/smack/ - SmackDown Live! Gamethread #2

Holy FUCK this match is great

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>>2165033
All boards report!

/asp/ here.

who /deadcrowd/ here?

Question, /asp/, why do Raw stars fucking suck on the stick, but Smacklads are based and spit hot fire at each other?

stop making threads with your deviantart shit as the picture op

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LETS GO MIZ

is anyone else looking forward to the ellsworth shopping segment?

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>>2165059
/pol/ reporting

>>2165065
Smackdown is just better in every single regard and it's not even close

Reminder that Carmella is taking Ellsworth shopping tonight
Like one of those old teenager rom coms

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How does SmA+ckdown do it?

>>2165065

Because the writer for smack is actually good. They probably have a little more control over what they can say. I'm sure raw is scripted to death

>>2165070
no

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>>2165059
/co/ reporting for its love for the blue brand

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>Dean gets a pop just for walking in view of the camera
>Miz and AJ putting on literal MOTY gets no reaction
What gives?

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>>2165059
/co/ Reporting in

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>>2165059
/Co/ reporting

Are we the generation that ends smoking?

wtf I want to smoke now!

>>2165065
The guy who used to do stories for NXT when it was really good is the same guy doing Smackdown's stuff. That and everyone on RAW that isn't Owens, Jericho, and New Day suck at doing promos though Sami can pull it off occasionally and Paul as well but he's rarely on.

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>>2165070
Yes

my answer would have to be yes

>can't sleep
>turn on Smackdown LIVE
>check the "talent" in the ring
>instantly snooze until the morning and feel fresh and energized

every single week lmao

>>2165060
Fellow Rawlpha here bro

>>2165091
She is so fucking hot

>>2165080
>Rawtist seething
kek

>>2165059
/asp/ here.

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>yfw Carmella is cuckqueaning Ellsworth's wife

>>2165083
The Miz is on the ring, there is your answer.

crowd on the quieter side tonight, no?

>>2165100
And cuckolding Cass
>Cuckmella

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>>2165059
/e/ here

>>2165081
>>2165084
>>2165086
Did Surfs Up 2 actually trick people into getting into wrestling?

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Are you tired of winning yet Smacklads?

>>2165097
I'm a Smacklad and simply don't want shopping on my wrestling show

>>2165108
We're never tired of Winning.

Kek, David's getting worked

>>2165108
but smackdown is on tuesdays

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>>2165059
/a/ here

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>>2165108
Never

>remake of citizen kane
jews have no shame

>>2165109
Some of the best segments in history are outside the arena ones

We used to get fun stuff like this more often

>>2165092
>SDL isn't even over yet but he has somehow woken up in the morning
Rawtists are not only illiterate, but they're retarded too.

Ughh cmon Smack, what a shit ending

>>2165081
>>2165084
>>2165086
>manchildren watch wrestling
Surprising

Wait why was AJ disqualified?

>>2165107
Nah ive been a manchild all my life so its been wrestling and cartoons and comics for my enjoyment pretty much my whole run at life

Goddamnit, they were so close

>>2165122
Cena threw Miz into the barricade

SUPERCENA MODE

>>2165114
Vamp best girl.

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So Cena pulled his trusty shovel out of his shed...

>>2165122
BMJ hit Miz.

Otunga is mad that miz stole his nickname.

oh shit we 2010 Cena now

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>>2165108
never get tired of those Ws -iwnl-

>>2165118
I'll admit the Stone Cold/Booker T store segment was good but that was because of the brawling

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Donde estan mis /SMACK/ hermanos?

Cena getting out the shovel!

Donde estan mis /smack/ hermanos?

>>2165134
>Cena vs Miz rivalry was 5 years ago

>>2165127
>>2165132
Ah i see. Still the bell rang until AJ hit Cena
.

>had to watch AJ wrestle down to the Miz's level in a boring match
>all to see Cena beat up both

Nikki Bella Vore when

What kind of lube you guys using during the fap main event?

