/10 rawtists btfo
>>2223386
>she's taken
SHUT UP! I'll fight that manlet never getting a call up.
>>2223394
Memesaro seems to have this problem, though I actually like his theme
>>2223382
delet
these camera angles are atrocious and exposing the bizness!
>>2223314
Cesaro by far has one of the shittiest themes and entrances (because his theme is so shit). That arm pump thing he does is stupid as fuck to though.
>>2223403
the fuck???
>>2223394
F A B U L O U S
kills the arena.
>>2223397
Fuck off to reddit
>>2223299
dead gyro copters everywhere
Based Naomi will go over at EC right?
>Planet Fatness ad
>>2223396
>>2223394
Pretty much everyone on the roster that isn't Bray and Fergal.
>>2223399
>not lifting, then cutting
Literally hit the weights
>>2223394
Carmellas theme is fucking tragic
>>2223378
Fag detected...
Just kidding, i respect your opinion, bug beg to differ.
>>2223415
>>2223406
>depressed Wojack
Isn't that a little redundant
>>2223403
White """"people""""
>>2223415
>>2223397
Actual black guy here, fuck you if you think this. If you're born in America, you have the same opportunities as everyone else, you just have to push yourself to achieve it, and I've seen a lot of hood people that do nothing with their lives and wonder why they can't do anything later on
for your big fat information
this is our imagination
me and my friend carter
what you know is what you see
stick around, and help us to explore
see the world, like you've never seen before
carter:based big dog
/asp/: real mature carter
carter: hahahhahaa
Triphammer & Mods: hey cuckter....what
we get up, we get down (erections)
sometimes we just clown around
what we make is what we feel
carter: yeah like big meaty dicks from uranus
/asp/: CARTER GET REAL!!
stick around, theres a whole world to explore
sights and sounds
you aint never seen or heard before
sing it loud
all you have to do is stick around
>>2223394
Everyone that's been in NXT. Only there music is over.
DJ Khaled vs. Kevin Owens vs. Samoa Joe at Wrestlemania confirmed?
Digits and Kurt Angle in 30 minutes
>>2223417
idk
she got chubby then she stopped being a rectangle a few months later and her ass started hanging out of her bottoms
what if we make a fried chicken taco shell? it will make hsfloug cfbduosrt4bwr72 3
>>2223402
>He stays up past his bedtime
Whoa whoa cool it tough guy
>>2223425
Is this copypasta?
>>2223425
preach, uncle Tom
>>2223394
Balor and Itami have pretty badass themes
>>2223397
>>2223432
I unironically want one
>>2223422
Yes
>>2223394
Ceasaro had shit music for his entrance.
>>2223436
itamis is too choppy choppy pee pee for me
>>2223425
This is true. Anyone who lived in or around the hood would know this
>Becky getting a loud pop
>In Corpus Christi
>>2223435
Ya don know mah nigga fuk dem rich crackas dey all millionairs and us blak pepul struglin in da hood cuz of dem
Mickie is so lewd
>>2223444
>>2223429
>"Congratulations, you played yourself"
>DJ Khaled hits Kevin Owens with Sweet Chin Music and pins him for the Universal Title
How hard would you mark?
>10 underaged girls in the crowd chanting for becky
>they don't know she's deaf and it means nothing
these feels
is JBL on a high dose of cocaine tonight or what
>cameraman getting lots of close up ass shots of Bliss
BASED
Blissboi if you're lurking I hope you're capping those
>>2223447
What a strange time to be alive
>veteran
>doesnt go for the cover immediately
stop mauro
>This Thread
>>2223458
Smackdown is an anomaly.
Why ahs Bliss been wearing a shirt lately?
>>2223456
Ellsworth purely exist to get a rise out of JBL at this point
why didn't you tell me Naomi is good?
>>2223461
you have to go back
That was a pretty good hot tag sequence
for someone with a shitty finisher, Naomi sure is over
Naomi is underrated as fuck
>>2223468
Because she's not?
>>2223470
i got beef with the jump cuts. backstage truck is fucking up
>>2223468
And over.
What the fuck Naomi how is she being this good.
>NAOMI GETTING A PUSH
B A S E D
>>2223412
kek
Naomi fun to watch
what's the main event
>>2223473
wrong
>>2223463
to sell it
>it's a champ eats the pic episode
Business as usual.
>>2223463
Maybe being champ makes her nips hard
That is a really LEWD pin Naomi
>it's a Naomi push
Fuck that kick looked brutal
>>2223478
She's a botch machine that does cool spots
When it goes well it looks good but usually she fucks something else
>>2223473
eye patch naomi was best, floundered. and regressed til lightshoes gimmick
for your big fat information
this is our imagination
me and my friend carter
what you know is what you see
stick around, and help us to explore
see the world, like you've never seen before
carter:based big dog
/asp/: real mature carter
carter: hahahhahaa
Triphammer & Mods: hey cuckter....what
we get up, we get down (erections)
sometimes we just clown around
what we make is what we feel
carter: yeah like big meaty dicks from uranus
/asp/: CARTER GET REAL!!
stick around, theres a whole world to explore
sights and sounds
you aint never seen or heard before
sing it loud
all you have to do is stick around!
