/smack/ - SmackDown Live! GameThread #3

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First for /SNEK/

Based Bray

>>2165400
THE BUZZARDS

What are /asp/'s 3 Bs?

>>2165400
THE DEAD CROWDS

Yang is best girl.

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>>2165413
Second for /snek/

fuck drumpf and fuck white people

>>2165413
I'm saving this picture

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Watching Wyatts fight is like watching parents fight for some reason
I didn't ask for this feel

>>2165400
THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD

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handing out (you)s cause i got extra

who wants

Does the south still have that WCW mentality which is why the southern crowds are usually dead

Imagine Paige vores Nikki Bella

>>2165418
BUTTERFINGERS

BEAT DEBRA

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I'm liking the show so far, but fuck, the crowd is killing my fun. I don't even want to acknowledge the "dead crowd" memer, but Memphis fucking sucks right now

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>>2165367
I'll pencil it in friend.

Is Mickie on that NXT show? How does she look? I haven't seen her since her last WWE run

I suspect she comes out to help Bex somehow. Hope she doesn't cost Bliss the belt though.

Whens the last time jack swagger had been on TV? I wanna see jack swagger do something.

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>>2165430
Hit me up senpai

>TFW your brother is mad at you

>>2165425
>HURR DURR LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY PLS CLAP

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Read an article day that said Orton punk'd a former cop at the gym.

I'm bummed that they're already putting the wheels in motion to break up Randy with the Wyatts.

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>>2165434
ok buddy

>>2165358
Fuck: Nikki
Marry: Bliss
Kill: Becky
Eat Out: Carmella
Blown By: Naomi
Chastely kiss: Nattie

Isn't Orton on a higher level than Dean?

>>2165434
No

>>2165440
Never has some weed cost someone so much except maybe some of the NFL trash.

I miss Swags

>>2165439

Mickie had a nice match against Asuka, shes still got it defiantly

>>2165437
>seething

>>2165423
Benoit yourself

>>2165440
Please no

Randy Orton got lazy doing his pose over the years

Kurt Angle told Fox sports today that he wants AJ Styles to be his retirement match

Can Wrestlemania be saved?

Dat pop for Orton. Over bros.

>>2165434
Imagine being an autist.

>>2165454
How is she looking? Any upgrades? I was always worried she would go full bimbo like Dana.

>>2165449
Dean's higher up right now.
Kayfabe powerlevel Dean, BMJ and AJ are top 3 on SD

>>2165457
>misreading my post

Memephis is a trash city, get over it

>>2165430
i'm trying to stop faping to carmella and you post this shit
go fucking kill yourseIf

>>2165458
What is Benoit?

>>2165460

Probably cant arch his back like he used to due to injuries and age

>>2165441
here you go man don't spend it all in one place

Did they make Randy shave?! Or am I seeing shit?

WOW THIS DEAD CROWD

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>>2165465
You tell me

>>2165461
I actually keked out loud

>>2165437
Memphis is pretty infamous for being a dead town. They are on par with Corpus Christi.

I was at my job, what did I miss you guys?

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>>2165468

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>>2165441
I'll give (you) a rare (You)

>>2165439
She looks damn good for the age she is, anon. Definitely MILF material
dirt sheets are saying she's heading to Smackdown really soon.

Most likely tonight. desu. Going to be revealed as La Luchadora in the main event.

how am i suppose to believe that ambrose, with his chubby cheeks and shallow chin, could ever beat randy orton?

>>2165482
Has Big Mic Mella been on yet?

>>2165467
>when rawtists get this blown out

>>2165481
Nikki will die in the ring lone

>>2165487
Because he's a looney

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>>2165482

>>2165482
moar please i'm going to break my no-fap to carmella

WACKYLINE

>>2165487
he's a loose cannon!

>>2165434
Imagine Paige digest her and has Bigger Hips and Bigger Boobs

>>2165489
Nah she's going shopping with Ellsworth later

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>>2165480
>1st Smackdown coming to Corpus Christi after the Royal Rumble

Yup I'll be there asleep

I just go on.
What did I miss this first hour?
Smack being good as usual?