>tfw no real WWE fighting game

Who would you main lads?

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SuperCena is back!

>>2165137
Sucking dick for 5 liters of gas

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>>2165059
/mu/ has made its presence here!

Thikki with the darker hair does something to my peepee

>>2165144
icy cold

>>2165145
AJ Styles or Karl Anderson.

>>2165059
/sp/ here

>>2165144
>not going dry

how's seventh grade?

>>2165141
Ref had to wind up to signal for the DQ

>>2165152
Is that even a thing?

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>>2165145
Rollins
Styles or Joe for secondaries

Nikki can't even sell cautiously walking down a hallway.

>73 posts
>only 40 unique posters
>even the smackdown threads are dead as fuck

wow..........

>>2165144
Pink Dove soap bar

THE OPPENIG SEGMENT AND THE AJ VS MIZ MATCH WAS BETTER THAN ALL RAW.

>>2165153
>tfw no AJ with Club strikers

>>2165160
Cuckdown BTFO

>>2165160
Don't front, brah, the RAM thread was slow as fuck last night too

You guys gonna watch John Wick 2? Looks pretty good, mayne

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>>2165160
>SEETHING

>>2165144
Bengay

>>2165156
It still seemed slower than usual, more realistic.

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>Main Event is the women's steel cage match
>Mickie James will be revealed as La Luchadora to a massive return pop

Based Big Booking Smackchads

>>2165157
there is lube that replicates a cold feeling but I was just joking I don't use lube

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>>2165160

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>>2165168
Still need to see the first one...

HOLY SHIT THIS POP TARTS COMMERCIAL IS BETTER THAN ALL OF RAW

>>2165160
Crazy how slow the thread is when people are actually watching and enjoying the product.

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>>2165145
It hurts my heart there will never be a next gen No Mercy

>>2165137
Aca como siempre papi disfrutando del A show

>>2165059
/d/ here, can't post for obvious reasons

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Shrek Debut when

>>2165160
Sorry our threads are filled with people actually watching the show and not austistically shitposting while ignoring the show. Also I know your mommy won't let you, but try to unmute your TV.

>>2165168
Dont tell me they kill his new doge.

>Sophia Grace
HNNNNNNG
Who's this qt?

>>2165160
Shut up idiot

>>2165168
Yeah, first one was pretty good

Why do you guys pretend like there's a competition between Raw and Smack when we know damn well all of you watch both shows.

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>>2165180
pls don't remind me

>>2165145
Kenta Kobashi of course. Burning Hammer too OP

kek what the fuck? Why is WWE doing kid's music now?

LISTEN THE LOUDLY CROWD.
EVEN IN COMERCIALS, ME CAN HEAR THE CROWD.

What other Elimination Chamber matches will there be?

It'd be nice if every title got one

>>2165168
Looks pretty exciting.

>Nikki Bella enters the ring
>crickets and a silent hush all around the arena

is this seriously smackdown's women's "division" ?

>>2165168
The first one was an unexpected gem too me. Wish there wasn't a 2nd but I will still give it a chance.

We kids music now

WWE is so weird. How did so many girls look up to this shit when it was basically the closest thing we had to porn on cable TV.

Well guys it's time, *unzips pant*

>>2165179
Thinking status: made me do it

>>2165194
To pander to all the pedos who also happen to be fans of wrasslin. There are hundreds of them maybe thousands

>what are you doing?
>SHUT UP NIKKI
made me laugh for some reason

NATTIE JOINED THE SHIELD?!

THE SHIELD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YewcrxOQNvk

this feel like the promos of 2k17

Imagine Paige vores Nikki Bella

Lol dead crowd

WHAT A EXCITING CROWD.

Nattie looks so good with her hair down

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>this segment
HOLY SHIT!

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>>2165196
womens for sure

>>2165164
It's not fair bro.

