WELCOME TO
/smack/
IS
SAVAGE
1st for /ck/
Where did JBL go?
Hi
ZIGGGGLLLLERRRRRRRRRRRRR
I would love to bang Lynch and Bliss at the same time
>This Smackdown
Jesus imagine a full Lariat from Hell from JBL onto ziggys selling
>>2165798
Is anybody legitimately hyped for this Cage Match?
Ziggler should use this as his new theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
Post yfw JBL vs Ziggler in a Cero MinorĂas match at Wrestlemania
>smackdown main event
>thread only has 5 posts
lmao dead thread dead crowd
I was hoping for another Lawler vs. Ziggler match. I'd love to see another fireball spot
Someone make a gif of JBL falling down please
>>2165805
What you have for dinner tonight Mr. /ck/?
THEY WERE NEVER GONNA DO A NAZI ZIGGLER GIMMICK, IT WAS ALWAYS GONNA BE A MGS ZIGGLER GIMMICK
ZIG FACE INCOMING
>ywn get dp'd by Becky and Bliss wearing strap ons
J U S T
Even after all these years, Lawler is still fantastic at doing segments. His kinda meh role as commentary over the past almost two decades makes one forget that dude had a legendary career before that.
>>2165831
YES DO IT!
CAN I GET SOME (YOU)s?
>>2165825
Could be ok. We haven't seen smack do many gimmick matches on the weekly show so maybe they have something big planned like unmasking luchadora.
>>2165831
I think it added authenticity to it
>>2165823
>that career
Mandatory for Smackdown threads.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08oV7bWXquc
Mandatory for Smackdown threads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08oV7bWXquc
BEST
GIRL
BEST
BASED SHANE
Do you guys remember when dolph ziggler was Vickie guerrerro's fuckboy? Or when John cena dumped a bunch of poop on him and AJ Lee?
>first ever women's steel cage match
>Commentary has only said "history" once throughout the show.
>mfw
JBL BTFO
Spolier: Bliss uses Jewish Shapeshifting tricks to turn into a cockroach and crawl out the cage
>>2165841
the rarest
Will Baron join the Wyatt family?
Shooting Star Shane
>Obunga banting about JBL falling down
The absolute madman.
>>2165841
sure friend
just don't post anime anymore
>>2165843
I missed it!
>OTUNGA BURYING JBL
>Jerry the king LAWYER
Wtf JBL
>>2165841
here you go my man
Only a matter of time before Shane enters the rumble
BRAY CONFIRMED WINNING THE RUMBLE
Did anything of note happen on RAM?
Did Carmellakino already happened?
>>2165828
it's not as long as RAM, and we still have 205 before Talking /smack/
@2165841
ten
What was Shane's announcement?
>>2165863
Please god
>>2165811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcYDSkZKD4w
Here bro, I don't know if there are plans to bring it stateside.
First for WWE hall of famer and 45th president of the United States
I swear this is the absolute hottest Alexa bliss has looked...
>>2165871
I'll be damned.
>>2165864
cuck foleys haircut i believe
MORE HISTORY MADE
>>2165864
Brock Lesnar came back in the opening segment, rest of the show was a snoozefest. Smackdown has be great tonight
Who /Bliss/ here?
>>2165863
I fucking wish.
>Champ coming out last
Based Smack
>tfw I will never see this glorious belly going up and down in my front while Alexa fucks the hell out of me
Suicide is the most reasonable option here
>>2165823
some sad eyes
Why does the cage have wheels on it?
>>2165844
One more to go hoeski.
>>2165864
>Ram
>Things of note happening
Pick one
it's weird that becky's gimmick is steampunk
i wouldn't have thought there was much overlap between rassling and steampunk
no carmella segment?
>>2165854
No, Beeg is
>>2165881
Me
Here we go boys. How does it end?
WHO IS SHEEEEEE!?
WHY NEXT
What do you think Alexas butthole smells like
>>2165892
That old man in the crowd is based
The only way I think this could've almost been better is if King was doing his segment and Ziggler came out in his colonel outfit, then superkicked him, gave him some chicken to cause another heart attack and leave.
BASED
E
X
Fuck, marry, kill, eat out, get pegged by, chastely kiss
>>2165881
Right here Blissbro
>>2165872
>>2165869
Elimination Chamber.
