Tribute to Biff Andreas edition
first
I have a crush on Elizabeth Banks
Get a job NEEThammer
>>2187753
GOAT
mandy on smack when
>Triphammer
Fuck off.
Life means nothing
>No Slater in the Rumble
GAY.
>>2187753
The AKI wrestling games are overrated shit.
will ram ever be good again?
How come WWE hasn't signed this guy from TNA yet? he doesn't have much to do there and they aren't willing to give him the big push
first for re7 is bad
Where is he?
>>2187771
First for Ellsfather
>Prepare the slime!
Is Cena /ourguy/?
THEY
John is leaving. HE'S LEAVING US. AGAIN.
>SLIMED
>>2187753
>Biff
That jobber got buried by based Life
SLIMED
S L I M E D
L
I
M
E
D
Can someone explain how to filter tripfaggots please?
>>2187790
>the jannetty of a team with two jannettys and based raquel
Hi, rich fags who can afford cable to watch SmackChad, how's the show going? What am I missing?
>SLIMED
>>2187793
Waiting for Dolph Ziggler
>>2187780
My dick asks who
>>2187792
Fucking Orton
>>2187792
Heath?
Will my babyTyson ever come home bros?
That fat fuck island nigger killed him over a year ago
>>2187784
>>2187781
>tfw 'Stalker will never chase me off
>>2187790
unless hes handpucked how does he beat the piss test?
thats it
>>2187794
why this bitch dressing like she bout to get sorted at hogwarts
BMAJ
>>2187784
Only nothing means nothing, anon
>>2187777
>Responding to yourself
Forgot to remove your trip, buddy?
AJ makes the AA to look brutal
>>2187804
http://wiziwig.ru/boxing/watch-104354a-wwe-smackdown?l=1148590378
have this
>>2187786
I know this is bait but here is a (you)
Who the fuck is on commentary tonight?
Why does this manlet still have the belt
>>2187793
buying weed off someone behind the arena, probably
AJetty mad as fuck that he doesn't draw
Based AJ calling out the anti draws.
THE POSTER
HE BROUGHT IT UP
Gawd! I would suck Aj styles dick so fucking hard,like a.vaccum
No homo of corse
>seething x2 on RAM
>slimed x1 on smackdown
Are we being worked?
>tfw they don't want none
ENHANCE
AJ is /oneofus/ comfirmed
This is the 3rd thread fag. Also BASED BMAJ CALLING OUT SHITTY POSTERS.
LMAO AJ IS RIGHT
AND HES SUPPOSED TO BE THE HEEL?
>AJ shooting on the poster makers
Based
>>2187828
everybody
/smackshoot/
BIG BANTZ AJ SHOOTING ON WWE
They have to be browsing /asp/. Someone did the same thing last week
THERE'S THAT HANDSOME LITTLE DEVIL
so glad he finally addressed this
>>2187804
>cable
>rich
>>2187813
>triphatter outs himself a fedoraroman to the surprise of no one
>>2187802
>being triggered by tripfags so much becuase you have too much autism to just ignore them
>>2187822
What? I was responding to my OP with some quads you bellwhiff
HOLY SHIT BASED AJ
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIRT HAHAHAH
kek they even know about the poster
JOHN CENA SUCKS
JOHN CENA SUCKS
JOHN CENA SUCKS
>>2187811
pls respond
cant wait to see cena get slimed on nickelodeon
>>2187821
We go about this earth distracting ourselves from the inevitable truth, that life has no purpose and is just one constant move towards death.
APPLEDOUGH
>>2187855
bmj earned my respek.dude
Anyone notice that the dominant wrestler of the decade has coincided with the dominant team in the NFL?
>80s
Hogan (from California)
49ers
>90s
Austin (from TX)
Cowboys
>00s-present
Cena (from Boston area)
Patriots.
Coincidence???!!??!??
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>2187853
>Proud of getting Nash's in a board this slow
Fucking tragic
BMJ
Is based Luke going face?
Why would Bray pick Snek over HarpGOAT?