ABSOLUTELY DED CROWD

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>Dolph btfo

crowd hot as fuck right now

>both of you are going to die alone

holy fuck

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>ex-uncle
Literally how?

BIG BANTZ NATTIE SHOOTING ON WWE AND SHITMAN

Who the fuck was that fat little gremlin that has the music video with all the divas? And why was her portrait pic so much thinner?

BUTT "THE SHITMAN" HURT BTFO

Bmj 2010

How can RAM even compete, is not even funny

>even when not on screen, Vince has to fuck over Bret

>Bret's gonna die alone
SHE'S ONE OF US, ISN'T SHE?

What she got against Bret? Am I missing something?

this is absolutely kino

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>BRET BTFO

>>2165211
>lol
that says a lot about you

NATTY JUST BTFO BRET

HOLLLLLYYYYYYYYY FUCK LADS THAT WAS BRUTAL

How are they not cracking up during these segments?

I saw someone masturbating in the crowd

>>2165222
Honest to God, what, WHAT, did she mean by this

FIGHT FOREVER * CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Why did she want her to watch that? Why did she organize a camera crew?
The fuck am I watching this for?

>wah my face isnt on the cups

just remember the charlotte-bayley segment last night compared to this

Jesus fuck that was a good slap

BRET BURIED

>>2165226
They used photoshop on potato head

BIG BANTS NATTY BTFO'ING SHITMAN ETERNALLY HOLY SHIT

THE WOMENS DIVISION SEGMENTS IS RAW WAS FUCKIN CRINGE.

THIS SEGMENT IS FUCKIN PERFECT.

HA HA. DEAD. CROWD

That was a fun segment

>WHERE'S MY ICE CREAM YOU FUCKS

>>2165238
Was it you?

>>2165241
t. seething rawtist

WE /ATTITUDE/ NOW BOYS

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NATTIE IS /OURGIRL/

rock solid right now

HOLY SHIT BRET GOT ANNIHILATED BY NATTIE

Rusev gets cucked. No bros

Nattie is like a sexy middle line backer

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>Diva backstage fight
>Nattie and Nikki's stuff shaking all over the place
>That one guard got knocked the fuck away
What a time to be watching the show

>straight up grabbing Nattie's tits

Nice

>What you and Owen will have in common is youll both die in the ring

Remember if this was raw we would be talking about how historic it was for natty to be the first woman in the crowd

what'd she say about bret

>Natty btfoing Bret Hart.

I never realized Natty was /ourgirl/

>>2165252
Nope, I'm masturbating in home

help me remember fellow anons, why does Dean wants to fight the snek?

Natalya knocked that black security guy right into the wall

>The state of the Security being NFLd by a woman

>>2165266
That he and Nikki are going to die alone

Bretcuck must be SEETHING right now

>>2165266
she called him an old lesbian and thanked /asp/ for the based bantz

>a "brawl" happens outside the arena
>a crowd made up of 3 people who showed up for this shitshow just watch silently as it happens

seriously? you could hear a pin drop during that segment

>>2165264
What did she mean by this?

>>2165266
That it should've been him instead of Owen

Anyone interested in that Trump movie?

>>2165269
Because he's crazy.

>>2165269
Weeks ago The Wyatts attacked Dean after Dean beat Harper

Continuity in my rassling

>>2165255

Based milf natty

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#PRAY4BRETKEK

Lel how many people did Nattie BTFO in that one segment? Shit was lit!

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>Nikki Bella and Natty destroys a Table

>>2165276
that was an eggo commercial

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definitely /ourgirl/

Smack women
>Savage AF Natty
>Thikki
>Cage match

RAM women
>Here's Bayley high school pics lmao

>>2165283
Kek

WHAT A ENERGY CROWD, WHAT A EXITING

>>2165281
Nattie is bae

>>2165285

>RAM

>>2165273
>>2165249
>>2165219
>>2165211
>>2165104
What did he mean by this?