>>2165452
Did he overdose on the devils lettuce? Fill me in, please.

Carmella IS cute, but I dont know if i would bang her

heck

there is next-to-zero words you can ejaculate

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>>2165490
>implying i'm a rawtist
>implying calling out memphis makes anyone a rawtist
Maybe you're the rawtist here, son

>>2165500

The 5500 man

>>2165500
AJ vs Miz
With Cena on commentary

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>>2165497

Dead crowd

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>>2165501
he was gonna win the belt at mania and then he got high

he was gonna be a star but then he got high

he's now a jobber and you know why? because he got high because he got high because he got high

>>2165510
dead show

Does the south STILL hate WWE after all these years?

>>2165478
>>2165486
Ya looks like just the usual nip/tucks someone like her would get. Always liked her.

I read she is backstage. I would bet we see her in the cage match.

>>2165498
Thanks dude glad I didn't miss her.

>>2165501
lol as I recall he got popped while driving and smoking weed after a show. I think he either had the world title or had just finished dropping it. He had a mega push (that I liked) but WWE dropped that shit like a bag of dirt right away.

Fuck that must have been like 6-7 years ago yeah??

I literally just saw a guy in the audience falling asleep.

crowd is dead

>>2165505
Ram being treated like AIDS

>the absolute state of Monday night ram

>>2165500
You missed AJ vs. Miz and the return of Super Cena
Also Dean vs. Orton going on currently

>>2165509
kek the autistic keedz meme has really taken off

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who /pissgoddess/ here?

>>2165512
also the lisp

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>>2165499
Seriously after the RR, who's harebrained idea was it to bring Smackdown to CC after a PPV.

>>2165521
Holy fuck ewwww!

>>2165512
He had already had a run with the title yeah? I can't recall the details

I still think McINtyre fucked up worse. Lost his career over pussy. Some nice pussy, but still...

>>2165514
The south hates everything that isn't the south since the civil war

>>2165521
>pissgoddess
what

>>2165521
she's so cute and I don't know why

>>2165517
Liking raw is the new gay

>>2165512
How many wellness violations does Randall "keith" Orton and The Rock's Cousin have? Its not fair. Hell I bet baron Corbin is on drugs. Dude is definitely juicing on estro.

Styles of course getting the biggest pop of the night because TNA

Holy shit this dead crowd

>>2165521
change of plans here i'm gonna fap to her

RKO

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THICC

>>2165535
Thats because Deanetty is in the ring

WHACKY LINE

>>2165528
>he doesn't know

I literally just saw a guy in the audience dying

>>2165523
For what its worth, the local commercial is promoting AJ retaining at the Rumble if you're a betting man.

>>2165532
in Snek and Roman's defense they didn't get busted by the cops and plastered on the news. WWE didn't even have to publicize it.

>>2165541
please inform me

honestly this mach sucks
why don't people chokeslam anymore?
the second orton brought ambrose up on the turnbuckle i knew the superplex wouldn't happen
what happened to the big moves?

And again Dean kills the crowd, fire this balding retard right now, pretty sure the 2nd hour ratings will be on the toilet

https://discord.gg/U2tAR

>Dean couldn't get off of the table

>>2165541
I don't know either and I prob don't want to know.

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do you guys think Tom watches the matches?

He's not allowed to talk during them

>>2165543
Nice, I'll drop a few dollars.

Does anyone like the old version of Dirty Deeds better than the new one?

>>2165538
more?

FOR WHAT PURPOSE

>>2165547
injureds

>>2165543
>card subject to change

>it's a Harper gets triggered by floor humping episode

A FUCKING ROLL UP

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Dean "Roll-Up Victory" Ambrose

>distraction rollup

Well, I guess Smackdown was bound to have a 6/10 show at some point, but at least it's had more good shows than bad

kek


BASED DEAN-O

>that camera work

Did Bray just make a choice in a Telltale game?

