>>1927012
First for my precious Blissfu
>>1927023
have sex
>>1927027
SEETHING
Stay mad, retard
>>1927029
stay worked, waifufag
who /missCarter/ here?
It's time
BASED BMJE
All boards report!
/asp/ here!
Cubs or Indians?
ELLSWORTH TIME
THE A SHOW IS HERE BOYS!!!
What did they mean by this?
Tonight's the Hype Bros' night.
Ellsworths theme is kinda hot. ngl
>>1927023
MY BLISSFU!
>>1927045
kys
>>1927035
>SEETHING
BIG MATCH JAMES
BIG MATCH AJ
BIG MATCH JOHN
How can Rawtists even hope to compete?
>>1927051
Indians to make phil sad
>Ellsworth is cutting promos to open the show
inb4 this literal chinless jobber cuts a better promo than RAM's """""top guys""""" and rawtists are furthered entrenched into suicide watch
>our jobber gets bigger pops then anyone in RAMs main event
ANOTHER WIN FOR THE SMACKLADS
>>1927058
you KNOW it bro
>>1927012
>this opening segment
>>1927057
Something he'll never get.
>>1927051
/vp/ reporting in
I want the cusb to win just because its been 108 years
Who /rudeworldorder/ here?
>>1927069
Good choice
literally a tortoise
>I am going to say goodbye
See you at the rumble James
Name one Smackdownie """"wrestler"""" besides Cena, Orton, and AJ who is not a glorified jobber
>ellsworth more over than the entire RAW roster minus Y2J
>>1927077
Drasna? what?
Will all of this end with Based No Chin turning heel and the reformation of the Bullet Club?
>>1927051
/sp/
Donde estan mis /smack/ hermanos?
where my hibike bros at?
This crowd's pretty rowdy.
Hope there's lots of good pops, might hinge on the first segment. Time to deliver, A show.
>>1927077
Where's my Pokebros at?
Sorry boys was in the wrong thread.
Who /Ellsworth/ here?
>bearded Deano
Cute, CUTE!
>>1927095
newark is pretty smarky
>>1927051
/RWBYg/ here.
>>1927093
aca estamos papi, acá esta tu (tu)
>monster pop for Dean
HOW CAN RAM COMPETE
based Deano
>>1927096
Right here boys
I honestly truly believe nobody on /asp/ is uglier than Ellsworth.
is dean ginger?
>>1927093
Aqui amigo!
That's all the Spanish I know.
>>1927051
/m/ reporting for duty.
>>1927074
That hurts man
>>1927096
who /Primarina/ here?
>>1927088
>That Sasha shirt
Top kek.
>>1927094
>>1927051
/pol/ reporting in. Make WWE grear again
>>1927087
Name 1 RAM superstar that gets the pops of Goatdowns jobbers?
>>1927096
r u hyped for Sun and Moon?
>>1927096
hey
fucking Ellsworth, really?
>>1927107
>(you)
crowd is dead already
BTFO
>>1927091
I don't remember Punk hitting Gall 6 times
>>1927112
Get the fuck out of here right now. Leave the thread.
ellsworth is stale already
>Dat pop for BMAJ
EVERYONE GETTING POPS TONIGHT SENPAI
>>1927105
Based.
>>1927120
filtered
BIG POP AJ
They don't want none
AJ is the most beautiful man on earth
BIG GAME JAMES
did he just call him big gay james?
A+ PLAYER BMAJ
BIG
GAME
JAMES
>BIG GAME JAMES
>BIG GAME JAMES
>BIG GAME JAMES
>BIG GAME JAMES
>BIG GAME JAMES
>BIG GAME JAMES
>Big Game James
oh fuck
Triple threat match plox
>>1927112
BASED
>>1927124
get a clue
I guess this is a Pokemon thread.
I could have been there if I had money tonight...
THEY DON'T WANT NONE
ELLSWORHT BETTER IN THE MIC THAN EVERYONE ON THE RAW ROSTER!!
BIG POP AJ
Is AJ legit the same height as Ellsworth? That's kinda lame but still he's based as fuck
BGJ
based Big Money AJ
the wwbenoit world championship
>Big Game James
Oh fuck.