>>2165891
Probably next week we see the results
>guido Ellsworth
>Jimmy Pretty returns
This gonn be gud
>>2165896
>poor shops of Lexi
really fucking sad
>>2165898
Double turn
Really glad Bex has slimmed down and stopped wearing those autistic corsets.
I want Becky and Bliss to spitroast me!
>>2165899
jazz
>>2165904
>>2165899
Chris Benoit
>>2165888
hey zack
>>2165864
Semen demon alert. Protect thy crotches.
>>2165881
Me forever. All the next duds fail when get in the big rings.... except Alexa... she still can't wrestle but she's still as hot as she was in nxt
>>2165888
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>2165906
>kill naomi
>get pegged by everyone
WHERE MY BROSKIS AT
>>2165827
>>2165881
/spiteful/ here
Are the Wyatts done? Was the whole union so Bray could pass on his eat pins curse to Snek?
>>2165890
The steam doesn't do anything! It just looks cool! That's the whole point of Steampunk!
IT'S NOT PRACTICAL!
Alexa Bliss is ______
>>2165901
Pure bliss
>>2165888
>>2165906
Thats not Nattys body.
>/asp/ hates Charlotte vs Sasha as the Main event
>/asp/ loves Becky vs Alexa as the main event
>>2165910
>>guido Ellsworth
I didn't know I wanted this but now I do
>>2165888
ALL THESE GETS
What if Alexa jumped from the top of the cage but Becky was holding onto her shorts and gave her a really big wedgie?
>>2165901
Like the inside of a hot box or Dominoes
>mfw La Luchadora = Kurt Angle
>>2165926
>>2165926
WOO WOO WOO
I wanna build a homestead between her thighs
>>2165925
Racist and a faggot.
Sucks to be you.
>>2165888
Ryder world title win confirmed
>>2165932
My waifu so hands off
>>2165932
winning tonight
>>2165898
In my bed
>>2165901
Ever sniffed a wet band-aid?
Probably that....I hope
Why doesn't Ambrose use Bosley?
Good to see we've already got the match of the night next week
>>2165881
GOAT
>>2165936
>/asp/ hates boring shit forced down their throats
>/asp/ loves potentially good matches with actual building and capable workers
Seems like good taste to me
>>2165888
HOW DOES HE FUCKING DO IT?
>>2165936
SEETHING
>>2165906
>fuck nikki
>marry bliss
>kill carmella
>eat naomi out
>get pegged by becky
>chastely kiss nattie
Is Sasha Bank watching this Bosley ad?
>>2165906
>fuck
Carmella
>marry
Becky
>kill
Naomi?
>eat out
Nikki
>get pegged by
Alexa
>chastely kiss
Nattie
>>2165936
they're the only reason to watch smackdown
>13 minutes to work a steel cage match
>>2165946
is your butt hurting?
Why is the Smackdown title presented inside a Chamber?
Will we have
>World
>Tag
>Women's
Chambers?
an artist's painting of dolph ziggler
Why not exit out of the door while the opponent is climbing the cage?
WHY THE FUCK DOES SMACKDOWN REFUSE TO USE THE HARD CAMERA
Yfw Alexa could squeeze through the corner of the cage
Is this the main event?
Raw wins, lads
has either of these little ladies ever done anything like this before?
>>2165962
Well it IS a main event
Is JBL vs Big Show steel cage kino?
>surrounded by a cage
>try to catapult her into a turnbuckle
>botch it anyways
>>2165964
No but i could probally guess yours is.
Only thing stiffer than this match is muh dick
This match sucks.
Why the fuck is this the main event?
Women's Wrestling is a confirmed sham if we don't get a Twisted Bliss off of the top of the cage tonight.
>fuck
Carmella
>marry
Alexa
>kill
Naomi
>eat out
Nikki
>get pegged by
Nattie
>chastely kiss
Becky
>>2165936
There was literally no reason for Sasha and Charlotte to be in HIAC, besides "lol everone else is doing it". Here, it's obviously to keep out La Luchadora and has had buildup for weeks now
>>2165981
because a cage is involved
>>2165981
Tits and ass
>>2165972
Book it
>>2165964
mine always is, my bf into anal now and we can get the lube right
>>2165979
no it's not, sorry pal
>>2165906
>Fug
Nikki
>Marry
Becky
>Kill
Carmella
>Eat Out
Naomi
>Pegged
Bliss
>Chastely Kiss
Nattie
did they both forget to sell anything. way too fast paced.
