MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #3
No one cares about the UK Championship
muslim gf edition
DOUBLE U DOUBLE U E
>botcha falling early
First for FELLLAAAAAAA
FELLAAAAAA
They should have Tamina come out with Jimmy Snuka's ashes and tip it in the urn with Paul Bearer which caused Kane and Undertaker to come out and pledge their Alliance to Tamina while bringing in a 3rd brother that says their vision is clouded and there is actually a bad spirit in the urns caused by Tamina and then they chokeslam her.
>nigra snax
also what the fuck is this shit, are the women finally banned from live appearances because they can't stop botching?
First for Karl Anderson getting buried further. Never should've left NJPW
How many dimes can The Undertaker draw?
>>2160794
The UK wasn't all that bad. Dunne should have won though.
Their entrance is so fucking bad and janky holy fuck
Sheamus and Cesaro are based but I wish they weren't on Raw
I can't believe I stay up to watch this shit until 4.15am every single week.
>paletic warrior
What did Triphammer mean by this?
First for BBD triggering obese smarks into a seeth-athon
>>2160800
>muslim wife edition
there are no muslim gfs
>>2160814
E.P.I.C
>>2160800
I'd fuck her
>>2160817
he would of been in contention for an intercontinental title match Vs Kushida
GUISE WAT DO U YOU THINK ABOUT A STABLE WITH BASED JAKE , BASED BATE ANDA BASED VAUDEVILLAINS?
THAT WILL BE THE BEST STABLE IN HISTORY , BETTER THAN LEAGUE OF NATIONS?
>>2160824
They should send their boring asses to the Uk league
Give me (you)s pls.
>>2160800
Absolutely Haram. I must perform an honor killing now
Does Kurt return TONIGHT?
>>2160814
YES PLEASE WOULD WATCH RAW AGAIN
>>2160839
i got u family
>>2160814
Yeah we heard u the first time m8. ..
And the 3rd brother should be Abyss....or randy Orton , since he joins random teams
>Cesaro is taller than Sheamus
Wouldn't have guessed. Probably the mohawk
@2160839
N O
>>2160839
here you go, pal
>Great White
>gimmick not squashing every minority talent on the roster
'fuck is wrong with you Vince?
>>2160844
>that pic
Did they predict the future?
>>2160814
please do this make Raw great again
>>2160848
Rude.
ggrmrgmrmgrmgr
>White Pride tag team about to lose the belts because MLK day
>>2160853
But Hillary won the popular vote
HEYYYYYY MANNN
>>2160839
Here's a (you) 4 (you)
Based MLKjr working you all with an encore.
Based MLK working the racists
>>2160861
>Oi vey it was 6 garillion votes goyim
HEY MAN
WE CAME TO JOB TO OTHER GUYS
m-maybe they'll make the club look strong this one time?
>>2160861
That doesn't take away from the fact that Vince predicted 95% of Trump supports are dumb
>>2160814
kek this would be perfect
why are there recurring tag matches? big cass and enzo vs jinder and russo for the third time (i think) and the same with these guys
>>2160866
nigs are more racist than white though
>>2160861
that's like the participation award
>>2160874
Vince is talking about the WWE audience
>>2160873
u funny man
>"Put the gold on the line."
>Belts are silver
WHATCHAAAA GONNA DO BROTHA
WHEN THE HULKAMEMEIA,
MEMES WILD ON YOU
Why is Sheamus not in the main event scene? Hes so fuckin based
>>2160874
Well he also said Trump got the support of the audience
>>2160874
>trying this hard
just go back to redit, nerd
>>2160885
white gold
donde estan mis /smack/ hermanos?
>still 2 hours left on RAM
>>2160814
Would enjoy this
>>2160876
because Goldie is oldie, fuck you Vince i like Goldust
>VEE (You) DEE (You)
>>2160874
If you mean dumb as not being brainwashed by fake news than I am one big dumb dumb you leftist scum
2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2160880
>black people
>racist
Who runs America again? Rich old white men idiot
>>2160901
Congrats, nerd
>>2160900
>I am one big dumb dumb
What did he mean by this ?
>AJ Styles credits Roman As Being His Favorite WWE Opponent; Chris Jericho Snubbed!
