Smackdown Live! GAMETHREAD #2

>cena in peril

weird

FIRST FOR HARPGOAT OVER AS FUCK

top 5 for HARPGOAT

CENA BURIED

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fabulous thread

>1 (ONE) RKO to finish off Cena

He might lost, but hell, harpgoat is based

>>2222566
>>2222566
>>2222566
Real Thread Here

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>>2222926
How will he over come this?

anime sucks

>1 RKO
CENA BTFO AND AJ BTFO

CENA PINNED WHAT THE FUCK

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B A S E D

H A R P G O D

do you guys approve of harpers use of the sister Abigale?

First for WM main event to be triple threat between Randy, Bray, and Harper

what's up with wwe's fascination with their champs losing right after getting their belts?

Bray winning..wow

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>Cena takes the pin instead of Harper

w e w

Randy winning clean gave me horny

this to >>2222939

>>2222952
Does he have a finisher of his own?

ONE (as in x, where x is 0<x<2) RKO

BASED

>Cena struggling to pick up Bray

What did he mean by this?

>>2222954
Or Harper vs Orton
either option is good

>>2222944
>19:58
You created that thread because you didn't realise that there was an gamethread already, didn't you?

>>2222958
Gotta build Harper bro.

>>2222952
Does he even have his own finish her?

>>2222959
a spinning lariat

Based preview.

For your big fat information, Carter, John Cena and Randy Orton is the highest drawing feud in history.

>>2222967
Discus Clothesline

I'll mark out when Harper pulls a sister Abigail on Bray

>HARPER PROTECTED
>CENA BTFO


H O L Y S H I T

BASED FUCKING HARPGOD

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>cena eats the pin so HarpGOD looks strong

TYBMJ

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>>2222956
WHY SMACKDOWN IS SO FUCKING GOOD!!!????

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First (you) decides which diva I get off to when removing my cage after Smackdown

>this piano EC promo
wew lads

>>2222952
Symbolism wise, yes
As for Harper himself, he should have his own finisher

>>2222955
5 0 / 5 0
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5
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>>2222962
The guys arms are full of air, I heard Seth can out bench press Cena

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HarpGOAT's taunt where he kisses the air is pretty fucking cool.

I might try it to pick up chicks. I would look so fucking awesome doing it.

>>2222979
booker's wife

So, will James Ellsworth replace Corbin if he gets injured

>>2222979
Alexa bliss

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>>2222970
Spear yourself carter

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Post pink haired anime girls
also where was kane at royal rumble?

>>2222979
awesome kong

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>>2222979
>removing my cage

>Orton pulls Bray down
>Logically RKOs Cena after
>JBL: RKO outta nowhere, Maggle!!!

>>2222979
>I AM HARD

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>>2222986
hey man respectfully fuck you

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HOW IS ONE MAN SO BASED /asp/?

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>>2222982

>crossfit fag outbenching the GOAT

1/10 didn't even flinch

^
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This Reply wants to have Incest Sex

>>2223000
TRIPS CONFIRM HARPGOAT IS GOING ALL THE WAY

>WWE Champ pinned clean on Tuesday in opening match

Nice show you have here Cuckdownies

WE GON BLO YO MAH

>>2222941
She's fucking hot lad. Took me awhile to appreciate her look but she gets me diamonds now

>>2222995
>maggle
you missed it there

>>2222977
Because we aren't on life support

>>2223000
Rusev and Harper are /wwe/'s sweethearts. You can't hate them.

>>2222989
WWW, what that funky smell?

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What is this

ELLSWORTH WORKING THE MARKS

>Heel Ellsworth

I can dig it

>>2223005
>Universal Champ hasnt won ONE tittle match clean since august.

>The state of RAM

fuck ellsworth is looking pretty pimp

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>>2223002
;_;

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>This gimmick

hey look, it's a James Ellsworth "comedy segment"

Enzworth?

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BME

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based guido ellsworth

"You all be quiet now"

>deadcrowd.jpg

>no pop at all

CRINGE

>>2223008
Same. Her original Enzo-rip off gimmick was a turn off, but now I see the light.

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>>2223012
>CARTER FUMING

>>2222920
*silence*

>Heel Ellsworth

Not sure how I feel about this

Ellsworth is terrible now ffs stop this entire thing it's probably the worst thing on Smackdown

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>>2222989
Holy shit, I remember when I made this. Have another

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Ellsworth really needs to go away

What's the WWE equivalent of Braceface or Stickin Around?

>>2223002
Holy fuck, Sauce plz

>Heel Ellsworth
>JBL going nuts
Ellsworth vs JBL at Mania?

BIG MATCH ELLSWORTH AND BIG MIC MELLA

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>the state of Cuckdown

BIG CASS

FULL BLOWN

CUKCOLD

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why does BME look like he step back into 1998?

