Post yfw JBL vs Ziggler in a Cero Minorías match at Wrestlemania
Even after all these years, Lawler is still fantastic at doing segments. His kinda meh role as commentary over the past almost two decades makes one forget that dude had a legendary career before that.
>first ever women's steel cage match
>Commentary has only said "history" once throughout the show.
First for WWE hall of famer and 45th president of the United States
>tfw I will never see this glorious belly going up and down in my front while Alexa fucks the hell out of me
Suicide is the most reasonable option here
The only way I think this could've almost been better is if King was doing his segment and Ziggler came out in his colonel outfit, then superkicked him, gave him some chicken to cause another heart attack and leave.
Fuck, marry, kill, eat out, get pegged by, chastely kiss
I want Becky and Bliss to spitroast me!
>/asp/ hates Charlotte vs Sasha as the Main event
>/asp/ loves Becky vs Alexa as the main event
I didn't know I wanted this but now I do
Ever sniffed a wet band-aid?
Probably that....I hope
HOW DOES HE FUCKING DO IT?
There was literally no reason for Sasha and Charlotte to be in HIAC, besides "lol everone else is doing it". Here, it's obviously to keep out La Luchadora and has had buildup for weeks now
The original purpose of the cage was you beat your opponent so bad you could just walk out. Then they learned that climbing over the cage is more exciting, but never changed the rules.
Why doesn't Alex just squeeze through the gap in the corners?
Also why is she wearing shorter shorts? She's too good for that
>Mickie James/Alexa Bliss psycho lesbians angle
OH GOD MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
BASED THICKIE AND BASED BLISS
RATE THIS SMACKDOWN CHADS
>Mickie and the Mouse
Part of me was hoping La Luchadora was Eva Marie. It would had been amazing if the second she got unmasked voice over guy went "ALL RED EVERYTHING EVA MARIE HAS BEEN STARRING IN A ROLE AS LA LUCHADORA"
Smackdown is Milf status now.
>Mickie and Nikki on the same show as John Cena
>same pictures every single fucking Raw/Smackdown
You niggas need Google, and Jesus.
I don't have enough Cum to fap to all of this