>AJ Styles recently spoke with AL.com‘s Ben Flanagan in advance of this weekend’s WWE live event in Birmingham, Alabama; you can read a few highlights below:
>Styles reveals who he most enjoyed working with last year:
>I have a lot of great matches in 2016. There are some I was real proud of. With Roman Reigns — and don’t get me wrong, WrestleMania was alright — but I truly felt like my matches with Roman Reigns were the ones that set the tone of how AJ Styles was going to be presented in 2016, like this guy who gets after it and has great matches with the best on the roster.
BASED SMACKDOWN TOP STAR GIVING CREDIT TO THE REALEST BIG DOG IN THE WWE!!!!
Why is Anderson and Gallows the only time they mention someone's japanese and indie wins as accomplishments?
>tune into raw hoping it's improved
>it's still unwatchable shit
like clockwork
>>2160903
So? Ruling a country has nothing to do with racism. Also black people rule in some places, like Detroit
When is the obligatory "black wrestler prevails in honor of MLK day" match?
>>2160903
That's not racist that's smart.
And you can't teach THAT!
>>2160908
Chris Jericho was one of his worst match ups
>>2160908
It was his favorite because it showed he can make anyone look good. Even a chump like Reigns.
>>2160903
Then a black man came to power and caused mass racial division.
>9/10 for taking your bait
>raw is so boring a bunch of Rawtists are arguing about politics
>>2160915
If it does happen I'd like it to be Titus but knowing RAW they'll make it The New Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBycUF5eiVY
>>2160915
Cucked Day hasn't come out yet.
>>2160892
Just aqui.
>>2160918
>It was his favorite because it showed he can make anyone look good. Even a chump like Reigns.
He literally praised Reigns for being able to have a good match with anyone on the roster.
The amount of ad breaks makes this shit even more unwatchable.
DON"T YOU DARE BE SOUR
TITUS O NEIL YOU DON"T HAVE FATHER
IT'S A NEW DAY YES IT IS~!!!!
>>2160919
Holy shit, how did Obamanetty fuck up the country THIS bad? Mass riots happen, and he just hand waves them all, along with a lot of other shit, not to mention he didn't keep most of his promises. This is coming from a black guy, Obamanetty is shit
>>2160908
Now we know why Vince let AJ have so much success.
>>2160929
Why do they do that? Fuck, I'm gonna go out of my way to NOT buy those products, for interrupting the broadcast
>>2160924
BOIYEEES
>>2160910
Because Anderson and Gallows are nobodies outside of nipland
>>2160929
>1 hour promos
>1 hour commercials
>1 hour of wrestling
Sports Entertainment at its finest
Just got in
did I miss anything good so far?
>>2160908
That's not what he said. He said he could have a good match with anyone.
>>2160938
you know why
That counter from Sheamus was based.
>>2160945
I might start skipping through Ram episodes and working out the time spent actually wrestling from now on.
>>2160948
>he thinks institutional racism is real
holy FUCK
>>2160919
That guy on the right is left wing tho
>>2160949
Bork is at ram
>>2160935
George Soros.
And have a (you), cuz
Haitch when
BOOYAKA
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>>2160948
>we
Fuck off nigger.
>>2160949
Brock destroyed everyone and F5'ed Roman, only thing exciting that happen.
>Swiss-1-9
Fucking kill yourself, Graves
>>2160900
>I'm not brainwashed by NBC and CNN like you, I'm brainwashed by Breitbart and Infowars
>>2160945
>1 hour of wrestling
>half of that is divas and cruiserweights
>>2160959
He's busy watching indee midgets
>>2160953
Meltz lifts while watching RAM
Be like Meltz
>>2160800
I see girls like this every day at my uni, why are they so cute, it's not fair
All these botches and shit moves. Fuck this match
>giant swing
>doesn't even throw them, just swings 10 times and drops them
i'm not a cesaro hater, but its without a doubt the worst signature move in wwe
lmao even raw crowd chanting
>THIS IS AWFUL *CLAP* *CLAP*
>>2160949
>bork in the house
>Nia attacked Sasha while she trained before the start of Raw
Been meh so far.
>yfw Thread doesn't even care about RAM
Holy fuck the state of RAM right now.
>>2160973
But then I couldn't shitpost.
>>2160948
You're a stooge.