Elsworth works the fuck out of me

fuck I hate him

heel Ellsworth
still shit

Good fuck is this crowd dead.

Is SJWdown really this dull?

Who the fuck is this jobber she's literally Tumblr: the wrestler

>gets literally 0 reaction of ANY kind every time she comes out

How does she do it lads? I've never seen anything like it.

^Have sex

>>2223036
Elfen Lied anime

>>2223024
It is Corpus Christi

Who is that blue semen demon holy shit she hot

>>2223032
Already had it, but thanks anyways

>>2223000
>getting pops in Corpus Christi

BASED

damn son that jobber is thicc

>Ellsworth should be dating the blue thing
BASED JBL

This storyline amuses me and will amuse me for another maybe 2 weeks tops so speed it up smackdown

Why does Mella keep fighting local jobbers?

Wait is Ellsworth going to leave her for one of these local jobbers soon?

THAT FUCKING ASS

QT JOBBER IS CUTE! CUUUUUUTE!

>>2223044
>>2223046

>Corpus Christi

>>2223048
Thanks, Senpai.

F A B U L O U S

>Y-y-you would know John

I live for angry JBL

It gives me life

lmao its Proxy Paige lookin jobber again

Get off my TV, Carmella can stay

just think, there are some great midcard workers just sitting backstage on their hands watching this shit

who's the blue bitch?

>Blue Meanie was talented

JBL pls

JBL GETTING WORKED INTO A SHOOT

I want to fug the jobber

>The blue meanie
JBL literally in suicide watch

BASED JAMES "INTERGENDER VIOLENCE" ELLSWORTH

TUMBLR LITERALLY BURIED

JBL is a fucking god sent holy shit

JBL has had enough of this shit

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BASED DELILAH

fuckin Ellsworth

tumblr BTFO

>Mauro silencing JBL by bringing up Blue Meanie

Based!

When is Bradshaw gonna commit tope suicida?

http://pastebin.com/W6SDxaip
Creepypasta I wrote


Who cares about Carmella?

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is it delilah doom?

>>2223050
Isn't that the same jobber from Raw a while back? Delilah Doom I think

Post pics of blugirl

WTF I WANNA FUCK A BLUE JOBBER

>dat feel when a local jobber looks better than you

Carmella BTFO

>>2223058
>Whitebois consider that ass

>>2223081

qt

>>2223086
Begging you to seek female contact

JBL's commentary has been very good lately.

Ryback is in that game for some reason

>>2223087
I'm black and I want her to fart in my general vicinity

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>You will never have All-Stars 2

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>>2223081
C U T E

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>>2223081
>>2223076

>>2223081
yup. she's jobbed before on Raw. Seems they like her work.

I get it
Ellsworth segments are actually set up for JBL rage segments

Holy shut this puss break turned gold by jbl getting triggered by blue gimmicks

>Blue Meanie

Anyone got any pics of Carmella in the dress when she took Ellsworth shopping?

Good god she was hot.

>>2223076
>Tumblrinas find this attractive

Adolph Ziggler time

>JBL having flashbacks to literally killing the blue meanie.

why is kalisto wearing gay ass underwear

>>2222920
BASED Otunga bringing up the Blue Meanie to JBL.

WHO HERE /GEORGIA GOLD/?

>>2223060
>SMACKDOWNIE SEETHING
>HIS D- SHOW WILL NEVER HOST GOLDBERG, BORK LAZER. BIG DOG, AND SAMOA JOE

GOOD LUCHA THINGS

BUILD WALL

>>2223105
would you rather him be naked?

>Kalisto

Where is the Shane and DB cuck pic?

yo one of you fucks post that hot ass Carmella pic where shes wearing the blue shirt or some shit like that

>>2223097

I would like her to take me out to a nice seafood dinner and call me the next day.

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>Ellsworth/Carmella barely beating a jobber
>followed by Kalisto

When are we getting Nakamura, Smackbros?

>>2223111
He'll just jump over it

G O D D A M N
O O
O__O
D___O
DDDDD LUCHA THING
A
M
N

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>>2223080
>creepypasta

its a fanfic huh

>>2223086
the only type of nigga that think that only female contact be they mom

Dolph Ziggler turned heel to feud with Apollo Crews and Mucha Lucha.

He's not even in the elimination chamber.

Think about that for a second. Apollo Crews.