Opening SmackDown with the A+ players. Good job!
>be Vince McMahon
>the most over guy in your entire company is from TNA
Man I fucking love Smackdown its just has so much energy and life and AJ Styles reminds me so much of Kurt Angle when he had hair. I love this shit
Eleesworth can't get over
This C+ show is pathetic
AJ and Deano putting Ellsworth over even further, how can one man be so based
>Ellseworth is taller than AJ
>this dead crowd
>>1927156
>the most over guy in your entire company is a FUCKING JOBBER
fix'd
>>1927111
>>1927123
>control 00:00
I would let AJ fuck me in the ass all nigth long, and Im not even gay
>>1927161
AJ literally got the loudest crowd chant as soon as he walked in the ring
aj got pretty good on the mic
That segment got a bigger reaction than the Goldberg one did
AJ Styles is by far the best performer in WWE right now.
crowd is already fucking dead and its only been 10 minutes
incredible
the z show keeps on giving
>>1927170
It's just a seething Rawtist. He's not even watching.
Does Ram want some lads?
>>1927088
>Kevin Owens crying
Kek
who /tights/ here?
who the fuck cares about kane?
What do the moonrunes in Aj's jacket mean?
>>1927170
They're just sad Raw is such shit.
>>1927174
>Dead Crowd
>Even Deano got a big pop
>Seeting
>>1927181
Roughly translates to GAY KILLER
Is Orton brainwashed now?
>>1927180
>+18
>>1927174
hi rawtist
How does Smack does it? Honest question.
Raw has awesome wrestlers, how does Smack Down make every storyline relevant and interesting? HOW?
>>1927181
Gay Community
>>1927194
Generally competent booking.
>>1927190
No, he just hates Kane for being a libertarian
>>1927194
actual writing
>>1927174
>SEETHING
>>1927180
I do
How long until Vince sells RAW to Dixie?
>jobber, manlet and deanetty in opening segment
>blandy boreton and le demon kane
>smackdownies will defend this
>>1927194
raw hardly has any wrestlers of value, really. Jericho, I guess.
So Bray & Strowman are going to meet at survivro series aren't they?
>>1927158
Rawtist seething
>>1927201
Tomorrow
>>1927201
who knows
>>1927194
>RAW has the feminist cuck Mick Foley as GM
>Smack has based Daniel Bryan
>>1927190
or, he is playing the ultimate mind game to turn on bray and destroy the Wyatt family inside
>>1927209
they weren't chanting 'what' though
It's sad how the Rawtists have to try to false flag. We don't even bother posting in their threads because everyone's already talking about how bad RAM is.
>>1927202
SEETHING
>>1927209
>Being wrong
>On purpose
>BASED DBry being an A C T U A L GM with authority and not a cuck
>>1927199
I'll post a few more of these I saved.
>>1927209
Still more pops than oldberg flailing around like a spastic.
>>1927209
So the crowd actually wanting to listen to the promo instead of trying to get themselves over means they are dead?
>>1927202
Now write again without crying, Rawtist
>>1927209
>Quiet during the talking part
>Dead
Shit you are a Rawtist.
NOTHING YOU CAN SAY
>>1927209
Seethiando El Rawtista
GUYS
Ellsworth is gonna be on Team SmackDown so he can face off against Braun Strowman at Survivor Series.
>>1927209
>he thinks the crowd chanting WHAT and BORING means they aren't "dead"
>>1927224
Poor James man. He just wanted to help
Ellsworth heel turn you say?
>randy shaved
idiot
>mfw Dean loses the number one contenders match
>indians
has there be any reason yet for the orton heel turn
>>1927238
Hang in there buddy, we'll both soon have O-lines
>>1927237
Ellsworth heel turn
>>1927246
I have always considered Orton a tweener.
>>1927245
NOOO!
>>1927233
>Ellsworth vs Braun
REVENGE!!!!!
>>1927253
>AJ tells them to shut up
>They do
How based can 1 man be?
>>1927253
You missed the immediate boos when he said that?