What a shit of suit desu
Fucking Styles
CUTE
>>2187859
Probably not, the injury could have killed him
Get ready for a based segment
FUCK THE KNICKS
FUCK THE KNICKS
John Cena with yet another ugly fucking kiddie shirt. Heel turn when?
>>2187861
>Babby's first existential crisis
Yeah I was 14 once too
>>2187864
>that shirt
>that "respect" font
jesus christ jhon
A woman is gonna win the Rumble. Muh horsewimmyn.
3 SECOND TAN
Great crowd tonight
>>2187874
SCOOPS
>>2187852
BMJ
M
J
I saw the clip from RAW where baldie-man was announced for the hall of fame. I really like how "YOU SUCK" is a part of his theme song, just like "JOHN CENA SUCKS" has become a part of Cena's theme song..
What are the odds Cena says bitch in this segment?
>Those little Cena marks
Cute. CUTE!
>>2187874
THAT MANGO SENTINEL?
>>2187864
>Roman (from Samoa)
>?????
>>2187868
who would you pick? a multiple time world champ or a guy who's only title was the IC?
>>2187872
but hes too young and beautiful
that shirt looks like shit
THIS FUCKING CROWD!
>>2187864
Hogan's from GA, asshole
>>2187863
>10s
CM Punk
Bears
>>2187853
>Bellwhiff
Evolves into Gongapuff
>literal 10 year olds chanting for cena
LMAO WWMEME is dead
>this crowd
smack crushing it.
>>2187826
Have one in return. And get better taste in wrestling vidya.
>>2187802
Here's the compiled list of shit to filter and how to do it:
1. Click on "Settings" in the bottom right hand corner when you are in a thread
2. Open the tab "Filters and Post Hiding"
3. Make sure the box by "Filter and highlight specific threads/posts has a checkmark
4. Click the "Edit" button to the right of it
5. Complete all the filtering seen in the attached image
6. Enjoy a mostly shitpost free experience.
>>2187864
Guess that explains why there are no dominant wresters from Philly.
>>2187874
jeez cenas attire does look look like knicks gear
NICE PROMO BOTCH AJ
>>2187877
70s - Steelers - Bruno
hes right
FUCK YOU YA NIGGERS
AJ BTFO
I fucking hate obese, virgin smarks who boo the face.
>The guy from Atlanta
my sides
THEY NEED TO CHANT AJ STYLES WTF REEEEE
ABSOLUTELY BURIED
GUY FROM ATLANTA BERRIED
>that guy from Atlanta
Wow, AJ Styles getting BTFO'd
THEY DON'T WANT NONE
>>2187909
that handsome devil
>>2187883
>getting triggered this hard by someone using a handle on a cantonese sweaty man drama topic discussion board
BIG SHOOTS AJ
I GOT A GUY IN ATLANTA
>Guy from Atlanta
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Cena = Patriots/ Styles = Falcons
>>2187901
kek So are entire threads nothing but empty lines?
>guy from Atlanta
>born in Jacksonville
>It's a WWE buries their own talent again episode
>>2187861
This is the same crisis I've Been in the past week anon..... very comforting to know I have company .... Death takes away my meaning of life. . Wrestling sorta always helps me be happy but then I read about Vader
*ADJUSTS HAT*
*RUBS HEAD*
FINE SPEECH SIR
>>2187901
straight autism
How would you do a "GUY FROM ATLANTA" chant?
>>2187901
Fucking BASED. This needs to be stickied
>this guy from Atlanta
KEK
BASED AJ BURYING KIDS
>>2187910
They were chanting that when we showed up. Don't worry anon.
bruh. these are like ppv tier chants
>>2187927
>Death takes away my meaning of life
Are you like 13
KIDS SEETHING
Jesus bury your own champ WTF.
AJ is shooting hard
>Cena acting like a child during a serious promo
gdi I like you jhon but fucking stay in character
>>2187900
No Mercy is the greatest wrestling game in the history of video games with fire pro and pro wrestling following closely. Im guessing you liked wwe the arcade game where the undercarder threw ghosts at doink.