>>2223108
Atlanta reporting in

Fuck enzo so much

The smackdown kinda sucks desu

for your big fat information
this is our imagination
me and my friend bradley
what you know is what you see
stick around, and help us to explore
see the world, like you've never seen before

stace: real mature bradley
bradley: hahahhahaa
russell & lance: hey scradley....what

we get up, we get down
sometimes we just clown around
what we make is what we feel
bradley: yeah like mealworms from uranus
Stace: BRADLEY GET REAL!!

stick around, theres a whole world to explore
sights and sounds
you aint never seen or heard before
sing it loud
all you have to do is stick around

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This Thread has already fallen

RAM won, lads

We are fucked

>>2223109
>part timers
>meme samoan that wants to commit suicide
>samoan owens

I'm fine where we are now, thank you

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>>2223076

>>2223027
it wasnt an enzo ripoff. she was him and cass' valet in nxt. she was always like that. but it just didnt transfer well to the main roster without being with enzo and cass

>>2223076
>>2223081
le daddy issues face

I wish Sin Cara would go back to being Hunico but stay Sin Cara

Like he gets a crew of cholos that call him El Jefe

And in kayfabe his mask is bulletproof

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>>2223064


>commentator : wow did you see that

>Jbl: what do you mean did u see that you're looking at the same thing I'm watching

>commentator : wow a headlock

>Jbl : you're actually Calling this Match?

J. BTFO. L back In business

>>2223109
We still have
>BMJ
>BMAJ
>HarpGOAT
Hold on to that L, SEETHING Rawtist

>>2223120
It is though, was it scary?

smackdownie here wish I was watching based RAW

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>>2223117
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS THAT?!!!!

Who won the tag match?

>>2223117
Hopefully never, i don't want him to injury everyone with his ''''''strong''''''' style

>>2223140
Orton and Bray

>>2223140
Randy pinned Cena off a RKO

>>2223132
Would mark

>>2223140
Kane

>>2223140
RAW

>>2223126
Fuck off shill

>>2223140
orton pinned Cena

HarpGOAT looked pretty strong

>dem character designs

Absoluteltdisgusting.rar

>>2223137
nah

>I like the blue girl because she looks like someone I'd see at my Chink cartoon convention

Said from every weeb currently in this thread

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>>2223139
A porno pikachu that's about to get railed

Kalisto already a jobber? That was quick.

>>2223126
S E E T H I N G
E E
E E
T T
H H
I I
N N
G G

They need to give Dolph some new music

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>>2223148
where the fuck is he?

>>2223138
Not gonna lie, former Smackdown watcher here. This is fucking hilarious watching Smack crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this show get the high ratings.

Dolph beat Kalisto so hard he turned him gay. Now he can kill him. Based Zigs.

ZYKLON D. ZIGGLER DEPORTING KEKLISTO

>>2223155
kek

>>2223124
>SEETHING

I am a weeb, but i don't lik le delilah's facez tbqh

>>2223122
>Okay Dolph my boy you've had arguably the feud of the year with Based Miz
>Why thank you sir
>Now we're gonna cut that off with no real resolution and bump you down about 13 levels to feud with literally the most useless charisma vacuums we have. Have fun being irrelevant again.

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>Bliss can talk but can't work
>Becky can work but can't talk
>Carmella can sorta talk but can't work
>Charlotte can work but can't talk
>Bayley can't do either
>Sasha was alright at both in NXT and now can't do either
>Nia is fat

what exactly do they "develop" in NXT

hey guys, I like the blue girl because she looks like someone I'd see at my Chink cartoon convention

>>2223081
>>2223076
>Brought in twice by WWE
NXT DEAL WHEN HUNTER?

>>2223160
Still in hell

>>2223156
God that lady is ugly

if dubs dillinger comes out during or after this match

:D

>>2223160
Kane is Bryan's muscle
Bryan hasn't needed any lately so Kane is probably in a boiler room somewhere

Dolph is just a poor man's Johnny Mundo

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>>2223173
this nigga

>>2223170
Head

>>2223176

More like D:

>And I miss him greatly
;_;

>>2223177
Chilling in the boiler room reading bout his austrian economics

>>2223170
lol fag big mic carmella is the best female talker wwe has ever had kys

MICHAEL COLE <3

>>2223175
>fun booking
in your dreams pal

I'm loving JBL tonight

based kalisto

>>2223154
What exactly could I improve on?

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Who cares about ZZZZigler?

Or the midcard even?

I'm scared guys

This Thread is scaring me

>>2223172
did she job to Nia before?

WHITES WIN AGAIN

>>2223170
Hunter's ego

selling masks and doing jobs. GOD DAMMIT WOOOOOO

>crews is too small to get over the barricade

Apollo you dumb-ass

this is a metaphor for the Trump presidency

>>2223170
Wrong on every single account except Nia kys

DEPORTED

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>Cuckdown midcard match

>>2223191
Why?

Apollo keeps wearing his ring gear even though he has no match why why?