>that guy with the Feel the Glow sign in the front row
This is not a piss break anymore
>>2223484
>Blissfag SEETHING
Give naomi a new finisher and work on her promos. Shes damn good
>>2223483
All you need to know is Dean is in it so expect record lows
C'MON AND FIGHT BACK
>>2223488
Who has the gif of Natalya just getting her face buried in Naomi's ass
That pin tho
>mfw Naomi will win the Smackdown Women's Championship this year
>>2223463
Advertising, the more the shirt is seen, the more it sells.
Naomi looking strong against the champ.
>>2223453
Would unironically be my favorite Wrestlemania moment desu senpai.
>>2223394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvc4EOjRweU
>>2223496
It's been fap matches on Smackdown nonstop
>>2223486
why have they been doing this so fucking much lately. between tonight and raw its happened like 12 fucking times
Smackdown is so good they made Naomi elite
>>2223483
Probably AJ/Dean.
>>2223499
where tf is angle
Time for The Revival?
I tuned in just as Orton pinned Cena, what did I miss?
*0 pop*
Nxmeme btfo
KURT ANGLE WHEN
>>2223511
>Elite
New tag champs confirmed.
for your big fat information
this is our imagination
me and my friend carter
what you know is what you see
stick around, and help us to explore
see the world, like you've never seen before
carter:based big dog
/asp/: real mature carter
carter: hahahhahaa
Triphammer & Mods: hey cuckter....what
we get up, we get down (erections)
sometimes we just clown around
what we make is what we feel
carter: yeah like big meaty dicks from uranus
/asp/: CARTER GET REAL!!
stick around, theres a whole world to explore
sights and sounds
you aint never seen or heard before
sing it loud
all you have to do is stick around
NERDS
NERDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
THESE GUYS ARE NERDS
COME ON BASED BREEZANGO
AA exposing that their title are meaningless.
>>2223512
because hes a weird dude
American Alpha's suck imo.
They are dull.
Heel turn please.
INCOMING SPIRIT SQUAD
Where the fuck is kane?
REVIVAL PLS
Who /RAW/ here
>>2223508
Did you fap to my boy Bray?
>>2223503
>based big scripts Ward elevating all the rising stars of the division
>>2223445
I feel like it's the equivalent of "Just be yourself bro".
Open challenge?
>S A Y
> E
> A
> H
>Naomi being booked strong just so Alexa can pin her at the PPV to get Alexa over even more
>>2223532
>>2223536
OH FUCK PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>2223530
Have sex before you post again.
>American Alpha is doing an open challenge
>mfw they do it every week
its happening
GAY COPS ARE TAKING THE TITLES
AA exposing the business lmaooooo
I think they'll drop it to someone in the crowd.
>tfw it won't be Animal and Heidenreich
So Bliss is really buried baka
Every Champ on SD has been pinned CLEAN tonight
>>2223539
still fapping, I have him playing on YT on a loop
Who gonna accept???
Miz maybe?????
A whopper junior cant even fill a toddler. Get that shit off my tv
>>2223544
SEAH
>>2223544
Please this i wanna mark out real bad
>>2223507
This is such a no pop song.
Sounds like a song in a Zoolander knock off
>>2223511
So is everybody just going to forget that naomi beat bliss clean a few months ago?
>>2223545
Ew, anyone have pics if Becky without makeup?
>>2223498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvGzbzTJZRc
her headscissors ddt should be her finisher
>>2223532
>>2223536
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.
>>2223545
shes so pretty im literally swooning
>>2223503
>putting the belt on black person in Trump's America
>>2223555
Bless you, anon
>>2223536
Oh yay more overhyped NXT wrestlers that are only over with the fat smarks at full sail...
>>2223562
>Sounds like a song in a Zoolander knock off
That was his gimmick
Based gay cops are coming out lads
Revival are injured
>>2223563
That was a lifetime ago in wrestling
Based kane gonna win the tag team titles by himself
>>2223570
18+
Where is le 10 man
>>2223547
Take a shower and lose some weight before you post again. Or better yet, get a clue and go back to /wooo/
>>2223551
no problem, man. enjoy the rest of the show
>>2223579
she really likes doing that
>>2223540
Somehow it feels like Ward didnt write this show. There hasnt been any good promos or segments.
>>2223530
>s-sure thing mastah! Whity be nice and fair
kek
BASED ASCENSION COMING OUT
>>2223570
Why is it a thing on asp to hate talent?
>tfw I had to miss over an hour of SD
what happened other than Harper/Cena vs Wyatt/Orton
>>2223568
But then Donnie can point at Naomi and say,"There's my African American!"
