>dad walks in

>>2109487
Sorry dad, I'm gay as hell

>my wife walks in
>sits down, watches the segment and asks who the dancing black guy is

Now I know how Tyson Kidd feels

Great segment. Titus is great when he's in his element. Newgay btfo

Titus entertained me more in one segment than New Day did in any segment throughout their title run

>>2109501
Nattie gettin BLACKED BAYBEEEE!

>>2109545
this

TITUS BRAND

Can someone explain the purpose of that segment and the match it led to?

>>2109487
>dad asks what you're watching and sits down next to you
>he talks about watching pro wrestling when he was younger
>he notices your look as the muscular man moves his body
>he notices your feminine cock hardening in your pants
>he places his hand on your thigh
>you can see him getting hard too

>>2109642
go on

>>2109642
Based

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>>2109487
>kisses you on the lips in front of a live crowd on ppv

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>>2109662
Well, I do love to write about being the family's girly little dissapointment and how I get to bond with daddy by helping him release some pressure and having him show me his cool moves like how he piledrives, but this is a blue board after all.

>>2109772
There, I change my shit to yotsuba now give me what I want

>>2109487
>"hey this reminds me of how i met your mother"

>>2109506
Too bad his element isn't "a wrestling ring".

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>>2109777
Mmm, I shouldn't disregard trips but rules are rules and I'm about to step away for the night. Maybe we can set something up someplace else.

>>2109622
Give New Day something to do because they're your super over merch sellers that need to be on TV, but they're not in the championship hunt. Also, announce all of them will be in the Rumble.

>>2109506
>>2109545
Titus is good at bantz, just look at the segments where the PTP made fun of all the tag teams or upupdowndowm. He is just shit at everything else.

>>2109837
His BTFO-ing of JBL on commentary was legendary and immensely satisfying.

>>2109797
Good thing this isn't wrestling

Fuck off to watching empty bingo halls, smark

>>2109867
>anti-smark REEEEing over Titus of all people
>fucking TITUS

He's the Jannetty to based Slater.

>>2109584
Is there any truth to this rumour? Is Tyson getting cucked?

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>The state of Sasha Banks when Titus O'Neil is better at twerking than her

>>2109874
Well, he does have a nicer ass

>>2109912
Even with ass implants Sasha gets BTFO

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>>2109584
DELETE THIS

>>2109874
thats not twerking tho

>>2110109
You can tell how she pops her ass at first she's trying to and then switches to just swiveling her hips. Probably tried to not embarrass herself there but she does that on a daily basis anyway.

>>2110109
She realized her no ass wasn't going to do it and that she's white

>>2109874
she is only half black

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>>2109873
I doubt it. Its a fun meme though.

>>2110156
>white
Nice try Pedro, you're not white

>>2109642
I wish I could bond with my dad or older brother like this but at least mom's boyfriend likes watching wrestling with me.

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>>2109772
>>2109823
Die Barneyfag

>>2110978
Who? Also a little bit of pretend never hurt anyone, it's what pro wrestling is all about after all, and who doesn't enjoy some quality time with their family?

>wifes son walks in
>starts jiggin as well

>>2111353
>Not seducing your wife's son
>not making him your homo bull
>not shaming your wife and her bull with their son's gayness

Once you've become a cuck on this level you might as well go all the way and enjoy the relationship as a measure of revenge.

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>>2110978
>barneyfag browses /asp/
Holy shit.

>>2110821
No claimed to be white, you trumpcuck. He literally said Nattie is white.

>New Gay not expanding their ranks and becoming the dominant stable on RAM

Ya blew it.

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>>2109487

>>2111407
Barneyfag is all over 4chan

>>2110978
>being this assmad your father will never love you like this
How does it feel to to know your dad will never squash you in a bra and panties match, your only attempt at offense being undoing his fly with your mouth while he goes for a Pedigree.

>>2109487

I miss the RAW generals on /sp/ when, EVERY WEEK, some guy's dad and brother would walk into his room during a gay segment and call him a fag

It was obviously made up, but so fucking funny

>>2111111

>>2111674
>tfw you'll never be a good enough trap to get your dad hard

>>2110978
>1445708881064.png
>Not bronies this is your mindset
You're not the real Barneyfag. Fuck off.

>>2109487
Titus exposed New Day as three manlets

>>2114322
Titus exposed himself as a talentless non-draw

>>2114326
I agree, but he still exposed New Day as three manlets.

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>>2111081
>>2111407
>>2114314
>>2111674
Fuckin worked. Not even barneyfag. Fucking /asp/ies sperg the fuck out at anything. Literally neck yourselves closet bronies

>>2114334
>height
>talent & drawing power

What do (you) truly believe is more important?

>>2114326
>Titus exposed himself
Couldn't get any worse than when he put his hands on Vince.

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>>2109497

>>2109497
it's ok son, only christian conservative bigots care about that stuff anyway, it's 2017.

>>2111453
He said sasha is white you retard, learn to read

>>2109873
No. Plus it's hilarious because Titus legitimately has a tiny penis.

>>2109584
>implying Nattie would be satisfied by tiny bitch black cock

>>2109873
Nope. Titus can't cuck anyone anyway, he accidentally posted his tiny dick on twitter once.

You can only be a cuck if you have a tiny duck, poor Titus probably doesn't know the guy who fucks his wife.

>>2109487
I marked out when he walked out! it was great seeing Ezekiel Jackson back

>>2117418
>>2116598
Fuck. How did I not know about this? Now I don't find his barking as annoying, just kind of pitiful.

>>2116598
Proof? Or just another mad /pol/tard white boy? Always lying to feel better..... Smh....

>>2117757
Google it nigga, he posted his dick on twitter and it's not exactly impressive.

>>2117757
>another niglet dicklet mad he has a tiny penis
The number cosmetic surgery undertaken by black men in CA is penis enlargement.

Why don't you ask Titus so that he can spot for a penis enlargement.
Kek

>>2117757
It's barely as long as his hand. I'm not sure what size gloves he takes, but it really is underwhelming for someone of his height and build. Much less a nig of his proportions.

>>2114362
YOU ALL BOUGHT IT