Apollo Crews should shorten his name to just Apollo

Holy shit that mask was damn near completely off. Based Doloh going full shoot mode.

>>2223197
kek fukin manlet

D:<

After Carmella doesn't need JE anymore.
Who will he help/feud with next?
Maybe another girl will "steal" him?
Or Carmella drops him and then Becky falls for him and Carmella gets jealous?

I really don't know what else they could do wit him.

Miz sidekick is the best bet.

>>2223199
Smackdown is truly BvS of wreslting

>Apollo snooze

Did Crews botch jumping and stayed back to save face?

>>2223189
desu. idk

>>2223210
>:(|)

>Becky promo
oh please no

Will Ziggler finally hit someone with a chair?

>Apollo "No Pop" Crews

>tfw you will never feel the glow

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I'm in love with Becky but don't necessarily want to be.

NAOMI

ASS
S
S

Goddamnit, why does Naomi have to inject ebonics into her speech

Big Booty Nay-Nay is too good for this

>Apollo Snooze

naomi outdoing sasha with that hairline

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>you will never bury your face in between naomi's big black ass cheeks and take a long, deep inhale of her sweaty, meaty shithole

>ywn attack Becky from behind

>>2223192
Yep under the name Rachel Levy. She cut a nice little promo about drawing inspiration from other womanlets winning in the olympic.

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>Becky on the mic

>Becky is used to being attacked from behind
what did she mean by this?

I wood attack Becky from behind.

>autism promo
It was charming in a puppy falling down kinda way

>Apollo Crews comes out
>literal crickets and complete silence takes over the entire arena

why is a roster spot wasted on this trash?

>Naomi saving that becky promo

>>2223215
TELL ME FAGGOT!

I GOT JUNGLE FEVER

>>2223223
it's just how colored people speak

>>2223210
Next to Haithposting and MAYBE, this is asp's best meme

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>>2223222

naomi's gimmick always reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGrasobHcKA

Becky is the embodiment of autism

>>2223203
There's barfing, Anime, Pain, Booties and Anon's Dad

fuck this chinese wall movie looks so bad
the bright blue armour alone is just awful

Reminder that our smack ladies are fuckable while no RAW girl is worth a fap.

>becky finally met somebody as autistic as her

friendship is cute

>>2223240
I'm black and I don't speak like that at all

>>2223223

Because Vince is a racist faggot

>>2223235
Affirmative action

>>2223227
I like you Shrekposter

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>>2223223
Just another coon that thinks their made up culture is something to be proud of.

>>2223249
What about Bayley?

Triple How and Becky should cut a promo together desu

>>2223243
Damn Uce

>>2223252
In wrestling the only color that metters is green

I couldn't understand what Becky said on the mic. Can someone please translate?

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>>2223243
>when you remember she's banging a Uso

mind break is my fetish

>>2223256
Bayley is straight up retarded

>>2223222
Nice palindrome

>>2222222
Nice

>>2223155
delete this

>>2223263
You think Jimmy and Jey ever pulled a switcheroo?

>>2223232
>>2223233
>>2223229
I came here to post some form of this, but couldn't think of anything witty

Why is the best solution to just "turn a person heel"


Apollo, Roman, and Ziggler(finally happened) all people who needed a heel turn.

Yet, very rarely do people say 'X' needs a face turn.
Seth needed one, but it took way too long, and was shit.
And now currently, now one really needs a face turn.

Sheamus maybe? But meh.

>>2223259
NEW
>>2223259
NEW
>>2223259
NEW
>>2223259
NEW
>>2223259
NEW
>>2223259
NEW

GIMMIE THE GREEN LIGHT

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>tfw bosley can't regrow your hair

New thread?

>>2223271
if she knows by "size"

GIMME THE GREEN LIGHT

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>>2223254
CALORIE THIEVING
>>2223258
>>2223263

>buying berries online
>buying lingerie through an app

these are the advertisers the wwe attracts?

>>2223274
Neither did any of them

>>2223271
Jimmy does a hot tag when he finishes early

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>>2223243
Good shit Uce

SHIT FUCKING THEME NOT HYPE AT ALL

>>2223277
AJ should turn face

my eyes the lightssadadssd

>>2223254
wtf i love LowTierGod now

Naomi makes me wonder.
How many people got over, slightly over just because they had a great entrance?

Anyone have the opposite problem? shit entrance and theme?

>>2223250
you think that because it's tough to objectively hear yourself. Try recording a normal conversation between you and a close friend and listen back

>>2223319
I'm always conscious about how I speak. I make an effort to speak like a normal person, or speak as little as possible

>>2223273
>not knowing LTG
CHEESE DRINKING

LEAVE MICKIE ALONE YOU DULL AS FUCK COMMENTATOR