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>>2165493

>>2165541
yea i don't know, but i want to

>>2165553
Based

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>roll up pin

>>2165553
a friend of mine has a sick kid and got to sit behind the commentators a few weeks ago.

he said tom basically just plays games on his phone the whole time

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Stop fighting you guys. It hurts to see them fight.

HARPER SOLO PUSH INCOMING

>remember the Wyatt family break up angle we did years ago that didnt work?
>LETS DO IT AGAIN

>Randy's master plan happening

PLEASE DON'T FIGHT YOU ARE BRINGING BACK MY REPRESSED MEMORIES

Incoming Punished Bray

>>2165572
Heh, what a queer

Why did they have to blow up so quickly after loosing the belts? its bullshit

This Wyatt storyline is gettin good

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>dis ded crowd

randy orton joining the wyatts was a pretty shit idea

WHEN WILL ERICK ROWAN COME BACK TO SAVE THE WYATTS

FUCKING FINALLY I HOPE LUKE HARPER GETS A MONSTER PUSH

AT LEAST HE CAN WRESTLE AND SPEAK UNLIKE BRAUN STROWMAN

I miss the blue steel cage friends.

Orton/Harper is going to be a fucking based match bros

Oh god please dont talk

>>2165583
Kys

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>>2165568
>that belly
well fuck

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>kings court

superkick him dolph

superkick them all dolph

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>Becky's new gear

I want her to peg me!

I hope we'll get to hear that awesome theme Luke Harper had during his solo run now that Bray has betrayed him for an oily gym bag shitter.

I always forget that Harper is surprisingly ripped.

Becky got a tan!

>>2165586
30-

>>2165591
>>2165591
redddit

BASED KANG

Becky always sounds like she's sending me on a quest

>The Botched Rumble

>>2165573
Mom and dad are fighting ;_;

D A V E
A
V
E

>>2165600
Kys

>>2165591
>Kys
kill yourself, amigo

>Skipping the botch
Top kek

Would Based Big Dave be over if he came back now that the hobo midget isn't around to ruin it?

That's not how I remember it happening...

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>mfw Orton/Harper has had better build up than any Raw shit

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>not showing that botch ending
>not showing McMahon BTFO of his quads

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>>2165592
good taste senpai

>>2165615
According to the WWE, that botch never happened

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>mfw this is all a setup for HARPGOAT and Orton to take out Bray and then become best buds

>>2165611
Kys

>Rumble time is almost here.
I know he won't be in the match, but please don't let this be another "Roman Rumble".

Remember when one botch nearly ruined a whole PPV? Remember when Vince blew not 1, but 2 quads? Remember the rumble.

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>>2165617
>mfw fucking Nikki and Nattie has had a better build up than anything on Raw

How can they be so shit at booking for so long?

>>2165622
>oily gym bag shitter.
lol god damn

>>2165628
I member

>>2165625
Kill yourself

>>2165626
>that "1 vs all" cringe rumble where Roman enters 1st and takes a break after 6 entrants until he returns to get BTFO

i cringed

>>2165626
I think this is one of the most recent rumbles when the winner isn't that clear

>Another Cage match with no blood

>>2165613
if you watch his doc you can tell that it hurt his feelings to be boo'd so hard by the fans

OMG THIS FUCKING DEAD CROWD

Remember when Orton flashed his dick at Mama Benjamin and made her quit?

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>Lawler

Tomorrows Total Divas looks like is can fap through the entire thing.

>a movie about a great wall
MEXICO BTFO

Anyone got a livestream link?

WE

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WE
WUZ
KANGS
...
wait

I kinda did miss king

Holy fuck, everytime they cut to the crowd, there's at least 5 neckbeard in the shot. Pathetic.

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>are you glad to see me back?

Mandatory for Smackdown threads.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08oV7bWXquc

>it's a Rusev gets cucked episode

Not again

>King is in wrestling gear
Oh god

ONE MORE MATCH

fuck im gonna cry when king dies bros

holy shit

>>2165641
18+

>>2165644
http://network.wwe.com/

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>>2165637
>hurting big daves feelings

what is wrong with these people

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>>2165636

>implying Bex isn't on the rag

dolph has the gayest music ever

>>2165654
I will quit wrestling when JR passes

>>2165654
I hope we see him die right fucking now.