>>2187894
He's from Muscle Beach. IDC of he was born in GA.
Post your RR predictions:
Shesaro vs The Club-Shesaro retains
Sasha vs Nia-Sasha by DQ
Rich Swann vs Neville-Nev wins, new champ
Charlotte vs Bayley-Charlotte by Submission
Owens vs Reigns-Owens with shenanigans
AJ vs Cena-Cena becomes 16x champ
Rumble match-Finn Balor
>>2187925
>being this worked by big money Roker
>>2187930
GUY FROM ATLANTA
*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>Smackdown is superior once again.
aj being alpha as fuck
>using the 'W' word
CUT THE MIC, DAMMIT
>John Cena's facial expressions
>>2187923
I've 20 threads automatically hidden just from filtering those words.
But yeah, pretty much. It's less shit can read. But that shit wasn't worth reading in the first place. It really enhances the experiences seeing how many retards I DON'T have to read.
HE SAID WRESTLER INSTEAD OF SUPERSTAR
IS THIS A SHOOT?
>>2187936
>Le underage meme
Please. Why does anything matter if it's all gonna end in the end and your memories will be deleted ?
>>2187861
BUT IN THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNND IT DOESN'T EVEN MAAAAATTEEEEEEEERRRRRR
BASED AJ "RED FOREMAN" STYLES
If AJ Styles doesn't go over clean at the Royal Rumble I'm gonna fucking kill myself.
PUTTING HIS FOOT IN YOUR ASS
FINE SPEECH
FINE
SPEECH
>and I'm putting it in your ass
MY DAD WALKED IN REEEE
>>2187943
Sheamus and Cesaro
Sasha
NevGOAT
Charles
Reigns
AJ (Cena wins it at EC)
Finn Baloring
>>2187734
>I'm not settling for an inch
>I'm taking a foot
What did AJ mean by this?
>>2187864
God dammit, Nash, why couldn't you get over?!
FINESPEECH SIR
BASED AJ, he's gotten so much better at promos
Cena with the Florida Gator colors
http://pastebin.com/W6SDxaip
>>2187901
>holy fucking yum
my sides
>>2187953
Do a reverse Matt Hardy and start living for the moment.
SHOOT OR A WORK?
BERRIED
OH SHIT
BERRIED
WE SHOOT ON TUESDAY NIGHTS
BURIED
>>2187964
>then putting it in your ass
Why is Cena talking like this, when did he bring back the dumb voice
OH FUCK BMJ SHOOTS ON SMARKS
It's all a SHOOT!
>>2187964
He has a huge dick.
yo this shit goin full shoot mode boys
BURIED
U
R
I
E
D
Will Big Match John win the WWE title?
The mind struggles to comprehend what the outcome can be.
BMJ BLOWING OUT SMARKS
THE ACE JOHN CENA ! FUCK YOU SHIBATA
There is so much shooting in these promos between AJ and Cena
bingo halls BTFO
OUTLAW SHITTERS BTFO
Is Styles actually a homo? Because his awful hair makes him look like a faggot.
Also he just spouted off about inches, a foot and Cenas ass.
>>2187984
SHUT THE FUCK UP WEEB YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT
HOMIE
>Cena isn't a wrestling fan he's a WWE fan
>>2187986
No, he's leaving again after
BASED JOHN SENDING THE INDIE TRASH BACK TO THE BINGO HALLS
JESUS CHRIST
INDIE DARLINGS BTFO
BINGO HALLS BTFO
AJ BTFO!!!
>Roman couldn't bury BMAJ so they called in Cena
AJ vs Corporation when?
>>2187963
No
IM BEING WORKED INTO A SHOOT
BIG MATCH JOHN
M
J
BASED BMJ working the neckbeard smarks into a shoot!
>>2187976
It's the ride, not the DESTINATION
Faggot
JOHN CENA TOO GOOD FOR INDIES
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
Obese neckbearded smarks absolutely seething right now.