Alexa is going to escape
>GO ALEXA!!!!!!!!!!!
anything more cringey than a mark?
Alexa is the one with a diving finisher
So she's probably gonna win
>>2165986
>Becky
>ass
Nope.
Bliss would probably be able to fit through the corners of the cage
>>2165994
posting on /asp/
>>2165994
an anti-mark
Cue Mickie James in 3...2...1...
>>2165991
They're pretty limited on time
>put them in a cage match so they can face each other one on one with no interference to definitively decide the championship
>they spend the whole match just trying to climb out
Bliss will tease doing her finisher from the top of the cage, then escape instead
>ywn see Nikki, Mella, Bliss, Emma and Dana compete in a 99-03 esque bikini contest
>>2166001
Alexa has enough for both of them
>>2165906
>Fuck
Aj Lee
>marry
Aj Lee
>kill
Bayley
>eat out
Aj Lee
>>2166007
true actually
>Alexa in a cage
My cute mousefu
Kane vs RVD this is not
>>2165888
reminder
>>2166011
No kidding right she got the booty only a white girl can dream of
>Alexa treating Becky Lynch like Cruella De Vil treated the Dalmatians
Mauro seriously needs to fuck off
>>2165977
Dubs confirm.
GOAT finish.
letting them leave through the door to win kind of defeats the purpose of the cage
>that view of Bex straddling the cage
WEW
>Becky puts one of her legs back in the cage
Fucking retard
My dick is harder than the cage right now.
>>2166028
Ya i never really got the door thing.
>inb4 Luchdora closes door on Becky
WHY DIDN'T BECKY GO FOR THE DOOR
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DOOR
WHO BOOKS THIS SHIT
i love that they can just throw words into moves like avalanche and make it mean something
If Becky Wins, Trips
If Bliss Wins, Dubs
RAW women BTFO
>>2166021
Reminder
>This is awesome!
Alexa and Becky are showing a ton of armpit in this match.
>>2165835
who's this jewess semen demon
>>2166035
Is this your first steel cage match?
HOLY SHIT THATS A MICKIE JAMES KICK
>Those tits
It's Mickie
>>2166034
Woah
>>2166043
Fetish detected
holy fuck that was sloppy
IT'S FUCKING MICKEY
La luchadora has some sweet ass and tits
>>2166028
The original purpose of the cage was you beat your opponent so bad you could just walk out. Then they learned that climbing over the cage is more exciting, but never changed the rules.
Becketty has been buried based mickie
See this is what I mean
The whole point of the cage match was to keep Luchadora from interfering, but they just fucking open the cage door and she comes in.
is this a different luchadora?
this one looks white
>>2165909
Thanks
Do you remember when it is
>>2166040
You can't stop it. Accept it.
>>2166037
Thats a thing Mauro does he add jacknife to half of the moves too. I think he sucks at anouncing.
Mickie James everybody!
>>2166051
Bliss isn't very good in the ring thats why.
Why doesn't Alex just squeeze through the gap in the corners?
Also why is she wearing shorter shorts? She's too good for that
...
>>2166043
Nobody can beat becky at that game
>>2166057
used to be some NXT prospect
>>2166056
kek
MICK KICK
I
C
K
K
I
C
K
That was fucking horrible.
Outside of that top rope exploder suplex, it was pure trash. Stop giving females the main event.
I hope it's Asuka
>cage match with interference
>state of smacketty
BAH GAWD
MICKIE
MICKIE JAMES CONFIRMED
BASED!
THAT'S FUCKING MICKIE!
SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN
MICKIE!
OH SHIT
>camera crew always cuts away right before a particularly juicy ass shot
Ya mans an 'nem some fags keep it 100 kinfoke.
>>2166069
>rawtist seething
based mickie
YOU'VE ALL BEEN MADE FOOLS OF
THICKIE JAMES
MAMA MIA
The original Thiccie
its mickie james.
ok
Neat
Last two segments weren't very good but that was still a solid Slapup
That was a RAM-tier finish and reveal.
>tfw no mickie/alexa hla
Oh look, its who everybody thought it was. What a twist
>>2166069
Wasn't that bad
HO SHEEEIIIT
Does this mean Crazy Piggy James is back???