>>2165646
fuck off faggot

>another fucking filler talk show

How many of these do we need?

>>2165622
please stop

i even like dolph, but this mute thing is getting old REALLY quick

>Turns heel
>Starts shaving

Bearded Dolph would be GOAT

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ADOPLH
Z
I
T
L
E
R

Is it just me or is King looking like Alex Jones these days?

Now that Ziggler is heel, I expect Vicki to show back up sometime soon

Lolol I met this fat fuck when I lived in Memphis.

This is fucking wildly embarassing

>>2165660
lol for me it is Vince. Once Vince goes it is all over for me. I am a 30+

ADOLPH BTFO

>his whole gimmick is he doesn't talk

not buying ziggetty as a heel

>Dolph is going for the heel Sting crow phase

>>2165677

Jericho did that for 2 weeks and got over, fuck off

>King Cringe

>>2165674

I mean I think he's about to stroke

> unironically hating lawler

https://youtu.be/pWaOWpZKMTE

This fucking cringe worthy segment is going to end in Dolph beating up Lawler for cheap heat

This segment could be better but it's not as bad as the Bayley/Charlotte segment yesterday

Where is Big Bantz?

This is pretty cringy, I presume dolph beats the fuck out of him and gives him another heart attack

Lawler is on deaths door. God damn.

>>2165656
>network doesnt stream raw/smackdown live for several weeks
>proving you yourself dont have the network

Ziggler should come out to Nuclear.

>>2165686
>>2165693
>SEETHING

Why the fuck is he shirtless for what purpose he looks silly

SMACKDOWN BRINGING BACK THE ATTITUDE

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>>2165682


>implying he wasn't over already

>GAS KIKES AND MINORITIES NOW
DOLPH NOOOOOO!

>Dolph caused the heart attack

Based

BASED DOLPH

Gimmick over

I thought he had the GIF of Lawler sneaking a peek at Paige's ass.

...Anybody have that out of curiosity?

>>2165682
Jericho can get anything over, though.

Holy shit the savagery.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!? HOLY SHIT THIS SHOW IS A JOKE

HOLY SHIT. DOLPH WITH THE NUCLEAR HEART ATTACK HEAT.

HOLY SHIT!!! BASED ZIGGLOS

That's not true...

Anyone got that Jerry Lawler's Ho Train pic?

>heart attack angle

Welp, I didn't think WWE could sink lower

heel dolph is about as natural as corbin

Lololol

This segment took a turn

HE DID IT

OH SHIT WHY DOES SMACK HAVE SO MUCH FIRE TO SPIT

jesus fucking christ smackdown
>>2165693
close

Based Ziggler taking this pedo scum to the chambers

>>2165718
Gotta get him over as a heel somehow

Dolph stop trying to be edgy and aggressive it doesnt work for you.

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GOAT

>heart attack angle

Well this got interesting

Dolph is gonna rip out Lawler's heart and eat it like Mil Muertes

KING ON HEART ATTACK WATCH

jesus Dolph is talking like an autist roleplaying as a super villain

KILL HIM ZIGGLER THATS NOT PG

>>2165719
Meaning unnatural or natural?

hahahahahahahahahahaha based segment

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ZIGGLER NO!

BASED Adolph "Final Solution" Zimmler

>>2165734
yup, this is gay

klluybvytb

OH MY GOD LAWLER JUST CALLED ZIGGLER A MIDCARD FOR LIFE ON LIVE TV

HAHAHAAHAAH

Sweet Chest Music

Why does Jerry love getting beat up?

Why is dolph acting like he's the villain in a 4th grade play?