Sounds like you just started your semester. Your hippy no-career professors probably opening your eyes to all sorts of dumb shit that you buy right into.
I feel stupid for taking your bait
>>2160948
You do know whites aren't the richest people in America right?
>>2160908
>>2160925
If WWE knew what they were doing they'd have Strowman smash all of them this week
hahahahahahahahaha
DUSTY FINISH
BASED
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WHAT THE FUCK?!!
What is this shit
>>the state of RAM
not even their pinfalls spots are coherent.
>>2160948
>ever wonder why black people are in poverty more than white people?
Because they're not as smart?
BASED
NERDS BTFO
HEYYYY MANNN!!!
no.
NO
COME ON
I AM MAD
FUCKING PREDICTABLE RAM BULLSHIT
>Tucker show is more fun that RAW
Lame.
FUCKING SWERVED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That was a title match?
He he based ref working the Balding jobbers marks.
Based Sheamus securing their titles by clocking the ref
>DQ
Goddamnit, Austin stunnered like thirty refs a night and never got DQed
the ref is such a cuck
>RAW keeps proving its not worth watching
BASED REF
>RAM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jesus fuck that absolute state of everything about this awful show.
>probably I should have stayed in japan.
Worst finish ever y/n
SWERVE
That bastard hit me. I know I'll help him out by giving him the dq.
>Winning strategy
Genetics + Nepotism
Since when have ref bumps been DQs?
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
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>there are people in this thread that legitimately prefer RAM to Smackdown
JOBBER CLUB BTFO
MARKS ITT BTFO
>>2161015
[y]/n
this sucks man
Kekekkekeke weeb nerds btfo
>>2161015
(y)
>Gallows and Anderson still being misused
They could benefit from being in Smackdown's tag team division, which actually gets on-air time
>THE STATE OF RAM
>>2161015
No but still bad
>>2161015
I remember the first time I watched wrasslin' ...
>>2160984
Did you hear that from InfoWars?
>The Club never will be Tag Team Champion
SMARKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>let's have the heels get screwed out of the titles via DQ
Fuck this show
>>2161029
POST STEPH WITH FOLEY'S BEARD
>still pushing brock as a monster despite his steroids
Fucking kek, byron called Brock the advocate of Paul heyman
Kek
BATTLELINES HAVE BEEN DRAWN
THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING PREDICTABLE AND AWFUL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2161033
>Oprah
Are Roman and Brock best friends irl?
Is he dead?
Wow....Snuka actually got a farewell promo
We /Snuka/ now
>>2161033
Nope just Google "richest race in America"
SNOOKA TRIBUTE CONFIRMED
>This main event
Wowzers that's boring, WHEN'S ANGLE VIDEO PACKAGE?
The audacity of WWE of making a video package of the murderer of Nancy ARgentino
>Celebrating a murderer
Venoit better go in the Hall of Fame this year
>a tribute to a murderer
Didn't Snuka murder his wife or some shit?
ROFL
What's with RAW AND THEIR TRIBUTES TO MURDERS!?!?!?!
>CHRIS BENOIT
>REY MYSTERIO
>U.S ARMY
>SNUKAFLY
KEK!!!
BASED SUPERFLY
that coked-out motherfucker was GOAT
>mentioning 80s Benoit
>>2161028
Blame Shane being a kayfabe dumbass and not drafting the whole Club
And blame Haitch for being a shoot dumbass
Based Jimbo working the fake news followers
Is there ever a RAM without a shit finish?
Will they show Snuka beating women in this video package?
based snooka
>>2161033
Not him, but a quick google search will tell you it isn't white people.
You people are fucking pathetic.
So who's gonna win the Snooker?
>a tribute video for a murderer
>>2161036
I got you senpai
who is this jimmy snuqa?
>now let's take way too much time honoring a murderer
>the state of RAM
If he was such a great athlete, how come he got diabetes?
>a fucking murderer gets a farewell video on live tv
>>2161041
Mixing client and advocate.. fucking kek byron
That means we are having a chris benoit package?
>>2161060
did they tribute benoit?
i was under the impression wwe completely erased him from their history
charges were dropped faggots, keep seething
>>2161060
Based rey rey didn't mean it he a good boy
>>2161052
This site is 18+ kid
Does anybody have the gif from WCW where Snuka does the splash off one side of the cage and Benoit does the headbutt from the other side?