Cena Oprah voice in full effect lads
NUCLEAR
cena sure can cut a promo
>BLOW ME
>>2188004
Me too brother. This is such a heel promotion and these fucking kids eat it up. I don't get it.
How can AJ ever recover?
AJ "IM NOT A BAD GUY, IM NOT A GOOD GUY, IM A GUY" STYLES
BINGO HALLS BLOWN COMPLETELY THE FUCK OUT
>>2187992
>Is certain wrestler a homo
Hello right smarkbusters, still trying o hide your powerlevel and your own sexual frustrations I see.
Is Cena black now?
HEEL CENA FINAL FORM INCOMING
Did they had out bulletproof vests for the fans and Smackdown tonight. There is too much shooting.
BURIED
U
R
I
E
D
>yfw Vince is jacking it right now
I'm legitimately scared of Cena right now lads
SMARKS BTFO
BURRIED BY BASED BIG MATCH BIG DIMES JOHN
Yeah bury this faggot John
this bad ass gate keeper 2.0 cena is too much for muh dik
>>2188007
Yes brainfart now go back to /r9k/
>>2188013
he cut this promo in their first feud lmao the bad bad man reference was cool though
>>2188013
It's rarely THIS black and southern though
seething
goddamn, based cena hated on indies
HOW CAN ONE SHOW BE SO BASED
BAD BAD MAN
Didn't AJ already beat Cena like twice
I thought we were gonna get goofy Cena but he slaughtered AJ
RECKONIZE
AJ COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY BTFO
HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER
WHY ARE YOU LETTING HIM WALK OUT, AJ? FUCK
John cena is losing on sunday
>>2187980
Coming fo YOU nigga
HES A BAAAAD BAAAAD MAN
>>2188021
He's been doing this shitty fucking nigger accent for a while now. I can't fucking stand it.
>there are shitheads who believe cena is the face in this feud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYvV9FYbRgA
That segments theme.
>all these bants
Who got buried in that promo?
>Bingo halls?
BTFO
>Indies?
BTFO
>Vanilla midgets?
BTFO
>RAM?
BTFO
>The entire upper mid card?
BTFO
>>2188046
its the same accent as word life cena no?
WHEN WILL WE SEE RECOGNIZE MERCH?
Damn he almost killed him with that promo
Here comes Dolphie Mundo
>>2188037
He will do it again on sunday
wtf how can smackdown be so lit every week?
>>2188030
I'm not even the edgy cunt you were arguing with
ziggler bout to deport kalisto
Big Promo Cena
Big Mic Cena
Big Match Cena
How a man can be so based bros?
AJ was seething
>>2188046
Dr. of Thugonomics Cena when?
>>2188046
Sometimes he still at least tries to remember he's from Boston though
>>2188049
>he still believes in face vs heel
Brian Cage looking in the mirror right now saying " what am I doing wrong"
>>2187901
Thread is already miles better now
Thanks m8
Jesus that was very heel of John "not built for indie's" Cena
how can ram even compete?
>>2188040
By beating Cena clean.
OH WAIT.
>>2188046
Ok ya I haven't heard Cena much I mute this shit. That is the most heel I have ever seen him.
Good segment. This has been a great show.
AJ is winning Sunday (prob DQ finish yeah?)
I was too busy marking out to post
>>2187940
APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW
>>2188049
GO WATCH SOME BINGO HALLS
>It's a john teases Kayfabe for his promos episode
i want to see this cena at the family dinner when dickbutt spills red wine on johns white carpet.
>>2188044
yaaaa
Cena and AJ are easily the best in the WWE. No one is close.
Current Cena, as long as he's banting on Styles or Ambrose, is honestly some of the best promos I have heard from the guy.
>>2188058
Good, he's a dweeb
>Cena is a leftist cuck
>gets btfo by based trump supporting AJ on Sunday
I love it
>>2187786
Fucker. Almost got me.
you could almost see the lock chain on has neck
So does that one stupid rule where there must be at least one pop culture reference only apply to RAM? Because I haven't seen to much of it on SDL, they're to busy spitting hot fire at each other and putting on a wrestling show
>>2188050
He literally said bad bad man though.