HEIL ZITLER

KING JUST GOT ZYKLONED

>JBL stumbling to the ring

DOLPH NO DRAW CONFIRMED

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F

LMAO JBL FUCKING FELL OVER

Darth Ziggler

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Holy shit this took a turn fast

>Ziggler's new finish is a Heart Kick

Also Based JBL pullin that Vampiro shit

Dolphetty BTFO!

>ZIGGLEEEERRR

kek'd

Anyone see JBL trip?

JBL SAVE HIM

Funny part is Ziggler can play an effective heel, this whole aggressive heel thing can work, you just gotta give it room to grow

>yfw he isn't acting
>he's actually having another heart attack

Adolph vs JBL Confirmed

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>JBL FALLING OVER

>>2165736
horrible delivery

Holy fn shit.

Dolph plays a good heel,then again he was not bad as a face

ZIGGLERRRRRR

Lmao i'm laughing

>>2165757
>LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

ZIGGLER VS JBL WHEN

someone please webm JBL falling

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>mfw Dolphetty and Jerry fuckin Lawler got more heat and their segment over faster than anything Raw has ever done

Am I the only one that wanted JBL to challenge Ziggler?

>>2165744
Zigman unequivocally and eternally BTFO!

Based fucking Dolph working the marks and putting fat fucks in an early grave, truly he is /ourguy/

STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It was all building up to Xander Cage's debut

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ZIGGLERRRRRRRRR

>>2165768
>SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE

Am I watching a daytime soap opera?

Welp, that was a middling SDL at best. Why was Ziggler v. Lawler the main event tho?

THIS IS KINO

worst segment of smackdown since the brand split

BOMBO KLAAAAAAA!!!!

You can choose only one diva who will peg you.

Becky or Bliss?

>HE WORKED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!
>ZIIIIIIIIIGGGGGLLLLEEEERRRR!

Jannetty Lawler BTFO by Dimeless Dolph

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>>2165758

>No Corbin
>No American Alpha
>No midtable

Also is nobody going to declare themselves for the rumble, or are they saving that for talking /smack/?

>>2165780
night time soap opera

RATE THAT PROMO /ASP/

>BASED JERRY/10

JBL vs Zig when?

>>2165785
Why not both?

Feels good knowing despite who wins, our SD women's champion will still be a hot, white women.

RAM BTFO again.

Why does everyone think this show is good?
This shit sucks, guys. Terrible segments every week like that, same 4 people wrestling every week.
WWE sucks I hate myself kill me

>>2165650
LOL

>>2165785
Both?

Whatever happened to the Ring Vs Other Horror movie movie that was happening?

>>2165786
SUCH A LUST FOR DIMES

>>2165798
NEW
>>2165798
NEW
>>2165798
NEW
>>2165798
NEW

>>2165785
I've got 2 holes

>>2165469
Man xxx is so extreme!!! I cant wait to get a case of dew and doritos and wank it until im blind in the theater.!!

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FUCKING JBL FALLING

>have heart attack
>go to your hometown
>get kicked in the heart

>>2165787
Dolph Ziggler: A Man Deprived Of His Dimes

>>2165772
Hopefully they go that way

>>2165791
One of the worst since the brand split/10

Remove all talk show segments.

>>2165799
That was a thing? Show me dox on the next thread.

JBL vs Ziggler in a Cero Minorías match at Wrestlemania

>>2165785
yeah I'm rejecting your premise, both

>>2165794
>potato nigger
>white
lmao

I'm so glad that's over. I really thought Dolph was going to start dropping elbows on a 90 year old Lawler in Memphis.

>>2165799
That's the japanese version. Remember that The Ring, One Missed Call and The Grudge are originally japanese. Just wait until they bring that over

>>2165794

Becky is orange.

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The only way I think it could've almost been better is if King was doing his segment and Ziggler came out in his colonel outfit, then superkicked him, gave him some chicken to cause another heart attack and leave.

The whites will be stronger than ever

>>2165736
>>2165734
Dark, evil Ziggler fucking sucks. It doesn't fit his character.

Cocky asshole Dolph is his wheelhouse but it feels like they never let him do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TGoyXtYQ8g