>>1927249
>BMAJ
>Deano actually becoming entertaining
>A FUCKING JOBBER one of the most over talents on the roster
>A GM with an actual backbone
I just cannot fathom any reason to watch anything other than Smackdown right now
>>1927253
Sigue Seethiando el Rawtista
>>1927261
Feel great.
>>1927260
>>1927253
>Doing what the A+ player says
>Brain dead
>>1927261
that Gengar murdered that Swadloon.
kane stronk as fuck
>>1927270
Really digging Luke Harper's jacket.
>Not dragging matches out longer than they have to be to further a storyline
Based Smackdown
>>1927096
>not going full wrasling
So Undertaker is coming back for a 2 on 3 match at SS?
I hope all the Ellsworth bullying stuff results in him snapping into some kinda rage where he goes around the locker room all show, and eventually to the ring, super kicking the shit out of the entire roster with retard adrenalin strength. Then he leaves the show for good.
>>1927265
>That post is an accurate depiction of the current state of Raw
why can't harper be the top face on smackdown
Orton was 2sweet when he was full heel against Cena and H.
Now he's awkward force faced bland guy
Randy is getting corrupted.
Absolutely dead crowd
>rolling elbow
>elbow
OH SHIT HE JOINED THE WYATTS!
>>1927287
>Absolutely seething
>>1927288
You can't make this shit up...
Is Randy's plan to get Harper to leave the Wyatts?
Randy Orton is Sister Abigail.
>>1927287
I don't think this means what you think it means...
Dbry in Miz TV. Based
>he wont be spooky
>he wont wear dirty swamp clothing
>wont grow giant beard
yawn
>>1927295
Based Snek going to destroy the Wyatts from within
BASED BLISSFU!
>brie mode thicki
not sure if want
God damn it Nikki has such a delicious core. How the fuck does she do it?
>>1927287
Raw was last night.
>>1927301
i dont think giant twinks can grow beards
>>1927255
>>1927306
Thats what BMJ dick does to you
So my stream froze for a minute, what the fuck happened? Why did the match start again and why did the wyatts appear for a second time
>Sticking our Queen with........Carmella...
>>1927306
all those squats on Big Match Johns dick
>>1927312
It was suppose it be our year!
>>1927315
It didn't they just beat Kane up after the match ended
>>1927319
Jubo failed us
>>1927310
He used to be so based, but you right famalama
>>1927319
I have faith they'll close it out tonight
>>1927255
>Cleveland blowing a 3-1 lead
That's funny.
>>1927282
Now that's what I call a 'go 'za
>>1927327
Is this the year of blowing 3-1 leads?
Dead crowd
Baron is basically a Twilight?
O-Ok
based lone wolf
>taking inspiration from Lucha Underground
ok
This Corbin faggot has a minion tattoo. How can anyone take him serious?
>>1927328
>go 'za
I don't think you know what that is.
THICCI
>I just dont give a damn
>Divas match starts
Top kek.
FAP 4 BLISS
Based corbz
Holy shit this Corbin vignette.
Oh hey Baron Corbin
they should have done that video when he was called up desu
>>1927333
Yep.
Smackdown?
More like smackdeadcrowd
BARON "ABSOLUTELY ZERO FUCKS" CORBIN
>dat Corbin video
>no intro for based Bliss
J O B B E R
Corbin vs BRAWN
book it
>Jobber entrance for heels
What did they mean by this?
>>1927328
I don't get it.
BLISS
WORLD
ORDER
>>1927359
each team needs a monster
NWO BTFO
wtf i love spunky blonde girl now
nikki's hair looks darker than usual
and she didn't curl it at all
I hate this potato.
Very dead crowd as usual.
>>1927359
Corbin is getting a mega push soon, I bet he'll be the survivor for his team
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY PLEASE KEEP CARMELLA OUT OF THE RING
>>1927359
he would wrap his stomach skin around brauns throat for a submission.
>>1927365
Pretty much. Both of them getting hottagged will be the monster moment of the match, and they'll probably double-elim or something.