OHANA BAM????

>>2165266
said shawn would always be better and that bretcuck was btfo

>watching memedown

>>2165285
Don't forget soccer mom vs miz

>>2165283
Yeah so are you interested in it

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>>2165273
>rawcuck seething because RAM will never have /attitude/, titty-grabbing, catfight women's segments and are stuck with Charlotte screeching and Bayley reciting autist poetry for 20min.

What a shit song

>>2165285
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You post this again I will report you.

Natty's doing some pretty good promos desu

>>2165226
vickie guerrero

I want to have sex with Alexas facial expressions

I was at the show last week
Seeing all that Natti thiccness live made me really secure about my heterosexuality

How the fuck is Bliss so good on the mic?

HOLY SHIT THIS DEAD CROWD

>that hair
Eww

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>that human chuck doll

But......but shes my doll

>Back to back piss break segments
RAM won

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Cool, Alexa bringing back the summerslam look

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>>2165296
The greatest feeling right there.

What the fuck is up with Alexa's hair

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>promotes herself as a role model for little girls
>entrance involves her twirling her ass around like a stripper
>boobs are always either popping out or just about to pop out
>asscheeks constantly hanging out of her short shorts
>shorts are so low rise any lower and her vagina would be visible
>fake tan, plastic surgery, tons of makeup

What did she mean by this?

HUMAN CHUCKIE DOLL
U
M
A
N

C
H
U
C
K
I
E

D
O
L
L

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>>2165297
>yfw next week they go back to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pT2eaGYdF8

SMACKDOWN'S OWN, BASED ANGLE

>>2165298
Shut up, Rawfag

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I marked for this last night but I'll do it again

G O A T
O
A
T

IT'S TRUE IT'S DAMN TRUE

SMACKDOWN'S VERY OWN

THE GOAT KURT ANGLE

KURT

Holy shit Kurt angle in the hof!!

>>2165266
That shawn and vince were right

KURT
U
R
T

>>2165313
Nikki is the hero we deserve and need

EVEN THE HOF SEGMENT TO INDUCE KURT, IS BETTER THAN THE RAW SEGMENT.

>>2165305
>>2165104
>>2165211
>>2165219
>>2165249
>>2165273
>The only Raw fan on /asp/ is having an absolute meltdown

Please keep going, this is too good!

M I L K
I
L
K

Comedy angle is the best kurt

Oh no, whos beating Debra nowadays?

YOU SUCK

IT'S MILKOMANIA

"I got olympic gold"

>>2165326
He's probably having a stroke right now

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>Kurt
>Edge
>Eddie
I miss em all, lads

>>2165326
dead crowd

>milk covered 20's Stephanie

YOU SUCK

All these Kurt segments show just how bad the wwe is now

MARTY JANNETY

>>2165187
>fatlet underaged grill
>qt
>hnnnnng
Shower, height, weights, clue, sex, etc.

Say it with me /smack/

INTENSITY

YOU SUCK

Kurt's theme is GOAT to be honest

>>2165335
At least Edge is fucking a thicc goddess and Kurt is coming home

>>2165329
BEAT DEBRA

>>2165335
>Kurt
>edge
>who?

U SUCK

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>>2165337

>>2165342
INTEGRITY

>>2165329
she's probably smashing herself over the head with a frying pan. you know, like the old days

TIME FOR SNEK

>>2165342
INTEGRITY

Kurt's so based that our virtual divegrass team has the Three I's of Angle as our team motto.

>>2165340
STILL

>>2165350
INTELLIGENCE

>>2165341
>asking a pedo to have sex

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Fuck, marry, kill, eat out, get blown by, chastely kiss

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Dean looks good with that title

People who don't wear titles should vacate them

>>2165353
INTELLIGENCE

>>2165335
We all do senpai. We all do.