>>2188078
Reigns
he keeps cutting hogan nwo promos
but as a face
it doesnt work
>>2188081
I don't know if AJ is a trump supporter though
>>2188078
Jericho
WHEN IS THE HOGAN VS VADER WTF???
STOP FUCKING MY SHIT UP VINCE!!!!!!!!
I thought we hated Cena for the liberal shit hes been spewing lately?
>>2188087
kys for even ironically suggesting that
>>2188068
we just need another 50 year old guy or two.
>John Cena still can't even touch based Ramen on the mic
/RomanGOAT/
>>2188086
But both were shooting
Who seething here
>>2188090
This has been a great show. What are they even going to have on the main event?
>>2188081
Cena is a republican
>>2188084
its a heel thing call nack but honestly i think maybe a different gimmick. sort of gate keeper 2.0 or even more.RECOGNIZE
>>2188083
that's a tribute to how good those games were
>>2188102
look it up manlet
>>2188089
He said if he had to choose between Hillary and Trump he'd pick Trump without a doubt.
>>2188102
Based Miz vs Deanetty
ITS NOT FAIR. AJ IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE GUY
>>2188089
>Christian southern boy isn't a trump supporter
Okay
>>2188093
>actually caring about other people political leanings
It's just for shitposting mark.
>>2188104
not all republicans like trump
OBESE SMARKS ETERNALLY BTFO
>>2188101
He's right tho
>>2188089
he spoke of his disgust for hillary on gallows and anderson podcast
Adolph Ziggler time
>>2188093
We all know it's because he's trying to fit in with Hollywood and is really based deep down
Adolf Ziggler needs a new theme.
>>2187941
No Mercy is dated, clunky garbage that was surpassed by the Day of Reckoning games on GameCube.
>>2188107
I am literally 6'7". I'm probably taller than 99% of the US population.
>GODDAMIT WOOOO
based kallisto promos
>>2188107
>Cena is a republican
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0MdK8hBkR3s
Lmao no
>>2188108
Uncle Allen loves Hilary though? He must be SMART because he's a liberal hoot
>dog ziggler
>still pink
>still zebra print
>still here to show the world
When is he finally going full heel?
>>2188096
KEK
>>2188112
>it was just a prank bro
trying getting leftist cock out of your mouth for 15 minutes a day
ZIGGLLEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR
>>2188102
Miz vs ambrose i think
unlike Cena, Ziggler is willing to go heel
>>2188093
>we
We all don't have the same opinions
Dolph "Mid-card Killer" Ziggler
DON'T DISRESPECT THE FUCKING KING YOU GERMAN cuck
DOLPH ZIGGER
BASED
>>2188126
>He didn't support Trump
>That means he isn't Republican
18+
ZIGGGGGLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>Dolph Zigger
Cruise heel turn!?!?!
HAHAHAHAHA BASED BMJ BTFO
THE OBESE NECKBEARDS
OUTLAWS SHITHEAD
FATASS SMARKS
VANILLA MIDGETS
INDIE DARLINGS
DANIEL BRYAN'S BINGO HALLS
CM PHIL
THE ANIME CLUB
DAVE MEMELTZER
DISNEY/MARVEL/REDDIT
>:)
Zigger matches still the best way to take a nap
>>2188159
BASED
>>2188065
He's being booked as a literal god in LU
>>2188097
Hi Triphammer!
What? Naomi still works here? Btw, which brand is Paige on? SD or RAM?
>>2188185
RAM
wait
where are the usos?
where are the SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS??
>>2187901
An easy way to bypass your dumb filters would be to just reply with text on images simply titled "image.jpg." Have fun filtering that, fag.
>>2188007
Kek, absolutely rekt/10
Alexa's facial expressions and the way she acts reminds me a lot of years ago remind me of a classic heel, she's hilarious with her interactions
>>2188118
lol that doesn't make you a Trump supporter, it makes you a person with a brain.