Wait a minute.
Mick Foley cut his hair off.
In that vignette he had it all back.
Way to go, WWE.
>Celebrating a murderer
BENOIT HOF INDUCTION WHEN?
God fucking shit hell fuck I hate this fucking show. See you faggots next week.
Kurt Angle when?
what is that? lel
dimeless spot monkey
>>2161077
BENOIT HAD AN ENTIRE EPISODE OF RAW WHEN HE DIED.
Crowd cares about Snuka too
/asp/ and reddit BTFO
>all these nu-males getting triggered by BASED SUPERFLY
Tumblr is that way -->
>ram is almost halfway over
>>2161078
he got a whole fucking 3 hour show or someshit and canceled the amazing limo storyline
>>2161078
He means the one he got before news of Benoit owning his family came to light.
>>2161078
they did before the details were known of what he truly did
>kids went from wanting to be a retard to wanting to be a murderer
Nice change indeed, HHH.
Tamina was more huge than Jimmy ever was.
>>2161071
I tried to make it better
Based WWE confirming that the truth is worse than murder kek
>Tamina's Twitter profile pic is her in animu form
/oneofus/
>that last picture from Tamina
Right in the feels, bros
>>2161040
>Disregard the numerous black academics in the world
We're talking about averages here
You said: Ever wonder why black people are in poverty more than white people
Specific white people may be in poverty and specific black people may be rich. But the point is, black people on average consistently underperform compared to white people.
You seem to have trouble with switching between individual and group outlooks when relevant
Based bret
>Jimmy Snuka murders his wife and gets tribute >Benoit and Hogan wiped from existence
What does Vince mean by this?
>not Hogan tweet
>>2161059
His GF. Case was thrown out, reopened like literally last year, and thrown out for good shortly after.
Sucks for the Argentino family. Must be sickened by this tribute 2bh
>Malolo i le filemu
What did the big dog mean by this
>>2161040
No I have a masters. I just remember when I was in college and had to sit through classes with triggered snowflake teachers. They get the gullible ones though.
Once you get out in the real world, pay taxes you might have an idea. Unless you're just born wealthy and can keep the cuck mentality going forever
>Put an average show at the moment the tag match starts
>With the finish of the match changing titles, the show would be even better
>The do the crappy ''le it was a dq finish so the faces retain the titles''
THE STATE OF RAW, HOW DO YOU WANT THE REST OF PEOPLE DON'T LAUGH AT YOU?
>>2161079
Snuka was declared unfit to stand trial
>>2161079
the family wanted him to suffer through his cancer you fuckin mark
>>2161108
Snuka was also suing the WWE too
WHERE THE FUCK IS HE??
>celebrating a murderer
>>2161068
Misleading, compare the population of whites to Indian Americans and the people actually running the country in influential positions such as politicians, CEOs and bankers
>>2161112
>>2161108
Benoit got a tribute too
WHO THE FUCK /benoit/ HERE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6g4D4dStmY
#innocent
>>2161111
Based 1's knows
I wonder who is next on killing someone, and getting away with it.
on the WWE Universe of course.
>>2161068
it's no less pathetic to be "lecturing" people anonymously on a message board by posting a cartoon, cuck-wagon.
NEVER EVER
OH FUCK OFF
>>2161125
Benoit wasn't discovered until after the tribute, Jimmy was discovered 25 years ago
>>2161079
Because he was a walking corpse already
>Soon
>>2161071
We dont like anime shit faggot, back to /a/sshole.
>Emma meme
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is Sami gay?
STILL
FUCKING
WAITING
YOU WHORE
>>2161140
He jerks off to muhammad
>Still no Emmalina
At least show more pics of her feet
Islami plotting his next attack
>>2161132
No I'm just explaining YOU are retarded. I'm not attacking white people and MUH INJUSTICE in a fake wrestling thread
>The movement of zayn's hand when speaking is that of a muslim preaching hate to infidels.
Is it me or do Australian accents just never sound sexy
Who will be the next wrestler to die next?
Heenan?
Angle?