>that Smackdown Live in Scotland logo
Smack is so FUCKING fun lads
Becketty would be alright is she never spoke.
>tfw I like carmella
>>1927373
>start the match
>cut to commercials immediately
>smackdown
>Break as soon as wimmins starts
Thank fuck
crowd is dead
>>1927344
Fucking Jesus, I thought you were kidding.
>>1927370
Why are you still watching RAM?
>>1927379
Looks like he is enjoying it.
>>1927375
why do they call English cities UK but Glasgow is in Scotland? They do know we are all one union right?
>>1927378
Is that you, Kevin Dunn?
>>1927378
Hows the teeth Kevin?
Dead crowd.
How are you watching Smackdown, bros? I'm here watching it with my little brother.
>>1927389
Doesn't half of Scotland want out?
>>1927394
>>1927396
Jessica Parker.
>>1927375
Please post it i did not see that
>>1927389
I'm unironically telling you most people in America don't know that
>>1927389
>American Education
>>1927399
With my puppy and baby drinking a Moscow mule. Life is easy
>>1927398
>muh badass loner likes kiddieshit minions
>>1927406
>implying anyone should waste time learning about Europoors
FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS
Bliss got a nice DDT desu.
Is there a reason Nikki gets a pop?
In kayfabe Becky may just be one of the worst champions in WWE history.
Damn, never seen a crowd this dead.
*Angry Irish Yelling*
>1 (ONE) DDT
We're in the 80's now, boys.
Lolwot
>>1927389
UK is like London, Birmingham, Manchester, Newcastle etc. Glasgow and Edinburgh are in Scotland, not UK.
>>1927415
so is it her new finisher or something?
>>1927413
>tfw I cant enjoy wrestling anymore because I used to watch this with my gf, but she let me on sunday and ruined this for me
>>1927415
Don't say desu you faggot
You're a grown ass man
>Dasha Fuentes
Did Carmella lose her accent? She sounds way better
>>1927415
It looked mediocre.
Becky sold it well.
>Ripping apart the horsewomen
I am down with this
RAW Pissbreakfus BTFO
>>1927427
She let you what? SHE LET YOU WHAT!?
>>1927427
This really happened?
wtf i love carmella now
Not gonna lie. they can both cut a decent promo. Better than most of the raw roster (or the entire roster in general)
>>1927431
I'm sure they told her to dial down the fake Jersey thing a bit.
>>1927423
I won't ask for a summary, don't want to bother anyone. But has this Smack been good so far? Was a bit busy.
>>1927423
nice memeing
>Alexa on the mic
Why the fuck are they pushing Carmella?
She is the worst female in the company.
dead crowd
>heels acting like heels
>not stuttering on the mic
>didn't need to summon Eddie G's ghost
When will botcha/raw ever?
>Cringemella trying to hang with Bliss
>>1927439
left me* Sorry
Bliss is really bringing the best out of Mella. Hell she is bringing the best out of all the women she works with.
So Nia's gonna single-handedly win the Women's survivor series match right?
>can't even get a what? Chant started
Nice crowd here smackdownies
>tfw no nattie on team /smack/
>>1927451
>ctrl + f "dead crowd"
>1 of 7
Come on now. There is no need for this
>>1927461
>asuka's music hits
>>1927465
>Fucking Carmella will be in over her
>>1927462
it's almost like their too busy enjoying the show
>>1927468
You did this? Man, I wish I drew like that.
>>1927462
good, that chant is hot garbage and the first sign of a shitty promo.
>>1927456
I know what you meant. You need a hug.
>>1927462
>"promo killer:the chant" doesnt start
>HURR DURR DEAD CROWD
lmaoing@ur life rawtist
>>1927427
>Tfw I used to watch wrestling with my uncle every week
>Tfw he died a few years back and I stopped watching
Just recently got back into wrestling. I feel your pain
>>1927493
>I wish I drew like that
You can't even draw dimes.
>>1927446
Better than Raw
>>1927508
Anon, what the actual fuck?
>>1927508
>>1927493
nah i got it off twitter
RIP spirit squad
>>1927373
>>1927093
aqui
>>1927136
100% big gay james