Where's my Becky pics? I need to fap!
blow
yo
min
>>2223576
working an nxt house show
I LOVE SMOKING PLEASE STOP SHOWING THIS ADS
>>2223579
Can you imagine 69ing with her like that?
>>2223584
enjoy getting beheaded by your filthy kinsman when you arrive in your third world shithole.
>>2223557
I wanna see the Miz 1v2 them, win the titles and then Bryan comes out and goes "You can't be tag-team champions alone, dude" and overrules it so they stay champions
>>2223592
WTF I LOVING SMOKING NOW?!
>>2223570
>Named tag team of the year and MOTY by WWE itself
>overhyped
go watch old RAW reruns if you're so assblasted about it, faggot
>>2223589
mega nz/fm/#!tMw0BCBR!IkzdHeZ5uUTjOXGqHvQQwx1IAZwxv77_hAed268bDgc
>>2223579
>tfw just started becoming interested in chocolate booty a week ago
>Naomi is now my goddess
prepare to be disappointed lads
wew nice talking smack tonight
The way he announced that made it sound like this'll be a weekly thing
BRYAN'S BACK
BRYAN'S BACK
SAY YEAH
OH FWARRRRRRRRRRRRK
IT BEGINS AGAIN
And im butthurt
>>2223587
Naomi is based and won for her team (With Becky vs Bliss and Micky).
Carmella beat a qt jobber.
Thats it.
wtf is wrog with corpus crusty?
GAY
>Usos
fuck these guys are ghetto as fuck
lol
goodnight
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
if dubs Revival incoming
fucking based
usos you have hunicos old gimmick now
>>2223601
I ain't clicking that shit. Could be CP or something.
>USOS
oh cool heel usos
i dont hate this
UCE!
USO CRAZY MAGGLE
/uce/ IS BACK
based ascension yes plz
This is gonna set up a Revival debut down the line.
Not SAY YEAH but fuck it I'll take it.
MY BOYZ
BASED ASCENSION
Oh great here comes every jobber squad
>Uso
Eeeeeeeh.
Time for Young Bucks
>mfw I completely forgot that AA was the tag team champs
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
VIKTOR WITH SCREENTIME
oh shit this is leading to a chamber match
WE GOONS NIGGA
>>2223615
It's filled with y-y-you toos
Gay Police!
All these jobbers...other than the Usos
gay cops are in it
GAY COPS
DON'T DO THIS TO THE TAG DIVISION
JUST HAVE THE MATCHES BACK TO BACK EVERY WEEK
>>2223614
Thanks
>all these dorky tag teams answering the challenge
vv gets buried hopefully
GAY
COPS
GAY
COPS
B A S E D
ASCENSION PUSH PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN
every time i look at rhyno, it hurts
kek I forgot what Acent and VVs music sounded like.
>Based gay cops
Come on why are the Ascension jobbers? They are big guys.
BREEZANGO
YES YES YES
and now for your next match we have ten faggots and two fake cops
>Usos
>Ascension
>Vaudevillains
>Rhyno/Slater
>Breezango
literally who cares
GAY COPS YES
>>2223624
You're loss, nigga :^)
GAY COPS
A
Y
C
O
P
S
Hey guys, Remember the Rumble!
MAH BOI HEATH SLATER
I FORGOT HALF THESE TEAMS EXISTED
FUCK ME
>Gotch getting destroyed by The Ascension outside the ring
Holy fucking kek, will his burial ever end?
Fuck Rhyno is THICC
>>2223654
No it hasn't you fuck
Alright, neat segment, see you at the Royal Ru---oh, wait.
Welp, that was that I guess
why not a movie with mongols who in usa or.china would get offended?
can we please push the USOs now?
I thought the revival were about to debut
Smackdown's tag team division is so fucking shit.
Just tuning in, did I miss any thing lads?
>>2223669
holy fucking yum!
>>2223673
What?
>>2223669
Based
>>2223677
Name one good tag team.
>>2223677
Both shows have a shitty tag division desu
>>2223668
should have won that fight against hunico
>>2223668
It makes me mad because I like Aiden and he's stuck with this faggot gotch and his shit stirring 50 year old wife getting buried every week
>>2223677
Better than Raw's which is like...three tag teams.
>>2223666
Reminder that Smackdow is so GOAT that elevated a jobber4lyfe like Slater to low carder.
BASED.
>>2223677
at least they don't have the New Day
>>2223682
young bucks
>No All-Stars 2
>>2223690
>jobber to low card
Baby steps desu
>>2223664
What the fuck? You need to quit masturbating.
>>2223682
ROPPONGI LIGHTS
>>2223690
Reminder that he got the biggest pop of all the tag teamettys
>>2223682
The Dudley Boyz
>>2223687
The man is actually related to Eddie, but gets overshadowed by Sasha because of muh idol
>>2223693
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh shit my sides
Thanks anon I needed that.