Paige?
that rollins shirt looks /fa/ as fuck
10/10 would buy it
>autistic Sami gimmick
COMING SOON!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2161140
HE LIKES BALOR
>>2161131
we live in a country where a man is innocent until proven guilty
show me his conviction, dipshit
>Sami's new gimmick is autism
Based
>>2161105
And your answer to why black people on average are in poverty has been debunked countless times, take your retarded idealogy back to the 1800s
so hes a gay wedding planner?
>burying Sami
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
seth = shitskin atheist armenian
sami = white syrian muslim
>>2161149
Paige, El Patron is gonna snap Benoit style
>Muslims
Based Sami
He's actually like that backstage according to Jericho's podcast
>Sami's character now is spastic austism superhero
>>2161126
GOAT theme song
>>2161114
Sheamus and Cesaro are actually over, those bald jobbers dont deserve the tittle yet.
le shucky jivey negro
BASED CLEANER ROMAN
BASED SAMI ZAYN WORKING THE LITTLE PUPPER INTO OBSCURITY
where is Foxy?
>There's the champ
>Gay dance music
No thanks, time to jerk off to porn
>>2161156
Yeah I like this Sammi
>Coming Soon
At least Eva was fun.
>>2161159
kek they are still doing emma promos. Who the fuck is backstage doing this shit?
>>2161149
Bret
woody allen gimmick would be nice imo
KENNY OMEGA BTFO
ROMAN IS THE TRUE CLEANER
Wtf I like Sami now
>>2161126
>#innocent
If not trolling what do you actually think happened?
Production botch?
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/the-complicated-tainted-legacy-of-jimmy-superfly-snuka-100058848.html
Holy fuck, this abusive Beaner deserved Stomach Cancer death
So if you kill one person you still can get in the HOF but if you kill 2 you can't? Right?
>>2161152
>>2161153
Are people seriously excited? Like cmon this is Emma lol Santinos Sidekick!
Based Neville saving the RAW audience from cruiserweights
>>2161166
i feel like if they got leaner and focused more on agile moves, they could clinch the weeb audience
right now they're just fat baldies who won't shut up about japan
what the fuck did roman said about dean?
Sami Zayn geeked up
Neville vs Swan is basically Alt-Right vs BLM
Saxon's gone?'
Hallelujah it already sounds better
>>2161185
Does killing himself make it 3?
maybe you can get away with 2?
>>2161185
You get only one, then Vince can't help you
>>2161184
wtf i hate snuka now
I missed the very begining.
Did Roman react at all to losing the US title?
>>2161186
Hey guys I don't watch the meme division, is this the guy who got cucked by the alica FFAAUUUX meme
>>2161192
This guys crazier than ambrose
Get some ears senpai
How do they change the rope colours so quickly? Do they spray paint them or do they just replace the ropes?
>What happened to that man?
"well lets go back and look whats happened to that man"
>>2161113
You're making a lot of assumptions, end of matter is that you're just an ignorant Selfish American that cares more about race politics than building an equal society.
>>2161201
He reacted by getting an F-5.
>>2161210
Pasta
Snuka also sexually assaulted Cyndi Lauper. Vince had to triple her pay. Its why she has rejected her invitation to be put into the wWe hall of fame
>>2161201
something something shield name drop is all I remember then BORKED
>>2161184
Murderer
>>2161185
Saying nigger or wanting to make America great again are the only sure fire reasons to be [REDACTED]
>>2161184
He's from Fiji you dumb hick
>>2161191
They need to make Gallows more threatening, like some anon said he is one of the least threatening big guys on the roster baring The Ascension faggots.
Anderson acts far more aggressive but his looks are agaisnt him.
>>2161157
Show me
>>2161213
Nope. I want equality. Real equality.
Giving blacks a speed pass where test scores are lowered in the sake of DIVERSITY rather than MERIT is wrong to me. Which is a huge platform of Dems.
Also blaming cops and politicians for high black crime rates in black areas - again a Dem platform.
You just have a lot to learn, anon. That's all I'll say. It's like trying to talk to little kids about "well you better save your money!" and the kid just thinking you're dumb.
>>2161202
ALICIA FUUUUUCKS
>>2161040
> what is a bell curve
>>2161266
How can they achieve it on merit when the tables are stacked against them as soon as they are born?
>he fell for the libertarian meme
>>2161318
nigga are you fucking serious right now