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>>2165349
>dat file size
>try again

>>2165353
IMPOTENCE

My Bliss boner hasn't left yet and then they put up the GOAT Kurt.

Now my heart has a boner.

>>2165354
>divegrass
Does this mean soccer?

Why is Randy wearing pants? Looks out of place with the family.

>>2165354
Kurt in the team when? just for this cup pls Groudon

>>2165358
Even the Smackdown women are better. It's frustrating how shitty the Raw women are, especially on the mic

>Founding member of the Shield

Isn't that redundant?

Why is Conner Mcgregor shilling ps4?

>>2165353
IMPOSSIBLE

>>2165364
I think he means footy

>>2165365
*not wearing pants.

Also needs a bigger beard.

>>2165358
>Fuck Bliss
>Marry Carmella
>Kill Becky
>Eat out Naomi
>Get blown by Nikki
>Kiss Nattie

>>2165358
Fuck Nikki
Marry Bliss
Kill Naomi
Eat out Becky
Get blown by Carmella
Chastely kiss Nattie

>>2165358
I would literally murder someone with my bear hands to wife bliss

>>2165359
what the fuck is going on in that gif?

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Marry
Fuck
Kill
Salad toss
Blow
Kiss

>Randy wins tonight, wins IC title later on
>Brayy lmao wins elimination chamber
>eventually win tag titles
>Wyatts go to Wrestlemania on a complete power trip

>>2165059

/pol/ GTKRWN

>>2165375
This is the only truth.

>>2165378
what the fuck is up with what i think is chavo

HEY

>>2165358

Fuck: Carmella
Marry:Bliss
Kill: Naomi
Eat out: Nikki
Get blown by: Nattie
Chastely kiss: Becky

Becky and Naomi pretty much being interchangeable

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>>2165358
Ignore those thots and worship the goddess eva marie

>>2165377
Paige showing her Alberto tattoo to Eva

>>2165377
Eva being slightly disgusted at Paige's Alberto tattoo

>>2165379

If only

>>2165378
But if you do the first one, you can't do the other ones

HEY

>>2165071
>>2165380
please leave

HEY

>>2165372
ha ha ok yeah hadn't seen that before.

Bliss better walk out with the title. I like Bex too but just seeing cute little Bliss and how she clutches that thing so tight.

SNEK

>>2165391
agreed

>>2165378
Marry Edge
Fuck Eddie
Kill Benoit
Salad toss Kurt
Blow Chavo
Kiss Rey Rey

why doesn't the ringposts have the led casings

HEY!

NOTHING YOU CAN SAY

Once again I get fucking worked by that goddamn intro tease

This entrance just shows how many people own smartphones now.

A cellphone used to be a luxury

>>2165071
>>2165380
Please stay

>>2165385
>based Domino
excellent taste in trans pornstars, my friend

"HEY NOTHING YOU CAN SAY"

>>2165391
No u

>>2165356
BANKRUPTCY

>>2165400
NEW
>>2165400
NEW
>>2165400
NEW
>>2165400
NEW
>>2165400
NEW

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>You will never hear his legend killer theme again

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>tfw the titantron made you think Legend killer Orton was back

Where is Rowan?

>>2165391
>>2165395
Nice samefagging. Grow a pair sissy.

>>2165378
Marry Benoit
Fuck Edge
Kill Chavo
Blow Eddie
Kiss Kurt

>>2165402
They're flashlights. They pass them out before the Wyatts come out

>>2165432
retard

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>>2165431
>Marry Benoit

>>2165379
pls

>>2165137
重複した投稿を申し訳ありません。 私の友人は私がここにいる

>>2165358
marry bliss
fuck carmella
bj from natalya
eat out bella
kiss becky lynch
kill the black one

>>2165431
>Marry Benoit
Good luck with that

>>2165378
great match

>>2165431
Nancy, REST
IN
PEACE
mrmgrrgrr

>>2165172
Nice call