IT WAS ME BECKY
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
Horseface and transgender flair had a hell in a cell match and it was shit,a few minutes on the stell cage and alexa and becky kill it,smackdown Always win
>>2166060
hes very good when not as animated. I watched boxing last saturday where he called the fight. Was pretty great.
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD!
I like that it was thickie though
Fuck all of you who said I was wrong about it being Mickie James a couple weeks ago. Shove Donna Purazzo up your own ass.
>Mickie is revealed as La Luchadora
>firstrow stream crashes
MY DICK IS HARD AS ADAMANTIUN FOR MICKIE
>Mickie James/Alexa Bliss psycho lesbians angle
OH GOD MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>2166080
Post it!!! i need that in my life
>>2166069
they didn't even need the cage for her to do a top rope exploder
in fact, it only obstructed everyone's view of it
I knew it was actually Mickie James this time because Luchadora's ass looked good for once.
BASED THICKIE AND BASED BLISS
So crazy Mickey?
>>2166064
He didn't fall at all. It was a tribute to Eddie Guerrero
Memphis sucks and they get the Gallagher I forfeit match.
Based Big Butthole Mickie working the Bexbros
RATE THIS SMACKDOWN CHADS
muh dick
match literally ruined
who /mickie/ here?
Alexa and Mickie should have kissed tbqh senpai
>Mickie and the Mouse
Part of me was hoping La Luchadora was Eva Marie. It would had been amazing if the second she got unmasked voice over guy went "ALL RED EVERYTHING EVA MARIE HAS BEEN STARRING IN A ROLE AS LA LUCHADORA"
Mick BTFO by Based Mick
>yfw WWE gives Mickie James Mickey Gall's entrance music
Now that Shooter is over, does that mean Smackdown can go overtime too?
Smackdown is Milf status now.
>Mickie and Nikki on the same show as John Cena
Haha yes mickie james is back. Shell eventually betray alexa and steal the title. And no i didnt know that it was her, i mean as far as i had remembered she was in tna.
>>2166112
9/10
>>2166100
>ywn shove Donna Purazzo up your own ass
>>2166107
MY DICK CAN'T HANDLE THIS
Mickie looks good. Can't wait to see her in ring gear.
>>2166116
My dick would become a new type of metal
>>2166062
Been saying this since she got called up. Of course her waifu fags swear she is good. She is a step above Carmella and Eva Marie
Finish was ram-tier. I was hoping some action from the top of the cage
>>2166103
They should have just taken turns doing things to Becky while she was laying there spread out
>>2166117
Heh
>>2166117
brb selling this to creative.
>>2166120
205 live gamethread if youre interested
>>2166117
Kek
It wasn't always Mickie under the mask, right? That had someone else as Luchadora in the previous weeks, right?
Boring reveal. Even Eva Marie would have gotten a more reaction out of this.. or to make things even confusing, why not Purazzo / Jane Ellsworth instead?
>>2166142
>The plan is having multiple Luchadoras
>We'll get a tag team match where everyone is the Luchadora
>>2166134
That would have been too much for my dick to handle
>>2166117
JBL will 100% say this
>>2166137
Does Neville wrestle in those? Otheriwse not interested.
>>2166107
>same pictures every single fucking Raw/Smackdown
You niggas need Google, and Jesus.
>>2166097
Are you kidding? Both matches were awful.
Mickie wantin' dat Trish-lookalike poose.
>>2166164
yes, he's currently the #1 contender for the belt.
>alexa gonna finish the night with some arby's.
>>2166111
>>2166164
having a match tonight, also there's an i quit match tonight too
>>2166111
Post more beef
>>2166137
Why hasn't anyone edited this gif to have a laser beam firing out of Foxy's mouth?
>>2166183
>ywn that beef
>>2166193
/asp/ is a lazy shithole.
>>2166111
Is that real?
>>2166069
Alex has everything going for her... except the wrestling
>>2166206
Very
>>2166206
Yes it is
>>2166204
those images of sasha eating hay are pretty great
>>2166201
A woman who's in shape but with just the right amount of fat in her thighs really fucking does it for me.
>>2166214
**gulp** is there more?
>>2166204
Yes, but when content does actually get produced it's pretty top notch.
>>2166224
Forgot pic.
>>2166231
Ask google
I don't have enough Cum to fap to all of this
Did Mickie James ever do porn?
>>2166257
Softcore